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(NBC Miami)   How do you get your dog to go WOOF? Douse her with tick spray and then have her walk by an open flame   ( divider line
    More: Dumbass, WOOF, Broward Sheriff's Office, spray, dogs  
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1552 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Feb 2014 at 8:35 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-02-13 08:36:21 AM  
2014-02-13 08:37:46 AM  
Dogs burning is funny.
2014-02-13 08:42:12 AM  
A wise man once gave me a tip: Never pet a burning dog.
2014-02-13 08:44:24 AM  
More of a WHOOSH than a WOOF, wouldn't you say?
2014-02-13 08:46:00 AM  
I laughed and I feel bad about it.
2014-02-13 08:46:29 AM  
Well it worked, didn't it? Bet those ticks will think twice before climbing on that dog again.
2014-02-13 08:47:25 AM  
Made me laugh.
2014-02-13 08:47:47 AM  
God, some people.

If the tick is on the floor, you can apply enough pressure with a solid object to squish it.  You don't need to rig up a McGuyver flamethrower to kill it (even if you felt like you HAD to use flame, just hold a match to it).
2014-02-13 08:48:17 AM  
Q: What do you call a psychic dwarf who just escaped from prison?

A: A small medium at large

Bah dum pshhhhhh...
2014-02-13 08:49:07 AM  
I felt bad about laughing, but it looks like the dog and its owner will pull through, So I feel a little less bad.

/botcherby's hot dogs?
//sorry, i am bad and I feel bad... again
2014-02-13 08:55:09 AM  
Florida ticks will now be imprinted with a warning label in 3...2....1......
2014-02-13 08:55:37 AM  
HAHAHAHAHA +10, subby!
2014-02-13 09:09:37 AM  
The smartest man in Florida.
2014-02-13 09:17:43 AM  
Subby, you're a sick bastard and I like that in a person.
2014-02-13 09:33:37 AM  
Urgh... it's 'How do you get a cat to say like a dog?'.

And how to you get a dog to say like a cat?

You put it in the freezer for a couple of days and run it through with a circular saw (MMIIIIIIIAAAAAAUUUUUU).
2014-02-13 09:38:30 AM  
Bravo, subby.

I read the headline to my wife and it made her sad. Mission accomplished!
2014-02-13 09:40:32 AM  
Florida tag?
2014-02-13 10:17:10 AM  
Less though equally seriously, never grab a passing dog by its ears...
2014-02-13 10:27:32 AM  

Whatchoo Talkinbout: Florida ticks will now be imprinted with a warning label in 3...2....1......

No that would be Caifornia.  In NY the attorney general would sue the ticks.
2014-02-13 10:34:45 AM  
+1 Subby
2014-02-13 10:50:37 AM  

Colin O'Scopy: HAHAHAHAHA +10, subby!

Agreed.  A classic.
2014-02-13 12:02:51 PM  
I love dogs and would do the same for my baby without a second thought at the harm it would bring myself.... but I did laugh at the mental image of a dog suddenly igniting (though it was much more cartoonish in my mind... a la Itchy & Scratchy) and I feel like a horrible person.
2014-02-13 01:23:44 PM  
"In order to get steak, I must become steak"
2014-02-13 06:23:59 PM  
"The family could not afford to take the pet to an emergency clinic at the time of the incident so the dog was taken to Dr. Peter's Animal Hospital the next morning, officials said."

Yet the family could afford a backyard pool with extensive landscaping and a water feature. Poor puppy.
2014-02-14 12:58:10 AM  
Almost spit Dr Pepper all over my keyboard.
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