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(Daily Mail)   O.J. Simpson goes on hunger strike in order to kill himself. Authorities expect it to be a slow drawn out drama   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 31
    More: Interesting, O.J. Simpson, Nicole Brown, Ron Goldman, police videos, crocodile tears, TV star  
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2014-02-12 09:43:41 PM  
4 votes:
Looks like he's finally following through on his promise to find and punish the real killer.
2014-02-12 09:52:46 PM  
3 votes:
Daily Mail quoting the Enquirer? It's the turducken of turd.
2014-02-12 09:37:17 PM  
3 votes:
He should take a stab at it.
2014-02-12 09:25:29 PM  
3 votes:
Let's see, he's had severe diabetes, bad headaches and dizziness, he's going to die in three months, a brain tumor possibility as excuses to try to get out and appeal to Obama for a pardon...........

/now a hunger strike
//kind of like a kid throwing a tantrum......
2014-02-12 06:18:23 PM  
3 votes:
Talk about a low-speed chase
2014-02-12 06:15:35 PM  
3 votes:
I never understood the concept of the hunger strike. Don't eat. Who gives a shiat?
2014-02-12 09:54:02 PM  
2 votes:
I hope he succeeds.  Dude brutally murdered two people, including his ex-wife (and mother of his youngest children), who he damn near decapitated.  I've seen those crime scene photos.  All this bullshiat about how, "if it doesn't fit, you must acquit".....apparently those mentally retarded jurors didn't think about the fact that a leather glove saturated with blood would be damn near impossible to put back on after the blood dried, especially when you're wearing another glove while trying to shove it on your hand.  Then you have the picture of him wearing the shoes that matched the bloody footprints at the crime scene, shoes he denied even owning.....fark him.  He killed them, he got away with it, and I hope when he finds himself in hell, Satan takes out the "special" dildos just for him.
2014-02-12 09:52:52 PM  
2 votes:
"Sources told the National Enquirer."

So they went to someone even LESS reliable than the Daily Fail?

Sorry, my best friend actually works at Lovelock Correctional Facility, sees Simpson regularly, and I know for a fact that he's in reasonably good health and none of this b/s is true.

Oh,and likely will not get parole on the first time around, because Nevada doesn't roll that way.
2014-02-12 09:52:00 PM  
2 votes:
www.reactiongifs.us
2014-02-12 07:48:38 PM  
2 votes:
So says the National Enquirer.
2014-02-12 07:24:30 PM  
2 votes:
So? Go die, OJ. You're a tool.
2014-02-12 06:41:21 PM  
2 votes:
[well, bye.jpg]
2014-02-12 06:23:31 PM  
2 votes:
OK, fine.  But that means no anything, OJ.  No food, no shakes, no juice, no "enhanced water", no "electrolyte solutions", nothing with any nutrients in it.  Go ahead.  I dare you.

Too bad prisons force-feed.  I really do wish they could take a prisoner at his word, have him sign a binding document refusing all nutrition, enforce the hunger strike themselves, and let him get a sense of what it was he actually "committed" to do.
2014-02-13 08:50:19 AM  
1 votes:
He had to do something to make the news after the superbowl.  After all, OJ Simpson and slow, white Broncos have always gone together before.
2014-02-13 07:53:35 AM  
1 votes:
He wants to die so his kids can get his money?  He still has money?
2014-02-12 11:57:53 PM  
1 votes:

shower_in_my_socks: Miss Alexandra: Actually, according to a PI by the name of William Dear, OJ's son Jason did it, and OJ covered it up and more or less took the fall.

It's a fun theory, but his evidence is that OJ's son owned a knife and had rage issues. It doesn't explain why OJ would go to the murder scene, leave his footprint behind, get blood on his car, and how he injured his hand. And it doesn't explain why he didn't just confess, and why he went on a suicidal police chase. Or why, if knew his son had just committed a rage-fueld double-murder, he would ditch his son and fly to Chicago.

It's possible his son did it, sure, but all of the physical evidence leads to OJ.


I was recovering from surgery during his trial, and having nothing better to do I watched it every day

/I'm convinced he's guilty
2014-02-12 10:45:41 PM  
1 votes:

twistedmetal: Let's see, he's had severe diabetes, bad headaches and dizziness, he's going to die in three months, a brain tumor possibility as excuses to try to get out and appeal to Obama for a pardon...........

/now a hunger strike
//kind of like a kid throwing a tantrum......


Why would Obama pardon him?
2014-02-12 10:22:35 PM  
1 votes:
If he wants to die his way, why doesn't he put on some leather gloves and stab himself repeatedly?
2014-02-12 10:05:48 PM  
1 votes:
Didn't he make the claim that he has cancer a while ago? I wonder whatever happened with that.
2014-02-12 09:59:22 PM  
1 votes:
www.bloodshotgamer.com
2014-02-12 09:57:35 PM  
1 votes:

Coco LaFemme: He killed them, he got away with it, and I hope when he finds himself in hell, Satan takes out the "special" dildos just for him.


Yes, they're shaped like Trojan Helmets (and I'm not talking about the latex ones you buy at the 7-11 at midnight).
2014-02-12 09:55:55 PM  
1 votes:
OJ, Lewinsky. What is this, the ghosts of newsday past month or something?
2014-02-12 09:54:53 PM  
1 votes:
Awesome, he's one of my dead pool picks!  Just finish the job before 11:59p EST 31 Dec 2014.
Go, OJ, go!
2014-02-12 09:52:28 PM  
1 votes:

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Looks like he's finally following through on his promise to find and punish the real killer.


Nice
2014-02-12 09:48:57 PM  
1 votes:
Later asshole
2014-02-12 09:47:05 PM  
1 votes:
We don't need him around anyhow.
2014-02-12 09:42:33 PM  
1 votes:
Bullshiat.

If someone really wants to commit suicide, they would have done it already. Pussy.
2014-02-12 09:38:57 PM  
1 votes:

SilentStrider: Mugato: I never understood the concept of the hunger strike. Don't eat. Who gives a shiat?

high profile prisoners dying while in custody is bad publicity.


He wouldn't be.
2014-02-12 09:37:32 PM  
1 votes:

SilentStrider: Mugato: I never understood the concept of the hunger strike. Don't eat. Who gives a shiat?

high profile prisoners dying while in custody is bad publicity.


Maggy Thatcher practically fed off it.

/yeah I'm that old
2014-02-12 07:05:44 PM  
1 votes:
No1curr.
2014-02-12 06:57:26 PM  
1 votes:
Good.
 
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