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(BBC)   Two teenage boys charged with murder, re-enacting every heavy metal album cover of the late 1980s   (bbc.co.uk ) divider line
    More: Sick, ritual murders, tried as an adult, Harris County  
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2014-02-12 01:58:01 PM  
7 votes:
Are you looking to make a DEAL WITH SATAN?  Hi!  I'm attorney Harry Freakstorm and Contract Negotiations with Satan are the only work we do.

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Testimonial:
"I didn't use Freakstorm and tried my own deal.  Now, I'm going to prison for murder.  I didn't even get satan horns, satan powers or nuttin.  I should have used Freakstorm Attorneys.  Now I'm doomed to burn in a lake of fire for all eternity.  And I'll never get used to the burning.

We guarantee each and every deal.  If you are not completely satisfied, we will convert you to Catholicism and twenty five specially trained nuns will pray you out of Hell.  You will be gone so fast, you won't even get suntanned by the lake of fire.

Freakstorm Attorneys is not a real attorney or business.  It's just a deal that Harry Freakstorm made with the devil.  Your results may vary and you'll probably wind up in a lake of fire and although it's a lake, there won't be any shore to swim to.
2014-02-12 02:33:46 PM  
5 votes:

LeroyBourne: Ok Texas, do your thing.


Are you saying they should ride the lightning? Because with this kind of hysteria, the mob rules and in the justice system two minority youths will be pretty high and dry as far as a fair trial is concerned. You may want to show no mercy and kill em all, but in reality you are spreading the disease of violence these creatures of the night wanna-bes epitomize, and your post is simply screaming for vengeance.
2014-02-12 01:30:14 PM  
3 votes:
"Wow, the evil us-es are dicks!"

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2014-02-12 02:27:31 PM  
2 votes:
Were they wearing wigs and puckering?
2014-02-12 01:38:05 PM  
2 votes:
Ok Texas, do your thing.
2014-02-12 01:37:40 PM  
2 votes:
They killed the kid in the middle

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2014-02-13 01:05:17 AM  
1 vote:

kling_klang_bed: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 481x712]

Approves!


I got drunk with him once. He's hilarious.
2014-02-13 12:30:46 AM  
1 vote:
1.bp.blogspot.com

Approves!
2014-02-12 04:47:00 PM  
1 vote:
24.media.tumblr.com
I blame rap music.
2014-02-12 04:25:59 PM  
1 vote:
25.media.tumblr.com
2014-02-12 04:23:49 PM  
1 vote:

ToastmasterGeneral: theesir: Didn't RTA.


Tell me it was Smell the Glove!!!
Dear God, Please tell me it was SMELL THE GLOVE!!!!!!

Commerically available one, or the cover they really wanted?


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2014-02-12 04:13:40 PM  
1 vote:

No Such Agency: LeroyBourne: Ok Texas, do your thing.

Are you saying they should ride the lightning? Because with this kind of hysteria, the mob rules and in the justice system two minority youths will be pretty high and dry as far as a fair trial is concerned. You may want to show no mercy and kill em all, but in reality you are spreading the disease of violence these creatures of the night wanna-bes epitomize, and your post is simply screaming for vengeance.


*squints eyes, nods head*  You're Ok in my book.
2014-02-12 03:09:10 PM  
1 vote:
This is why you prudish women need to start putting out.  She would not have died if she wasn't a virgin sacrifice anymore.
2014-02-12 02:56:38 PM  
1 vote:

No Such Agency: LeroyBourne: Ok Texas, do your thing.

Are you saying they should ride the lightning? Because with this kind of hysteria, the mob rules and in the justice system two minority youths will be pretty high and dry as far as a fair trial is concerned. You may want to show no mercy and kill em all, but in reality you are spreading the disease of violence these creatures of the night wanna-bes epitomize, and your post is simply screaming for vengeance.


and now the kids are looking at 18 and life to go

/good jorb
2014-02-12 02:39:38 PM  
1 vote:
I spent 5 years of my life trying to invent an anal bum cover.
2014-02-12 02:14:41 PM  
1 vote:
The kids will get tried and fried.

Hey, guys, where's your Satan now?
2014-02-12 01:58:20 PM  
1 vote:
They were always such good boys too.
2014-02-12 01:40:07 PM  
1 vote:
You are suppose to start with a chicken. You don't go directly to a human sacrifice.
2014-02-12 01:38:34 PM  
1 vote:

Agent Smiths Laugh: Welcome to the unintended consequences of religion and superstitious thinking.

Remember it the next time you are someone else says, "What's the harm in it?"


We should respect the freedom of these kid's religion and ensure they have protections against any type of lashing out for them practicing the way their lord commands.
2014-02-12 01:36:50 PM  
1 vote:

doubled99: Ah well. 2 less potential convenience store employees in the world now.


Three.
2014-02-12 01:29:00 PM  
1 vote:
Ah well. 2 less potential convenience store employees in the world now.
 
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