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2014-02-12 07:00:03 PM  

the money is in the banana stand: jwa007: Cerebral Ballsy: I agree though that the 16 year old bait is a little iffy,

You seem to be saying that it might be okay for an adult to have sex with a 16 year old?  Are you serious?  A twenty-five year old man, or thirty or forty year old man and you are cool with them having sex with a 16  year old?

Really?

In my opinion, we shouldn't have "incremental responsibility laws" based on age. If we have said that 16 should be the legal age to drive, that should be the hard-line cut-off point for everything else as well. Enlisting in the armed forces, signing forms, renting a hotel room or vehicle, no statutory rape laws, drink alcohol, smoke etc. If you can legally drive a vehicle by yourself, then you are an adult in my opinion. You are entrusted with the lives of your passengers and anyone on the road.

As far as maturity goes, are 16 year olds mature? Fark no, but then again neither are 18 year olds or every most 20 year olds.


These days, I think adulthood starts somewhere around 38.
 
2014-02-12 07:00:40 PM  

leevis: It's nice to see that most of them believe in safe sex.


I was wondering what was up with the guy who didn't bring condoms, but did bring latex gloves.

What did he think was going to happen?!
 
2014-02-12 07:02:30 PM  

Nix Nightbird: Oh, and by the way  subby, none of these guys appears to be a pedophile. They all seem to be ephebophiles. The youngest fake teen was still pretending to be a teen (13), and strictly speaking, "pedophile" describes those who are wrongly attracted to pre-pubescent children.


True, and 16 really shouldn't be considered a child. These guys deserve to be arrested for being skeevy dumbasses.
 
2014-02-12 07:05:12 PM  

Bit'O'Gristle: It's hard to believe that anyone would fall for "yes, giggles, im a 13 year old girl, and what i want more than anything is to fark a middle aged man". Facepalms. Seriously, if you're that dim witted to fall for that...you deserve to be in federal pound you in the ass prison. It's not like this sting has not been done a million times. But...they keep coming.

/heh...sorry.


Never underestimate the power of "daddy issues".

Future strippers don't come from nowhere, ya know.

Cerebral Ballsy: I feel much more comfortable with bait kids being prepubescent


I know what you meant, but that just sounds wrong.... :)
 
2014-02-12 07:05:34 PM  

Nix Nightbird: leevis: It's nice to see that most of them believe in safe sex.

I was wondering what was up with the guy who didn't bring condoms, but did bring latex gloves.

What did he think was going to happen?!


Murder
 
2014-02-12 07:05:45 PM  

2wolves: styckx: miss diminutive: styckx: Didn't read any of the thread.. Has the classic Fark thread creep who pops up in pedo threads and borderline white knights the suspects shown up yet?

That's a classic Fark person?

[imageshack.us image 500x281]

You must be new here.. Every pedo thread has a creep who you never heard of before white knight the pedophiles in a completely non-sarcastic completely legit way..

Just as crime threads starring blah persons always have one or two Aryan Nations lunatics.


Exactly.
 
2014-02-12 07:07:14 PM  

JoieD'Zen: Nix Nightbird: Oh, and by the way  subby, none of these guys appears to be a pedophile. They all seem to be ephebophiles. The youngest fake teen was still pretending to be a teen (13), and strictly speaking, "pedophile" describes those who are wrongly attracted to pre-pubescent children.

True, and 16 really shouldn't be considered a child. These guys deserve to be arrested for being skeevy dumbasses.


I don't argue that they were creeps. I just think we need to give them enough rope to hang themselves.
 
2014-02-12 07:07:50 PM  

Nix Nightbird: JoieD'Zen: Nix Nightbird: Oh, and by the way  subby, none of these guys appears to be a pedophile. They all seem to be ephebophiles. The youngest fake teen was still pretending to be a teen (13), and strictly speaking, "pedophile" describes those who are wrongly attracted to pre-pubescent children.

True, and 16 really shouldn't be considered a child. These guys deserve to be arrested for being skeevy dumbasses.

I don't argue that they weren't creeps. I just think we need to give them enough rope to hang themselves.


Oops. That makes a difference, doesn't it?
 
2014-02-12 07:08:55 PM  
fusillade762:

And I love how they post the names and employers of everyone arrested even though they haven't been convicted yet.

They do that for anyone arrested for anything.  I think it's to keep the government from disappearing people.
 
2014-02-12 07:09:29 PM  
1) Put a hole in the box
...
 
