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(Brentwood Gazette)   Passengers were wondering why the staff at their English railway station were walking around with smiles on their faces. They didn't have to wonder for long   (brentwoodgazette.co.uk) divider line 31
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2014-02-13 09:10:45 AM  
Wow, first you get a free pullover with every stop by the police, and now you get sucked off at the train stops. Man, i have to get out more, the world is getting better as we speak.
 
2014-02-13 09:14:04 AM  
At the bottom of the article:

"Unfortunately the sign has never made an appearance at the station and is regularly attributed to platforms across the rail network."

So it's fake? What the hell is the point of this article then?
 
2014-02-13 09:14:58 AM  
Ridiculous sign thread!
 
2014-02-13 09:17:28 AM  

p4p3rm4t3: Ridiculous sign thread!



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2014-02-13 09:18:13 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-13 09:18:39 AM  

Quickpull: At the bottom of the article:

"Unfortunately the sign has never made an appearance at the station and is regularly attributed to platforms across the rail network."

So it's fake? What the hell is the point of this article then?


Spoiler alert.
 
2014-02-13 09:23:26 AM  

Satan's Bunny Slippers:


More like UFIA/Stinky hands
 
2014-02-13 09:24:07 AM  
www.gagful.com
 
2014-02-13 09:24:50 AM  

gilatrout: Satan's Bunny Slippers:

More like UFIA/Stinky hands


Ew.  But true.


:)
 
2014-02-13 09:25:00 AM  
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I guess I will try and redeem this one. Funny sign thread engage.
 
2014-02-13 09:33:01 AM  
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2014-02-13 09:33:24 AM  
Passengers were wondering why the staff at their English railway station were walking around with smiles on their faces.

They were drifting past the flowers, obviously.

/And I hear they were made of Plasticine with eyes like looking glasses.
 
2014-02-13 09:37:36 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-13 09:41:56 AM  
So this is an article about a  lame tweet that went out but never really happened ? Lame.
 
2014-02-13 09:48:15 AM  
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-13 09:56:50 AM  
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2014-02-13 09:58:11 AM  
Pointless article, should have just gone to a funny fake signs thread.
 
2014-02-13 10:33:10 AM  
 
2014-02-13 10:39:31 AM  
Getting sucked off is bad enough; you don't want to get toad away too.
upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-02-13 10:53:18 AM  

puckrock2000: [www.listzblog.com image 240x241]

[blu.stb.s-msn.com image 598x448]

/Mythbusters disproved the "passing train sucks you off the platform" 8 years ago


I read where the sign for the town in the first picture was the most frequently stolen road sign in Europe; replacing them must have driven the yearly budget of that little town up a couple hundred percent.
 
2014-02-13 11:02:29 AM  

MBooda: Getting sucked off is bad enough; you don't want to get toad away too.


Ah, Arkansas. Home to such gems as Possum Grape and Flippin.
 
2014-02-13 11:08:11 AM  
www.dumpaday.com
 
2014-02-13 11:15:02 AM  

MBooda: Getting sucked off is bad enough; you don't want to get toad away too.
[upload.wikimedia.org image 850x636]


That sign is possibly the most amusing thing in all of Arkansas.
 
2014-02-13 11:46:02 AM  
Well, if they're getting sucked off, at least there won't be a rash of kids named Shenfield.

/ It also relieves the boredom in the ticket queue
 
2014-02-13 12:00:27 PM  
Yet still, random unsolicited fellatio - it's, uh...it's a problem. So watch out for it.
 
2014-02-13 12:03:43 PM  
www.dumpaday.com

files.sharenator.com

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2014-02-13 12:19:17 PM  
That sign might be in the way, might need reach around it.
 
2014-02-13 12:34:46 PM  
I knew this guy who was wearing a hat in one of the PATH stations until a departing train sucked it off his head and up the tunnel. Served him right for walking around in public with a hat on.
 
2014-02-13 12:46:20 PM  
Mind the gap? (NSFW)

/Chive sucks.
//There, I said it.
 
2014-02-13 12:47:55 PM  

Thingster: MBooda: Getting sucked off is bad enough; you don't want to get toad away too.

Ah, Arkansas. Home to such gems as Possum Grape and Flippin.


And Taint. It is actually a town at the base of petit jean. The road sign disappeared years ago.
 
2014-02-13 07:28:29 PM  
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upload.wikimedia.org
 
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