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(Daily Mail)   O.J. Simpson goes on hunger strike in order to kill himself. Authorities expect it to be a slow drawn out drama   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 118
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2014-02-12 10:05:48 PM
Didn't he make the claim that he has cancer a while ago? I wonder whatever happened with that.
 
2014-02-12 10:08:46 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: Didn't he make the claim that he has cancer a while ago? I wonder whatever happened with that.


Well... it got better
 
2014-02-12 10:09:49 PM

rkiller1: Demetrius: [www.bloodshotgamer.com image 300x170]

Serious question: I've seen this meme about a dozen times over the years.  Translation, please?


Translation for you.
 
2014-02-12 10:12:34 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: rkiller1: Demetrius: [www.bloodshotgamer.com image 300x170]

Serious question: I've seen this meme about a dozen times over the years.  Translation, please?

Translation for you.


Much thanks!
 
2014-02-12 10:20:50 PM

rkiller1: The My Little Pony Killer: rkiller1: Demetrius: [www.bloodshotgamer.com image 300x170]

Serious question: I've seen this meme about a dozen times over the years.  Translation, please?

Translation for you.

Much thanks!


Have you ever watched the full movie?
 
2014-02-12 10:21:07 PM
www.bet.com

Can I be relevant again and do SNL skits?
 
2014-02-12 10:21:50 PM
img.fark.net


This best describes OJ.
 
2014-02-12 10:22:35 PM
If he wants to die his way, why doesn't he put on some leather gloves and stab himself repeatedly?
 
2014-02-12 10:23:44 PM

Molavian: rkiller1: The My Little Pony Killer: rkiller1: Demetrius: [www.bloodshotgamer.com image 300x170]

Serious question: I've seen this meme about a dozen times over the years.  Translation, please?

Translation for you.

Much thanks!

Have you ever watched the full movie?


Yes, a bazlllion years ago; I recall the characters but not the plot. That scene looks tense yet no gun-fight--must be a good reason, so now it's on my soon-to-watch-again list.  Thx.
 
2014-02-12 10:24:23 PM
If da pie hole don't fit, you must die it.
 
2014-02-12 10:25:12 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: Didn't he make the claim that he has cancer a while ago? I wonder whatever happened with that.


I'm kinda surprised he hasn't moved on to CTE.

/although I would not be surprised if he had it (not that that's an excuse for his crime - obviously).
 
2014-02-12 10:27:39 PM
All bullshait. Hunger strike = attention seeking horse manure. Just use the knife you used before, ya chubby bastard.
 
2014-02-12 10:28:14 PM

nijika: OJ, Lewinsky. What is this, the ghosts of newsday past month or something?


Guess he hasn't seen himself in the news in a few years.
 
2014-02-12 10:28:41 PM

rkiller1: Demetrius: [www.bloodshotgamer.com image 300x170]

Serious question: I've seen this meme about a dozen times over the years.  Translation, please?


It's from Tombstone.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkEvPhgpUac&feature=youtube_gdata_play e r
 
2014-02-12 10:29:49 PM

tylerdurden217: rkiller1: Demetrius: [www.bloodshotgamer.com image 300x170]

Serious question: I've seen this meme about a dozen times over the years.  Translation, please?

It's from Tombstone.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkEvPhgpUac&feature=youtube_gdata_play e r


Yep, thanks!
 
2014-02-12 10:32:53 PM
Frank Drebin is on the case!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McS1LCfVXak
 
2014-02-12 10:33:25 PM

Gyrfalcon: "Sources told the National Enquirer."

So they went to someone even LESS reliable than the Daily Fail?

Sorry, my best friend actually works at Lovelock Correctional Facility, sees Simpson regularly, and I know for a fact that he's in reasonably good health and none of this b/s is true.

Oh,and likely will not get parole on the first time around, because Nevada doesn't roll that way.


Well, damn.

It can still dream about it.
 
2014-02-12 10:35:17 PM

Nix Nightbird: The limo driver did it.


His son did it...
 
2014-02-12 10:37:41 PM

Carousel Beast: I hear next he'll try holding his breath.


Ease up on OJ, he's out of practice.  He hasn't killed anybody in a long time.

/or so we think...
 
