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2014-02-12 02:09:44 PM  
Is her middle name now Sadie?
 
2014-02-12 02:10:22 PM  
First that "Beautiful Existence" knobhead, now this strong five wants to be named "Sexy"?

Fine. I'm changing my name to Rich Hungwell.
 
2014-02-12 02:10:51 PM  
Aussie's like to fark the sheilas.  maybe she needs to go down under more often.

/ifyaknowutimean
 
2014-02-12 02:11:20 PM  

bigbobowski: and what was she b*tching about anyway? Ready For the World never wrote a song called "oh sexy"


As I recall from the original article, she hated the name Sheila because her dad gave it to her and she hates her dad.
 
2014-02-12 02:12:44 PM  

Kuta: Is her middle name now Sadie?


Barbra can you hear me?
 
2014-02-12 02:16:40 PM  
southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com
 
2014-02-12 02:17:43 PM  
farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2014-02-12 02:18:36 PM  
Looks at picture.... British Hot.

Looks at article ... nope, Ohio .... still not hot.
 
2014-02-12 02:24:53 PM  
My neighbor is named Sheila and she is the sexy... she's a stewardess for a private charter airline.
 
2014-02-12 02:37:01 PM  
Meh, better name than Rancid Crabtree. How's that for obscure?
 
2014-02-12 02:39:43 PM  
She ain't half bad but sexy?
 
2014-02-12 02:42:01 PM  

ManInABlueShirt: RIP Shirley Crabtree:

[upload.wikimedia.org image 165x305]

/obscure?


Not for old Brits.
 
2014-02-12 02:49:44 PM  

Pants full of macaroni!!: bigbobowski: and what was she b*tching about anyway? Ready For the World never wrote a song called "oh sexy"

As I recall from the original article, she hated the name Sheila because her dad gave it to her and she hates her dad.

she the first one?

 
2014-02-12 02:53:16 PM  

litespeed74: Her last name is ?


Knot.
 
2014-02-12 02:55:38 PM  
"C'mon kids, time to go visit Grandma Sexy in the nursing home."
 
2014-02-12 02:59:15 PM  
I can see it as a nickname, like they way you call a fat dude "slim" or a midget "big guy".
 
2014-02-12 03:04:05 PM  

Psychopusher: Didn't we do this one a couple weeks ago?  Went through all the Sexy/Crabtree/Licking jokes as I recall.


I have the feeling we've all "done" her, somewhere along the line.  Wasn't she Miss Beergoggles in 2013 and Miss Juicy Lucy in 2012?
 
2014-02-12 03:04:37 PM  

AbiNormal: litespeed74: Her last name is ?

Knot.


Vader?
 
2014-02-12 03:06:30 PM  
This is a repeat.

Either that, or I'm psychic.
 
2014-02-12 03:09:56 PM  

Nix Nightbird: This is a repeat.

Either that, or I'm psychic.


The first one is that she  wanted to change her name, this apparently that she has changed her name.
 
2014-02-12 03:10:37 PM  

Nothing To See Here: [img.fark.net image 539x680]


She would be pretty hot, sans about 25 lbs.  Or 1 stone and 9 pebbles, British style.
 
2014-02-12 03:12:59 PM  
assets.nydailynews.com

Does not approve.
/not a fan of Crabtree
 
2014-02-12 03:15:27 PM  

AfroX: [img.fark.net image 500x420]


Damn you AfroX - you beat me to it!
 
2014-02-12 03:17:56 PM  
I hope she is prepared for, "no offense but not really" when she introduces herself.
 
2014-02-12 03:18:13 PM  
rlv.zcache.com
 
2014-02-12 03:24:44 PM  
Wait, you changed your name to Latrine?
 
2014-02-12 03:45:45 PM  
Changes her name and then promptly sued for false advertising.
 
2014-02-12 03:53:48 PM  
And the world's worst stripper name goes to.. "Sexy Crabtree", come on down!

//actually, that's not fair. 'Janet Reno" still holds that spot - nearly 2 decades later.
//it is kinda sad her political accomplishments got shoved out of the limelight to make way for a LOT of cheap jokes.
 
2014-02-12 03:56:52 PM  

Somaticasual: And the world's worst stripper name goes to.. "Sexy Crabtree", come on down!

//actually, that's not fair. 'Janet Reno" still holds that spot - nearly 2 decades later.
//it is kinda sad her political accomplishments got shoved out of the limelight to make way for a LOT of cheap jokes.


Hang in there, the sad trombone is on the way!
 
2014-02-12 03:59:47 PM  

zimbomba63: Hang in there, the sad trombone is on the way!


Hey no need for a guilt tripp..
 
2014-02-12 04:13:47 PM  
Woman changes name to "Sexy". Last name/body/face still needs work. w/ pic
 
2014-02-12 04:19:55 PM  
Sexy Onlyinmyimagination?
 
2014-02-12 04:24:04 PM  
Bach.  ("I'm bringing...")

Victor.

Mitter.

Mission.

Radicator.

Racer.

Longator.

Thyme.

Masculator.
 
2014-02-12 04:38:45 PM  
schmoesknow.com

About that last name.  I have a suggestion.
 
2014-02-12 04:48:33 PM  
Two16:

Oh, I like that!
 
2014-02-12 05:18:14 PM  

VladTheEmailer: ManInABlueShirt: RIP Shirley Crabtree:

[upload.wikimedia.org image 165x305]

/obscure?


Damn it, you beat me to it.

Since I've uploaded it to imgur already, here you go:

RIP
i.imgur.com
Shirley Crabtree



Not for old Brits.

34 isn't old, mutter mutter grumble grumble.
 
2014-02-12 05:37:31 PM  

Carn: Wait, you changed your name to Latrine?


weird.  the movie this is a reference to has come up a couple times in the last few days.  and i just got done rewatching it a couple days ago.  i was really happy it still held up as being really funny and not just some movie i liked a lot as a kid.  i was also surprised to see a Downton Abbey character in that movie.  gave me a sense of dejavu, *snerk*.
 
2014-02-12 05:51:48 PM  

Kepo: "The case came to light after notice to have it changed was posted in the newspaper for 30 days..."

Seriously?  Do those still exist?  If you are wanting something put out there for the public to be notified is a newspaper really the most effective way to do it?  They would have been better off positing it  at the local planning office, in the cellar, in a locked filing cabinet in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door that says "Beware of the Leopard".

//Take a flashlight, the lights have gone.
///And a ladder, the stairs have too.


Well, it worked. The public has indeed been notified.
 
2014-02-12 06:10:16 PM  
I've been calling her Crandall.
 
2014-02-12 07:11:46 PM  
She's actually quite pretty.
 
2014-02-12 08:55:21 PM  
Don't let the name fool you!
 
2014-02-12 09:09:22 PM  
I guess Stupid was already taken.
 
2014-02-12 10:08:23 PM  

VladTheEmailer: Psychopusher: Didn't we do this one a couple weeks ago?  Went through all the Sexy/Crabtree/Licking jokes as I recall.

That..I believe...is why this thread is a 'Follow up'


So this headline was so good that it was worth another go?

?
 
2014-02-13 01:57:14 AM  

My ex-wife's name is Sheila, and I can totally see her trying something like this.

I mean, she's not hideous - red hair, blue eyes, nympho...plus she has the quirky personality that would lend itself to thinking of something like this.


Go on...

 
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