2014-02-12 07:10:00 PM  

Nix Nightbird: Oh, and by the way  subby, none of these guys appears to be a pedophile. They all seem to be ephebophiles. The youngest fake teen was still pretending to be a teen (13), and strictly speaking, "pedophile" describes those who are wrongly attracted to pre-pubescent children.


img.fark.net
 
2014-02-12 07:12:28 PM  

the money is in the banana stand: jwa007: Cerebral Ballsy: I agree though that the 16 year old bait is a little iffy,

You seem to be saying that it might be okay for an adult to have sex with a 16 year old?  Are you serious?  A twenty-five year old man, or thirty or forty year old man and you are cool with them having sex with a 16  year old?

Really?

In my opinion, we shouldn't have "incremental responsibility laws" based on age. If we have said that 16 should be the legal age to drive, that should be the hard-line cut-off point for everything else as well. Enlisting in the armed forces, signing forms, renting a hotel room or vehicle, no statutory rape laws, drink alcohol, smoke etc. If you can legally drive a vehicle by yourself, then you are an adult in my opinion. You are entrusted with the lives of your passengers and anyone on the road.

As far as maturity goes, are 16 year olds mature? Fark no, but then again neither are 18 year olds or every most 20 year olds.


They still need and are dependent on adults. Did they buy that car with their earnings? ( can you even get your own insurance before 18?)
Can't qualify for a credit card for that hotel room or flight? As if any sane person would rent to a kid anyways.

/outta here
 
2014-02-12 07:13:18 PM  

styckx: miss diminutive: styckx: Didn't read any of the thread.. Has the classic Fark thread creep who pops up in pedo threads and borderline white knights the suspects shown up yet?

That's a classic Fark person?

[imageshack.us image 500x281]

You must be new here.. Every pedo thread has a creep who you never heard of before white knight the pedophiles in a completely non-sarcastic completely legit way..


bUT YOU JUST DON'T understand HUMAN SEXUALLITY. Throughout human history older males have always went after young females because it's natural to be attracted to someone that can ensure fertility.This man is just doing what men do. And females that seek outolder males for security are stupid sluts and are all whores.

There. Did I do it right??
 
2014-02-12 07:13:32 PM  

Ivan the Tolerable: Just an odd question; Why were only a couple vehicles seized and the rest not? If drugs were involved I would get it, but they were not in either of the seizure cases, and there was not seizure where drugs were present.
   Are they just grabbing the ones with resale value again?


It's likely the perps who didn't get a vehicle seized either arrived in a car owned by someone else (wife, company, etc.) or a leased vehicle.
 
2014-02-12 07:15:17 PM  

Nix Nightbird: leevis: It's nice to see that most of them believe in safe sex.

I was wondering what was up with the guy who didn't bring condoms, but did bring latex gloves.

What did he think was going to happen?!


A pair of latex gloves is a lot cheaper than a ten-pack of condoms. Maybe he's just on a budget.
 
2014-02-12 07:15:50 PM  

Nix Nightbird: But here, they had no girl. Here, they busted the guys when they pulled into the driveway.

So who's to say they would have gone through with anything? Maybe one of these guys would have been guilt-ridden and walked away without doing anything wrong.



Charges: Soliciting a Child for Sexual Acts, Traveling to Meet a Minor

How can you walk away from what you've already done?
 
2014-02-12 07:18:06 PM  

doglover: Honestly, I think entrapment creates more of these people than are actually around.


Except the part where it isn't entrapment.
 
2014-02-12 07:18:26 PM  
LOL, the page came up for me with a sidebar ad for Discount Dance Supply  with a young girl in a leotard.
 
2014-02-12 07:18:48 PM  

fusillade762: And I love how they post the names and employers of everyone arrested even though they haven't been convicted yet.


Welcome to America, where even the whiff of pedophilia will bring out the lynch-mob.
 
2014-02-12 07:19:53 PM  
The losers they catch in these stings are just desperate losers looking for ass online. They don't care if the girl is 13 or 53.
 
2014-02-12 07:20:49 PM  

lindalouwho: They still need and are dependent on adults. Did they buy that car with their earnings? ( can you even get your own insurance before 18?)
Can't qualify for a credit card for that hotel room or flight? As if any sane person would rent to a kid anyways.

/outta here


I bought my car with my earnings from working. I was just as immature at 18 as I was at 16. Really, I didn't "grow up" until a few years out of college. I just find it fascinating we have "magical" age distinctions and don't prepare kids as a right of passage, instead they are treated like kids and then -poof- ok now you are an adult because you just had your 18th birthday! It's like giving an ape a machine gun.
 
