Lionel Mandrake: "we've got to do a lot of work between now and then, particularly on our knees"I bet Marcus will be pleased to hear that
daimlerneon: Lionel Mandrake: "we've got to do a lot of work between now and then, particularly on our knees"I bet Marcus will be pleased to hear that...except that he is gay as the day is long
Fista-Phobia: [ll-media.tmz.com image 700x456]Those eyes are freaking me out! ;)
Darth_Lukecash: Once a man was traveling from Athens. His chariot wheel had fallen off. He bowed his head and prayed, "Hercules, help me replace the wheel."Hercules comes down and reprimanded him. "The Gods help those who help themselves"
meat0918: Wait, she said "Hillary was the god mother of Obamacare"It was the GOP alternative to Hillary's proposal!!!!!!
NateAsbestos: Which part of the constitution allows God to repeal laws?
lawboy87: So, if they're praying with all their might and God doesn't give them an assist and the repeal effort fails, could they possibly conclude that God is on the side of Obamacare?
Fista-Phobia: NateAsbestos: Which part of the constitution allows God to repeal laws?[www.socialearth.org image 640x480]
richard_1963: Bachmann is a psychopath who really should pursue Swiss citizenship.
red5ish: Having seen pictures of her husband I seriously doubt Michele has gotten anything she's prayed for in her life.
supichoo: richard_1963: Bachmann is a psychopath who really should pursue Swiss citizenship.You think the Swiss would take her?
fusillade762: They'll have better luck kneeling before Zod.
Virulency: so when it doesn't happen... can they comprehend what that means?
batlock666: fusillade762: They'll have better luck kneeling before Zod.Is kneeling before Zod still a thing? I thought we were supposed to kneel before Loki nowadays.
demaL-demaL-yeH: lawboy87: So, if they're praying with all their might and God doesn't give them an assist and the repeal effort fails, could they possibly conclude that God is on the side of Obamacare?Don't be silly.The god they worship is against poor people getting health care, especially for free.The god they worship is against feeding the hungry. Starvation will inspire them to work harder.The god they worship is against paying taxes. Taxes are theft.The god they worship is against treating foreigners like the native born. They should all be deported, except for my gardener and nanny.The god they worship is against paying a living wage. A person's worth is what they're able to demand in the labor market.The god they worship is against caring for the disabled, aged, children, poors, and vulnerable. Welfare queens. Don't have kids unless you can afford them.The god they worship is named ממון .
mamoru: Yes, true believers, pray hard. In fact, if you pray hard enough, God will certainly hear you and you won't even need to go to vote as it would be a wasted effort anyway and that effort would be better spent praying hard.So, please, do this.
Fista-Phobia: /She may suffer from vaginal dryness and or discomfort.
2wolves: Tinker Bell aint coming to save any TEA Toddler ass.
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