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(TMZ)   News: Duck Dynasty Star and CEO Willie Robertson goes to dinner with Sean Hannity, Newt Gingrich and other big-name conservatives. FARK: And drops a $5000 tip. ULTRAFARK: On a $5000 tab   (tmz.com) divider line 206
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2014-02-12 09:31:17 PM
Well, it's not like Hannity and Gingrich would've left anything more than a $20 for that big of a tab.  Those guys hate gays, not waitstaff.  Whereas the big-name conservatives generally hate everyone that isn't worth at least a few million dollars.
 
2014-02-12 09:56:34 PM
Big ducking feal
 
2014-02-12 10:55:05 PM
Guy I don't care about is nice to waitstaff. Film at 11.
 
2014-02-13 01:25:19 AM
Not News is not news.
 
2014-02-13 01:25:27 AM
Did you catch the part where they were there three hours after closing time? No tip is big enough.
 
2014-02-13 01:25:34 AM
reality TV star stages publicity stunt, film at 11!

/yawn
 
2014-02-13 01:26:52 AM
Well it might be news if the waiter has teh ghey.
 
2014-02-13 01:27:06 AM
Guy leaves a "need some good P.R." tip. News at 11.
 
2014-02-13 01:27:09 AM
images3.wikia.nocookie.net

None of you bush league shills compare to this comedy.
 
2014-02-13 01:28:10 AM
$5000 sounds conservative.
 
2014-02-13 01:28:23 AM

ekdikeo4: Well, it's not like Hannity and Gingrich would've left anything more than a $20 for that big of a tab.   Those guys hate gays, not waitstaff.  Whereas the big-name conservatives generally hate everyone that isn't worth at least a few million dollars.


you seem to think there's a venn diagram that's not a complete overlap here...
 
2014-02-13 01:29:50 AM

dv-ous: Did you catch the part where they were there three hours after closing time? No tip is big enough.


most of that "tip" was probably an agreement with the manager that he was paying the overtime...
 
2014-02-13 01:31:46 AM

cynicalminion: ekdikeo4: Well, it's not like Hannity and Gingrich would've left anything more than a $20 for that big of a tab.   Those guys hate gays, not waitstaff.  Whereas the big-name conservatives generally hate everyone that isn't worth at least a few million dollars.

you seem to think there's a venn diagram that's not a complete overlap here...


You need reading classes...

He meant that the Duck Dynasty only hates on gays, so they being good tippers isn't really surprising.
Then he added that it's ultra conservatives who hate on poor people.
 
2014-02-13 01:31:48 AM
Duck La Grange
 
2014-02-13 01:34:07 AM
See the money does "trickle down" you just have to slobber over conservative fatheads REALLY exceptionally well, and happen to be the useful barb in a self-promoting story idea they have.
 
2014-02-13 01:34:15 AM
$10,000 dinners, cause he's so much like us.
 
2014-02-13 01:34:34 AM
SUPERULTRAFARK IDGAF
 
2014-02-13 01:35:12 AM
images.sodahead.com
 
2014-02-13 01:36:23 AM
Sounds about as legit as Bill Gates caring for the less fortunate.
 
2014-02-13 01:39:04 AM
He only tipped 100%. He should have tipped at least 120%.
 
2014-02-13 01:39:22 AM
Left a "thanks for defending bigotry from rich assholes, rich assholes" tip. Isn't that nice?
 
2014-02-13 01:40:45 AM

rocky_howard: cynicalminion: ekdikeo4: Well, it's not like Hannity and Gingrich would've left anything more than a $20 for that big of a tab.   Those guys hate gays, not waitstaff.  Whereas the big-name conservatives generally hate everyone that isn't worth at least a few million dollars.

you seem to think there's a venn diagram that's not a complete overlap here...

You need reading classes...

He meant that the Duck Dynasty only hates on gays, so they being good tippers isn't really surprising.
Then he added that it's ultra conservatives who hate on poor people.


yeah, because the duck dynasty millionaires aren't ultra-conservative... don't follow up a slight on my reading comprehension by trying to tell me what someone else meant before they've even had a chance to respond...
 
