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2014-02-12 06:15:35 PM  
I never understood the concept of the hunger strike. Don't eat. Who gives a shiat?
 
2014-02-12 06:18:23 PM  
Talk about a low-speed chase
 
2014-02-12 06:23:31 PM  
OK, fine.  But that means no anything, OJ.  No food, no shakes, no juice, no "enhanced water", no "electrolyte solutions", nothing with any nutrients in it.  Go ahead.  I dare you.

Too bad prisons force-feed.  I really do wish they could take a prisoner at his word, have him sign a binding document refusing all nutrition, enforce the hunger strike themselves, and let him get a sense of what it was he actually "committed" to do.
 
2014-02-12 06:24:58 PM  
snarkyselfhelper.files.wordpress.com

Simpsons did it!
 
2014-02-12 06:41:21 PM  
[well, bye.jpg]
 
2014-02-12 06:57:26 PM  
Good.
 
2014-02-12 07:05:44 PM  
No1curr.
 
2014-02-12 07:24:30 PM  
So? Go die, OJ. You're a tool.
 
2014-02-12 07:31:08 PM  

Mugato: I never understood the concept of the hunger strike. Don't eat. Who gives a shiat?


high profile prisoners dying while in custody is bad publicity.
 
2014-02-12 07:48:38 PM  
So says the National Enquirer.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-02-12 07:52:07 PM  
Lorelle

National Enquirer used to be the cream of the sleazy tabloid crop, with a lot of real journalism obscured by the overdramatic presentation.

Personally, I don't really care. I don't hate OJ. I don't need him alive either.
 
2014-02-12 09:25:29 PM  
Let's see, he's had severe diabetes, bad headaches and dizziness, he's going to die in three months, a brain tumor possibility as excuses to try to get out and appeal to Obama for a pardon...........

/now a hunger strike
//kind of like a kid throwing a tantrum......
 
2014-02-12 09:34:48 PM  
The limo driver did it.
 
2014-02-12 09:37:17 PM  
He should take a stab at it.
 
2014-02-12 09:37:32 PM  

SilentStrider: Mugato: I never understood the concept of the hunger strike. Don't eat. Who gives a shiat?

high profile prisoners dying while in custody is bad publicity.


Maggy Thatcher practically fed off it.

/yeah I'm that old
 
2014-02-12 09:38:57 PM  

SilentStrider: Mugato: I never understood the concept of the hunger strike. Don't eat. Who gives a shiat?

high profile prisoners dying while in custody is bad publicity.


He wouldn't be.
 
2014-02-12 09:39:44 PM  

Benevolent Misanthrope: OK, fine.  But that means no anything, OJ.  No food, no shakes, no juice, no "enhanced water", no "electrolyte solutions", nothing with any nutrients in it.  Go ahead.  I dare you.


What about Pez from his Nicole Brown Simpson Pez Dispenser?
 
2014-02-12 09:41:54 PM  
i1.ytimg.com

NO wheezing the juice
 
gja
2014-02-12 09:42:03 PM  

Mugato: I never understood the concept of the hunger strike. Don't eat. Who gives a shiat?



After 2 days of no food, certainly not him.
 
2014-02-12 09:42:09 PM  
Hunger Strike? What hunger?

www.freakingnews.com
 
2014-02-12 09:42:33 PM  
Bullshiat.

If someone really wants to commit suicide, they would have done it already. Pussy.
 
2014-02-12 09:43:41 PM  
Looks like he's finally following through on his promise to find and punish the real killer.
 
2014-02-12 09:44:45 PM  
 
2014-02-12 09:45:08 PM  
You know who else stopped eating? Nicole and the guy bonig her. About time you joined them.
 
2014-02-12 09:45:25 PM  
Ito will find some way to fark this up
 
2014-02-12 09:46:29 PM  
So it ain't so, O!
 
2014-02-12 09:46:53 PM  
I really do not want him to be around in three years so can we set a timetable?
 
