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(BBC)   Two teenage boys charged with murder, re-enacting every heavy metal album cover of the late 1980s   (bbc.co.uk) divider line 72
    More: Sick, ritual murders, tried as an adult, Harris County  
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2014-02-12 01:27:37 PM  
yes, i'm sure its satan. just like all of the other cases where it was satan.
 
2014-02-12 01:29:00 PM  
Ah well. 2 less potential convenience store employees in the world now.
 
2014-02-12 01:30:14 PM  
"Wow, the evil us-es are dicks!"

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2014-02-12 01:31:41 PM  
That's metal.
 
2014-02-12 01:33:11 PM  
Picture of the suspects

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2014-02-12 01:35:02 PM  
Welcome to the unintended consequences of religion and superstitious thinking.

Remember it the next time you are someone else says, "What's the harm in it?"
 
2014-02-12 01:36:50 PM  

doubled99: Ah well. 2 less potential convenience store employees in the world now.


Three.
 
2014-02-12 01:37:40 PM  
They killed the kid in the middle

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2014-02-12 01:38:05 PM  
Ok Texas, do your thing.
 
2014-02-12 01:38:34 PM  

Agent Smiths Laugh: Welcome to the unintended consequences of religion and superstitious thinking.

Remember it the next time you are someone else says, "What's the harm in it?"


We should respect the freedom of these kid's religion and ensure they have protections against any type of lashing out for them practicing the way their lord commands.
 
2014-02-12 01:40:07 PM  
You are suppose to start with a chicken. You don't go directly to a human sacrifice.
 
2014-02-12 01:41:16 PM  
It's ok to name the 17 year old but not the 16 year old?
 
2014-02-12 01:42:29 PM  

Agent Smiths Laugh: Welcome to the unintended consequences of religion and superstitious thinking.

Remember it the next time you are someone else says, "What's the harm in it?"


If only we had some higher authority to tell people they have to believe what we want them to believe...
 
2014-02-12 01:42:54 PM  

doubled99: Ah well. 2 less

fewer potential convenience store employees in the world now.

Your job is safe.

/damned new fark format.
 
2014-02-12 01:43:06 PM  
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2014-02-12 01:43:33 PM  

QueenMamaBee: It's ok to name the 17 year old but not the 16 year old?


They'll name the 16 year old if they decide to try him as an adult.
 
2014-02-12 01:49:57 PM  
Oh my God...Tipper Gore and the PMRC were right all along!

I am old.
 
2014-02-12 01:54:36 PM  

QueenMamaBee: It's ok to name the 17 year old but not the 16 year old?


In some states 17 is an adult
 
2014-02-12 01:56:45 PM  

Rex Kramer - Danger Seeker: Oh my God...Tipper Gore and the PMRC were right all along!

I am old.


Me too I was still pretty young when they were around, but all the stuff about lyrics and kids being satan worshippers made me think that every other person at school was worshipping the devil or in a gang from all the made for TV movies that were out around then.
 
2014-02-12 01:58:01 PM  
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2014-02-12 01:58:20 PM  
They were always such good boys too.
 
2014-02-12 02:00:22 PM  
HBO is on it... will called this case "Paraíso Perdido"

www.newvideo.com
 
2014-02-12 02:05:20 PM  
Insert pic of The Violator here

/I hate weekend Satanists
 
2014-02-12 02:09:10 PM  
Devil worshipping killers again?
I thought that trope went out in the 80's.
 
2014-02-12 02:09:21 PM  
So send them off to see if they were right. Save the tax dollars.
 
2014-02-12 02:10:03 PM  
Judging by the surnames, this is Santa Muerta, not Satanism. But it's nice to see the children are studying the classics.
 
2014-02-12 02:13:03 PM  

AngryDragon: They were always such good boys too.


Bet they were turning their lives around too.
 
2014-02-12 02:13:54 PM  
Didn't RTA.


Tell me it was Smell the Glove!!!
Dear God, Please tell me it was SMELL THE GLOVE!!!!!!
 
2014-02-12 02:14:05 PM  

Slartibeerfest: [polarbearstv.files.wordpress.com image 850x451]


Expect upcoming awards for Matthew McConaughey. He was excellent in this.
 
2014-02-12 02:14:41 PM  
The kids will get tried and fried.

Hey, guys, where's your Satan now?
 
2014-02-12 02:15:59 PM  
DNRTA
 
2014-02-12 02:18:26 PM  
Late 80s?  No, that was all corporate label, let's put makeup on them and poof their hair cash grab metal.  The satanic stuff was much earlier
 
2014-02-12 02:19:06 PM  

Mr.Hawk: Slartibeerfest: [polarbearstv.files.wordpress.com image 850x451]


Expect upcoming awards for Matthew McConaughey. He was excellent in this


The entire thing feels like a Fincher film and the 6 minute tracking shot from last Sundays episode was one of the most thrilling things I've seen on TV... ever.
 
2014-02-12 02:20:46 PM  
I guess is about to go through another round of satanic hysteria.
 
2014-02-12 02:21:59 PM  
So will they be represented by the devil's advocate as part of the deal?
 
2014-02-12 02:23:12 PM  
At first I thought it might have been this one:

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2014-02-12 02:25:52 PM  
Are they going to go after Ozzy again?
 
2014-02-12 02:27:31 PM  
Were they wearing wigs and puckering?
 
2014-02-12 02:33:46 PM  

LeroyBourne: Ok Texas, do your thing.


Are you saying they should ride the lightning? Because with this kind of hysteria, the mob rules and in the justice system two minority youths will be pretty high and dry as far as a fair trial is concerned. You may want to show no mercy and kill em all, but in reality you are spreading the disease of violence these creatures of the night wanna-bes epitomize, and your post is simply screaming for vengeance.
 
