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(Concord Monitor)   24-Year-old guy who works at the mall buys alcohol and goes drinking with 13- and 14-year old girls...and looks exactly the way you pictured he would   (concordmonitor.com) divider line 173
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2014-02-13 01:18:48 PM  

H31N0US: [img.fark.net image 600x406]


---Dammit, no you put pervy thoughts in my head with that picture.

/ love the movie
 
2014-02-13 01:40:46 PM  

Agnes Gonxha's Confidant: menschenfresser: You know, that dude would actually be quite good-looking without the ridiculous earrings - and also without the perv-stache. If he'd get rid of that stupid stuff I'm sure he'd have no trouble at all getting dates with men his own age. Also women too, probably.

Not sure about that. He looks pretty pervy still


It's the red lipstick he appears to be wearing. His lips are exuding perviness.
 
2014-02-13 01:46:08 PM  

cynicalminion: scotchlandia: Hey Farkers! Where are all the chicks logging in to say "hey, he's not all that disgusting..." or "I'd hit that..." like we see with all the female pedophiles? Seriously you need to work on your double standards.

and somewhere there has to be chicks who dig that ear-guage shia-t or guys wouldn't do it....

"sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's okay to go ear-to-mouth"


I don't always go ear to mouth, but when I do, I'm on meth.
 
2014-02-13 01:49:07 PM  
Yeah, ultimately those girls were safe with that guy. It was just another leg in his journey that culminates in his accepting that he's into dudes.

P.S. people - please learn to spell gauge.
 
2014-02-13 01:55:31 PM  

jim32rr: Three Crooked Squirrels: I know that some of you that are cooler than me may disagree , but I think those giant plug things in the ears are disgusting. I can't help it, and I admit to judging the person on first sight as a loser.

You are not alone


Bigger the gage, lower the wage.
 
2014-02-13 02:03:47 PM  

H31N0US: [img.fark.net image 600x406]


fap fappity fap fap fap!
 
2014-02-13 02:06:02 PM  
I'd like some more documentation on how he picked the girls up.

/you know, for research
 
2014-02-13 02:11:54 PM  
13 and 14 year olds are lightweights.  One Boones Farm and they're out cold.  Wait till they're 15 if you really like to party.
 
2014-02-13 02:27:21 PM  

Witness99: cynicalminion: scotchlandia: Hey Farkers! Where are all the chicks logging in to say "hey, he's not all that disgusting..." or "I'd hit that..." like we see with all the female pedophiles? Seriously you need to work on your double standards.

and somewhere there has to be chicks who dig that ear-guage shia-t or guys wouldn't do it....

"sometimes, in the heat of the moment, it's okay to go ear-to-mouth"

I don't always go ear to mouth, but when I do, I'm on meth.


nope.  not ear to meth.  not even once...

i'm more just upset that this dude's appearance got rated as "looks about how you'd expect" which isn't necessarily WRONG, it's just mall guys hooking up with tweenies tend to be the "follow the trail of drool back to the parents' trailer, and then find out that their naturally balding, not socially akward dude who between either spencers or hot topic, works somewhere where people pushing thirty dress in something black and pink that barely covers your hooha and usually invites people to look.

i'm not white-black-or-even-plaid-pink knighting the guy, but seriously?  until anyone working at a spencers, hot topic, or forever (ten years away from) 21 or claires ACTUALLY LOOKS LIKE THEY'VE BEEN THROUGH FARKING PUBERTY?  THEN, MAYBE, this will be an "all those guys are total pervs"  issue.

if the guy is far enough out of the house that he's using the job to pay rent?  his fault for being in a store where swooning tampontots will launch themselves in the directon of his testosterone.

fark you napoleon dynamite.  i remember hair, glasses and tots, and two hours of my life i will never get back.

so.  without even having LEFT hot topic, the "18 or accompanied by an adult is pointless, and never enforced" he's  pretty much standard dress code for somone who's either been there for ten years and never going to retire, or someone who got hired after graduation and may or may not be starting college in the fall.

meanwhile decent people are getting judged as child molesters because this perv happened to pass the "don't hire pervs to work in a store that sells to BRATZ!" test...
 
