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(Daily Mail)   Not news: Woman gets boyfriend's name tattooed on arm. News: She removes it, gets media attention. Fark: Self-removed with scalpel. TotalFark: She mails it to her now-ex. Fark Bonus: She now has a patch of bacon on her arm   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 97
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2014-02-13 10:18:04 AM  
No overly attached girlfriend?


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No Vincent van Gogh?
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There's a part of me that feels sorry for a guy who became one of the top figures in the history of art but what everyone remembers most about him is he cut off his ear and gave it to a hooker.
 
2014-02-13 10:21:28 AM  
"We met crazy.  We stayed that way until she decided to move to be close to me.  I don't know whether it was the body piercings done in places Nature didn't intend or the nightly ritual of cutting ourselves so we could mix a nighttime toddy of semen and blood, but I felt it was time for me to go.  I used Alaska as a ruse and a couple weeks later she sent me her tatted forearm in a jar.  I use it as a dick cozy on those cold, wintry nights."
 
2014-02-13 10:31:29 AM  
Succubus
 
2014-02-13 10:31:41 AM  
Chopper, sick balls.
 
2014-02-13 10:32:41 AM  
Everyone making fun, but there was a time when a person like that would be involuntarily committed.
 
2014-02-13 10:33:39 AM  
Sounds like this guy is damned lucky she cut herself up and not him.

Speaking of tattoos, I knew a guy who was set to join the marines, only he was worried they wouldnt take him due to a small tat on his wrist. He burned it off with, I think, a car cigarette lighter. Left a circular festering pit that took weeks to heal.
 
2014-02-13 10:36:47 AM  
Cutting off your nose to spite  your face. Yeah, she really taught him a lesson.


//Her hideousness seems entirely self-inflicted. Why God, why?
 
2014-02-13 10:54:54 AM  
Alaska wouldn't have been far enough
 
2014-02-13 10:59:22 AM  

qualtrough: Cutting off your nose to spite  your face. Yeah, she really taught him a lesson.


//Her hideousness seems entirely self-inflicted. Why God, why?


She is working very hard to be incredibly ugly.

Everybody needs a goal.
 
2014-02-13 11:06:25 AM  

Mikey1969: Yeah, I'm thinking that while I'm not a fan of all of the piercings and shiat, she pulls everything off pretty well, it all looks professionally done, clean work, even the hair looks good if you like the colored Mohawk dreadlocks. I can appreciate good work even when it isn't my particular cup of tea, and we all know how bad tattoos, piercings and die jobs can look...

That said, WHY in the fark would you actually CALL yourself someone's biatch on a goddamn tattoo on your arm? And yeah, the skin will "grow back", but you have some pretty nice skin, girl, except for the giant patch of scar tissue on your forearm...


So... she looks good to a snowboarder in 1998?
 
2014-02-13 11:11:21 AM  
When she mailed it to him, should've changed it to 'Chopper's bits'
 
2014-02-13 11:11:41 AM  
modernwomandigest.com

At least it wasn't this chick.

/Yes, those giant letters on her face spell out her boyfriend's name.
 
2014-02-13 11:16:09 AM  

qualtrough: Cutting off your nose to spite  your face. Yeah, she really taught him a lesson.


//Her hideousness seems entirely self-inflicted. Why God, why?


Why? I'm thinking "long term childhood sexual abuse".
 
2014-02-13 11:22:49 AM  
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2014-02-13 11:23:10 AM  

Sgt Otter: [modernwomandigest.com image 280x280]

At least it wasn't this chick.

/Yes, those giant letters on her face spell out her boyfriend's name.


I remember that article.  And that really is a shame, because she actually WAS attractive....
 
2014-02-13 11:28:15 AM  

mike_d85: Mikey1969: Yeah, I'm thinking that while I'm not a fan of all of the piercings and shiat, she pulls everything off pretty well, it all looks professionally done, clean work, even the hair looks good if you like the colored Mohawk dreadlocks. I can appreciate good work even when it isn't my particular cup of tea, and we all know how bad tattoos, piercings and die jobs can look...

That said, WHY in the fark would you actually CALL yourself someone's biatch on a goddamn tattoo on your arm? And yeah, the skin will "grow back", but you have some pretty nice skin, girl, except for the giant patch of scar tissue on your forearm...

So... she looks good to a snowboarder in 1998?


No, she pulls off her look well. As I said, just because I may not be into her particular look, it doesn't mean that I can't appreciate that the work she has done has been done well. I know, on Fark, everyone is supposed to think everyone else is an ugly piece of shiat, I get it, but like I said, all of her work is done well, she doesn't have misaligned piercings, no infected holes in her cheeks, her tattoos are good clean work. I can admire the work done even if I don't go for the look. I'm not sure why it violates some kind of sacred oath for people to at least admit something like this. We can find a MILLION examples just on a quick GIS of bad tattoo work and bad piercing work.
 
2014-02-13 11:31:09 AM  

Imaginativescreenname: There  needs to be a t-shirt - "Friends don't let friends stick their dick in crazy."


by themselves. Always DP crazy.
 
