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(Daily Mail)   Not news: Woman gets boyfriend's name tattooed on arm. News: She removes it, gets media attention. Fark: Self-removed with scalpel. TotalFark: She mails it to her now-ex. Fark Bonus: She now has a patch of bacon on her arm   ( divider line
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2014-02-13 09:40:45 AM  
2 votes:
First thing I thought of was Steve Martin's circus girlfriend in the Jerk.
2014-02-13 09:12:29 AM  
2 votes:
Yes farkers....yes, he did stick his dick in crazy. Apparently, many times. He's lucky he woke up with his balls not stapled to his forehead.
2014-02-13 09:09:18 AM  
2 votes:
That bacon patch is the least of her problems.
2014-02-13 02:10:46 PM  
1 vote:
Meh, he cheated on her for a large amount of time.  I can understand her motivation.

The undercurrent of misogyny in this thread is fascinating though, especially combined with the ultra-conservative anti-tattoo crowd.
2014-02-13 10:06:07 AM  
1 vote:
Really? Your tattoo read "Chopper's biatch" and your first thought was to mail it to him and not do the obvious "Chopper is a biatch" edit. The apostrophe would dot the i perfectly.
2014-02-13 09:49:04 AM  
1 vote:


If you can rub me off some bacon, I'll hit it and quit it.
2014-02-13 09:44:49 AM  
1 vote:
2014-02-13 09:32:51 AM  
1 vote:
Wow, that girl has a long, LONG history of bad decisions.
2014-02-13 09:23:41 AM  
1 vote:
I could just imagine the tattoo parlor.

artist:Are you sure you want this guys name on you? it's permanent you know.
Lady:Yes. If we break up I'll just cut it off with a knife and mail it to him!
Artist:Please pay for your tattoo up front.
2014-02-13 09:19:15 AM  
1 vote:
Maybe he was just a Jerk.
2014-02-13 09:13:58 AM  
1 vote:
She needs one of these to cover up that bacon strip......
2014-02-13 09:13:11 AM  
1 vote:
WTF is that?

The girl in the picture at the bottom of the article, if that's who "chopper" moved in with, I can certainly understand why.  She looks female, and not like some circus freak.
2014-02-13 09:12:30 AM  
1 vote:
That girl's got "attachment issues" written (tattooed, pierced) all over her.
2014-02-13 09:11:16 AM  
1 vote:
Problems. Shes got them.
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