theesir: Didn't RTA.Tell me it was Smell the Glove!!!Dear God, Please tell me it was SMELL THE GLOVE!!!!!!
No Such Agency: LeroyBourne: Ok Texas, do your thing.Are you saying they should ride the lightning? Because with this kind of hysteria, the mob rules and in the justice system two minority youths will be pretty high and dry as far as a fair trial is concerned. You may want to show no mercy and kill em all, but in reality you are spreading the disease of violence these creatures of the night wanna-bes epitomize, and your post is simply screaming for vengeance.
ToastmasterGeneral: theesir: Didn't RTA.Tell me it was Smell the Glove!!!Dear God, Please tell me it was SMELL THE GLOVE!!!!!!Commerically available one, or the cover they really wanted?
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Agent Smiths Laugh: Welcome to the unintended consequences of religion and superstitious thinking.Remember it the next time you are someone else says, "What's the harm in it?"
QueenMamaBee: It's ok to name the 17 year old but not the 16 year old?
wildcardjack: Judging by the surnames, this is Santa Muerta, not Satanism. But it's nice to see the children are studying the classics.
sararenne: Victim's sister is in my child's 5th grade class...happened less than a mile from my house in apartments my parents used to live in.Its been pretty sad around here
LeroyBourne: Ok Texas, do your thing.
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farkingismybusiness: kling_klang_bed: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 481x712]Approves!I got drunk with him once. He's hilarious.
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