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2014-02-12 12:49:51 PM
Sheila Ranea Crabtree has received legal approval to change her first name to "Sexy" on Tuesday...  After paying the fees and getting a court date, a Licking County Judge approved the change.

Sexy from Licking County? Are you sure this isn't just someone's badly written erotica?
 
2014-02-12 12:51:16 PM
I have known ~5 people named Venus. None of them were ... um ... Venus material.

/heh... Sexy of Licking...
 
2014-02-12 01:14:46 PM
shakespeare.mit.edu

A skank by any other name...
 
2014-02-12 01:33:33 PM
Crabtree's fine, but Sheila was the problem?
 
2014-02-12 01:35:20 PM
an·to·nym
ˈantəˌnim/
noun
Linguistics
noun: antonym; plural noun: antonyms
1
.
a word opposite in meaning to another (e.g., bad and good ).
 
2014-02-12 01:36:30 PM
Didn't we do this one a couple weeks ago?  Went through all the Sexy/Crabtree/Licking jokes as I recall.
 
2014-02-12 01:36:36 PM
Her last name is ?
 
2014-02-12 01:36:42 PM

Cdr.Murdock: an·to·nym
ˈantəˌnim/
noun
Linguistics
noun: antonym; plural noun: antonyms
1.
a word opposite in meaning to another (e.g., bad and good ).


Oh well played sir! Well played indeed.
 
2014-02-12 01:36:53 PM
She is a workplace sexual harrassment lawsuit waiting to happen.
 
2014-02-12 01:37:00 PM
Beast?
 
2014-02-12 01:38:15 PM
"I don't care about what anybody thinks," she said after changing her name to get people thinking differently about her.
 
2014-02-12 01:39:01 PM
She's still not.
 
2014-02-12 01:39:56 PM
ah.  this is what a female mid-life crisis looks like.  good to know.
 
2014-02-12 01:40:08 PM
I guess "Goodenoughforclosingtime" didn't fit in the allotted number of spaces on the application form.
 
2014-02-12 01:40:59 PM

timujin: Crabtree's fine, but Sheila was the problem?


I was wondering the same thing... Maybe she's proud of the little critters?
 
2014-02-12 01:41:14 PM
Gonna change my name to "Hugh G Penis", then surely all my problems will go away!

/Junk mail might become more entertaining at least i guess.
 
2014-02-12 01:42:06 PM
Oh subby you are so, so, so wrong.

www.lordheath.com

i.ytimg.com

She's a doll.
 
2014-02-12 01:43:47 PM

ParadisePornoTheater: She's still not.


No, but I suppose I clicked on the article with extremely low expectations, this being FARK. She's not hideous, and I was pleasantly surprised.
 
2014-02-12 01:44:16 PM
Can't we all just leave Toni Collette alone?
 
2014-02-12 01:44:23 PM
What? No Idris reference yet?
 
2014-02-12 01:44:42 PM
I'm going to Reseda to make love to a model from Ohio whose real name I don't know.
 
2014-02-12 01:44:49 PM
She's never been called sexy and now she wants to make sure EVERYONE calls her sexy.
 
2014-02-12 01:46:02 PM

Psychopusher: Didn't we do this one a couple weeks ago?  Went through all the Sexy/Crabtree/Licking jokes as I recall.


That..I believe...is why this thread is a 'Follow up'
 
2014-02-12 01:46:17 PM

timujin: Crabtree's fine, but Sheila was the problem?


Crabtree was, indeed, fine:

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2014-02-12 01:46:53 PM
Sexy

No she's not, she's a bitey mad lady.
 
2014-02-12 01:46:59 PM

The Flexecutioner: ah.  this is what a female mid-life crisis looks like.  good to know.



Yep.

Next step is the divorce and a new 25 year old methy boyfriend who's currently "between jobs".

Luckily the ex husbands monthly maintenance payments to Sexy will be more than enough to keep the both of them fed and housed.
 
2014-02-12 01:47:51 PM
She's not the first.

3.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-02-12 01:48:19 PM
As a parent, you always wonder if the name you give your child is going to match their looks and personality.

I'd say her parents hit it on the head.
 
2014-02-12 01:48:52 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-12 01:49:34 PM

LouisZepher: What? No Idris reference yet?


media.tumblr.com

Did you wish  really hard?
 
