People be smirkin' 'n shiat at me puttin' a cap in that nag and my
half-ass haircut 'n such, but I know they just be hatin'
Solid State Vittles: Was there a Witness?
Khazar-Khum: Why is shooting into an occupied vehicle a misdemeanor??
Meisaims: This was in the article comments, but I like how the horse got the family home safely before it died./RIP horse
WhoGAS: Khazar-Khum: Why is shooting into an occupied vehicle a misdemeanor??Since they're stupid Amish. I mean, if they aren't going to be part of the 21st century, then why should we treat them like "people"? Damn, dude, as far as the law AND I AM concerned, that buggy was completely unoccupied and anyone hit should be treated like upholstery. Phah.But he shot the frickin' horse. He needs to hang.
Daraymann: If you could add up all the farks I gave, it would still be ZERO.
Cerebral Ballsy: Khazar-Khum: Why is shooting into an occupied vehicle a misdemeanor??This is what I came to say. WTF Pennsylvania!
Day_Old_Dutchie: clipclop clipclop clipclop clipclop BANG clipclop clipclop clipclop clipclop...
fusillade762: During that raid, officers located handguns and a motorcycle that had been stolen in two separate burglaries.That sentence makes it sound like he stole half a motorcycle at a time.
Bigdogdaddy: Top Ten Signs Your Amish Teen Is In Trouble10. Sometimes stays in bed til after 6am.9. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without bonnets.8. Shows up at barn raisings in full "Kiss" makeup.7. When you criticize him, he yells, "Thou suck!"6. His name is Jebediah, but he goes by "Jeb Daddy."5. Defiantly says, "If I had a radio, I'd listen to rap."4. You come upon his secret stash of colorful socks.3. Uses slang expression: "Talk to the hand, cause the beard ain't listening."2. Was recently pulled over for "driving under the influence of cottage cheese."1. He's wearing his big black hat backwardsFrom David Letterman's top ten list/got nothing
geoduck42: What goes "clip clop clip clop bang clip clop"?An Amish drive-by shooting./Never thought that joke would actually become tasteless..
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