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(Some Official Guy)   The New Zealand Government cannot confirm that their Prime Minister isn't a shapeshifting reptilian alien ushering humanity towards enslavement. Link goes to official document   (fyi.org.nz) divider line 44
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ZAZ [TotalFark]
2014-02-12 05:48:35 PM  
If the White House can make a statement on suspicions that the CIA teleported Obama to Mars the least New Zealand can do is officially confirm the impending enslavement of humanity.
 
2014-02-12 05:52:59 PM  
"David Icke style"? So Icke is one of them, too?!?
 
2014-02-12 06:56:33 PM  
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2014-02-12 06:58:01 PM  
I heard their prime minister was an orc.
 
2014-02-12 06:58:26 PM  
They CANNOT confirm that he ISN'T? That's a double-negative!

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Ehh
2014-02-12 06:59:01 PM  
Is it irresponsible to speculate? It's irresponsible not to!
 
2014-02-12 07:00:01 PM  
Looks shopped to me.
 
2014-02-12 07:01:05 PM  
OR! That's what the reptilian overlords want us to think?!?!
 
2014-02-12 07:03:13 PM  
Hey, at least they are honest.

I for one welcome our new overlords!
 
2014-02-12 07:04:43 PM  
I welcome our new Kiwi overlords and look forward to work in their Mithril mines.
 
2014-02-12 07:08:19 PM  

ZAZ: If the White House can make a statement on suspicions that the CIA teleported Obama to Mars the least New Zealand can do is officially confirm the impending enslavement of humanity.


I just wish they'd just issued a "we can neither confirm, nor deny, the existence of past or present CIA missions and operations due to ongoing security considerations."

Certain sections of the internet would have exploded in a frothy foam of tin foil, indignation, and tea party smegma. My shares in Orville Redenbacher would have quintupled in value overnight.
 
2014-02-12 07:12:31 PM  
Now if we can just get Norway to confirm the existence of trolls.
 
2014-02-12 07:14:22 PM  

Boojum2k: Now if we can just get Norway to confirm the existence of trolls.


Link
 
2014-02-12 07:17:51 PM  
Look up Louis CK asking Rumsfeld if he's a lizard person who eats Mexican babies. He didn't confirm or deny it either, funny stuff.
 
2014-02-12 07:17:57 PM  
He could be from Old Zealand.
 
2014-02-12 07:24:18 PM  
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This is serious. Band meeting, everyone. Murray...present. Brett?
 
2014-02-12 07:28:14 PM  
Sooooooo... V?
 
2014-02-12 07:30:16 PM  
Call XCOM.
 
2014-02-12 07:32:27 PM  
I don't know how you can conclusively prove that anybody isn't a shapeshifting reptilian alien.
 
2014-02-12 07:34:15 PM  
Typical lazy bloody government fob off.  They could at least have provided the PM's birth certificate.
 
2014-02-12 07:34:53 PM  

Mambo Bananapatch: I don't know how you can conclusively prove that anybody isn't a shapeshifting reptilian alien.


Kill 'em all and let Xenu sort 'em out.
 
2014-02-12 07:39:49 PM  
From a lulz perspective, I would have preferred a comedically shifty-eyed evasive answer.
 
2014-02-12 07:44:21 PM  
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Bart: So finally, we're all in agreement about what's going on with the adultsNew Zealand Government . Milhouse?
Milhouse: Ahem. OK, here's what we've got: the Rand Corporation, in conjunction with the saucer people -
Bart: Thank you.
Milhouse: Under the supervision of the reverse vampires -
Lisa: [sighs]
Milhouse: - Are forcing the New Zealand Government to confirm that their Prime Minister isn't a shapeshifting reptilian alien ushering humanity towards enslavement.  to go to bed early in a fiendish plot to eliminate the meal of dinner. We're through the looking glass, here, people...
 
2014-02-12 07:45:02 PM  
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2014-02-12 08:04:56 PM  
Can they confirm or deny that the toothbrush fence was crated for nefarious reasons?
 
2014-02-12 08:36:43 PM  
We'll make great pets ....
 
2014-02-12 08:42:48 PM  
Thank goodness that's settled.
 
2014-02-12 08:46:23 PM  
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2014-02-12 08:58:04 PM  

AngryDesertDweller: We'll make great pets ....


Speak for yourself. I plan to shred the sofa and poop on the carpet!
 
2014-02-12 08:59:25 PM  
Lets focus on the real issue here people.

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2014-02-12 09:00:30 PM  

unchellmatt: AngryDesertDweller: We'll make great pets ....

Speak for yourself. I plan to shred the sofa and poop on the carpet!


Awesome!
 
2014-02-12 09:00:54 PM  

AngryDesertDweller: We'll make great pets ....


I'm taking Garfield as a role model.
 
2014-02-12 09:17:57 PM  
As a shapeshifting alien lizard, I take offense to these questions about who is and isn't one of us.  I mean, it isn't any of your damned business, you ungrateful little half-monkeys.
 
2014-02-12 09:23:44 PM  

Nonrepeating Rotating Binary: As a shapeshifting alien lizard, I take offense to these questions about who is and isn't one of us.  I mean, it isn't any of your damned business, you ungrateful little half-monkeys.


"It's not my goddamned planet, monkey-boy"
 
2014-02-12 09:26:11 PM  
WHERE'S THE LONG FORM NON-LIZARD CERTIFICATE?????????

WHER??????

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2014-02-12 09:27:12 PM  
Fellow travellers

i58.tinypic.com

Notice he made the black guy drive
 
2014-02-12 09:43:51 PM  
So theres a chance right?
 
2014-02-12 09:58:01 PM  
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2014-02-12 10:29:00 PM  
If all the world leader are shape shifting aliens, why have they been waiting around the enslave mankind for centuries?
 
2014-02-12 10:56:44 PM  

Big_Doofus: unchellmatt: AngryDesertDweller: We'll make great pets ....

Speak for yourself. I plan to shred the sofa and poop on the carpet!

Awesome!


Yes, if I must be a pet, I'll be a cat.
 
2014-02-12 11:07:13 PM  

talkertopc: I'm taking Garfield as a role model.


So you're a lasagna eating lard-assican?
 
2014-02-12 11:16:00 PM  
AM I THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE OVER 30??!?!?!

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2014-02-13 09:07:14 AM  
I knew it, David Icke was right!
 
2014-02-13 10:24:28 AM  

Thanks for the Meme-ries: AM I THE ONLY ONE AROUND HERE OVER 30??!?!?!

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Don't be silly... The Visitors weren't shape-shifters; they just wore a fake human skin... Totally different from these shape-shifting reptiles!

/Plus, someone else in the thread already mentioned V, so your outrage is misplaced...
 
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