2014-02-12 01:50:25 PM

Far Cough: Oh subby you are so, so, so wrong.

[www.lordheath.com image 600x450]

[i.ytimg.com image 480x360]

She's a doll.


That's a Lotta woman, all right.
 
2014-02-12 01:50:29 PM
I'm not trying to be racist, but I really thought she was going to be black.
 
2014-02-12 01:51:25 PM
With a watch me scratch my armpit picture.
 
2014-02-12 01:52:37 PM

Buttknuckle: I'm not trying to be racist, but I really thought she was going to be black.


The name's Black, Sexy Black.
 
2014-02-12 01:53:21 PM
I would refuse to call her Sexy in the workplace. Even if it's her name, it sounds inappropriate: "Hey, Sexy, how's it going?" I certainly wouldn't want to be overheard by someone who doesn't know that's her name.

And... call me paranoid, but I don't trust her motivations. I wouldn't be surprised if she ends up changing her name back, then sues her employer because everyone treated her like a sex object.
 
2014-02-12 01:54:25 PM

Cubicle Jockey: She is a workplace sexual harrassment lawsuit waiting to happen.


Maybe not. Would you hire someone named "Sexy" in the first place?
 
2014-02-12 01:55:38 PM
FTA: "Crabtree sought approval from her husband and daughters before seeking the change. She says it matches her personality.

"I just like to have a lot of fun. I have a fun personality so I might as well go with what I like. I don't care what anybody thinks," she said."


Sure you don't, sweetheart.
 
2014-02-12 01:56:50 PM
I'm too sexy for my name, too sexy for my name, too sexy.
I hate this woman, and I'm sure she changed it so some one would call her that.
/which is why I am legally changing my first name to "horse c*ck"
 
2014-02-12 01:59:03 PM

timujin: Crabtree's fine, but Sheila was the problem?


That was my first thought as well.

Gentlemen never stick your dick in crazy or someone named Sexy, because its the same thing.
 
2014-02-12 02:02:52 PM
I imagine everyone in Australia really thinks she's a moron too.

It would be as if a man thought the name "Beau" implied he was unattractive.
 
2014-02-12 02:03:21 PM

Jument: Cubicle Jockey: She is a workplace sexual harrassment lawsuit waiting to happen.

Maybe not. Would you hire someone named "Sexy" in the first place?


If you don't, it's discrimination.

I personally wouldn't hire anyone with a stupid email address like ( I kid you not) piercedclit69@whatever. com
Some customer actually used that address for professional correspondence.
 
2014-02-12 02:03:40 PM
She should have spelled it "Sexxy".
 
2014-02-12 02:03:52 PM
"The case came to light after notice to have it changed was posted in the newspaper for 30 days..."

Seriously?  Do those still exist?  If you are wanting something put out there for the public to be notified is a newspaper really the most effective way to do it?  They would have been better off positing it  at the local planning office, in the cellar, in a locked filing cabinet in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door that says "Beware of the Leopard".

//Take a flashlight, the lights have gone.
///And a ladder, the stairs have too.
 
2014-02-12 02:04:31 PM
I just  knew there was a reason to keep waking up! Finally!
 
2014-02-12 02:04:58 PM
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-12 02:05:38 PM

cgraves67: I guess "Goodenoughforclosingtime" didn't fit in the allotted number of spaces on the application form.


Twoattentenattwo is a little shorter, anyway.

(Suranne Jones is sexy.)
 
2014-02-12 02:06:00 PM
My ex-wife's name is Sheila, and I can totally see her trying something like this.

I mean, she's not hideous - red hair, blue eyes, nympho...plus she has the quirky personality that would lend itself to thinking of something like this.
 
2014-02-12 02:06:40 PM
and what was she b*tching about anyway? Ready For the World never wrote a song called "oh sexy"
 
2014-02-12 02:08:11 PM

aspAddict: My ex-wife's name is Sheila, and I can totally see her trying something like this.

I mean, she's not hideous - red hair, blue eyes, nympho...plus she has the quirky personality that would lend itself to thinking of something like this.


Uhhh, yeah... Ummm, what was her number again?  I need if for researc... Ummm... Work relate....uhhh... Look, just give it to me.
 
2014-02-12 02:09:18 PM
RIP Shirley Crabtree:

upload.wikimedia.org

/obscure?
 
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