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(CBS San Francisco)   While in the supermarket, stuffing lobsters and a ribeye down your pants won't necessarily get you in the news, but adding a car hijacking with an old man and teen inside, just might   (sanfrancisco.cbslocal.com) divider line 20
    More: Dumbass, carjacking, Oakland, Oakland Safeway, supermarkets, CBS SF, registered owner, City News Service, kidnappings  
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2014-02-13 08:46:05 AM
I prefer a nice filet with my surf and turf.  Not ribeye and sausage.
 
2014-02-13 09:02:50 AM
Lobster and ribeye? I'm surprised they didn't just use their food stamps to pay for it.
 
2014-02-13 09:04:40 AM
"Nothing for me today, thanks."
 
2014-02-13 09:04:48 AM
but it will get you a date with an easy under-age cashier.

www.costaricantimes.com
 
2014-02-13 09:05:19 AM
barfblog.com
 
2014-02-13 09:06:15 AM
Damn!
 
2014-02-13 09:10:04 AM
I know that these are being stolen to fence for drugs, but who both has the cash for lobster and steak and is willing to buy it from junkies? I've seen police reports where people steal 20 steaks - who is buying those? Obviously they're getting a "fell off the back of the truck" discount, but for a lobster tail you know went down someone's pants, possibly long enough to defrost, and then was vended to you?
 
2014-02-13 09:16:02 AM
So it's not enough that we have a spike of crime in Oakland pre-Christmas, now we have to have one pre-Valentine's Day, too?
 
2014-02-13 09:19:37 AM
False alarm, no carjacking or kidnapping.

http://m.sfgate.com/crime/article/Oakland-Amber-Alert-off-no-abductio n -occurred-5228726.php
 
2014-02-13 09:41:33 AM

red_dragon60: I know that these are being stolen to fence for drugs, but who both has the cash for lobster and steak and is willing to buy it from junkies? I've seen police reports where people steal 20 steaks - who is buying those? Obviously they're getting a "fell off the back of the truck" discount, but for a lobster tail you know went down someone's pants, possibly long enough to defrost, and then was vended to you?


I was hoping the lobster was alive, and feeling pinchy.
 
2014-02-13 09:55:39 AM
Ah, the old Surf and Turf special. Adds to your gurf but not your wurf. Welcome to Eurf, Mothafarkers!
 
2014-02-13 09:59:58 AM
You seem to have missed one element of the story:  the 13-year-old-girl.

Obviously this was not drug-related (unless drugs were involved, of course) but was preparations for a big Pedobear date.

Error number one: you don't date 13-year-old-girls.
Error number two: you certainly don't take them shopping for dinner.
Error number three: you give them lobster and sirloin, not lobster and ribeye, you dullard.
Error number four: you don't steal a car to get home.
Error number five: you don't steal a car with two men in it.

I'm sure that other mistakes were made. For example, there was no photo of the gormless dim bulb who committed these crimes.
 
2014-02-13 10:26:41 AM

brantgoose: You seem to have missed one element of the story:  the 13-year-old-girl.

Obviously this was not drug-related (unless drugs were involved, of course) but was preparations for a big Pedobear date.

Error number one: you don't date 13-year-old-girls.
Error number two: you certainly don't take them shopping for dinner.
Error number three: you give them lobster and sirloin, not lobster and ribeye, you dullard.
Error number four: you don't steal a car to get home.
Error number five: you don't steal a car with two men in it.

I'm sure that other mistakes were made. For example, there was no photo of the gormless dim bulb who committed these crimes.


There was a photo, and as mentioned above, there was no 13 year old or car jacking.

Suprised this news source hasn't updated, all of the other ones I've seen have.
 
2014-02-13 10:27:34 AM

unit63: So it's not enough that we have a spike of crime in Oakland pre-Christmas, now we have to have one pre-Valentine's Day, too?


Um, yeah. It's Oakland.
 
2014-02-13 11:00:27 AM
Police weren't sure if that was a lobster in his pants or if he was just happy to see them.
 
2014-02-13 11:39:18 AM
At least tell me he had some sense and kept the rubber bands on the lobster's claws.
 
2014-02-13 12:23:34 PM
What the fark are 'robster craws???'
 
2014-02-13 02:15:20 PM
the follow-up is - all 3 knew each other , the '13' year-old is an adult and on the run with the lobster guy, and the 'old' man is 50 and now in custody

subby - update your facts
 
2014-02-14 01:03:15 AM

o'really: unit63: So it's not enough that we have a spike of crime in Oakland pre-Christmas, now we have to have one pre-Valentine's Day, too?

Um, yeah. It's Oakland.


https://maps.google.com/?ll=37.797162,-122.186047&spn=0.006367,0.013 07 8&t=m&z=17&layer=c&cbll=37.797118,-122.186118&panoid=B1RPGNK06PSUPduQC xOCqw&cbp=12,281.4,,0,7.6

Um, yeah, look at it. Oakland, how horrible. Kids, parents all over the place. Playing. Having fun. Waving to the Google car. (The Safeway where the story happened is just out of sight at the opposite end of the street)

//I'm one of the people with a pixelated face.
 
2014-02-14 12:05:34 PM

StopLurkListen: o'really: unit63: So it's not enough that we have a spike of crime in Oakland pre-Christmas, now we have to have one pre-Valentine's Day, too?

Um, yeah. It's Oakland.

https://maps.google.com/?ll=37.797162,-122.186047&spn=0.006367,0.013 07 8&t=m&z=17&layer=c&cbll=37.797118,-122.186118&panoid=B1RPGNK06PSUPduQC xOCqw&cbp=12,281.4,,0,7.6

Um, yeah, look at it. Oakland, how horrible. Kids, parents all over the place. Playing. Having fun. Waving to the Google car. (The Safeway where the story happened is just out of sight at the opposite end of the street)

//I'm one of the people with a pixelated face.


I like the city. don't get me wrong. It has a lot going for it. I have family there, I'm there relatively often.

but let's not lie to ourselves. it has a crapload of crime.

the presence of children playing in a photo does not negate that.
 
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