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(The Smoking Gun)   Pennsylvania man charged in Amish buggy-by shooting (with mugshot goodness)   (thesmokinggun.com) divider line 77
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2014-02-12 10:16:34 PM
Lots of street-cred there, I'm sure.
 
2014-02-13 12:21:57 AM

i.cdn.turner.com

People be smirkin' 'n shiat at me puttin' a cap in that nag and my

half-ass haircut 'n such, but I know they just be hatin'

 
2014-02-13 12:30:42 AM
During that raid, officers located handguns and a motorcycle that had been stolen in two separate burglaries.

That sentence makes it sound like he stole half a motorcycle at a time.
 
2014-02-13 03:38:35 AM
His barber has issues, too. Look at his hair and eyebrows. Just god awful.
 
2014-02-13 03:38:38 AM
Was there a Witness?
 
2014-02-13 03:46:57 AM
He looks like one of the Pennsylvania Douche
 
2014-02-13 03:49:30 AM
What goes "clip clop clip clop bang clip clop"?

An Amish drive-by shooting.

/Never thought that joke would actually become tasteless..
 
2014-02-13 03:50:38 AM
He should have shot his barber instead.
 
2014-02-13 03:56:20 AM
static2.wikia.nocookie.net

He better hope this guy doesn't get a hold of him
 
2014-02-13 04:04:00 AM
This was in the article comments, but I like how the horse got the family home safely before it died.

/RIP horse
 
2014-02-13 04:09:23 AM
Why is shooting into an occupied vehicle a misdemeanor??
 
2014-02-13 04:14:46 AM

Solid State Vittles: Was there a Witness?


Very nice!
 
2014-02-13 04:23:58 AM
Paradise, Amish or Gangsta?
 
2014-02-13 04:24:23 AM
Since he's going for that Two Face look, I say we disfigure half of his face horribly.
 
2014-02-13 04:31:38 AM
Top Ten Signs Your Amish Teen Is In Trouble
10. Sometimes stays in bed til after 6am.
9. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without bonnets.
8. Shows up at barn raisings in full "Kiss" makeup.
7. When you criticize him, he yells, "Thou suck!"
6. His name is Jebediah, but he goes by "Jeb Daddy."
5. Defiantly says, "If I had a radio, I'd listen to rap."
4. You come upon his secret stash of colorful socks.
3. Uses slang expression: "Talk to the hand, cause the beard ain't listening."
2. Was recently pulled over for "driving under the influence of cottage cheese."
1. He's wearing his big black hat backwards

From David Letterman's top ten list

/got nothing
 
2014-02-13 04:34:02 AM

Khazar-Khum: Why is shooting into an occupied vehicle a misdemeanor??


This is what I came to say. WTF Pennsylvania!
 
2014-02-13 04:43:36 AM

Khazar-Khum: Why is shooting into an occupied vehicle a misdemeanor??


Since they're stupid Amish.  I mean, if they aren't going to be part of the 21st century, then why should we treat them like "people"?  Damn, dude, as far as the law AND I AM concerned, that buggy was completely unoccupied and anyone hit should be treated like upholstery.  Phah.

But he shot the frickin' horse.  He needs to hang.
 
2014-02-13 04:50:25 AM
If you could add up all the farks I gave, it would still be ZERO.
 
2014-02-13 04:56:27 AM

Meisaims: This was in the article comments, but I like how the horse got the family home safely before it died.

/RIP horse


Yeah sad. I'm just a bit curious how they only found out the horse was wounded once they were back home. I know animals usually hide their injuries pretty well but that seems a bit absurd.
 
2014-02-13 04:56:50 AM
tattoo_location.jpg does not lie.
 
2014-02-13 04:57:17 AM

WhoGAS: Khazar-Khum: Why is shooting into an occupied vehicle a misdemeanor??

Since they're stupid Amish.  I mean, if they aren't going to be part of the 21st century, then why should we treat them like "people"?  Damn, dude, as far as the law AND I AM concerned, that buggy was completely unoccupied and anyone hit should be treated like upholstery.  Phah.

But he shot the frickin' horse.  He needs to hang.


It drew first. He was standing his ground.
 
2014-02-13 05:00:09 AM
Wanted for questioning:

onmilwaukee.com
 
2014-02-13 05:00:44 AM

Daraymann: If you could add up all the farks I gave, it would still be ZERO.


Seems somebody with the handle of "dairy man" should have at least some concern for this type of violent behavior towards farm animals and tenders?
 
2014-02-13 05:17:44 AM

Cerebral Ballsy: Khazar-Khum: Why is shooting into an occupied vehicle a misdemeanor??

This is what I came to say. WTF Pennsylvania!


Thirded.  That's pretty farked up.

Also, neck tats.  Never a sign of sound judgement.
 
2014-02-13 05:18:43 AM
clipclop clipclop clipclop clipclop BANG clipclop clipclop clipclop clipclop...
 
2014-02-13 05:21:16 AM
Did they cancel that stupid Amish Mafia show yet?