2014-02-12 09:47:05 PM  
We don't need him around anyhow.
 
2014-02-12 09:48:57 PM  
Later asshole
 
2014-02-12 09:49:26 PM  
It's just a Juice fast.
 
2014-02-12 09:52:00 PM  
www.reactiongifs.us
 
2014-02-12 09:52:28 PM  

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Looks like he's finally following through on his promise to find and punish the real killer.


Nice
 
2014-02-12 09:52:46 PM  
Daily Mail quoting the Enquirer? It's the turducken of turd.
 
2014-02-12 09:52:52 PM  
"Sources told the National Enquirer."

So they went to someone even LESS reliable than the Daily Fail?

Sorry, my best friend actually works at Lovelock Correctional Facility, sees Simpson regularly, and I know for a fact that he's in reasonably good health and none of this b/s is true.

Oh,and likely will not get parole on the first time around, because Nevada doesn't roll that way.
 
2014-02-12 09:52:59 PM  
Who gets fat on powdered eggs?
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-02-12 09:53:32 PM  

HighlanderRPI: Hunger Strike? What hunger?

[www.freakingnews.com image 800x680]


Wat
 
2014-02-12 09:54:02 PM  
I hope he succeeds.  Dude brutally murdered two people, including his ex-wife (and mother of his youngest children), who he damn near decapitated.  I've seen those crime scene photos.  All this bullshiat about how, "if it doesn't fit, you must acquit".....apparently those mentally retarded jurors didn't think about the fact that a leather glove saturated with blood would be damn near impossible to put back on after the blood dried, especially when you're wearing another glove while trying to shove it on your hand.  Then you have the picture of him wearing the shoes that matched the bloody footprints at the crime scene, shoes he denied even owning.....fark him.  He killed them, he got away with it, and I hope when he finds himself in hell, Satan takes out the "special" dildos just for him.
 
2014-02-12 09:54:41 PM  
DId they ever figure who who really murdered his wife and that other guy?  I can't remember....
 
2014-02-12 09:54:53 PM  
Awesome, he's one of my dead pool picks!  Just finish the job before 11:59p EST 31 Dec 2014.
Go, OJ, go!
 
2014-02-12 09:55:55 PM  
OJ, Lewinsky. What is this, the ghosts of newsday past month or something?
 
2014-02-12 09:57:15 PM  

Coco LaFemme: I hope he succeeds.


Well, if there's any truth at all to The Naked Gun movies, it won't be easy.
 
2014-02-12 09:57:35 PM  

Coco LaFemme: He killed them, he got away with it, and I hope when he finds himself in hell, Satan takes out the "special" dildos just for him.


Yes, they're shaped like Trojan Helmets (and I'm not talking about the latex ones you buy at the 7-11 at midnight).
 
2014-02-12 09:57:46 PM  
I hear next he'll try holding his breath.
 
2014-02-12 09:58:01 PM  
Free Scott Peterson
/No serious, I didn't know OJ had kids in their 40's
 
2014-02-12 09:59:20 PM  

BravadoGT: DId they ever figure who who really murdered his wife and that other guy?  I can't remember....


Ron Goldman, who paid dearly for returning those sunglasses, or was that a cover story for a booty call?  We may never know.
 
2014-02-12 09:59:22 PM  
www.bloodshotgamer.com
 
2014-02-12 10:00:28 PM  

Demetrius: [www.bloodshotgamer.com image 300x170]


Serious question: I've seen this meme about a dozen times over the years.  Translation, please?
 
2014-02-12 10:01:24 PM  
Does the glove fit yet?
 
2014-02-12 10:02:25 PM  
I triple dog dare him to stop eating.

law2.umkc.edu
 
2014-02-12 10:02:56 PM  
For celebration of his demise I'm planning a mimosa and screwdriver party.
 
2014-02-12 10:05:48 PM  
Didn't he make the claim that he has cancer a while ago? I wonder whatever happened with that.
 
