doubled99: Ah well. 2 less potential convenience store employees in the world now.
Agent Smiths Laugh: Welcome to the unintended consequences of religion and superstitious thinking.Remember it the next time you are someone else says, "What's the harm in it?"
doubled99: Ah well. 2 less
QueenMamaBee: It's ok to name the 17 year old but not the 16 year old?
Rex Kramer - Danger Seeker: Oh my God...Tipper Gore and the PMRC were right all along!I am old.
AngryDragon: They were always such good boys too.
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LeroyBourne: Ok Texas, do your thing.
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No Such Agency: LeroyBourne: Ok Texas, do your thing.Are you saying they should ride the lightning? Because with this kind of hysteria, the mob rules and in the justice system two minority youths will be pretty high and dry as far as a fair trial is concerned. You may want to show no mercy and kill em all, but in reality you are spreading the disease of violence these creatures of the night wanna-bes epitomize, and your post is simply screaming for vengeance.
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