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(Daily Mail)   'I am running away because you think I farted when I didn't'   ( divider line
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8573 clicks; posted to Main » on 13 Feb 2014 at 3:19 AM (3 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2014-02-13 03:27:44 AM  
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Solid State Vittles: I hope the kid that wrote the "denied it, supplied it" note referenced in the headline winds up being the guy that oozes  SBD's in long elevator rides as an adult.  If he's dressed professionally, you know, suit and tie or whatever, all the better, especially if he maybe gives a little squat and grimace while letting it fly.

The executives have every right to let you know where you stand with them when they ride in the elevator.  The best way is to look you straight in the eye, wordlessly staring as they lift their leg slightly and let out an audible and very noxious fart.  That is for you.  Appreciate it.  Your bonus has arrived.

Now you know where you stand.  Isn't it courteous of them?
2014-02-13 12:23:31 AM  
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I am running away because of pixels.  I can tell.
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