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(Salt Lake Tribune)   Utah brewery announces gay marriage-themed beer. Now that's something we can all get behind and come together on   (sltrib.com) divider line 32
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2014-02-12 02:22:21 PM
I bet it comes with great head.

/got nothin'
 
2014-02-12 02:23:49 PM
something, something, suck down a cold one, something, something
 
2014-02-12 02:33:05 PM
3.2 beer? Jesus, you'd have to stand in front of a urinal while you drink it.
 
2014-02-12 03:12:52 PM
Why bother? We already have Coors Light.

/with apologies to the gay community.
 
2014-02-12 03:13:18 PM
Nice!  I'll order one at a SoJo restaurant and prepare for dirty looks.
 
2014-02-12 04:21:03 PM
Does it only come in cans?
 
2014-02-12 04:57:04 PM
Can't wait for the commercials with the oblig spraying  foam when you open it.
 
2014-02-12 05:29:56 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: 3.2 beer? Jesus, you'd have to stand in front of a urinal while you drink it.


While taking a wide stance.
 
2014-02-12 05:44:29 PM
Frothy.

www.mediabistro.com
 
2014-02-12 06:02:25 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: 3.2 beer? Jesus, you'd have to stand in front of a urinal while you drink it.


That's thanks to a Utah regulation. Because they're selling it on-draft, in-state, that's as high as it can be if your establishment is only registered as "beer only". If you serve liquor, and have a liquor-license, you can sell higher stuff.

I've bought some of their bottled stuff and it's pretty good. Devastator Double-Bock mmmmm.....
 
2014-02-12 06:05:02 PM

ecmoRandomNumbers: 3.2 beer? Jesus, you'd have to stand in front of a urinal while you drink it.


Or drive across the border into Idaho and enjoy the shiatty selection of higher ABV beers
 
2014-02-12 06:05:17 PM
I've got a 6 pack of Polygamy Porter sitting in storage somewhere. Made by the same company.

The tagline? "Why have just one?" I was still giggling when they were ringing me up for it.

/lived in SLC for awhile. Saw that in a gas station in Moab and couldn't help myself.
 
2014-02-12 07:09:33 PM
"Live and Let Live", eh? I would've gone with a heavily-carbonated IPA named "Hops on Pop", or perhaps a whole-kernel chicha named "Corn Whole"...
 
2014-02-12 07:58:25 PM
Pabst Blew Robert?
 
2014-02-12 08:09:49 PM

shopball: Does it only come in cans?


It certainly doesn't come in boxes.
 
2014-02-12 09:30:08 PM
Because, if there's anything Utah excels in, it's gays and beers.
 
2014-02-12 10:58:50 PM

felching pen: Because, if there's anything Utah excels in, it's gays and beers.


And swingers.  Mormons have a seedy underbelly of sexual perversion that'll blow your mind
 
2014-02-12 11:09:53 PM
Bet it tastes like ass.
 
2014-02-12 11:17:25 PM
Something, something, fruity finish, something, something.
 
2014-02-12 11:32:07 PM
Mormons tend to be very anti-abortion, so shouldn't they favor married couples who are more likely to adopt?
 
2014-02-12 11:45:47 PM

felching pen: Because, if there's anything Utah excels in, it's gays and beers.


That, and kidnapping.

Don't like your kid?  Sign a form, they're not your problem anymore.
 
2014-02-13 12:20:58 AM

Smeggy Smurf: felching pen: Because, if there's anything Utah excels in, it's gays and beers.

And swingers.  Mormons have a seedy underbelly of sexual perversion that'll blow your mind


For once he's actually right. The night life in SLC is the raunchiest I've seen, ever. I think it was Cher who coined the phrase "2 bandaids and a cork?" I think she came up with it doing a show in Utah. I've known strippers that would blush at the thought of wearing the kinds of things you see Mormon girls parading around in at parties and clubs.

And it's awesome, because women in SLC are farking GORGEOUS.
 
2014-02-13 12:24:52 AM
Utah's got some good breweries.  It's no Colorado or Cali or whatever, but Uinta, Squatters, and Wasatch do good work, as well as a few others.
 
2014-02-13 09:57:37 AM
"get behind..."


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2014-02-13 11:14:37 AM

iq_in_binary: I've got a 6 pack of Polygamy Porter sitting in storage somewhere. Made by the same company.