Okay, I admit I've enjoyed a few reality shows in the past, but that show was beyond stupid.
 
2014-02-13 05:33:47 AM
UNCOOLIO!
 
hej
2014-02-13 05:34:11 AM
"Police did not disclose whether one of the seized guns was used in the horse killing, nor did they reveal a motive for the shooting."

Seems to me the motive was "because he's an asshole."
 
2014-02-13 05:53:27 AM
This. This. This. And that.
You guys covered all the points.

I actually can into the thread expecting to see a large beard and read that the musket was seized. Or something along those lines.
You misled me, Subby.


/can I get a welcome to Fark
 
2014-02-13 06:02:33 AM
 
2014-02-13 06:18:51 AM
Was the horse his barber? Justified, IMHO.
 
2014-02-13 06:23:55 AM

Day_Old_Dutchie: clipclop clipclop clipclop clipclop BANG clipclop clipclop clipclop clipclop...


Oh, that made me chuckle!
 
2014-02-13 06:33:20 AM

fusillade762: During that raid, officers located handguns and a motorcycle that had been stolen in two separate burglaries.

That sentence makes it sound like he stole half a motorcycle at a time.


upload.wikimedia.org

Approves of that method of theft, but thinks he needs to slow it down a bit more...
 
2014-02-13 06:50:44 AM
. Where is the 'Amish Mafia' when you need them? Oh yea, they aren't real.. my mistake.
 
2014-02-13 07:00:54 AM
Wow, the comments on that link are frightening.
 
2014-02-13 07:11:06 AM

Bigdogdaddy: Top Ten Signs Your Amish Teen Is In Trouble
10. Sometimes stays in bed til after 6am.
9. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without bonnets.
8. Shows up at barn raisings in full "Kiss" makeup.
7. When you criticize him, he yells, "Thou suck!"
6. His name is Jebediah, but he goes by "Jeb Daddy."
5. Defiantly says, "If I had a radio, I'd listen to rap."
4. You come upon his secret stash of colorful socks.
3. Uses slang expression: "Talk to the hand, cause the beard ain't listening."
2. Was recently pulled over for "driving under the influence of cottage cheese."
1. He's wearing his big black hat backwards

From David Letterman's top ten list

/got nothing


i'm not sure if i can combat that with the  lutheran geek traps...

but,if you respond to 'MAY THE FORCE BE WITH YOU'
with "AND ALSO WITH YOU"

you grew up lutheran... :)
 
2014-02-13 07:12:40 AM
strangeandspookyworld.files.wordpress.com
static5.businessinsider.com
 
2014-02-13 07:19:23 AM
He looks like a typical anti -religion Farker.

Timothy Antonio Diggs, 22, is facing seven misdemeanor counts


How does any of what he did not rise to the level of a felony?
 
2014-02-13 07:22:55 AM

WhoGAS: Khazar-Khum: Why is shooting into an occupied vehicle a misdemeanor??

Since they're stupid Amish.  I mean, if they aren't going to be part of the 21st century, then why should we treat them like "people"?  Damn, dude, as far as the law AND I AM concerned, that buggy was completely unoccupied and anyone hit should be treated like upholstery.  Phah.

But he shot the frickin' horse.  He needs to hang.


Just in case I'm ever in your neck of the woods - are bicycles OK, or walking? Or do I have to be in a car? Minivan? Crossover? Any particular manufacturer?
 
2014-02-13 07:23:52 AM

geoduck42: What goes "clip clop clip clop bang clip clop"?

An Amish drive-by shooting.

/Never thought that joke would actually become tasteless..


The best response I ever got to that joke was "Hillary Clinton having sex." I laughed, then I threw up in my mouth a little, then I laughed some more.
 
2014-02-13 07:30:01 AM
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Like the Amish didn't have ENOUGH to worry about
 
2014-02-13 07:30:41 AM
He'a got a real purdy mouth.
 
2014-02-13 07:31:32 AM
That's a shunning.

Also, I blame the jackass who thawed out the neck-tat-wearing neanderthal man. That's some grade-A knuckle-dragging intelligence in those eyes right there...
 
2014-02-13 07:31:46 AM

fusillade762: During that raid, officers located handguns and a motorcycle that had been stolen in two separate burglaries.

That sentence makes it sound like he stole half a motorcycle at a time.


I read it more as, he stole it once, somehow lost it, but loved it so much he stole it again.
 
2014-02-13 07:33:20 AM
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2014-02-13 07:41:46 AM
Was he arrested AT the Barber while in the chair?
 
2014-02-13 08:04:08 AM
That guy is like the poster child for poor life choices.
 
2014-02-13 08:16:51 AM
It is tough to imagine how much of an asshole someone would have to be to shoot a horse.
 
2014-02-13 08:21:32 AM
How odd... I just got an email about something called Amish wood milk.

<snert>
 
2014-02-13 08:24:23 AM

Khazar-Khum: Why is shooting into an occupied vehicle a misdemeanor??


Came here to say this.
 
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