2014-02-13 01:42:18 AM
Looking at the guest list, I'm surprised he managed to count beyond potato, let alone $5000.
 
2014-02-13 01:46:31 AM
I wonder how much spit was in their meals, since everyone had to stay 3 hours late that night.
 
2014-02-13 01:46:36 AM
Meh, I'm not gonna biatch about it or look for ulterior motives, I'll just give him props for being generous this time even if he is (generally) a dick. I like generosity, we need more of it.
 
2014-02-13 01:48:18 AM
More like ULTRAFARK: Duck Dynasty is a bunch of shiat.
 
2014-02-13 01:49:46 AM
Look, the Duck Dynasty people are retards. Sean Hannity is a moronic idiot. Newt Gingrich is a genuine monster who, despite being one of the most successful retards of the human species should still be boiled in shiat.

But 100% is a pretty good tip at any level.
 
2014-02-13 01:50:24 AM
How the hell do you spend that much at Chick-Fil-A in one evening? Oh that's right, Rush was with them.

/"Whar waffle fries?"
 
2014-02-13 01:50:57 AM

Texas Gabe: How the hell do you spend that much at Chick-Fil-A in one evening? Oh that's right, Rush was with them.

/"Whar waffle fries?"


Ha!
 
2014-02-13 01:52:50 AM

Novart: Sounds about as legit as Bill Gates caring for the less fortunate.


Well he did start a charitable foundation for that express purpose.
 
2014-02-13 01:53:44 AM

whidbey: More like ULTRAFARK: Duck Dynasty is a bunch of shiat.


Never seen it, and from what I've seen on the net, I have no desire to.

VendorXeno: But 100% is a pretty good tip at any level.


$5000 is pretty nice to get, but it doesn't buy an excuse for dickish behavior.

If Duck dude, or Moore, or Limbaugh gave me that kind of tip for waitstaffing them, I'd change opinion only from "blowhard" to "blowhard who tips well."
 
2014-02-13 01:57:06 AM

Boojum2k: whidbey: More like ULTRAFARK: Duck Dynasty is a bunch of shiat.

Never seen it, and from what I've seen on the net, I have no desire to.

VendorXeno: But 100% is a pretty good tip at any level.

$5000 is pretty nice to get, but it doesn't buy an excuse for dickish behavior.

If Duck dude, or Moore, or Limbaugh gave me that kind of tip for waitstaffing them, I'd change opinion only from "blowhard" to "blowhard who tips well."


Oh, sure. I'd, and I say this not having to actually do it but I like to think I mean it, not wait on such farkers. If I were serving tables and Limbaugh ended up at one of mine, I'd like to think that I'd say, "Sorry you fat, stupid, dishonest, uneducated, bigoted, hypocritical pill popping retard but, due to your constant attempts to scuttle the progress of society, I won't be waiting on your idiot ass today." Because that's how these people should be treated.
 
2014-02-13 01:57:20 AM

VendorXeno: Look, the Duck Dynasty people are retards. Sean Hannity is a moronic idiot. Newt Gingrich is a genuine monster who, despite being one of the most successful retards of the human species should still be boiled in shiat.

But 100% is a pretty good tip at any level.


What if Zimmerman left a double tip to charity? Absolution!!
 
2014-02-13 01:57:26 AM
i dunno, i think i'd have to see the CC receipt and a copy of his actual account transaction, just so we know it wasn't just written in later...
 
2014-02-13 01:58:13 AM
I can't remember the exact details but awhile back I saw a story about some hip hop dude "making it rain" in a strip club. Based on the pictures he was thoroughly NOT enjoying himself. The back story was that his publicist gave him a stack of bills and told him what to do. All part of the business of hip hop.

So, I don't know whether this duck guy thing was PR but it certainly stinks of it. Either way, he's going to deduct it as a business expense.
 
2014-02-13 01:59:20 AM

rocky_howard: cynicalminion: ekdikeo4: Well, it's not like Hannity and Gingrich would've left anything more than a $20 for that big of a tab.   Those guys hate gays, not waitstaff.  Whereas the big-name conservatives generally hate everyone that isn't worth at least a few million dollars.

you seem to think there's a venn diagram that's not a complete overlap here...