2014-02-12 10:08:46 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: Didn't he make the claim that he has cancer a while ago? I wonder whatever happened with that.


Well... it got better
 
2014-02-12 10:09:49 PM  

rkiller1: Demetrius: [www.bloodshotgamer.com image 300x170]

Serious question: I've seen this meme about a dozen times over the years.  Translation, please?


Translation for you.
 
2014-02-12 10:12:34 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: rkiller1: Demetrius: [www.bloodshotgamer.com image 300x170]

Serious question: I've seen this meme about a dozen times over the years.  Translation, please?

Translation for you.


Much thanks!
 
2014-02-12 10:20:50 PM  

rkiller1: The My Little Pony Killer: rkiller1: Demetrius: [www.bloodshotgamer.com image 300x170]

Serious question: I've seen this meme about a dozen times over the years.  Translation, please?

Translation for you.

Much thanks!


Have you ever watched the full movie?
 
2014-02-12 10:21:07 PM  
www.bet.com

Can I be relevant again and do SNL skits?
 
2014-02-12 10:21:50 PM  
img.fark.net


This best describes OJ.
 
2014-02-12 10:22:35 PM  
If he wants to die his way, why doesn't he put on some leather gloves and stab himself repeatedly?
 
2014-02-12 10:23:44 PM  

Molavian: rkiller1: The My Little Pony Killer: rkiller1: Demetrius: [www.bloodshotgamer.com image 300x170]

Serious question: I've seen this meme about a dozen times over the years.  Translation, please?

Translation for you.

Much thanks!

Have you ever watched the full movie?


Yes, a bazlllion years ago; I recall the characters but not the plot. That scene looks tense yet no gun-fight--must be a good reason, so now it's on my soon-to-watch-again list.  Thx.
 
2014-02-12 10:24:23 PM  
If da pie hole don't fit, you must die it.
 
2014-02-12 10:25:12 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: Didn't he make the claim that he has cancer a while ago? I wonder whatever happened with that.


I'm kinda surprised he hasn't moved on to CTE.

/although I would not be surprised if he had it (not that that's an excuse for his crime - obviously).
 
2014-02-12 10:27:39 PM  
All bullshait. Hunger strike = attention seeking horse manure. Just use the knife you used before, ya chubby bastard.
 
2014-02-12 10:28:14 PM  

nijika: OJ, Lewinsky. What is this, the ghosts of newsday past month or something?


Guess he hasn't seen himself in the news in a few years.
 
2014-02-12 10:28:41 PM  

rkiller1: Demetrius: [www.bloodshotgamer.com image 300x170]

Serious question: I've seen this meme about a dozen times over the years.  Translation, please?


It's from Tombstone.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkEvPhgpUac&feature=youtube_gdata_play e r
 
2014-02-12 10:29:49 PM  

tylerdurden217: rkiller1: Demetrius: [www.bloodshotgamer.com image 300x170]

Serious question: I've seen this meme about a dozen times over the years.  Translation, please?

It's from Tombstone.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkEvPhgpUac&feature=youtube_gdata_play e r


Yep, thanks!
 
2014-02-12 10:32:53 PM  
Frank Drebin is on the case!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McS1LCfVXak
 
2014-02-12 10:33:25 PM  

Gyrfalcon: "Sources told the National Enquirer."

So they went to someone even LESS reliable than the Daily Fail?

Sorry, my best friend actually works at Lovelock Correctional Facility, sees Simpson regularly, and I know for a fact that he's in reasonably good health and none of this b/s is true.

Oh,and likely will not get parole on the first time around, because Nevada doesn't roll that way.


Well, damn.

It can still dream about it.
 
2014-02-12 10:35:17 PM  

Nix Nightbird: The limo driver did it.


His son did it...
 
2014-02-12 10:37:41 PM  

Carousel Beast: I hear next he'll try holding his breath.


Ease up on OJ, he's out of practice.  He hasn't killed anybody in a long time.

