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(io9)   Ten things most Farkers don't know about love and sex   (io9.com) divider line 16
    More: Interesting, sample size, University of New Mexico, Journal of Sexual Medicine  
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11656 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Feb 2014 at 3:16 AM (23 weeks ago)   |  Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2014-02-13 01:04:03 AM
5 votes:
Look, ladies. You can fark a fat slob for 7 minutes or you can fark me and my chiseled abs for 1.8.

The choice is yours.
2014-02-13 01:29:21 AM
4 votes:
Masturbation starts in utero

It's your *MOM* dude!
2014-02-13 04:11:04 AM
3 votes:
11: it's not cheating if it's YOUR dog.
2014-02-13 12:26:29 AM
3 votes:
""We had this patient who suffered penile fracture after running across the room and trying to penetrate his wife with a flying leap," he says. "

So funny, yet so painful.
2014-02-13 12:26:03 AM
3 votes:
May be the best link ever in Fark. I mean, for the other chaps. I already knew all that stuff...
2014-02-13 11:16:43 AM
1 votes:
I instantly pictured male FARK-ers grabbing their privates in horror when they discovered their schlongs could really break after all.

Once when working in a hospital ER, I got a patient in who did just that and, pretty much for the same reason. His cute wife accompanied him looking both concerned and embarrassed.

The treatment: Ice bag him to reduce the swelling, mild pain medications and instructions to not have sex for about a week. Also, see a urologist the next day.

However, we were short on ice bags. So I was instructed to fill a couple of surgical gloves with crushed ice and wrap them around his member. (Picture that.) Luckily we weren't busy that night, because the whole ER staff got a case of the giggles for awhile. I covered him with a blanket and about two hours later, we discharged him. His penis had mainly been badly bruised, no deep tissue tears, but he was going to be sore in the morning.
2014-02-13 09:59:12 AM
1 votes:

Public Savant: Try making more money and actively showing it off - that's the plumage women fall for, not your wang-stamina.


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2014-02-13 08:34:11 AM
1 votes:

Rwa2play: Anastacya: Okay, the flying dick break was hilarious. Almost woke the bf by laughing too hard. Aw man, the mental image...

This.

/LOLed when I heard it
//Still laughing
///"Here I come honey...*runs*leaps*...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~! AHHHHHHHHHHHH~! My cock is broken~! AHHHHHHHHHH~!"


Believe it or not I'm walking on air, I never thought I could be so free
farking my wife on a wing and a prayer, who could it be?
2014-02-13 08:30:45 AM
1 votes:

Anastacya: Okay, the flying dick break was hilarious. Almost woke the bf by laughing too hard. Aw man, the mental image...


This.

/LOLed when I heard it
//Still laughing
///"Here I come honey...*runs*leaps*...AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~! AHHHHHHHHHHHH~! My cock is broken~! AHHHHHHHHHH~!"
2014-02-13 07:55:01 AM
1 votes:
Sex is mostly Mind over Matter

If she doesn't mind, it doesn't matter.
2014-02-13 07:48:50 AM
1 votes:
img.gawkerassets.com

WTF is Sir Tumnus doing getting busy w/ the chick from Scott Pilgrim?
2014-02-13 06:21:15 AM
1 votes:

The One True TheDavid: In fact, men with a higher body mass index (BMI) were able to make love for an average of 7.3 minutes, while slimmer test subjects averaged 1.8 minutes.

So maybe if I gain even more weight women will subconsciously pick up on the increased durability of my erection and overlook my scary gap-toothed smile? Hmm. Would it also help if I pointed out that studies have shown that Viagra works for women too and I have plenty for both of us? And that I've had a vasectomy and can prove I don't have HIV, syphilis, hepatitis or TB? And that I'm capable of shameless begging or throwing you on the bed, or both at once if need be? (Begging by itself is preferable though: my ego is impermeable but my back's seen better days.) EIP!


Try making more money and actively showing it off - that's the plumage women fall for, not your wang-stamina.
2014-02-13 05:47:38 AM
1 votes:
In fact, men with a higher body mass index (BMI) were able to make love for an average of 7.3 minutes, while slimmer test subjects averaged 1.8 minutes.

So maybe if I gain even more weight women will subconsciously pick up on the increased durability of my erection and overlook my scary gap-toothed smile? Hmm. Would it also help if I pointed out that studies have shown that Viagra works for women too and I have plenty for both of us? And that I've had a vasectomy and can prove I don't have HIV, syphilis, hepatitis or TB? And that I'm capable of shameless begging or throwing you on the bed, or both at once if need be? (Begging by itself is preferable though: my ego is impermeable but my back's seen better days.) EIP!


/ "Hey Rocky, watch me pull a Farkette outta the Internet!"
2014-02-13 03:53:20 AM
1 votes:
In other news, I can't wait to get my new prescription glasses, seeing as I read that as, "love anal sex." The ex loved it too.
2014-02-13 03:22:19 AM
1 votes:
So that's what a clitoris looks like.
2014-02-13 03:21:51 AM
1 votes:
only 10?

I assume this is part 1 of 1,000
 
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