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(Daily Mail)   Not news: Woman gets boyfriend's name tattooed on arm. News: She removes it, gets media attention. Fark: Self-removed with scalpel. TotalFark: She mails it to her now-ex. Fark Bonus: She now has a patch of bacon on her arm   ( divider line
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2014-02-13 10:31:41 AM  
4 votes:
Chopper, sick balls.
2014-02-13 09:00:14 AM  
3 votes:
But she seems so stable.  Why on earth would you leave a prize like that?
2014-02-13 10:21:28 AM  
2 votes:
"We met crazy.  We stayed that way until she decided to move to be close to me.  I don't know whether it was the body piercings done in places Nature didn't intend or the nightly ritual of cutting ourselves so we could mix a nighttime toddy of semen and blood, but I felt it was time for me to go.  I used Alaska as a ruse and a couple weeks later she sent me her tatted forearm in a jar.  I use it as a dick cozy on those cold, wintry nights."
2014-02-13 09:44:49 AM  
2 votes:
2014-02-13 09:40:45 AM  
2 votes:
First thing I thought of was Steve Martin's circus girlfriend in the Jerk.
2014-02-13 09:18:09 AM  
2 votes:
So she's single?
2014-02-13 08:57:28 AM  
2 votes:
Don't stick your d*** in bacon-scab crazy?
2014-02-13 12:31:07 PM  
1 vote:
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2014-02-13 12:28:58 PM  
1 vote:

mutterfark: Don't stick your d*** in bacon-scab crazy?

Its an addendum to the aforementioned known concept that is rarely used but important.
2014-02-13 11:38:42 AM  
1 vote:
Ad image from sidebar sums up my feelings about every aspect of this

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2014-02-13 11:11:41 AM  
1 vote:
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At least it wasn't this chick.

/Yes, those giant letters on her face spell out her boyfriend's name.
2014-02-13 09:49:04 AM  
1 vote:


If you can rub me off some bacon, I'll hit it and quit it.
2014-02-13 09:30:39 AM  
1 vote:
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How crazy is she?
2014-02-13 09:26:44 AM  
1 vote:
I don't know why, but it just occurred to me that the guy should have that professionally cured, mounted on a leather backing and put into a bracelet.  For all the next "Chopper's Biatch" es that are sure to be in his life.
2014-02-13 09:19:29 AM  
1 vote:

big pig peaches: So she's single?

Physically, yes.  But it wouldn't be a stretch to assume she's got a few personalities in her noggin.
2014-02-13 09:19:15 AM  
1 vote:
Maybe he was just a Jerk.
2014-02-13 09:13:58 AM  
1 vote:
She needs one of these to cover up that bacon strip......

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2014-02-13 09:12:29 AM  
1 vote:
Yes farkers....yes, he did stick his dick in crazy. Apparently, many times. He's lucky he woke up with his balls not stapled to his forehead.
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