/or so we think...
 
2014-02-12 10:37:55 PM  
As someone who remembers OJ from when he played with USC and the Buffalo Bills, this news Hertz.
 
2014-02-12 10:45:41 PM  

twistedmetal: Let's see, he's had severe diabetes, bad headaches and dizziness, he's going to die in three months, a brain tumor possibility as excuses to try to get out and appeal to Obama for a pardon...........

/now a hunger strike
//kind of like a kid throwing a tantrum......


Why would Obama pardon him?
 
2014-02-12 10:54:23 PM  

lacrossestar83: twistedmetal: Let's see, he's had severe diabetes, bad headaches and dizziness, he's going to die in three months, a brain tumor possibility as excuses to try to get out and appeal to Obama for a pardon...........

/now a hunger strike
//kind of like a kid throwing a tantrum......

Why would Obama pardon him?


Presidents pardon brothers.
 
2014-02-12 10:55:04 PM  
The saddest thing is that in his mind, he honestly believes that he is a wronged man, performing a noble act for his progeny. The mind's capacity for delusion = limitless.
 
2014-02-12 10:56:27 PM  

Keith Dudemeister: The saddest thing is that in his mind, he honestly believes that he is a wronged man, performing a noble act for his progeny. The mind's capacity for delusion = limitless.


Are you sure about that?
 
2014-02-12 10:56:41 PM  
Less money spent on food for him, he takes himself out and saves the taxpayers even more.

So what's the problem?
 
2014-02-12 11:00:57 PM  

BravadoGT: DId they ever figure who who really murdered his wife and that other guy?  I can't remember....


Actually, according to a PI by the name of William Dear, OJ's son Jason did it, and OJ covered it up and more or less took the fall.

So OJ's still guilty, at the very least of obstructing justice, the way I see it, if what Dear says is true.
 
2014-02-12 11:03:18 PM  
Free OJ! But banish him to place with no media access, no way for him to contact the world or for them to contact him. Isolate him, it would be more of a punishment. Let him die alone, by himself.
 
2014-02-12 11:05:29 PM  

rkiller1: Demetrius: [www.bloodshotgamer.com image 300x170]

Serious question: I've seen this meme about a dozen times over the years.  Translation, please?


i1003.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-12 11:13:10 PM  
Won't happen. Man loves himself too much. If he was ever going to kill himself, he'd have blown his brains out in that Bronco. If he was going to kill himself now, there are far easier and less painful ways to do so. Attention whoring is attention whoring.
 
2014-02-12 11:15:06 PM  
*FOLLOWUP* OJ: "that was the worst 20min of my life."
 
2014-02-12 11:17:52 PM  
Bababooie.
 
2014-02-12 11:22:41 PM  

The My Little Pony Killer: Didn't he make the claim that he has cancer a while ago? I wonder whatever happened with that.


He just had the 24-hour cancer. That Zicam Cancer & Flu Remedy really works wonders.
 
2014-02-12 11:23:35 PM  
Is it a real hunger strike, or more of a "If I was gonna hunger strike, this is how'd I do it" hunger strike?
 
2014-02-12 11:30:18 PM  
At least he'd know who his real killer was.
 
2014-02-12 11:30:59 PM  
THE JUICE WON'T DRINK HIS JUICE
 
2014-02-12 11:31:46 PM  
Travis Tritt sums up my feelings on the matter.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29ebiwO4O70
 
2014-02-12 11:32:48 PM  
 
2014-02-12 11:32:53 PM  
Maybe he's just put on a few pounds. If the pants don't fit, food you must quit.
 
2014-02-12 11:38:35 PM  

Miss Alexandra: BravadoGT: DId they ever figure who who really murdered his wife and that other guy?  I can't remember....

Actually, according to a PI by the name of William Dear, OJ's son Jason did it, and OJ covered it up and more or less took the fall.

So OJ's still guilty, at the very least of obstructing justice, the way I see it, if what Dear says is true.