2014-02-12 07:21:03 PM  

baka-san: LOL, the page came up for me with a sidebar ad for Discount Dance Supply  with a young girl in a leotard.


O_o

So what does this say about your search history?
 
2014-02-12 07:21:56 PM  

Nix Nightbird: I just disagree with them being able to bust the guys as soon as they show up. I don't think they should be able to say with 100% certainty that a crime would have been committed unless they wait for the guy to actually pull his pants off. At that time he's probably at the point of no return, but before that moment, he could have a change of heart, think about things, and say, "Sorry, kid. I can't do this. You should stay off the Internet and stop putting yourself at risk."

The moment they show up, though, they haven't done anything illegal. They've had an online chat with an ADULT pretending to be a minor. Intent does not equal committing a crime. If it did, we'd all be in jail for assault and battery (or worse) against Justin Bieber


Welcome to the fantastic world of inchoate crimes (and defenses).   Look 'em up.  You may save yourself some time and trouble in the future.
 
2014-02-12 07:24:36 PM  

jst3p: doglover: Honestly, I think entrapment creates more of these people than are actually around.

Except the part where it isn't entrapment.


Yeeeep. It stops being entrapment at:

"a/s/l?"
"tehehehehehehee LOL 13/f/FL!! OMG!"
"Oh, you're 13? That's cool. I bet you're way more mature for your age. Ever done anal? I can teach you."
 
2014-02-12 07:25:16 PM  

megarian: baka-san: LOL, the page came up for me with a sidebar ad for Discount Dance Supply with a young girl in a leotard.

O_o

So what does this say about your search history?


That I have a daughter in Ballet, and they have good prices.
 
2014-02-12 07:26:22 PM  

baka-san: megarian: baka-san: LOL, the page came up for me with a sidebar ad for Discount Dance Supply with a young girl in a leotard.

O_o

So what does this say about your search history?

That I have a daughter in Ballet, and they have good prices.


See? This is a good, normal answer. Thank you.
 
2014-02-12 07:26:27 PM  

Breaker Moran: Welcome to the fantastic world of inchoate crimes


Just cos someone's brought a knife and a condom to a meeting with an underaged girl doesn't mean something untoward's gonna happen!  Sheesh!
 
2014-02-12 07:30:07 PM  
baka-san:

Also, I just clicked your profile and your family might be too adorable. So stop that. Because now I have diabeetus.
 
2014-02-12 07:31:11 PM  

Cerebral Ballsy: Before you accuse the police of entrapment, you should read the transcripts of the chats. There's no entrapment (in the vast majority of cases). They want a conviction, so they'll let the adult take the lead.

You guys don't automatically assume entrapment when cops arrest people stealing cars, so why would you assume that in these cases? I've read tons of these chat logs and seen only creeps who want to have sex with kids. No entrapment. Each one of them is told how old the "child" is.


Entrapment is extremely rare, anyway. Too many people assume that cops have to tell you they're cops, and that asking a dealer for drugs is entrapment.
 
2014-02-12 07:32:48 PM  

Mr.Hawk: Nix Nightbird: leevis: It's nice to see that most of them believe in safe sex.

I was wondering what was up with the guy who didn't bring condoms, but did bring latex gloves.

What did he think was going to happen?!

Murder


Naah, he was just being cheap.  Ten condoms.
 
2014-02-12 07:34:51 PM  

megarian: baka-san:

Also, I just clicked your profile and your family might be too adorable. So stop that. Because now I have diabeetus.


Oh crap, he does have a cute family.
 
2014-02-12 07:35:13 PM  
PainInTheASP:


Naah, he was just being cheap.  Ten condoms.

lulz
 
2014-02-12 07:37:19 PM  

megarian: styckx: miss diminutive: styckx: Didn't read any of the thread.. Has the classic Fark thread creep who pops up in pedo threads and borderline white knights the suspects shown up yet?

That's a classic Fark person?

[imageshack.us image 500x281]

You must be new here.. Every pedo thread has a creep who you never heard of before white knight the pedophiles in a completely non-sarcastic completely legit way..

bUT YOU JUST DON'T understand HUMAN SEXUALLITY. Throughout human history older males have always went after young females because it's natural to be attracted to someone that can ensure fertility.This man is just doing what men do. And females that seek outolder males for security are stupid sluts and are all whores.

There. Did I do it right??


Entirely.
 
