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(Concord Monitor)   24-Year-old guy who works at the mall buys alcohol and goes drinking with 13- and 14-year old girls...and looks exactly the way you pictured he would   (concordmonitor.com) divider line 29
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2014-02-13 09:10:03 AM  
17 votes:
I know that some of you that are cooler than me may disagree , but I think those giant plug things in the ears are disgusting. I can't help it, and I admit to judging the person on first sight as a loser.
2014-02-13 09:14:34 AM  
7 votes:

Three Crooked Squirrels: I know that some of you that are cooler than me may disagree , but I think those giant plug things in the ears are disgusting. I can't help it, and I admit to judging the person on first sight as a loser.


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"I am a valuable member of society" -Said no one with gauges ever
2014-02-13 08:57:17 AM  
7 votes:
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2014-02-13 09:37:22 AM  
5 votes:

Wizard Drongo: scottydoesntknow: Bit'O'Gristle: Three Crooked Squirrels: I know that some of you that are cooler than me may disagree , but I think those giant plug things in the ears are disgusting. I can't help it, and I admit to judging the person on first sight as a loser.

/I'm with you there, but i have nothing against the random earring or even a small brow ring.  But if you put dinner plates in your ears, or devils horns under your forehead skin, you're a freak, and up to no good i'd wager.

My fiance watches those MTV true-life shows. One of them was about a guy who got the devil horn forehead implants and massive gauges. He wanted to be unique and controversial.

Then they did a follow-up show and he had a couple kids with his girlfriend and needed a job to provide for them. Turns out he had a really hard time finding a job (or having anyone take him seriously).

He got the horns removed, but the gauges left his ears a flappy mess.

I think he finally got a job at Freebirds or something.

Sad that people are so shallow and judgemental as to judge someone's ability to carry out a job based purely on their physical appearance...


It's a pretty good indicator on whether or not that person makes good decisions.
2014-02-13 10:14:54 AM  
4 votes:

menschenfresser: You know, that dude would actually be quite good-looking without the ridiculous earrings - and also without the perv-stache. If he'd get rid of that stupid stuff I'm sure he'd have no trouble at all getting dates with men his own age. Also women too, probably.


Not sure about that. He looks pretty pervy still
trevostudio.com
2014-02-13 09:38:29 AM  
4 votes:
"The bigger the guage, the lower the wage"

Seriously Fark, I'm the first?

(No, I don't necessarily agree with that statement, even though I'm not cool and don't like guages)
2014-02-13 09:14:16 AM  
4 votes:
Douchebag earrings?

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2014-02-13 09:21:00 AM  
3 votes:

Bit'O'Gristle: Three Crooked Squirrels: I know that some of you that are cooler than me may disagree , but I think those giant plug things in the ears are disgusting. I can't help it, and I admit to judging the person on first sight as a loser.

/I'm with you there, but i have nothing against the random earring or even a small brow ring.  But if you put dinner plates in your ears, or devils horns under your forehead skin, you're a freak, and up to no good i'd wager.


My fiance watches those MTV true-life shows. One of them was about a guy who got the devil horn forehead implants and massive gauges. He wanted to be unique and controversial.

Then they did a follow-up show and he had a couple kids with his girlfriend and needed a job to provide for them. Turns out he had a really hard time finding a job (or having anyone take him seriously).

He got the horns removed, but the gauges left his ears a flappy mess.

I think he finally got a job at Freebirds or something.
2014-02-13 08:28:57 AM  
3 votes:
It's like he deliberately set out to combine as many stereotypes as possible into one coherent presentation.
2014-02-13 12:00:46 PM  
2 votes:

Wizard Drongo: Sad that people are so shallow and judgemental as to judge someone's ability to carry out a job based purely on their physical appearance...


I'm about as libby a liberal as ever libbed, but to radically alter your physical appearance with the intent to separate yourself from society at large and then decry said society for wishing to remain separate from you is baffling to me.
2014-02-13 09:56:27 AM  
2 votes:

Three Crooked Squirrels: I know that some of you that are cooler than me may disagree , but I think those giant plug things in the ears are disgusting. I can't help it, and I admit to judging the person on first sight as a loser.


