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(Daily Mail)   O.J. Simpson goes on hunger strike in order to kill himself. Authorities expect it to be a slow drawn out drama   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line 118
    More: Interesting, O.J. Simpson, Nicole Brown, Ron Goldman, police videos, crocodile tears, TV star  
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2014-02-12 06:15:35 PM
I never understood the concept of the hunger strike. Don't eat. Who gives a shiat?
 
2014-02-12 06:18:23 PM
Talk about a low-speed chase
 
2014-02-12 06:23:31 PM
OK, fine.  But that means no anything, OJ.  No food, no shakes, no juice, no "enhanced water", no "electrolyte solutions", nothing with any nutrients in it.  Go ahead.  I dare you.

Too bad prisons force-feed.  I really do wish they could take a prisoner at his word, have him sign a binding document refusing all nutrition, enforce the hunger strike themselves, and let him get a sense of what it was he actually "committed" to do.
 
2014-02-12 06:24:58 PM
snarkyselfhelper.files.wordpress.com

Simpsons did it!
 
2014-02-12 06:41:21 PM
[well, bye.jpg]
 
2014-02-12 06:57:26 PM
Good.
 
2014-02-12 07:05:44 PM
No1curr.
 
2014-02-12 07:24:30 PM
So? Go die, OJ. You're a tool.
 
2014-02-12 07:31:08 PM

Mugato: I never understood the concept of the hunger strike. Don't eat. Who gives a shiat?


high profile prisoners dying while in custody is bad publicity.
 
2014-02-12 07:48:38 PM
So says the National Enquirer.
 
ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-02-12 07:52:07 PM
Lorelle

National Enquirer used to be the cream of the sleazy tabloid crop, with a lot of real journalism obscured by the overdramatic presentation.

Personally, I don't really care. I don't hate OJ. I don't need him alive either.
 
2014-02-12 09:25:29 PM
Let's see, he's had severe diabetes, bad headaches and dizziness, he's going to die in three months, a brain tumor possibility as excuses to try to get out and appeal to Obama for a pardon...........

/now a hunger strike
//kind of like a kid throwing a tantrum......
 
2014-02-12 09:34:48 PM
The limo driver did it.
 
2014-02-12 09:37:17 PM
He should take a stab at it.
 
2014-02-12 09:37:32 PM

SilentStrider: Mugato: I never understood the concept of the hunger strike. Don't eat. Who gives a shiat?

high profile prisoners dying while in custody is bad publicity.


Maggy Thatcher practically fed off it.

/yeah I'm that old
 
2014-02-12 09:38:57 PM

SilentStrider: Mugato: I never understood the concept of the hunger strike. Don't eat. Who gives a shiat?

high profile prisoners dying while in custody is bad publicity.


He wouldn't be.
 
2014-02-12 09:39:44 PM

Benevolent Misanthrope: OK, fine.  But that means no anything, OJ.  No food, no shakes, no juice, no "enhanced water", no "electrolyte solutions", nothing with any nutrients in it.  Go ahead.  I dare you.


What about Pez from his Nicole Brown Simpson Pez Dispenser?
 
2014-02-12 09:41:54 PM
i1.ytimg.com

NO wheezing the juice
 
gja [TotalFark]
2014-02-12 09:42:03 PM

Mugato: I never understood the concept of the hunger strike. Don't eat. Who gives a shiat?



After 2 days of no food, certainly not him.
 
2014-02-12 09:42:09 PM
Hunger Strike? What hunger?

www.freakingnews.com
 
2014-02-12 09:42:33 PM
Bullshiat.

If someone really wants to commit suicide, they would have done it already. Pussy.
 
2014-02-12 09:43:41 PM
Looks like he's finally following through on his promise to find and punish the real killer.
 
2014-02-12 09:44:45 PM
 
2014-02-12 09:45:08 PM
You know who else stopped eating? Nicole and the guy bonig her. About time you joined them.
 