2014-02-12 07:38:14 PM  
These guys were arrested. It's a long way from a conviction. But those chat logs don't lie, and they'll have quite a legal struggle. Most will plead guilty to get a reduced sentence. The ones that also work at Disney Land will have some splainin to do.
 
2014-02-12 07:40:21 PM  
Bugerz:

Entirely.

I think when I typed that, part of my soul died.
 
2014-02-12 07:41:01 PM  

Meisaims: megarian: baka-san:

Also, I just clicked your profile and your family might be too adorable. So stop that. Because now I have diabeetus.

Oh crap, he does have a cute family.


Awww! The perfect brain bleach for this thread. With a dash of hope too.
 
2014-02-12 07:43:45 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: But it's okay when women teachers do it.
/Am i doing it right


media.skateboard.com.au
 
2014-02-12 07:46:08 PM  
Great pic of "Little Red" she was killing the pedobux at 26, now she's what 38, and could still do a convincing 12 or 13 year old. First time a friend sent me one of her pics I deleted it and dogged his ass for even thinking I want anything to do with pedos, except maybe a little "Jasper Texas Drag Racing".
I'm hardcore against pedophiles, even the name is wrong,,,,it means lover of children, but certainly not in that very special way.
WTF is wrong with these guys? I don't think it's entrapment, I used to hang out over at winamp, lottsa kids there, I talked to everybody, made sure that folks knew I was old, and not at all interested in knowing any kids in the biblical sense, ever ynow and then a little hottie would pop up but though one should be complimentary towards the fairer sex (I'm a Hellenist, I worship the female) when the fairer sex seems unduly present after a simple "Good evening my lady", she's either1. A desperate dowager who wants to "cyber" with you. 2. A 38 year old guy using vox- processing. 3. TROLL 4. Anybody that has any idea about hooking up with a little kid needs to do a serious re-think. Her dad may not be around, but I might live across the street and see a possible rapist enter a home where a child is alone. I'll be the one with the XXXbully, the baseball bat, the 45, and questions. And ya puke, you'd better have good answers.
Spec ops team is one damned fine answer!
Sometimes they are working off tips, little girls might flirt, but they are little girls and when you kick it up a notch they re-think and decide this isn't good, tell Mom, Tell Dad....Tell officer friendly, all cops love kids, even jubilant delinquents like I was, it's like a requirement or something, to serve and protect. Damned Skippy!
I fully support this police action, though I could probably get most of the clods off, I wouldn't.

"Kiss the cross they did entreat."
There's just some shiat that I won't eat.
For which Olaf was soundly beat.
I sing of Olaf, proud, and big."
Not at all obscure, unless thou art poorly in time and nubianrdly in effort  whilst in the stacks.
Capstones=age 7 E.T.N.C..
Cross the quad as a fool,
Return a person of consequence.
 
2014-02-12 07:46:09 PM  

megarian: Bugerz:

Entirely.

I think when I typed that, part of my soul died.


This is a common occurrence when posting in pedophilia threads and the politics tab.
 
2014-02-12 07:46:20 PM  

drjekel_mrhyde: But it's okay when women teachers do it.
/Am i doing it right


it is ABSOLUTELY ok if women teachers do it.

/if it was back in the day when i was in high school
//and she was hot
///and she wanted me
 
2014-02-12 07:47:24 PM  

the money is in the banana stand: lindalouwho: They still need and are dependent on adults. Did they buy that car with their earnings? ( can you even get your own insurance before 18?)
Can't qualify for a credit card for that hotel room or flight? As if any sane person would rent to a kid anyways.

/outta here

I bought my car with my earnings from working. I was just as immature at 18 as I was at 16. Really, I didn't "grow up" until a few years out of college. I just find it fascinating we have "magical" age distinctions and don't prepare kids as a right of passage, instead they are treated like kids and then -poof- ok now you are an adult because you just had your 18th birthday! It's like giving an ape a machine gun.


---What if the girl is Jewish and has had her Bat Mitvah?  Is she an adult then?

/ I got an ad for a VA house loan?
// Not a vet
 
2014-02-12 07:47:52 PM  
Why don't they all dress up like postmen?
media3.policymic.com
 
2014-02-12 07:48:03 PM  

skinink: "Undercover deputies in Lake County have arrested 22 men in an underage sex sting, including three employees at Walt Disney World..."

Well, she's sexy and 17!

[www.mynews13.com image 676x456]


How do we covet Clarice? . . .
 
