Public Savant: Try making more money and actively showing it off - that's the plumage women fall for, not your wang-stamina.
Public Savant: The One True TheDavid: In fact, men with a higher body mass index (BMI) were able to make love for an average of 7.3 minutes, while slimmer test subjects averaged 1.8 minutes.So maybe if I gain even more weight women will subconsciously pick up on the increased durability of my erection and overlook my scary gap-toothed smile? Hmm. Would it also help if I pointed out that studies have shown that Viagra works for women too and I have plenty for both of us? And that I've had a vasectomy and can prove I don't have HIV, syphilis, hepatitis or TB? And that I'm capable of shameless begging or throwing you on the bed, or both at once if need be? (Begging by itself is preferable though: my ego is impermeable but my back's seen better days.) EIP!Try making more money and actively showing it off - that's the plumage women fall for, not your wang-stamina.
AverageAmericanGuy: Look, ladies. You can fark a fat slob for 7 minutes or you can fark me and my chiseled abs for 1.8.The choice is yours.
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