That makes no sense. If he was going to take the fall for his son, why deny doing it? Why the idiotic chase? Why didn't he just turn himself in?
 
2014-02-12 11:40:13 PM  
FTA: OJ - "I used to live my way. ....like that time when my ex-wife kept disrespecting me, so just killed her and her f*ck buddy. ...I mean, IF I did that. That would be living my way."
 
2014-02-12 11:48:39 PM  
img.fark.net
/holy crap, i never expected i'd get to use this... :)
 
2014-02-12 11:49:32 PM  
The real killers are rooting for this one.
 
2014-02-12 11:51:17 PM  

Miss Alexandra: Actually, according to a PI by the name of William Dear, OJ's son Jason did it, and OJ covered it up and more or less took the fall.


It's a fun theory, but his evidence is that OJ's son owned a knife and had rage issues. It doesn't explain why OJ would go to the murder scene, leave his footprint behind, get blood on his car, and how he injured his hand. And it doesn't explain why he didn't just confess, and why he went on a suicidal police chase. Or why, if knew his son had just committed a rage-fueld double-murder, he would ditch his son and fly to Chicago.

It's possible his son did it, sure, but all of the physical evidence leads to OJ.
 
2014-02-12 11:53:16 PM  
I see where this is going in a few days:

img.fark.net

"CHICKEN DIPPERS!!!!!"
 
2014-02-12 11:57:53 PM  

shower_in_my_socks: Miss Alexandra: Actually, according to a PI by the name of William Dear, OJ's son Jason did it, and OJ covered it up and more or less took the fall.

It's a fun theory, but his evidence is that OJ's son owned a knife and had rage issues. It doesn't explain why OJ would go to the murder scene, leave his footprint behind, get blood on his car, and how he injured his hand. And it doesn't explain why he didn't just confess, and why he went on a suicidal police chase. Or why, if knew his son had just committed a rage-fueld double-murder, he would ditch his son and fly to Chicago.

It's possible his son did it, sure, but all of the physical evidence leads to OJ.


I was recovering from surgery during his trial, and having nothing better to do I watched it every day

/I'm convinced he's guilty
 
2014-02-12 11:59:13 PM  

shower_in_my_socks: Miss Alexandra: Actually, according to a PI by the name of William Dear, OJ's son Jason did it, and OJ covered it up and more or less took the fall.

It's a fun theory, but his evidence is that OJ's son owned a knife and had rage issues. It doesn't explain why OJ would go to the murder scene, leave his footprint behind, get blood on his car, and how he injured his hand. And it doesn't explain why he didn't just confess, and why he went on a suicidal police chase. Or why, if knew his son had just committed a rage-fueld double-murder, he would ditch his son and fly to Chicago.

It's possible his son did it, sure, but all of the physical evidence leads to OJ.



And it's odd that Simpson's knife was never found, but his son kept his own alleged murder knife in a storage unit. It seems like a pretty complicated thing to think of in the spur of the moment, like OJ would have considered "Hey, they might find out that I bought a knife a while back, so I'll hide that knife and then they'll think it's the murder weapon. But I'll just trust my crazy kid to hide the real murder weapon himself."
 
2014-02-12 11:59:14 PM  
I'm okay with this.
 
2014-02-13 12:06:09 AM  

rkiller1: Molavian: rkiller1: The My Little Pony Killer: rkiller1: Demetrius: [www.bloodshotgamer.com image 300x170]

Serious question: I've seen this meme about a dozen times over the years.  Translation, please?

Translation for you.

Much thanks!

Have you ever watched the full movie?

Yes, a bazlllion years ago; I recall the characters but not the plot. That scene looks tense yet no gun-fight--must be a good reason, so now it's on my soon-to-watch-again list.  Thx.


Yeah you have to watch it again!
 
2014-02-13 12:08:32 AM  

lacrossestar83: twistedmetal: Let's see, he's had severe diabetes, bad headaches and dizziness, he's going to die in three months, a brain tumor possibility as excuses to try to get out and appeal to Obama for a pardon...........