2014-02-12 10:37:55 PM
As someone who remembers OJ from when he played with USC and the Buffalo Bills, this news Hertz.
 
2014-02-12 10:45:41 PM

twistedmetal: Let's see, he's had severe diabetes, bad headaches and dizziness, he's going to die in three months, a brain tumor possibility as excuses to try to get out and appeal to Obama for a pardon...........

/now a hunger strike
//kind of like a kid throwing a tantrum......


Why would Obama pardon him?
 
2014-02-12 10:54:23 PM

lacrossestar83: twistedmetal: Let's see, he's had severe diabetes, bad headaches and dizziness, he's going to die in three months, a brain tumor possibility as excuses to try to get out and appeal to Obama for a pardon...........

/now a hunger strike
//kind of like a kid throwing a tantrum......

Why would Obama pardon him?


Presidents pardon brothers.
 
2014-02-12 10:55:04 PM
The saddest thing is that in his mind, he honestly believes that he is a wronged man, performing a noble act for his progeny. The mind's capacity for delusion = limitless.
 
2014-02-12 10:56:27 PM

Keith Dudemeister: The saddest thing is that in his mind, he honestly believes that he is a wronged man, performing a noble act for his progeny. The mind's capacity for delusion = limitless.


Are you sure about that?
 
2014-02-12 10:56:41 PM
Less money spent on food for him, he takes himself out and saves the taxpayers even more.

So what's the problem?
 
2014-02-12 11:00:57 PM

BravadoGT: DId they ever figure who who really murdered his wife and that other guy?  I can't remember....


Actually, according to a PI by the name of William Dear, OJ's son Jason did it, and OJ covered it up and more or less took the fall.

So OJ's still guilty, at the very least of obstructing justice, the way I see it, if what Dear says is true.
 
2014-02-12 11:03:18 PM
Free OJ! But banish him to place with no media access, no way for him to contact the world or for them to contact him. Isolate him, it would be more of a punishment. Let him die alone, by himself.
 
2014-02-12 11:05:29 PM

rkiller1: Demetrius: [www.bloodshotgamer.com image 300x170]

Serious question: I've seen this meme about a dozen times over the years.  Translation, please?


i1003.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-12 11:13:10 PM
Won't happen. Man loves himself too much. If he was ever going to kill himself, he'd have blown his brains out in that Bronco. If he was going to kill himself now, there are far easier and less painful ways to do so. Attention whoring is attention whoring.
 
2014-02-12 11:15:06 PM
*FOLLOWUP* OJ: "that was the worst 20min of my life."
 
2014-02-12 11:17:52 PM
Bababooie.
 
2014-02-12 11:22:41 PM

The My Little Pony Killer: Didn't he make the claim that he has cancer a while ago? I wonder whatever happened with that.


He just had the 24-hour cancer. That Zicam Cancer & Flu Remedy really works wonders.
 
2014-02-12 11:23:35 PM
Is it a real hunger strike, or more of a "If I was gonna hunger strike, this is how'd I do it" hunger strike?
 
2014-02-12 11:30:18 PM
At least he'd know who his real killer was.
 
2014-02-12 11:30:59 PM
THE JUICE WON'T DRINK HIS JUICE
 
2014-02-12 11:31:46 PM
Travis Tritt sums up my feelings on the matter.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29ebiwO4O70
 
2014-02-12 11:32:48 PM
 
2014-02-12 11:32:53 PM
Maybe he's just put on a few pounds. If the pants don't fit, food you must quit.
 
2014-02-12 11:38:35 PM

Miss Alexandra: BravadoGT: DId they ever figure who who really murdered his wife and that other guy?  I can't remember....

Actually, according to a PI by the name of William Dear, OJ's son Jason did it, and OJ covered it up and more or less took the fall.

So OJ's still guilty, at the very least of obstructing justice, the way I see it, if what Dear says is true.


That makes no sense. If he was going to take the fall for his son, why deny doing it? Why the idiotic chase? Why didn't he just turn himself in?
 
2014-02-12 11:40:13 PM
FTA: OJ - "I used to live my way. ....like that time when my ex-wife kept disrespecting me, so just killed her and her f*ck buddy. ...I mean, IF I did that. That would be living my way."
 
