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(Detroit Free Press)   "It was a typical weekday night at the All Around Bar - except for the casket on the dance floor"   (freep.com) divider line 6
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2014-02-13 08:43:19 AM
♫ I bet that you look dead on the dance floor...I don't know if you're looking for romance or... ♪

/got nuthin', RIP bar guy
 
2014-02-13 08:52:33 AM
Somebody call 9-1-1... 'cause there's a dead guy on the dance floor -- Oh Whooooaaaa!
 
2014-02-13 09:27:01 AM
 
2014-02-13 10:30:16 AM
Last words: Stop this beat, it's killing me!

/obscure?
 
2014-02-13 10:53:31 AM
Came here to say "but you better not kill the groove, DJ," beaten to it as usual.
 
2014-02-13 11:57:41 AM
Hmm... not a bad idea... a little money from my life insurance policy could cover transportation for all the drunks who need it.

As an old friend of mine has said numerous times:
I want my funeral to be a two drink minimum.
 
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