I'm a building contractor and every once in a while someone will show up to the site looking for work.  Sometimes they have the pants at half-staff.  I let them know that looking like you're ready to work will go a long way.  I also let them know that if a guy cant keep his pants pulled up, it would likely follow that he's not going to care much about building codes.

They never come back.
2014-02-13 09:50:43 AM  
2 votes:
www.ezakwantu.com

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Unimpressed.
2014-02-13 09:34:33 AM  
2 votes:

Three Crooked Squirrels: I know that some of you that are cooler than me may disagree , but I think those giant plug things in the ears are disgusting. I can't help it, and I admit to judging the person on first sight as a loser.


I doubt I'm cooler than you, but I concur; I have yet to see anyone wearing gauges (I think that's what they're called) whose looks are improved by them.

And there's a guy at a nearby Fedex counter whose plugs apparently blew out, leaving him with gross dangly bits where his lobes used to be.   Head labia aren't really a good look, imho.  Ugh.
2014-02-13 09:26:14 AM  
2 votes:

scottydoesntknow: Three Crooked Squirrels: I know that some of you that are cooler than me may disagree , but I think those giant plug things in the ears are disgusting. I can't help it, and I admit to judging the person on first sight as a loser.

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"I am a valuable member of society" -Said no one with gauges ever


I see that picture and instantly think "I'll bet that guy would make an honest and trustworthy employee. I wonder if he would accept a job offer?"
2014-02-13 12:14:11 PM  
1 votes:

semiotix: Mell of a Hess: What the hell would attract a 13 year-old to a dickhead like this?

"... buys alcohol ..."

Ah.  OK.

"Attract" might be the wrong word here. 13-year-olds make very bad life decisions, but virtually none of them would be  attracted to a guy like this, no matter how many wine coolers he bought them. Sure, they might have a crush on a 20-something guy, but crushes are for men who are completely oblivious to your existence, not the ones who are buying you booze and inviting you into their basement apartments. I'm guessing when the police asked the girls if he'd ever laid a hand on them (which must have been the subject of the first 500 questions), they burst out laughing at the idea that they'd ever let someone this gross and perverted get anywhere with them. That's perfect 13-year-old logic.

This kind of 23-year-old ultra-douche doesn't start looking attractive in the traditional sense of the word until you're about 17, when your parents' reaction goes from the mortifying "my baby! my precious innocent baby!" to the far more gratifying "you stay away from him, you little slut."


Amusingly enough, I was the kind of twentysomething guy a 13-year-old girl would have a crush on.  I had a goatee and a pony tail, and I was briefly a substitute teacher.  I had more than one girl in some classes drop hints at me, and one actually practically offered sex.  And no, I wasn't even remotely interested, I was into college girls.

Can't say I ever outgrew being attracted to college girls, though.
2014-02-13 11:14:32 AM  
1 votes:

Wizard Drongo: scottydoesntknow: Bit'O'Gristle: Three Crooked Squirrels: I know that some of you that are cooler than me may disagree , but I think those giant plug things in the ears are disgusting. I can't help it, and I admit to judging the person on first sight as a loser.

/I'm with you there, but i have nothing against the random earring or even a small brow ring.  But if you put dinner plates in your ears, or devils horns under your forehead skin, you're a freak, and up to no good i'd wager.

My fiance watches those MTV true-life shows. One of them was about a guy who got the devil horn forehead implants and massive gauges. He wanted to be unique and controversial.

Then they did a follow-up show and he had a couple kids with his girlfriend and needed a job to provide for them. Turns out he had a really hard time finding a job (or having anyone take him seriously).

He got the horns removed, but the gauges left his ears a flappy mess.

I think he finally got a job at Freebirds or something.

Sad that people are so shallow and judgemental as to judge someone's ability to carry out a job based purely on their physical appearance...


