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(Daily Mail)   Not news: Woman gets boyfriend's name tattooed on arm. News: She removes it, gets media attention. Fark: Self-removed with scalpel. TotalFark: She mails it to her now-ex. Fark Bonus: She now has a patch of bacon on her arm   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 97
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2014-02-13 08:57:28 AM
Don't stick your d*** in bacon-scab crazy?
 
2014-02-13 09:00:14 AM
But she seems so stable.  Why on earth would you leave a prize like that?
 
2014-02-13 09:09:18 AM
That bacon patch is the least of her problems.
 
2014-02-13 09:09:51 AM
At least she didn't eat her own arm. Yet.
 
2014-02-13 09:11:16 AM
Problems. Shes got them.
 
2014-02-13 09:12:29 AM
Yes farkers....yes, he did stick his dick in crazy. Apparently, many times. He's lucky he woke up with his balls not stapled to his forehead.
 
2014-02-13 09:12:30 AM
That girl's got "attachment issues" written (tattooed, pierced) all over her.
 
2014-02-13 09:12:53 AM
She may have um . . . "issues"
 
2014-02-13 09:13:11 AM
WTF is that?

The girl in the picture at the bottom of the article, if that's who "chopper" moved in with, I can certainly understand why.  She looks female, and not like some circus freak.
 
2014-02-13 09:13:58 AM
She needs one of these to cover up that bacon strip......

www.accoutrements.com
 
2014-02-13 09:14:25 AM

SuburbanCowboy: That bacon patch is the least of her problems.


For reals.
 
2014-02-13 09:15:13 AM

Savage Bacon: That girl's got "attachment issues" written (tattooed, pierced) all over her.


She also has detachment issues. But those she solves with a scalpel.
 
2014-02-13 09:15:15 AM
He just wasn't dedicated enough to the cause
 
2014-02-13 09:15:41 AM
I love that the Fail felt the need to post a "before" picture at the bottom so everybody reading goes "Oh, so she used to look NORMAL."

/normal-ish anyway
 
2014-02-13 09:17:02 AM
rob.webstarcontent.netdna-cdn.com
 
2014-02-13 09:18:09 AM
So she's single?
 
2014-02-13 09:19:02 AM
They say Reavers ain't men and they are right.
 
2014-02-13 09:19:15 AM
Maybe he was just a Jerk.
 
2014-02-13 09:19:29 AM

big pig peaches: So she's single?


Physically, yes.  But it wouldn't be a stretch to assume she's got a few personalities in her noggin.
 
2014-02-13 09:20:44 AM
WTF is it with so many FARK articles popping my antivirus off so often these last few weeks? TFA lit my malware protection up like a Christmas tree.
 
2014-02-13 09:22:15 AM
There  needs to be a t-shirt - "Friends don't let friends stick their dick in crazy."
 
2014-02-13 09:22:46 AM

StillInFayettestan: SuburbanCowboy: That bacon patch is the least of her problems.

For reals.


Yep.
 
2014-02-13 09:23:12 AM
It's stories like this that make me feel a LOT better about myself and my relationships.  Thanks, Fark, for reminding me that as f*cked up as I am, my problems are small potatoes compared to some people.

/yikes.
 
2014-02-13 09:23:41 AM
I could just imagine the tattoo parlor.

artist:Are you sure you want this guys name on you? it's permanent you know.
Lady:Yes. If we break up I'll just cut it off with a knife and mail it to him!
Artist:Please pay for your tattoo up front.
 
2014-02-13 09:23:49 AM
FTFA - 'I can't imagine what his reaction was. I wish I could have been there to see it.'


Relief. He just dodged a bullet.
 
2014-02-13 09:26:01 AM
Well, gee - that'll teach him...
 
2014-02-13 09:26:44 AM
I don't know why, but it just occurred to me that the guy should have that professionally cured, mounted on a leather backing and put into a bracelet.  For all the next "Chopper's Biatch" es that are sure to be in his life.
 
2014-02-13 09:30:39 AM
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How crazy is she?
 
