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(New York Daily News)   If you're going to let a reporter use your cell phone live on air as part of a demonstration, make sure you delete your browser history, otherwise the whole world will know your porn preferences, which is what happened to this woman   (nydailynews.com) divider line 83
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2014-02-13 12:01:27 AM  
People watch porn on their cell phones?
 
2014-02-13 12:10:26 AM  
People watch porn.  Who farking cares?  Get over it already.
 
2014-02-13 12:11:18 AM  

fusillade762: People watch porn on their cell phones?


They have another use? Besides the vibrator function.
 
2014-02-13 12:12:25 AM  

fusillade762: People watch porn on their cell phones?


Many cell phones these days have a very good resolution, making said videos clear and easy to *ahem* interpret.

/Not that I would know anything about that..
 
2014-02-13 12:13:52 AM  
Nice choice.  Well organized, full of freaky shiat.  I'm pretty sure I've seen a few of you weirdos on there
 
2014-02-13 12:13:53 AM  

SwiftFox: fusillade762: People watch porn on their cell phones?

They have another use? Besides the vibrator function.


Clash of Clans
 
2014-02-13 12:14:29 AM  
Does porn viewed on a iPhone or a smart phone qualify as midget porn?
 
2014-02-13 12:14:41 AM  

fusillade762: People watch porn on their cell phones?


Hell farking yeah, duh.
 
2014-02-13 12:15:13 AM  
Fake. Women don't go to porn sites.
 
2014-02-13 12:15:37 AM  
Out at Sania Labs, remember your phone is fair game, forensics can get everything you have on it, including naughty stuff.
I leave mine in the car.
 
2014-02-13 12:15:44 AM  
My girlfriend watches porn on her cellphone (and has naughty pics saved in it as well).  She uses her phone for 99% of her web-surfing though (even at home), so that's not surprising.
 
2014-02-13 12:16:40 AM  
pornhub mobile?
i can understand pornhub on the pc.  but pornhub on the cell?  that's another level.
 
2014-02-13 12:17:04 AM  
"which is what happened to this woman"

Thanks for the clarification.  I otherwise would have thought the headline was just friendly advice unrelated to the article.
 
2014-02-13 12:19:06 AM  
And btw, 'pornhub' isn't a porn preference.  Pregnant midget amputees is a porn preference.
 
2014-02-13 12:19:44 AM  

rhiannon: Fake. Women don't go to porn sites.


Absolutely not. And never gay porn.

/NTTAWT
 
2014-02-13 12:22:42 AM  
then my phone would be a fark all timer!!!

media.moronail.net
 
2014-02-13 12:23:33 AM  
Huh. Just tested this, and was a bit surprised at what came up. I don't look at porn in my phone, but it does sync with my computer and sites I haven't visited for years popped up.
 
2014-02-13 12:23:40 AM  

fusillade762: People watch porn on their cell phones?


Yes.
 
2014-02-13 12:23:58 AM  
Is she hot?  Her hand looks black.

/NTTAWWT
 
2014-02-13 12:24:14 AM  

Abox: And btw, 'pornhub' isn't a porn preference.  Pregnant midget amputees is a porn preference.


Indeed. Don't confuse the medium with the message.
 
2014-02-13 12:24:44 AM  
Oh my god! This woman is just like 99% of adults in that she watches PORN! Quick, we must publicly shame her for her perfectly normal sexual desires!
 
2014-02-13 12:25:33 AM  

Abox: And btw, 'pornhub' isn't a porn preference.  Pregnant midget amputees is a porn preference.


Right, all the audience knows is she watches porn, big whoop.

I was expecting something a lot more embarrassing, like "Disney princess double penetrated by twin Eric Estrada lookalikes."
 
2014-02-13 12:25:49 AM  
This is, by far, the best reason for downloading at least one additional browser on your cellphone.
 
2014-02-13 12:26:06 AM  

SwiftFox: fusillade762: People watch porn on their cell phones?

They have another use? Besides the vibrator function.


i758.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-13 12:30:01 AM  

Fart_Machine: Who farking cares?


The same people that care if you're gay, or have premarital sex, or anything else harmless.
 
2014-02-13 12:30:30 AM  
There is a reason for Incognito in Chrome, or Private Browsing in Firefox. These browsers are both available on mobile. Duh.
 
2014-02-13 12:30:43 AM  

Abox: And btw, 'pornhub' isn't a porn preference.  Pregnant midget amputees is a porn preference.


Thats what you save MAN!!!

i758.photobucket.comi758.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-13 12:31:31 AM  
Nice shemale vids folder
 
2014-02-13 12:35:36 AM  

MutantMotherMouse: rhiannon: Fake. Women don't go to porn sites.

Absolutely not. And never gay porn.

/NTTAWWT


That is the truthiness of it, I mean you talk about Redtube ore Youporn and I have no idea what you are talking about.

/NTTATWT
//Oh yes I like to watch men play : )
/// Um, sports, yea that's the ticket.
 
2014-02-13 12:37:25 AM  
I'd be outraged, but like One Million Moms I am too busy watching porn.
 