2014-02-12 07:48:25 PM  

Bugerz: megarian: Bugerz:

Entirely.

I think when I typed that, part of my soul died.

This is a common occurrence when posting in pedophilia threads and the politics tab.


It burns a little.
 
2014-02-12 07:48:53 PM  

the money is in the banana stand: lindalouwho: They still need and are dependent on adults. Did they buy that car with their earnings? ( can you even get your own insurance before 18?)
Can't qualify for a credit card for that hotel room or flight? As if any sane person would rent to a kid anyways.

/outta here

I bought my car with my earnings from working. I was just as immature at 18 as I was at 16. Really, I didn't "grow up" until a few years out of college. I just find it fascinating we have "magical" age distinctions and don't prepare kids as a right of passage, instead they are treated like kids and then -poof- ok now you are an adult because you just had your 18th birthday! It's like giving an ape a machine gun.


The lack of preparation, like goofy ass right wingers with their "don't tell 'em about sex and they won't want birth control kinda thing? Agreed.

/ happily stunned that teenage pregnancies have gone down in recent years
//don't think it's because they stopped doing it :-P
 
2014-02-12 07:50:29 PM  

Nix Nightbird: Oh, and by the way  subby, none of these guys appears to be a pedophile. They all seem to be ephebophiles. The youngest fake teen was still pretending to be a teen (13), and strictly speaking, "pedophile" describes those who are wrongly attracted to pre-pubescent children.


Does that distinction really matter so much? Are we so concerned about mislabeling those assholes?
 
2014-02-12 07:50:45 PM  

lindalouwho: Meisaims: megarian: baka-san:

Also, I just clicked your profile and your family might be too adorable. So stop that. Because now I have diabeetus.

Oh crap, he does have a cute family.

Awww! The perfect brain bleach for this thread. With a dash of hope too.


Well hell, there goes my rep...

/goes back to making dinner.
 
2014-02-12 07:51:18 PM  

Mr.Hawk: Nix Nightbird: leevis: It's nice to see that most of them believe in safe sex.

I was wondering what was up with the guy who didn't bring condoms, but did bring latex gloves.

What did he think was going to happen?!

Murder


meltbarandgrilled.com
 
2014-02-12 07:53:02 PM  

megarian: jst3p: doglover: Honestly, I think entrapment creates more of these people than are actually around.

Except the part where it isn't entrapment.

Yeeeep. It stops being entrapment at:

"a/s/l?"
"tehehehehehehee LOL 13/f/FL!! OMG!"
"Oh, you're 13? That's cool. I bet you're way more mature for your age. Ever done anal? I can teach you."


Not really.

Rember these are sick people, sick in the head, not criminals. They tried to be criminals, but only because the police goaded them to inflate arrest numbers.

They should still be somewhere, but a hospital seems like a better place. Sgt Hatred from the Venture Bros and his "Molestol" injections are a parody of what we should actually be doing here. It's entirely possible for these people to be useful and safe with treatment.

Those who actually do anything? Send them to the same farm your childhood dog went to when he died. But stings are almost always the laziest, most morally dubious form of policework. Stings and speed traps.
 
2014-02-12 07:53:36 PM  

jwa007: Cerebral Ballsy: I agree though that the 16 year old bait is a little iffy,

You seem to be saying that it might be okay for an adult to have sex with a 16 year old?  Are you serious?  A twenty-five year old man, or thirty or forty year old man and you are cool with them having sex with a 16  year old?

Really?


This is legal in a majority of jurisdictions. Only 20 states have an age of consent higher than 16.

There exists a range of choices and actions that are potentially wrong but not illegal. Shall we legislate the "half your age plus seven rule" for all people, including adults for the sake of simplicity? Under that rule, my 29-year-old friend would have been illegal for me to date two years ago, but now she's fair game! (Woo hoo! Oh, wait, already friend-zoned. Damn rules!)

Because otherwise, creating a patchwork of close-in-age exceptions that allow older teenagers sexual liberty while trying to protect children from exploitation and abuse creates a paternalistic role for government and potentially oppressive complications for young people who are mostly just trying to live their lives.

As for these types of stings, it does remind me of the wanna-be terrorists who get recruited into "terror cells" composed entirely of FBI agents. These pedophiles seem like people so socially incompetent, their own sexual development as children was consistently rejected by their peers as unattractive or unsophisticated, and they haven't gotten any better. They probably contacted cops because they were utter failures contacting anyone else. Getting caught like this ought to be a ticket to psychiatric help rather than jail.
 
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