2014-02-12 02:36:38 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: Are you looking to make a DEAL WITH SATAN?  Hi!  I'm attorney Harry Freakstorm and Contract Negotiations with Satan are the only work we do.

Testimonial:
"I used Freakstorm Attorneys and I got a great deal with Satan!  Now, I'm going to Sochi as an Olympic contestant.  Guess who's going to win Gold!"

Testimonial:
"Freakstorm got me a great deal!  Being former Vice President of the States was a great deal!  Also, Freakstorm stepped back in when I accidentally shot some loser in the face.  He even apologized!  Thanks Freakstorm!"

We have a 100% satisfaction rate with our clients. Don't try to negotiate with Satan yourself!  It never goes well.

Testimonial:
"I didn't use Freakstorm and tried my own deal.  Now, I'm going to prison for murder.  I didn't even get satan horns, satan powers or nuttin.  I should have used Freakstorm Attorneys.  Now I'm doomed to burn in a lake of fire for all eternity.  And I'll never get used to the burning.

We guarantee each and every deal.  If you are not completely satisfied, we will convert you to Catholicism and twenty five specially trained nuns will pray you out of Hell.  You will be gone so fast, you won't even get suntanned by the lake of fire.

Freakstorm Attorneys is not a real attorney or business.  It's just a deal that Harry Freakstorm made with the devil.  Your results may vary and you'll probably wind up in a lake of fire and although it's a lake, there won't be any shore to swim to.


I, for one, was quite entertained by your post, sir. Well done!
 
2014-02-12 02:39:38 PM  
I spent 5 years of my life trying to invent an anal bum cover.
 
2014-02-12 02:40:51 PM  

No Such Agency: LeroyBourne: Ok Texas, do your thing.

Are you saying they should ride the lightning? Because with this kind of hysteria, the mob rules and in the justice system two minority youths will be pretty high and dry as far as a fair trial is concerned. You may want to show no mercy and kill em all, but in reality you are spreading the disease of violence these creatures of the night wanna-bes epitomize, and your post is simply screaming for vengeance.


It is so rare that someone does one of these that doesn't make me want to punch them. This one actually made some sort of sense, instead of "title the title because title to title the title he titled." Bravo.
 
2014-02-12 02:45:23 PM  

No Such Agency: LeroyBourne: Ok Texas, do your thing.

Are you saying they should ride the lightning? Because with this kind of hysteria, the mob rules and in the justice system two minority youths will be pretty high and dry as far as a fair trial is concerned. You may want to show no mercy and kill em all, but in reality you are spreading the disease of violence these creatures of the night wanna-bes epitomize, and your post is simply screaming for vengeance.


not too shabby
 
2014-02-12 02:48:11 PM  
Joke's on him, killing equals to giving your soul to the devil as you're going to hell.

Selling it means that you get something for it.

But from what I read, the devil wouldn't really bother with it... as a gift (which technically it is now), sure, but to barter for something worth while for it?.. nah.
 
2014-02-12 02:50:04 PM  

No Such Agency: LeroyBourne: Ok Texas, do your thing.

Are you saying they should ride the lightning? Because with this kind of hysteria, the mob rules and in the justice system two minority youths will be pretty high and dry as far as a fair trial is concerned. You may want to show no mercy and kill em all, but in reality you are spreading the disease of violence these creatures of the night wanna-bes epitomize, and your post is simply screaming for vengeance.




i478.photobucket.com

 
2014-02-12 02:51:57 PM  
Such a rich and colorful culture.
 
2014-02-12 02:56:38 PM  

No Such Agency: LeroyBourne: Ok Texas, do your thing.

Are you saying they should ride the lightning? Because with this kind of hysteria, the mob rules and in the justice system two minority youths will be pretty high and dry as far as a fair trial is concerned. You may want to show no mercy and kill em all, but in reality you are spreading the disease of violence these creatures of the night wanna-bes epitomize, and your post is simply screaming for vengeance.


and now the kids are looking at 18 and life to go

/good jorb
 
2014-02-12 03:09:10 PM  
This is why you prudish women need to start putting out.  She would not have died if she wasn't a virgin sacrifice anymore.
 
2014-02-12 03:12:20 PM  

Harry Freakstorm: Are you looking to make a DEAL WITH SATAN?  Hi!  I'm attorney Harry Freakstorm and Contract Negotiations with Satan are the only work we do.

Testimonial:
"I used Freakstorm Attorneys and I got a great deal with Satan!  Now, I'm going to Sochi as an Olympic contestant.  Guess who's going to win Gold!"

Testimonial:
"Freakstorm got me a great deal!  Being former Vice President of the States was a great deal!  Also, Freakstorm stepped back in when I accidentally shot some loser in the face.  He even apologized!  Thanks Freakstorm!"

We have a 100% satisfaction rate with our clients. Don't try to negotiate with Satan yourself!  It never goes well.

Testimonial:
"I didn't use Freakstorm and tried my own deal.  Now, I'm going to prison for murder.  I didn't even get satan horns, satan powers or nuttin.  I should have used Freakstorm Attorneys.  Now I'm doomed to burn in a lake of fire for all eternity.  And I'll never get used to the burning.

We guarantee each and every deal.  If you are not completely satisfied, we will convert you to Catholicism and twenty five specially trained nuns will pray you out of Hell.  You will be gone so fast, you won't even get suntanned by the lake of fire.

Freakstorm Attorneys is not a real attorney or business.  It's just a deal that Harry Freakstorm made with the devil.  Your results may vary and you'll probably wind up in a lake of fire and although it's a lake, there won't be any shore to swim to.


Mobile Fark really needs to add the "funny" button.
 
2014-02-12 03:22:01 PM  
I bet they were listening to their records backwards.
 
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