You need reading classes...

He meant that the Duck Dynasty only hates on gays, so they being good tippers isn't really surprising.
Then he added that it's ultra conservatives who hate on poor people.


It was a poorly constructed sentence. He doesn't specifically mention the Duck Dynasty guy. He goes from mentioning Hannity and Gingrich and then says "those guys". It's not very clear.
 
2014-02-13 02:01:59 AM

Fista-Phobia: VendorXeno: Look, the Duck Dynasty people are retards. Sean Hannity is a moronic idiot. Newt Gingrich is a genuine monster who, despite being one of the most successful retards of the human species should still be boiled in shiat.

But 100% is a pretty good tip at any level.

What if Zimmerman left a double tip to charity? Absolution!!


Zimmerman is a sad, mentally unstable person who got away with murder. If I had to wait on him I'd just be kinda depressed. 

The thousands of people who without any basis called Martin a "thug" to justify Zimmerman's manslaughter? I'd like to think anyone waiting on them would try to at least put them in a hospital. They rank among the shiattiest humans the species has ever produced.
 
2014-02-13 02:02:17 AM

ekdikeo4: Well, it's not like Hannity and Gingrich would've left anything more than a $20 for that big of a tab.  Those guys hate gays, not waitstaff.  Whereas the big-name conservatives generally hate everyone that isn't worth at least a few million dollars.


Hannity would stiff servers to teach them about gumption and bootstrappiness.  Although he DID spend $300,000 on a painting that couldn't possibly be worth more than $10k three years from now.
 
2014-02-13 02:02:24 AM

morg: I can't remember the exact details but awhile back I saw a story about some hip hop dude "making it rain" in a strip club. Based on the pictures he was thoroughly NOT enjoying himself. The back story was that his publicist gave him a stack of bills and told him what to do. All part of the business of hip hop.


His PR guy sucks, and he doesn't know how to do it right. You buy dances for everyone in the club, makes your name known and liked across a larger group, and you get to enjoy your dance too, with the hottest girl of course.
 
2014-02-13 02:03:19 AM

VendorXeno: Fista-Phobia: VendorXeno: Look, the Duck Dynasty people are retards. Sean Hannity is a moronic idiot. Newt Gingrich is a genuine monster who, despite being one of the most successful retards of the human species should still be boiled in shiat.

But 100% is a pretty good tip at any level.

What if Zimmerman left a double tip to charity? Absolution!!

Zimmerman is a sad, mentally unstable person who got away with murder. If I had to wait on him I'd just be kinda depressed. 

The thousands of people who without any basis called Martin a "thug" to justify Zimmerman's manslaughter? I'd like to think anyone waiting on them would try to at least put them in a hospital. They rank among the shiattiest humans the species has ever produced.


Indeed. Better said: Never split fours, fives, or tens.
 
2014-02-13 02:03:23 AM
Was it $5000 cash? Otherwise, it's gonna get reported ans disqualify someone from getting their ObamaCare gub'mnt free insurance.
 
2014-02-13 02:03:41 AM

Abacus9: rocky_howard: cynicalminion: ekdikeo4: Well, it's not like Hannity and Gingrich would've left anything more than a $20 for that big of a tab.   Those guys hate gays, not waitstaff.  Whereas the big-name conservatives generally hate everyone that isn't worth at least a few million dollars.

you seem to think there's a venn diagram that's not a complete overlap here...

You need reading classes...

He meant that the Duck Dynasty only hates on gays, so they being good tippers isn't really surprising.
Then he added that it's ultra conservatives who hate on poor people.

It was a poorly constructed sentence. He doesn't specifically mention the Duck Dynasty guy. He goes from mentioning Hannity and Gingrich and then says "those guys". It's not very clear.


Where grammar fails, context helps ;D
 
2014-02-13 02:04:47 AM

VendorXeno: Boojum2k: whidbey: More like ULTRAFARK: Duck Dynasty is a bunch of shiat.

Never seen it, and from what I've seen on the net, I have no desire to.

VendorXeno: But 100% is a pretty good tip at any level.

$5000 is pretty nice to get, but it doesn't buy an excuse for dickish behavior.