2014-02-13 03:08:10 PM  

scotchlandia: Hey Farkers! Where are all the chicks logging in to say "hey, he's not all that disgusting..." or "I'd hit that..." like we see with all the female pedophiles? Seriously you need to work on your double standards.

and somewhere there has to be chicks who dig that ear-guage shia-t or guys wouldn't do it....


yeah, and they're just as worthless as the guys
 
2014-02-13 03:46:30 PM  

cynicalminion: are you modifying a part of your anatomy that is covered by your standard work apparel?


but..but...strippers
 
2014-02-13 03:56:10 PM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers: MayoSlather: That's long been my standard of cool as well. Nothing cooler than a man with no name.

[img.fark.net image 500x225]


farking aye, my friend, farking aye.
 
2014-02-13 03:58:25 PM  

trappedspirit: cynicalminion: are you modifying a part of your anatomy that is covered by your standard work apparel?

but..but...strippers


this could end... well, messy, or both.  :D

laverdadrefresca.com
 
2014-02-13 04:01:17 PM  

Egoy3k: Now hiring is different I grant you but honestly employers are scared to death of lawsuits over this sort of thing because history shows that they almost always lose and even if they win they still lose because lawyers don't work for free.


it's easy to just make shiat up on the Internet, idn't it?
 
2014-02-13 04:03:38 PM  

trappedspirit: cynicalminion: are you modifying a part of your anatomy that is covered by your standard work apparel?

but..but...strippers


fun facts to know and tell, i can apparently, through the magic of the preview panel, expand robbie williams' blurred and moving bait and tackle, as it were.

yay fun.
 
2014-02-13 04:16:54 PM  

Freebyrdjason: Nicholas Cage.....  Raising Arizona.  It was the first I thought of from looking at the pic!


Son, you got a oreo in your ear.

/other one too
 
2014-02-13 04:25:45 PM  

MayoSlather: browntimmy: Three Crooked Squirrels: I know that some of you that are cooler than me may disagree , but I think those giant plug things in the ears are disgusting. I can't help it, and I admit to judging the person on first sight as a loser.

When I think of cool, I think of Clint Eastwood characters. If I see somebody doing something a Clint Eastwood character wouldn't do, they're not cool. But then again, using this system no one is cool, not even Clint Eastwood.

That's long been my standard of cool as well. Nothing cooler than a man with no name.


You squares don't know the meaning of the word.

static.tumblr.com
 
2014-02-13 04:51:33 PM  
i102.photobucket.com
/it's still very rude to stare....
 
2014-02-13 05:05:23 PM  
static1.wikia.nocookie.net
 
2014-02-13 05:07:49 PM  
When I was growing up, there was a very attractive blonde pornstar named Gauge.  The photoshop work was phenomenal, she looked really soft and warm all the time, with fairly large, supposedly natural milk glands and a cute little smile.

I say this, because TFA is so farked up and depressing, but the blonde wasn't.   When i see people with the damn dinner-plate sized holes in their ears, I choose to pretend those people don't exist, and think about my first crush.  I'll be in my bunk.

//and seriously, girls as young as that have no curves.  Why not just go after boys if you dislike boobies that much?
 
2014-02-13 05:25:47 PM  

IronJelly: When I was growing up, there was a very attractive blonde pornstar named Gauge.  The photoshop work was phenomenal, she looked really soft and warm all the time, with fairly large, supposedly natural milk glands and a cute little smile.

I say this, because TFA is so farked up and depressing, but the blonde wasn't.   When i see people with the damn dinner-plate sized holes in their ears, I choose to pretend those people don't exist, and think about my first crush.  I'll be in my bunk.

//and seriously, girls as young as that have no curves.  Why not just go after boys if you dislike boobies that much?


Gauge was a cutie alright and nasty as they come. *sigh* Haley Paige was another...
 
2014-02-13 08:39:19 PM  
Admittedly, I have worn (fake) gauge, tribal style earrings before.  I like the look of them.

But actually stretching my earlobes?  Ewww...
 
2014-02-13 09:27:32 PM  
I saw that the accused is from Methuen, MA . Methuen isn't a tye dye kind of place - it's more of a heavy metal kind of town. Always has been, and, judging by the people who I see at the Rockingham Mall in neighboring Salem, NH (Methuen's sister city) it still is.
 
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