2014-02-13 12:40:16 AM  

eas81: Abox: And btw, 'pornhub' isn't a porn preference.  Pregnant midget amputees is a porn preference.

Thats what you save MAN!!!

[i758.photobucket.com image 553x466][i758.photobucket.com image 650x488]


Wow, you still have a 3 and a 1/2 floppy?
 
2014-02-13 12:40:42 AM  
FTFA:Designed by students, it helps people get minor offenses struck from their records.

Right underneath that is an ad for traffic school.

1984, Sheeple!
 
2014-02-13 12:42:34 AM  
This just in, some people WANT others to know they watch porn. Sort of like a weird form of exhabitionism.
 
2014-02-13 12:42:48 AM  
What? No boy selling puppies? Skateboarding pig? Cat that says "I love you"?

/seriously, whothefarkcares?
/.jpg
 
2014-02-13 12:44:04 AM  

studebaker hoch: Nice shemale vids folder


Wait what now? Yes, curious, curious. I've only known one girl that called herself a shemale. She was working as an escort at the time though.
 
2014-02-13 12:47:10 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: eas81: Abox: And btw, 'pornhub' isn't a porn preference.  Pregnant midget amputees is a porn preference.

Thats what you save MAN!!!

[i758.photobucket.com image 553x466][i758.photobucket.com image 650x488]

Wow, you still have a 3 and a 1/2 floppy?


thats how i roll....just like the aol account....;)

/yes those are hotlinked
//i have better names for my terabytes of porn
 
2014-02-13 12:49:48 AM  
does that even count as embarrassing in 2014
 
2014-02-13 12:50:05 AM  

Prey4reign: Does porn viewed on a iPhone or a smart phone qualify as midget porn?


Good one!
 
2014-02-13 12:50:36 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: studebaker hoch: Nice shemale vids folder

Wait what now?


img169.imageshack.us
(2nd column, bottom row)
 
2014-02-13 12:52:32 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: eas81: Abox: And btw, 'pornhub' isn't a porn preference.  Pregnant midget amputees is a porn preference.

Thats what you save MAN!!!

[i758.photobucket.com image 553x466][i758.photobucket.com image 650x488]

Wow, you still have a 3 and a 1/2 floppy?


Sorry, man. Some Viagra can help with that.
 
2014-02-13 12:53:08 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: studebaker hoch: Nice shemale vids folder

Wait what now? Yes, curious, curious. I've only known one girl that called herself a shemale. She was working as an escort at the time though.


story time...time for a /css
 
2014-02-13 12:55:12 AM  
Which TFette was it?
 
2014-02-13 12:55:30 AM  

docmattic: tinfoil-hat maggie: eas81: Abox: And btw, 'pornhub' isn't a porn preference.  Pregnant midget amputees is a porn preference.

Thats what you save MAN!!!

[i758.photobucket.com image 553x466][i758.photobucket.com image 650x488]

Wow, you still have a 3 and a 1/2 floppy?

Sorry, man. Some Viagra can help with that.


more the comment that somone still uses WIN95
 
2014-02-13 12:56:32 AM  

SwiftFox: fusillade762: People watch porn on their cell phones?

They have another use? Besides the vibrator function.


Obligatory commercial.
 
2014-02-13 12:57:36 AM  

AbiNormal: Which TFette was it?


if you find out let me know please..

/BIE always accepted
//EIP for the farkettes
 
2014-02-13 12:59:52 AM  

eas81: then my phone would be a fark all timer!!!

[media.moronail.net image 450x254]


Nobody's linked the Avenue Q song yet?
 
2014-02-13 01:01:47 AM  
I sell smart phones for a living and I've never seen much difference in the amount of porn and porn bookmarks on a guy or a gals phone.
Except one guy who came in irate he used 86 GB in 2 weeks; I quickly diagnosed the problem he was constantly streaming porn from nudevista without wifi.
 
2014-02-13 01:03:05 AM  

eas81: tinfoil-hat maggie: studebaker hoch: Nice shemale vids folder

Wait what now? Yes, curious, curious. I've only known one girl that called herself a shemale. She was working as an escort at the time though.

story time...time for a /css


It's not really all that of a cool story, really. I knew her when she was living as male and sure. we hooked up one or twice. Then well I needed a job and well I ended up meeting and talking with her and her girlfriend. Well I thought abought becoming an escourt but I ended up moving to Nashville with a friend.
 
2014-02-13 01:04:00 AM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: studebaker hoch: Nice shemale vids folder

Wait what now? Yes, curious, curious. I've only known one girl that called herself a shemale. She was working as an escort at the time though.


Generally that term is considered an insult by most transwomen.  It's peculiar to the adult entertainment industry, as are "tranny" and "chick with (a) dick".  The polite term is "transwoman", in contexts where it's appropriate to mention it at all.

Unfortunately adult entertainment is the only context in which many people, particularly men, encounter terminology that applies to transwomen, so those terms are the ones that have come into common circulation.
 
2014-02-13 01:04:24 AM  
You know this happened to me just last week.
 
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