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(Boston Globe)   Man attempts to steal family's boiler pipes at 2:00 AM. Fails to consider that people wake up to loud banging noises, even at 2:00 AM   (bostonglobe.com) divider line 38
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2014-02-13 10:18:03 AM
Sometimes that's followed by other loud banging noises.
 
2014-02-13 10:19:15 AM
Meth?

/burglarious tool, heh
 
2014-02-13 10:19:27 AM
I'd second his large bang.
 
2014-02-13 10:21:25 AM
Pleading Not Guilty? Uh, sorry officer, i was just trying to fix their furnace...
 
2014-02-13 10:22:41 AM
that's some serious weapon grade stupid desperation.
 
2014-02-13 10:24:06 AM
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2014-02-13 10:25:13 AM
The unemployed without benefits are finding unique ways to put food on their families.
 
2014-02-13 10:25:31 AM

danno_to_infinity: that's some serious weapon grade stupid desperation.


Desperation caused by weapon grade stupid economic policies.  I can't imagine this will go much longer before we see large scale rioting.
 
2014-02-13 10:26:51 AM
Who the hell steals boiler pipes?
 
2014-02-13 10:27:07 AM
I'd be willing to bet if the police stationed officers at every metal recycler and scrap yard in their districts, their jobs would be much easier in the long run.
 
2014-02-13 10:27:49 AM
It's a clinker! Dumb ratten-house stickel-pfeiffer!
spiritofthething.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-02-13 10:29:14 AM
"burglarious" ?!?!
 
2014-02-13 10:30:38 AM
possession of a burglarious tool

That is one perfectly cromulent crime.
 
2014-02-13 10:34:16 AM
Good for you Doctor Wu
I had the same thought too.
But you beat me by one eighteen.
I'd shake my fist but I'm not mean.
So, I'll just tip my hat
And give you that.
Burma Shave.
 
2014-02-13 10:34:44 AM

powhound: The unemployed without benefits  methheads  are finding unique ways to put food on their families steal to buy more  meth.

FIFY

 
2014-02-13 10:35:24 AM
Dawchestah?
Yep, Dawchestah.
 
2014-02-13 10:35:40 AM

powhound: The unemployed without benefits are finding unique ways to put food on their families.


if by "food" you mean meth, and by "on their families" you mean in their pipe, then i agree
 
2014-02-13 10:36:05 AM

danno_to_infinity: that's some serious weapon grade stupid desperation.


FTA:
Stephen Furr, 48

At that age, if he's still committing crimes, you might at well just lock him up and throw away the key, this guy is a serious career criminal.
 
2014-02-13 10:37:59 AM
This theftonimous behaviour will not stand!
 
2014-02-13 10:43:18 AM

doctor wu: This theftonimous behaviour will not stand!


blacksportsonline.com
 
2014-02-13 10:53:42 AM
Do they have meth in Dorchester yet?
 
2014-02-13 10:54:45 AM
I'm going out on a limb and saying that the family must've been pretty steamed about the entire affair. I bet that their tempers boiled over from the pressure of dealing with this asshat.
 
2014-02-13 10:55:47 AM

powhound: The unemployed without benefits are finding unique ways to put food on their families.


Fissile: danno_to_infinity: that's some serious weapon grade stupid desperation.

Desperation caused by weapon grade stupid economic policies.  I can't imagine this will go much longer before we see large scale rioting.


I sense a theme forming.
 
2014-02-13 10:56:52 AM
Masshole methhole
 
2014-02-13 11:00:49 AM
I don't know about anyone else, but I really wanted to see  a mugshot for this one.  Something tells me that the mugshot in question is full of all kinds of win.
 
2014-02-13 11:02:21 AM

tommyl66: Do they have meth in Dorchester yet?


No, that's not enough.  They need to go straight to heroin.
 
2014-02-13 11:13:07 AM
My Guatamalean neighbor's kids collect soda cans off the highway for spending money and when they get enough I take the bags of cans to the scrap metal place in town for them. They have a sign there with items that they do not accept, a list of about sixty things, and one of them is manhole covers. So I laughed and asked the lady at the window about it, and she said that the police made them add it to the list after some guy brought in manhole covers with "City of Panama City" on them. Turns out they didn't get them all back in time and someone had badly damaged their car and gotten hurt driving over one of the holes in the dark.
 
2014-02-13 11:26:56 AM

powhound: The unemployed without benefits are finding unique ways to put food on their families.


Yes, it is absolutely shocking that such an intelligent individual doesn't have companies falling all over themselves to give him a good job.
 
2014-02-13 11:38:25 AM
Possession of a Burglarious Tool

Band name.
 
2014-02-13 11:47:07 AM
♫ Knock three times if you're stealing in our basement
Twice on the pipes for a ride with the Po-po ♫
 
2014-02-13 11:50:57 AM

Almost Everybody Poops: Who the hell steals boiler pipes?


Someone who thinks $2.50 - $3.00 per pound for copper makes "scrap collecting" more attractive than a $7.25/hr job.
 
2014-02-13 11:52:27 AM

SansNeural: Almost Everybody Poops: Who the hell steals boiler pipes?

Someone who thinks $2.50 - $3.00 per pound for copper makes "scrap collecting" more attractive than a $7.25/hr job.


Assuming there are any min wage jobs to be had.
 
2014-02-13 12:06:02 PM
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2014-02-13 12:07:46 PM
Rigid metal conduits transmit vibration over long distances?  who would have thunk
 
2014-02-13 12:08:03 PM
That is so far beyond weapons grade stupid I can't even think of a way to describe it.

/No power substations in the area?
 
2014-02-13 01:11:45 PM

Fissile: SansNeural: Almost Everybody Poops: Who the hell steals boiler pipes?

Someone who thinks $2.50 - $3.00 per pound for copper makes "scrap collecting" more attractive than a $7.25/hr job.

Assuming there are any min wage jobs to be had.


It's hard to support a drug habit on less than $10 an hour.
 
2014-02-13 01:46:12 PM

varmitydog: some guy brought in manhole covers with "City of Panama City" on them


That's a real rocket surgeon right there.
 
2014-02-14 12:13:27 PM

powhound: The unemployed without benefits are finding unique ways to put food on their families.


Hell, I'm gainfully employed and I don't put food on my family...
 
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