2014-02-12 09:45:25 PM
Ito will find some way to fark this up
 
2014-02-12 09:46:29 PM
So it ain't so, O!
 
2014-02-12 09:46:53 PM
I really do not want him to be around in three years so can we set a timetable?
 
2014-02-12 09:47:05 PM
We don't need him around anyhow.
 
2014-02-12 09:48:57 PM
Later asshole
 
2014-02-12 09:49:26 PM
It's just a Juice fast.
 
2014-02-12 09:52:00 PM
www.reactiongifs.us
 
2014-02-12 09:52:28 PM

Adolf Oliver Nipples: Looks like he's finally following through on his promise to find and punish the real killer.


Nice
 
2014-02-12 09:52:46 PM
Daily Mail quoting the Enquirer? It's the turducken of turd.
 
2014-02-12 09:52:52 PM
"Sources told the National Enquirer."

So they went to someone even LESS reliable than the Daily Fail?

Sorry, my best friend actually works at Lovelock Correctional Facility, sees Simpson regularly, and I know for a fact that he's in reasonably good health and none of this b/s is true.

Oh,and likely will not get parole on the first time around, because Nevada doesn't roll that way.
 
2014-02-12 09:52:59 PM
Who gets fat on powdered eggs?
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-02-12 09:53:32 PM

HighlanderRPI: Hunger Strike? What hunger?

[www.freakingnews.com image 800x680]


Wat
 
2014-02-12 09:54:02 PM
I hope he succeeds.  Dude brutally murdered two people, including his ex-wife (and mother of his youngest children), who he damn near decapitated.  I've seen those crime scene photos.  All this bullshiat about how, "if it doesn't fit, you must acquit".....apparently those mentally retarded jurors didn't think about the fact that a leather glove saturated with blood would be damn near impossible to put back on after the blood dried, especially when you're wearing another glove while trying to shove it on your hand.  Then you have the picture of him wearing the shoes that matched the bloody footprints at the crime scene, shoes he denied even owning.....fark him.  He killed them, he got away with it, and I hope when he finds himself in hell, Satan takes out the "special" dildos just for him.
 
2014-02-12 09:54:41 PM
DId they ever figure who who really murdered his wife and that other guy?  I can't remember....
 
2014-02-12 09:54:53 PM
Awesome, he's one of my dead pool picks!  Just finish the job before 11:59p EST 31 Dec 2014.
Go, OJ, go!
 
2014-02-12 09:55:55 PM
OJ, Lewinsky. What is this, the ghosts of newsday past month or something?
 
2014-02-12 09:57:15 PM

Coco LaFemme: I hope he succeeds.


Well, if there's any truth at all to The Naked Gun movies, it won't be easy.
 
2014-02-12 09:57:35 PM

Coco LaFemme: He killed them, he got away with it, and I hope when he finds himself in hell, Satan takes out the "special" dildos just for him.


Yes, they're shaped like Trojan Helmets (and I'm not talking about the latex ones you buy at the 7-11 at midnight).
 
2014-02-12 09:57:46 PM
I hear next he'll try holding his breath.
 
2014-02-12 09:58:01 PM
Free Scott Peterson
/No serious, I didn't know OJ had kids in their 40's
 
2014-02-12 09:59:20 PM

BravadoGT: DId they ever figure who who really murdered his wife and that other guy?  I can't remember....


Ron Goldman, who paid dearly for returning those sunglasses, or was that a cover story for a booty call?  We may never know.
 
2014-02-12 09:59:22 PM
www.bloodshotgamer.com
 
2014-02-12 10:00:28 PM

Demetrius: [www.bloodshotgamer.com image 300x170]


Serious question: I've seen this meme about a dozen times over the years.  Translation, please?
 
2014-02-12 10:01:24 PM
Does the glove fit yet?
 
2014-02-12 10:02:25 PM
I triple dog dare him to stop eating.

law2.umkc.edu
 
2014-02-12 10:02:56 PM
For celebration of his demise I'm planning a mimosa and screwdriver party.
 
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