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(BBC)   Two teenage boys charged with murder, re-enacting every heavy metal album cover of the late 1980s   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 72
    More: Sick, ritual murders, tried as an adult, Harris County  
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2014-02-12 04:02:11 PM  

theesir: Didn't RTA.


Tell me it was Smell the Glove!!!
Dear God, Please tell me it was SMELL THE GLOVE!!!!!!


Commerically available one, or the cover they really wanted?
 
2014-02-12 04:13:05 PM  
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Ozzy may as well get his lawyer and his publicist on speed dial.  Probably Rob Halford, too.
 
2014-02-12 04:13:40 PM  

No Such Agency: LeroyBourne: Ok Texas, do your thing.

Are you saying they should ride the lightning? Because with this kind of hysteria, the mob rules and in the justice system two minority youths will be pretty high and dry as far as a fair trial is concerned. You may want to show no mercy and kill em all, but in reality you are spreading the disease of violence these creatures of the night wanna-bes epitomize, and your post is simply screaming for vengeance.


*squints eyes, nods head*  You're Ok in my book.
 
2014-02-12 04:23:49 PM  

ToastmasterGeneral: theesir: Didn't RTA.


Tell me it was Smell the Glove!!!
Dear God, Please tell me it was SMELL THE GLOVE!!!!!!

Commerically available one, or the cover they really wanted?


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2014-02-12 04:25:59 PM  
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2014-02-12 04:41:03 PM  

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I, for one, was quite entertained by your post, sir. Well done!


Me too! As I was reading I imagined it being said faster and faster.

/have a vague recollection of Dan Ackroyd with the faster and faster.....
 
2014-02-12 04:47:00 PM  
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I blame rap music.
 
2014-02-12 04:54:36 PM  
If they had only listened to Slayer, then they would know that nothing good would come of this.
 
2014-02-12 05:31:19 PM  

Agent Smiths Laugh: Welcome to the unintended consequences of religion and superstitious thinking.

Remember it the next time you are someone else says, "What's the harm in it?"


but, but, but, god is great.  He's not smart, but he's great.
 
2014-02-12 05:32:31 PM  

QueenMamaBee: It's ok to name the 17 year old but not the 16 year old?


Yes.
 
2014-02-12 05:37:03 PM  
FTA:  including carving an upside down crucifix on her stomach

Don't they mean cross?  Or did they carve a relief-type sculpture of a dead guy on the cross to make it a crucifix?

Crucifix - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
 
2014-02-12 05:49:41 PM  
The only album cover worth re-enacting is Tarkus.
 
2014-02-12 06:03:17 PM  

wildcardjack: Judging by the surnames, this is Santa Muerta, not Satanism. But it's nice to see the children are studying the classics.


A distinction without a difference, as any good Inquisitor would tell you.
 
2014-02-12 08:48:36 PM  
Victim's sister is in my child's 5th grade class...

happened less than a mile from my house in apartments my parents used to live in.

Its been pretty sad around here
 
2014-02-12 09:10:30 PM  

sararenne: Victim's sister is in my child's 5th grade class...

happened less than a mile from my house in apartments my parents used to live in.

Its been pretty sad around here


Sorry to hear that.  It's a truly awful story, which is probably why we instantly started joking about it here.
 
2014-02-12 10:17:35 PM  
Isn't this stuff white kids usually do? Sort of odd for Mexicans.
 
2014-02-13 12:30:46 AM  
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Approves!
 
2014-02-13 12:51:30 AM  

LeroyBourne: Ok Texas, do your thing.


You mean declare they suffer from affluenza and let them off with probation?

/wait, they're not white. Let em fry
 
2014-02-13 01:05:17 AM  

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Approves!


I got drunk with him once. He's hilarious.
 
2014-02-13 03:09:02 AM  

farkingismybusiness: kling_klang_bed: [1.bp.blogspot.com image 481x712]

Approves!

I got drunk with him once. He's hilarious.


Story please.
 
2014-02-13 03:47:58 AM  
Clint_Torres:Story please.

I actually drank with him twice. I just got way more drunk one of the times. Once was after a Deicide set in Virginia and the other was when he was doing vocals for Vital Remains. Can't really recall any specifics, but I remember he was pretty damn funny the whole night. Fun dude.
 
2014-02-13 09:25:18 AM  

LeroyBourne: Ok Texas, do your thing.


Not even Texas can kill minors anymore.
 
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