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(Salon)   Nineteen imaginative insults from around the world, you starveling, you elf-skin, you dried neat's tongue, you bull's pizzle, you stock-fish. O for breath to utter what is like thee, you tailor's-yard, you sheath, you bowcase; you vile standing-tuck   ( divider line
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2014-02-12 02:54:56 PM  
1 vote:

2014-02-12 02:41:06 PM  
1 vote:
You son of a motherless goat.
2014-02-12 01:55:37 PM  
1 vote:

"May the bow of a violin enter your anus" is funnier
if you read it in Johnny Carson's voice.
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