2014-02-12 11:48:39 PM
img.fark.net
/holy crap, i never expected i'd get to use this... :)
 
2014-02-12 11:49:32 PM
The real killers are rooting for this one.
 
2014-02-12 11:51:17 PM

Miss Alexandra: Actually, according to a PI by the name of William Dear, OJ's son Jason did it, and OJ covered it up and more or less took the fall.


It's a fun theory, but his evidence is that OJ's son owned a knife and had rage issues. It doesn't explain why OJ would go to the murder scene, leave his footprint behind, get blood on his car, and how he injured his hand. And it doesn't explain why he didn't just confess, and why he went on a suicidal police chase. Or why, if knew his son had just committed a rage-fueld double-murder, he would ditch his son and fly to Chicago.

It's possible his son did it, sure, but all of the physical evidence leads to OJ.
 
2014-02-12 11:53:16 PM
I see where this is going in a few days:

img.fark.net

"CHICKEN DIPPERS!!!!!"
 
2014-02-12 11:57:53 PM

shower_in_my_socks: Miss Alexandra: Actually, according to a PI by the name of William Dear, OJ's son Jason did it, and OJ covered it up and more or less took the fall.

It's a fun theory, but his evidence is that OJ's son owned a knife and had rage issues. It doesn't explain why OJ would go to the murder scene, leave his footprint behind, get blood on his car, and how he injured his hand. And it doesn't explain why he didn't just confess, and why he went on a suicidal police chase. Or why, if knew his son had just committed a rage-fueld double-murder, he would ditch his son and fly to Chicago.

It's possible his son did it, sure, but all of the physical evidence leads to OJ.


I was recovering from surgery during his trial, and having nothing better to do I watched it every day

/I'm convinced he's guilty
 
2014-02-12 11:59:13 PM

shower_in_my_socks: Miss Alexandra: Actually, according to a PI by the name of William Dear, OJ's son Jason did it, and OJ covered it up and more or less took the fall.

It's a fun theory, but his evidence is that OJ's son owned a knife and had rage issues. It doesn't explain why OJ would go to the murder scene, leave his footprint behind, get blood on his car, and how he injured his hand. And it doesn't explain why he didn't just confess, and why he went on a suicidal police chase. Or why, if knew his son had just committed a rage-fueld double-murder, he would ditch his son and fly to Chicago.

It's possible his son did it, sure, but all of the physical evidence leads to OJ.



And it's odd that Simpson's knife was never found, but his son kept his own alleged murder knife in a storage unit. It seems like a pretty complicated thing to think of in the spur of the moment, like OJ would have considered "Hey, they might find out that I bought a knife a while back, so I'll hide that knife and then they'll think it's the murder weapon. But I'll just trust my crazy kid to hide the real murder weapon himself."
 
2014-02-12 11:59:14 PM
I'm okay with this.
 
2014-02-13 12:06:09 AM

rkiller1: Molavian: rkiller1: The My Little Pony Killer: rkiller1: Demetrius: [www.bloodshotgamer.com image 300x170]

Serious question: I've seen this meme about a dozen times over the years.  Translation, please?

Translation for you.

Much thanks!

Have you ever watched the full movie?

Yes, a bazlllion years ago; I recall the characters but not the plot. That scene looks tense yet no gun-fight--must be a good reason, so now it's on my soon-to-watch-again list.  Thx.


Yeah you have to watch it again!
 
2014-02-13 12:08:32 AM

lacrossestar83: twistedmetal: Let's see, he's had severe diabetes, bad headaches and dizziness, he's going to die in three months, a brain tumor possibility as excuses to try to get out and appeal to Obama for a pardon...........

/now a hunger strike
//kind of like a kid throwing a tantrum......

Why would Obama pardon him?


Doubt he would, I'm just going through the OJ stories of the last year.  One of them said he wrote the president to plea for a pardon due to health.
 
2014-02-13 12:33:28 AM

shower_in_my_socks: Miss Alexandra: Actually, according to a PI by the name of William Dear, OJ's son Jason did it, and OJ covered it up and more or less took the fall.

It's a fun theory, but his evidence is that OJ's son owned a knife and had rage issues.


This just in: some people prefer circumstantial speculation to evidence.
 
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