If Duck dude, or Moore, or Limbaugh gave me that kind of tip for waitstaffing them, I'd change opinion only from "blowhard" to "blowhard who tips well."

Oh, sure. I'd, and I say this not having to actually do it but I like to think I mean it, not wait on such farkers. If I were serving tables and Limbaugh ended up at one of mine, I'd like to think that I'd say, "Sorry you fat, stupid, dishonest, uneducated, bigoted, hypocritical pill popping retard but, due to your constant attempts to scuttle the progress of society, I won't be waiting on your idiot ass today." Because that's how these people should be treated.


And you'd be thrown out on your ass, not him.

Just sayin'.
 
2014-02-13 02:04:58 AM

Abacus9: rocky_howard: cynicalminion: ekdikeo4: Well, it's not like Hannity and Gingrich would've left anything more than a $20 for that big of a tab.   Those guys hate gays, not waitstaff.  Whereas the big-name conservatives generally hate everyone that isn't worth at least a few million dollars.

you seem to think there's a venn diagram that's not a complete overlap here...

You need reading classes...

He meant that the Duck Dynasty only hates on gays, so they being good tippers isn't really surprising.
Then he added that it's ultra conservatives who hate on poor people.

It was a poorly constructed sentence. He doesn't specifically mention the Duck Dynasty guy. He goes from mentioning Hannity and Gingrich and then says "those guys". It's not very clear.


i was looking at it from the standpoint of according to duckmaster, hannity AND gingrich, there's no difference between gay/waiter/poor when it comes to their potential for doucheness... i do have to admit that they probably don't HATE them, but only because they just don't see a reason to treat them as fellow humans.
 
2014-02-13 02:05:49 AM
What I take away from this is that Willie Robertson would rather give $5000 to a waitperson than spend on some big-name conservative's cause.
 
2014-02-13 02:08:37 AM
So, some waiter had to not only put up with the Duck Dynasty guy, Ted Cruz, Newt Gingrich, AND Sean Hannity, but had to put of with them for three hours while they were drinking?

That 5-grand should just be written off as asshole tax.

Or maybe it was hush money because of what the waiter saw going on between Cruz and Hannity when he went into the mens room on a bathroom break.
 
2014-02-13 02:10:35 AM

stoli n coke: So, some waiter had to not only put up with the Duck Dynasty guy, Ted Cruz, Newt Gingrich, AND Sean Hannity, but had to put of with them for three hours while they were drinking?

That 5-grand should just be written off as asshole tax.

Or maybe it was hush money because of what the waiter saw going on between Cruz and Hannity when he went into the mens room on a bathroom break.


wait, senator punchface was there too?  5k is no longer enough.
 
2014-02-13 02:12:21 AM

rocky_howard: Abacus9: rocky_howard: cynicalminion: ekdikeo4: Well, it's not like Hannity and Gingrich would've left anything more than a $20 for that big of a tab.   Those guys hate gays, not waitstaff.  Whereas the big-name conservatives generally hate everyone that isn't worth at least a few million dollars.

you seem to think there's a venn diagram that's not a complete overlap here...

You need reading classes...

He meant that the Duck Dynasty only hates on gays, so they being good tippers isn't really surprising.
Then he added that it's ultra conservatives who hate on poor people.

It was a poorly constructed sentence. He doesn't specifically mention the Duck Dynasty guy. He goes from mentioning Hannity and Gingrich and then says "those guys". It's not very clear.

Where grammar fails, context helps ;D


True, but the context wasn't clear. He didn't mention the duck guy anywhere, so it was awkwardly written. If someone wants to get their point across, they should be clear. It's not the reader's job to do the writer's work. At least the writer doesn't get to escape criticism.
 
2014-02-13 02:14:15 AM

stoli n coke: Or maybe it was hush money because of what the waiter saw going on between Cruz and Hannity when he went into the mens room on a bathroom break.


Hannity: "Wanna catch the football?"
Cruz:      "Let's roll!"
Hannity: "Ok good. Follow me!"
 
2014-02-13 02:14:41 AM
A bigot can be nice to people.

 Film at 11.
 
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