Sad, but it's reality. As this guy has learned, don't fark yourself up in a major way hoping that the world will accept you as the trailblazing individual that you are, because the world probably doesn't appreciate your special brand of "uniqueness" the way you do. And if your brand of individuality makes you look like an idiot (which it surely does) then don't be surprised that finding jobs outside of the Idiot Accessory Dispensary is a challenge.
2014-02-13 11:02:20 AM  
1 votes:
Look I'm all for not judging a person by their looks, but its hard not to judge what you've done to yourself and imagine what you'd do to my business if I hired you.
2014-02-13 10:10:45 AM  
1 votes:

scottydoesntknow: Three Crooked Squirrels: I know that some of you that are cooler than me may disagree , but I think those giant plug things in the ears are disgusting. I can't help it, and I admit to judging the person on first sight as a loser.

[2.bp.blogspot.com image 153x200]

"I am a valuable member of society" -Said no one with gauges ever


Be careful.  People get mighty touchy about this stuff.  They defend it to the death saying its the character of their work or work ethic that matters.  Like saying that a fat girl has a nice personality.
2014-02-13 10:06:37 AM  
1 votes:
lolsnaps.com
m00
2014-02-13 10:00:32 AM  
1 votes:

browntimmy: When I think of cool, I think of Clint Eastwood characters. If I see somebody doing something a Clint Eastwood character wouldn't do, they're not cool. But then again, using this system no one is cool, not even Clint Eastwood.


This is my cool:

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2014-02-13 09:59:40 AM  
1 votes:
Pretty close to what I imagined he'd look like...
img.fark.net
2014-02-13 09:51:43 AM  
1 votes:

Three Crooked Squirrels: I know that some of you that are cooler than me may disagree , but I think those giant plug things in the ears are disgusting. I can't help it, and I admit to judging the person on first sight as a loser.


I hate them, I think they look terrible. Here's the thing though, unless you are going to die in the next 10 years get ready to see that sort of stuff attached to more and more people who are gainfully employed.  It's no longer universally accepted that you can not hire someone based on their taste in jewelry.  The trend in employment is going against your personal tastes.  The only way this won't happen is if the people wearing that crap realize how terrible it makes them look.
2014-02-13 09:44:33 AM  
1 votes:

menschenfresser: You know, that dude would actually be quite good-looking without the ridiculous earrings


I know.  He even has a bit of a Ryan Gosling thing going.  It's like he's his loser twin from an alternate universe.
2014-02-13 09:39:08 AM  
1 votes:
If I was to gauge out, I'd use magnets. That way, when I walked my things made of metal, my ears would wave at you.
2014-02-13 09:34:42 AM  
1 votes:

browntimmy: Three Crooked Squirrels: I know that some of you that are cooler than me may disagree , but I think those giant plug things in the ears are disgusting. I can't help it, and I admit to judging the person on first sight as a loser.

When I think of cool, I think of Clint Eastwood characters. If I see somebody doing something a Clint Eastwood character wouldn't do, they're not cool. But then again, using this system no one is cool, not even Clint Eastwood.


So, talking to empty chairs is cool?
2014-02-13 09:25:30 AM  
1 votes:
You know, that dude would actually be quite good-looking without the ridiculous earrings - and also without the perv-stache. If he'd get rid of that stupid stuff I'm sure he'd have no trouble at all getting dates with men his own age. Also women too, probably.
2014-02-13 09:21:44 AM  
1 votes:
My daughter was into gauges around age 17. She gave them up at 1/4 inch. Holes did close after a while. Now it's crystals, as in healing powers of. I keep my mouth shut.
2014-02-13 09:17:36 AM  
1 votes:

Three Crooked Squirrels: I know that some of you that are cooler than me may disagree , but I think those giant plug things in the ears are disgusting. I can't help it, and I admit to judging the person on first sight as a loser.


/I'm with you there, but i have nothing against the random earring or even a small brow ring.  But if you put dinner plates in your ears, or devils horns under your forehead skin, you're a freak, and up to no good i'd wager.
2014-02-13 09:14:30 AM  
1 votes:

Three Crooked Squirrels: I know that some of you that are cooler than me may disagree , but I think those giant plug things in the ears are disgusting. I can't help it, and I admit to judging the person on first sight as a loser.


Not my taste...that's for sure.

But I've heard they also stink.
 
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