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(News 13 Orlando)   The classy pedophile remembers to bring a Happy Meal for his date   (mynews13.com) divider line 22
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2014-02-12 05:48:40 PM
12 votes:

dletter: I'm either amused at how many guys get caught by this that have to be thinking at the time "Well, THIS one I'm sure is really a girl and not a police officer!"....

....or concerned that there are that many legit 13 year olds trying to get 35 year old guys over for sex that the cop raid ones are low enough of odds for these guys to take the chance.


s2.quickmeme.com
2014-02-12 06:59:18 PM
3 votes:
It's nice to see that most of them believe in safe sex.
2014-02-12 08:37:48 PM
2 votes:
rkiller1:
Seventeen years old
Hes touching sixty four


Wait wait wait...Where do you find 64 16-year-olds?
2014-02-12 11:02:27 PM
1 votes:

Mark Ratner: Have a seat over there. (Obscure?)


What, are you new here?
2014-02-12 09:55:17 PM
1 votes:
Sort of off topic but I this year I finally made love to my High School crush. It was pretty great but now things are kinda weird. She just assumes I will take her to her Prom.


/apologies to Amy Schmur
2014-02-12 09:06:06 PM
1 votes:
Ringo Starr: "you're 16, you're beautiful and you're mine."

Have a seat over there.
2014-02-12 09:01:50 PM
1 votes:
Came here for pics of 16 year old chicks...leaving disappointed. I'm kidding!

Kinda on topic...happy meals used to be better when they came with little toys and prizes...easier to lure the kiddies...I'm kidding!
2014-02-12 08:33:05 PM
1 votes:
I wonder what would happen if one of them started out like this:

B1gJuan: Hi, I like to role play with cops, can you pretend to be a 13 year old girl for me?
LiLKitten: lolz! but I AM a 13 year old girl.
B1gJuan: Good, so you will play along officer?
LiLKitten: huh? idk what you are talking about but I was hoping you were an older guy that wants to teach me about sex! And bring wine coolers!


Think they would have a defense?
2014-02-12 07:48:03 PM
1 votes:

skinink: "Undercover deputies in Lake County have arrested 22 men in an underage sex sting, including three employees at Walt Disney World..."

Well, she's sexy and 17!

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How do we covet Clarice? . . .
2014-02-12 07:40:21 PM
1 votes:
Bugerz:

Entirely.

I think when I typed that, part of my soul died.
2014-02-12 07:34:51 PM
1 votes:

megarian: baka-san:

Also, I just clicked your profile and your family might be too adorable. So stop that. Because now I have diabeetus.


Oh crap, he does have a cute family.
2014-02-12 07:25:16 PM
1 votes:

megarian: baka-san: LOL, the page came up for me with a sidebar ad for Discount Dance Supply with a young girl in a leotard.

O_o

So what does this say about your search history?


That I have a daughter in Ballet, and they have good prices.
2014-02-12 07:24:36 PM
1 votes:

jst3p: doglover: Honestly, I think entrapment creates more of these people than are actually around.

Except the part where it isn't entrapment.


Yeeeep. It stops being entrapment at:

"a/s/l?"
"tehehehehehehee LOL 13/f/FL!! OMG!"
"Oh, you're 13? That's cool. I bet you're way more mature for your age. Ever done anal? I can teach you."
2014-02-12 07:15:17 PM
1 votes:

Nix Nightbird: leevis: It's nice to see that most of them believe in safe sex.

I was wondering what was up with the guy who didn't bring condoms, but did bring latex gloves.

What did he think was going to happen?!


A pair of latex gloves is a lot cheaper than a ten-pack of condoms. Maybe he's just on a budget.
2014-02-12 07:10:00 PM
1 votes:

Nix Nightbird: Oh, and by the way  subby, none of these guys appears to be a pedophile. They all seem to be ephebophiles. The youngest fake teen was still pretending to be a teen (13), and strictly speaking, "pedophile" describes those who are wrongly attracted to pre-pubescent children.


img.fark.net
2014-02-12 07:05:34 PM
1 votes:

Nix Nightbird: leevis: It's nice to see that most of them believe in safe sex.

I was wondering what was up with the guy who didn't bring condoms, but did bring latex gloves.

What did he think was going to happen?!


Murder
2014-02-12 07:05:12 PM
1 votes:

Bit'O'Gristle: It's hard to believe that anyone would fall for "yes, giggles, im a 13 year old girl, and what i want more than anything is to fark a middle aged man". Facepalms. Seriously, if you're that dim witted to fall for that...you deserve to be in federal pound you in the ass prison. It's not like this sting has not been done a million times. But...they keep coming.

/heh...sorry.


Never underestimate the power of "daddy issues".

Future strippers don't come from nowhere, ya know.

Cerebral Ballsy: I feel much more comfortable with bait kids being prepubescent


I know what you meant, but that just sounds wrong.... :)
2014-02-12 06:52:50 PM
1 votes:

styckx: Didn't read any of the thread.. Has the classic Fark thread creep who pops up in pedo threads and borderline white knights the suspects shown up yet?


That's a classic Fark person?

imageshack.us
2014-02-12 06:38:17 PM
1 votes:
Who would have a problem with happiness?
2014-02-12 06:36:58 PM
1 votes:
We're going to need a much larger seat over there...Better bring in a couple on benches...
2014-02-12 06:35:03 PM
1 votes:
Have a seat over there. (Obscure?)

s3-ec.buzzfed.com
2014-02-12 06:34:23 PM
1 votes:
3.bp.blogspot.com
 
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