Public Savant: Try making more money and actively showing it off - that's the plumage women fall for, not your wang-stamina.
Rwa2play: Anastacya: Okay, the flying dick break was hilarious. Almost woke the bf by laughing too hard. Aw man, the mental image...This./LOLed when I heard it//Still laughing///"Here I come honey...*runs*leaps*...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~! AHHHHHHHHHHHH~! My cock is broken~! AHHHHHHHHHH~!"
Anastacya: Okay, the flying dick break was hilarious. Almost woke the bf by laughing too hard. Aw man, the mental image...
The One True TheDavid: In fact, men with a higher body mass index (BMI) were able to make love for an average of 7.3 minutes, while slimmer test subjects averaged 1.8 minutes.So maybe if I gain even more weight women will subconsciously pick up on the increased durability of my erection and overlook my scary gap-toothed smile? Hmm. Would it also help if I pointed out that studies have shown that Viagra works for women too and I have plenty for both of us? And that I've had a vasectomy and can prove I don't have HIV, syphilis, hepatitis or TB? And that I'm capable of shameless begging or throwing you on the bed, or both at once if need be? (Begging by itself is preferable though: my ego is impermeable but my back's seen better days.) EIP!
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