2014-02-13 09:32:51 AM
Wow, that girl has a long, LONG history of bad decisions.
 
2014-02-13 09:35:26 AM
'Chopper's biatch'....nice girl. bet she's a helluva cook and homemaker....
 
2014-02-13 09:36:54 AM

sid244: [a.espncdn.com image 576x324]
How crazy is she?


I won't ask for a new keyboard, I'm just going to wish for someone's post to make you spray coffee out of your nose.;b

/aisle, smoking
 
2014-02-13 09:37:14 AM

Satan's Bunny Slippers: WTF is that?

The girl in the picture at the bottom of the article, if that's who "chopper" moved in with, I can certainly understand why.  She looks female, and not like some circus freak.


no.. thats the same girl as in all the other pics.
 
2014-02-13 09:38:29 AM
Now there's a young woman that appears she would only attract the finest of suitors. How she ended up with a jerk that persuaded her into getting a regrettable tattoo in a highly visible area is a mystery to us all.
 
2014-02-13 09:38:30 AM
"'At the end of the day, it's only skin and it will grow back'"

uhh.. no it wont.  well at least not in a nice way.
 
2014-02-13 09:39:47 AM

kvinesknows: Satan's Bunny Slippers: WTF is that?

The girl in the picture at the bottom of the article, if that's who "chopper" moved in with, I can certainly understand why.  She looks female, and not like some circus freak.

no.. thats the same girl as in all the other pics.


My bad.  Not enough coffee yet apparently.
 
2014-02-13 09:40:45 AM
First thing I thought of was Steve Martin's circus girlfriend in the Jerk.
 
2014-02-13 09:43:04 AM
She mailed it?  Didn't she break some kind of health law?
 
2014-02-13 09:44:49 AM
I TOLD U I WAS HARDCORE
 
2014-02-13 09:46:24 AM

mike_d85: [rob.webstarcontent.netdna-cdn.com image 225x300]


Should have a pair of hands under that.
 
2014-02-13 09:46:53 AM
She explains, 'Posting the tattoo to Chopper sent a clear message. Now he knows never to mess with me again.'

Yea, she showed him.
 
2014-02-13 09:49:04 AM

empres77: I TOLD U I WAS HARDCORE


If you can rub me off some bacon, I'll hit it and quit it.
 
2014-02-13 09:50:28 AM

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Likes the cut of her jib, should join his house

 
2014-02-13 09:51:06 AM

Lt. Cheese Weasel: She explains, 'Posting the tattoo to Chopper sent a clear message. Now he knows never to mess with me again.'

Yea, she showed him.


"I got to some chick so hard she sawed off part of her body.   That is power!"
 
2014-02-13 09:55:28 AM
Vincent Van Gogh approves!!
 
2014-02-13 09:59:00 AM
I would've been looking for better options too.
 
2014-02-13 09:59:24 AM
Wow Jadzia has really let herself go...

www.thetimewarriors.co.uk
 
2014-02-13 10:06:07 AM
Really? Your tattoo read "Chopper's biatch" and your first thought was to mail it to him and not do the obvious "Chopper is a biatch" edit. The apostrophe would dot the i perfectly.
 
2014-02-13 10:09:30 AM

StarSys: First thing I thought of was Steve Martin's circus girlfriend in the Jerk.


She can't help it.  Like the Jerk, she was born poor and black. (Probably need to do a re-watch of that movie.  Martin at his best with a really funny script.)
 
2014-02-13 10:12:47 AM
Well, he's surely regretting leaving her now.
 
2014-02-13 10:13:12 AM
Yeah, I'm thinking that while I'm not a fan of all of the piercings and shiat, she pulls everything off pretty well, it all looks professionally done, clean work, even the hair looks good if you like the colored Mohawk dreadlocks. I can appreciate good work even when it isn't my particular cup of tea, and we all know how bad tattoos, piercings and die jobs can look...

That said, WHY in the fark would you actually CALL yourself someone's biatch on a goddamn tattoo on your arm? And yeah, the skin will "grow back", but you have some pretty nice skin, girl, except for the giant patch of scar tissue on your forearm...
 
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