2014-02-13 11:33:56 AM  
I wonder what image you get when you connect the dots on her face and head.
 
2014-02-13 11:35:32 AM  

Sgt Otter: [modernwomandigest.com image 280x280]

At least it wasn't this chick.

/Yes, those giant letters on her face spell out her boyfriend's name.


I'd want to blow on her face just to cover it up.
 
2014-02-13 11:35:39 AM  
Gis a kiss, luv.
 
2014-02-13 11:38:42 AM  
Ad image from sidebar sums up my feelings about every aspect of this

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2014-02-13 11:41:12 AM  

Mjeck: He just wasn't dedicated enough to the cause


Sparkle Motion?
 
2014-02-13 11:50:45 AM  
Really, I'm the first?

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2014-02-13 11:59:56 AM  

Rex Kramer - Danger Seeker: Chopper, sick balls.


She could of just cut off "Chopper's" and left "biatch"...

Course no matter what, she'll always remember chopped every time she reaches down and rubs the raw crusty skin when it itches randomly.

Or when anyone asks WTF HAPPENED??? She'll remember Chopper..

/and Chopper probably won't give two farks about this crazy biatch
//but she'll never forget Chopper

=))
 
2014-02-13 12:10:15 PM  

Diogenes: big pig peaches: So she's single?

Physically, yes.

 
2014-02-13 12:15:25 PM  
Looks like the latest in a long list of bad decisions.
 
2014-02-13 12:19:42 PM  

dbrunker: There's a part of me that feels sorry for a guy who became one of the top figures in the history of art but what everyone remembers most about him is he cut off his ear and gave it to a hooker.


Actually, there's some thought now that he didn't do it himself- the competing theory is that he and Gauguin, a good friend, but tempers sometimes flared, were having a swordfight (alcohol was probably involved), and it was an accident. He didn't want Gauguin to get in trouble over it, so he claimed he did it himself in a psychotic episode. As for the prostitute bit, according to Gauguin, he was trying to leave the ear (actually only a chunk of it) for Gauguin at a brothel they both visited.

To me, that's a much more interesting story, and I prefer to believe it for that reason.
 
2014-02-13 12:20:09 PM  
www.bitchesbecrazy.net
 
2014-02-13 12:21:31 PM  
www.troll.me
 
2014-02-13 12:28:58 PM  

mutterfark: Don't stick your d*** in bacon-scab crazy?


Its an addendum to the aforementioned known concept that is rarely used but important.
 
2014-02-13 12:31:07 PM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-13 12:33:47 PM  
www.strictlyfitteds.com

Gil is impressed by her workmanship.
 
2014-02-13 12:35:39 PM  
Yeah, she'd been making excellent life choices up to that point.  What a shocker!
 
2014-02-13 12:36:23 PM  
I don't understand why she did any of that to herself. Gah!
 
2014-02-13 12:51:41 PM  
I wonder if she was inspired to get those tattoos on the side of her head from "Alien Nation".

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2014-02-13 01:36:12 PM  
nope nope nope....
 
2014-02-13 01:41:32 PM  
someone should find her facebook and message her this thread.
 
2014-02-13 01:44:01 PM  
So he left a woman just bat shiat crazy enough to hack off a peice of herself, wrap it up nicely and mail it to him?!.... What was the message other than"ha ha, you left a psycho for another woman less open to self mutilation"... Yeah im sure he REALLY regrets THAT choice!


Down boy! ;-P Its all a bit of fun ta me!
 
2014-02-13 02:10:46 PM  
Meh, he cheated on her for a large amount of time.  I can understand her motivation.

The undercurrent of misogyny in this thread is fascinating though, especially combined with the ultra-conservative anti-tattoo crowd.
 
2014-02-13 02:25:53 PM  

big pig peaches: So she's single?


Yea, she's single. And, I'll bet she does anal. With a strap on. In your ass. Have fun with that.
 
2014-02-13 04:50:27 PM  
I thought it was kind of badass until I saw what the original super-classy tattoo was.

Also, ex BF is a real cowardly no-nut POS.
 
2014-02-13 05:44:45 PM  
thats hawt...
 
2014-02-13 08:19:58 PM  
Am I the only one kind of impressed by this?

/seriously, who knew you could remove tattoos this way?
 
2014-02-13 08:28:31 PM  
The Talaxian community frowns upon your shenanigans.
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2014-02-14 12:19:58 AM  
Rain, wedding day, etc.
 
2014-02-14 10:21:18 AM  

Meisaims: Am I the only one kind of impressed by this?

/seriously, who knew you could remove tattoos this way?


certain gangs are quite familiar with it.....  you dont actually think you get to keep your tattoos when you leave the gang do you?
 
2014-02-14 06:21:29 PM  

kvinesknows: Meisaims: Am I the only one kind of impressed by this?

/seriously, who knew you could remove tattoos this way?

certain gangs are quite familiar with it.....  you dont actually think you get to keep your tattoos when you leave the gang do you?


... eep. O_O
 
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