The tagline? "Why have just one?" I was still giggling when they were ringing me up for it.

/lived in SLC for awhile. Saw that in a gas station in Moab and couldn't help myself.


They came out with it just in time for the 2002 Olympics. Pissed a lot of people off. The other tagline is 'Bring some home for the Wives'.
 
2014-02-13 11:21:46 AM

Dafatone: Utah's got some good breweries.  It's no Colorado or Cali or whatever, but Uinta, Squatters, and Wasatch do good work, as well as a few others.


Epic brewing is, well, Epic... Nothing but strong ales.

We have a good brewing community here, and part of the benefit is that the three you mentioned have formed a brewer's collective, they get to share brewing space and marketing, so they have a more united front. They aren't Cali because there are only 3 million people here, but it's actually a really good place for brewing.
 
2014-02-13 01:13:07 PM
If gays can't reproduce, how come there seem to be more and more of them? Where do they come from? Fluoridated water?
 
2014-02-13 02:53:22 PM

kidgenius: ecmoRandomNumbers: 3.2 beer? Jesus, you'd have to stand in front of a urinal while you drink it.

That's thanks to a Utah regulation. Because they're selling it on-draft, in-state, that's as high as it can be if your establishment is only registered as "beer only". If you serve liquor, and have a liquor-license, you can sell higher stuff.

I've bought some of their bottled stuff and it's pretty good. Devastator Double-Bock mmmmm.....


Well, there only supposed to run it at 3.2, but nobody tests the drafts.  I've had some of there beer at a nice irish pub in Layton that was higher test, they just didn't tell the law man.
 
2014-02-13 02:57:08 PM

Mikey1969: iq_in_binary: I've got a 6 pack of Polygamy Porter sitting in storage somewhere. Made by the same company.

The tagline? "Why have just one?" I was still giggling when they were ringing me up for it.

/lived in SLC for awhile. Saw that in a gas station in Moab and couldn't help myself.

They came out with it just in time for the 2002 Olympics. Pissed a lot of people off. The other tagline is 'Bring some home for the Wives'.


I got a shirt from them for my wife (or Rooster's, can't remember).  Polygamy porter logo on the back. The front just says "First Wife."

she was not particularly amused at first.
 
2014-02-13 03:12:55 PM

Where wolf: kidgenius: ecmoRandomNumbers: 3.2 beer? Jesus, you'd have to stand in front of a urinal while you drink it.

That's thanks to a Utah regulation. Because they're selling it on-draft, in-state, that's as high as it can be if your establishment is only registered as "beer only". If you serve liquor, and have a liquor-license, you can sell higher stuff.

I've bought some of their bottled stuff and it's pretty good. Devastator Double-Bock mmmmm.....

Well, there only supposed to run it at 3.2, but nobody tests the drafts.  I've had some of there beer at a nice irish pub in Layton that was higher test, they just didn't tell the law man.


Nothing on draft can be higher than 3.2. In the bottle, they can sell it at a higher alcohol content, but it has to be in the bottle, even if you're buying it at the brewery.

They don't fark around here, especially since the slightest farkup can cost you your liquor license for 90 days, and it can be longer if you decide to appeal and lose.


Where wolf: I got a shirt from them for my wife (or Rooster's, can't remember).  Polygamy porter logo on the back. The front just says "First Wife."

she was not particularly amused at first.


I got lucky with my wife, she has figured out my sense of humor...

1. I nicknamed her 'Crackers', as in "I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating Crackers.".
2. I made a custom ringtone out of "My Wife's a Psychopath" by the Toy Dolls.

She gets a kick out of both of these, and she would proudly wear a Polygamy Porter shirt that said "First Wife". I haven't seen that one though, but it's a great idea.
 
2014-02-13 07:01:24 PM

iq_in_binary: I've got a 6 pack of Polygamy Porter sitting in storage somewhere. Made by the same company.

The tagline? "Why have just one?" I was still giggling when they were ringing me up for it.

/lived in SLC for awhile. Saw that in a gas station in Moab and couldn't help myself.


Do yourself a favor and don't drink it. It's a much better joke than it is a beer.
 
2014-02-13 09:17:52 PM
Why would I drink a bleachy smelling beer?
 
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