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(Salon)   Nineteen imaginative insults from around the world, you starveling, you elf-skin, you dried neat's tongue, you bull's pizzle, you stock-fish. O for breath to utter what is like thee, you tailor's-yard, you sheath, you bowcase; you vile standing-tuck   ( divider line
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2014-02-12 03:49:33 PM  
3 votes:
May your anus develop taste buds.
2014-02-12 02:54:56 PM  
2 votes:
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2014-02-12 02:41:06 PM  
2 votes:
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You son of a motherless goat.
2014-02-12 09:53:02 PM  
1 vote:
You, sir, stand under suspicion of being more than casually acquainted with the sin of Onan
-James May
2014-02-12 05:57:00 PM  
1 vote:
A rather specialized one

2014-02-12 05:38:57 PM  
1 vote:
I will grab you from both ends like a towel and floss-dry my ass with you.
2014-02-12 04:53:32 PM  
1 vote:
My favorite is a Bosnian one from the 1990s:

"I hope your house gets shown on CNN!"
2014-02-12 04:47:16 PM  
1 vote:
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2014-02-12 04:36:12 PM  
1 vote:
You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece
If I was as ugly as you I'd be a poster boy for prophylactics

For our military pukes:
You're dumber than an LT with a compass
2014-02-12 04:07:19 PM  
1 vote:

blatz514: Smeggy Smurf: Shut up you bloody nerf herder

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I will not be told off by an infected boil on the Dark One's taint
2014-02-12 03:49:35 PM  
1 vote:
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Now go away or I shall taunt you again!
2014-02-12 02:55:20 PM  
1 vote:
"Spartan Dog!  Saracen Pig!"

/ Too obscure?
2014-02-12 02:48:15 PM  
1 vote:
I think my favorite is "shiat in your hand and slap your self"
2014-02-12 02:00:59 PM  
1 vote:
I'm partial to "son of a milkless whore".
2014-02-12 01:55:37 PM  
1 vote:
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"May the bow of a violin enter your anus" is funnier
if you read it in Johnny Carson's voice.
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