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(Boston Globe)   Man attempts to steal family's boiler pipes at 2:00 AM. Fails to consider that people wake up to loud banging noises, even at 2:00 AM   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, copper pipe, Municipal Court, court clerk  
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2014-02-13 10:34:16 AM  
3 votes:
Good for you Doctor Wu
I had the same thought too.
But you beat me by one eighteen.
I'd shake my fist but I'm not mean.
So, I'll just tip my hat
And give you that.
Burma Shave.
2014-02-13 11:47:07 AM  
1 vote:
♫ Knock three times if you're stealing in our basement
Twice on the pipes for a ride with the Po-po ♫
2014-02-13 11:13:07 AM  
1 vote:
My Guatamalean neighbor's kids collect soda cans off the highway for spending money and when they get enough I take the bags of cans to the scrap metal place in town for them. They have a sign there with items that they do not accept, a list of about sixty things, and one of them is manhole covers. So I laughed and asked the lady at the window about it, and she said that the police made them add it to the list after some guy brought in manhole covers with "City of Panama City" on them. Turns out they didn't get them all back in time and someone had badly damaged their car and gotten hurt driving over one of the holes in the dark.
2014-02-13 11:00:49 AM  
1 vote:
I don't know about anyone else, but I really wanted to see  a mugshot for this one.  Something tells me that the mugshot in question is full of all kinds of win.
2014-02-13 10:27:49 AM  
1 vote:
It's a clinker! Dumb ratten-house stickel-pfeiffer!
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2014-02-13 10:25:13 AM  
1 vote:
The unemployed without benefits are finding unique ways to put food on their families.
2014-02-13 10:22:41 AM  
1 vote:
that's some serious weapon grade stupid desperation.
2014-02-13 10:18:03 AM  
1 vote:
Sometimes that's followed by other loud banging noises.
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