/now a hunger strike
//kind of like a kid throwing a tantrum......

Why would Obama pardon him?


Doubt he would, I'm just going through the OJ stories of the last year.  One of them said he wrote the president to plea for a pardon due to health.
 
2014-02-13 12:33:28 AM  

shower_in_my_socks: Miss Alexandra: Actually, according to a PI by the name of William Dear, OJ's son Jason did it, and OJ covered it up and more or less took the fall.

It's a fun theory, but his evidence is that OJ's son owned a knife and had rage issues.


This just in: some people prefer circumstantial speculation to evidence.
 
2014-02-13 01:19:08 AM  
He's just taking the Broncos loss really badly.
 
2014-02-13 01:43:01 AM  
oh no, oj.  you can't do this.  you must live, you need to live.

how else will you be able to find the real killers.
 
2014-02-13 02:12:59 AM  
I always wondered at how people wanted so very badly for OJ to be guilty.  I don't think it was the black thing; I think it was the sports star thing.  And people still want him to be guilty.

I never paid attention to the deal while it went on, and always assumed he was guilty like everyone else (though, as I said, I do remember being fascinated how much... well, you know)... but then someone got me to read that short book about it by one of OJ's lawyers, about how it's well-known how much the police were fudging evidence, and I became pretty convinced he was found wrongfully guilty.

Of course, that might be what happens when one actually listens to the hotshot lawyer.  Who knows.

Anyway, I feel bad for a guy stuck in prison, labeled a murderer, who just wants to die, and yet who society won't let die.  Why don't we give him what he wants and put him out of his misery?  What exactly is the rationale?  That ridiculous notion that anyone considering suicidal is inherently of unsound mind and therefore unable to make such decisions?  I wish we could kill that idea once and for all.
 
2014-02-13 02:54:59 AM  
I never understood why people insist that he murdered anybody.  The evidence just wasn't there, the jury got it right.  You don't know if he killed those people, and you never will.

And he was railroaded on the current charge.  I'm not at all convinced he did it.
 
2014-02-13 03:16:57 AM  

Lorelle: So says the National Enquirer.


Fark a buncha OJ "racist explicatives"
 
2014-02-13 03:37:33 AM  
I'm going out to Vegas in a week. Any early line on the date of his death? That's something I would wager on.
 
2014-02-13 04:01:23 AM  

Lee451: This best describes OJ.


That looks like a crack pipe being sold for a spurious legit use
 
2014-02-13 05:44:29 AM  
Goodnight, stabbyman.
 
2014-02-13 06:23:50 AM  
He can't wait to feel those flames. Go for it.
 
2014-02-13 06:50:12 AM  
Great song.

991.com
 
2014-02-13 07:53:35 AM  
He wants to die so his kids can get his money?  He still has money?
 
2014-02-13 08:50:19 AM  
He had to do something to make the news after the superbowl.  After all, OJ Simpson and slow, white Broncos have always gone together before.
 
2014-02-13 10:14:46 AM  
Juice! Juice! Juice!
www.buddynixon.com
 
2014-02-13 10:22:53 AM  
Bobby Sands feels your pain, well he did...
 
2014-02-13 10:55:49 AM  

SilentStrider: Mugato: I never understood the concept of the hunger strike. Don't eat. Who gives a shiat?

high profile prisoners dying while in custody is bad publicity.


Prisons care about publicity?
 
2014-02-13 12:48:50 PM  
If he succeeds, I'll nomminate him for a Hero tag.
 
2014-02-13 12:49:39 PM  
^^^ nominate

/the one time I don't hit "Preview"
 
2014-02-13 01:42:57 PM  

Premeditated_Road_Rage: He had to do something to make the news after the superbowl.  After all, OJ Simpson and slow, white Broncos have always gone together before.


I am considering calling Mom back just to read her this comment.
 
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