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(KFYI)   Latino activists gift toilet to AZ lawmaker over bill making it a crime for illegal immigrants to use public restrooms   (kfyi.com) divider line 252
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2014-02-12 02:17:26 PM  
Can AZ get its own tag like Florida yet?
 
2014-02-12 02:18:29 PM  
Silly? Really, subby? Sounds pretty farking appropriate to me.

/could be wrong, tho...dnrtfa
 
2014-02-12 02:18:31 PM  
If you're spending your time passing legislation like this, then you obviously don't have enough work to do. Come with me. We're going to find you a mop. I'm sure the janitor would love some help mopping out the bathrooms.
 
2014-02-12 02:18:48 PM  
I can't understand how so many folks just don't get the issue.

They are ILLEGALLY in this country, period.  No one said they can't come in, just have to do it legally.
 
2014-02-12 02:19:48 PM  
Well now that's just really a dick move.
 
2014-02-12 02:20:11 PM  

btfoom: I can't understand how so many folks just don't get the issue.

They are ILLEGALLY in this country, period.  No one said they can't come in, just have to do it legally.


They get it, but it doesn't help their cause, so they throw a bunch of FUD about racism and being anti-immigration instead of confronting that fact.
 
2014-02-12 02:20:21 PM  
cause allowing personal dignity is too much to ask?

masbury.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-02-12 02:20:46 PM  
What do you gift to a POS, Alex?
 
2014-02-12 02:21:11 PM  
But if they outlaw illegal immigrants using public toilets, then only outlaw illegal immigrants will use public toilets!
 
2014-02-12 02:21:29 PM  
FTA: "for anyone who's in Arizona illegally to use any public resource."

Maybe the "Latino activists" need to pick a country to be apart of and stick with it.
 
2014-02-12 02:21:40 PM  
What if they have to go really bad?
 
2014-02-12 02:22:19 PM  
Christ, what an asshole.
 
2014-02-12 02:22:34 PM  
Can they still use the bathrooms at work provided by their conservatives bosses?
 
2014-02-12 02:23:13 PM  
Yeah, I'm about as anti-illegal alien as they come and I think this is a dick move.  Not allowing illegal aliens to use the restroom?  That's just...come on!
 
2014-02-12 02:23:24 PM  
sovereignty, how does it work?
 
2014-02-12 02:24:02 PM  

btfoom: I can't understand how so many folks just don't get the issue.

They are ILLEGALLY in this country, period.  No one said they can't come in, just have to do it legally.



So  is the plan to set up a sting operation at a public restroom, and ask anyone who looks illegal to show papers?
 
2014-02-12 02:24:03 PM  

Honest Bender: If you're spending your time passing legislation like this, then you obviously don't have enough work to do. Come with me. We're going to find you a mop. I'm sure the janitor would love some help mopping out the bathrooms.


That might take a way a union job. Can't have that.
 
2014-02-12 02:24:44 PM  

btfoom: I can't understand how so many folks just don't get the issue.

They are ILLEGALLY in this country, period.  No one said they can't come in, just have to do it legally.


They can't do it legally.  It's simply not possible.

So yeah, you can count yourself among those who just don't get the issue.
 
2014-02-12 02:24:45 PM  
Bleh.  Stupid reading.  Yeah, this is the activists' interpretation that it would "include" public toilets.  I'm not too hip on illegal aliens getting tuition paid by public coffers (or even in-state rates).  The toilet is just...silly, yes.
 
2014-02-12 02:25:00 PM  
No person is illegal!
 
2014-02-12 02:25:30 PM  
Seel has admitted his bill isn't likely to pass. In fact, it hasn't even been assigned to a committee for a hearing, which is the first step in moving any bill toward a vote. However, Seel said he felt the need to introduce it to make a statement.

So basically you are collecting a generous salary, healthcare and pension plan courtesy of taxpayer dollars AND tying up public resources just to be an obnoxious sh*thead.

Way to be "conservative", sh*tcock.
 
2014-02-12 02:25:51 PM  

Dog Man: Christ, what an asshole.


Wrong thread holmes.
 
2014-02-12 02:25:59 PM  

DarkVader: btfoom: I can't understand how so many folks just don't get the issue.

They are ILLEGALLY in this country, period.  No one said they can't come in, just have to do it legally.

They can't do it legally.  It's simply not possible.

So yeah, you can count yourself among those who just don't get the issue.


Like yourself

/sovereignty, how does it work?
 
2014-02-12 02:26:07 PM  

Joe Blowme: FTA: "for anyone who's in Arizona illegally to use any public resource."

Maybe the "Latino activists" need to pick a country to be apart of and stick with it.


They did, asswipe.
How do you determine if a Latino person is here legally?
PAPIEREN BITTE
 
2014-02-12 02:26:31 PM  
The joke's on them, he only uses gold toilets.
 
2014-02-12 02:26:32 PM  
We use words like "toilet", "crapper", "shaitter". We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something.  You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who pisses and craps in the public bathroom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it! I would rather you just said "gracias", and via con Dios.
 
2014-02-12 02:26:34 PM  

Joe Blowme: need to pick a country to be apart of


adverbs, how do they work?
 
2014-02-12 02:27:19 PM  

Spirit Hammer: No person is illegal!


True fact!  But their status is that they are residing in the United States illegally, and they are aliens to the U.S. (i.e. non-citizens) and therefore "illegal aliens".
 
2014-02-12 02:27:30 PM  

here to help: Seel has admitted his bill isn't likely to pass. In fact, it hasn't even been assigned to a committee for a hearing, which is the first step in moving any bill toward a vote. However, Seel said he felt the need to introduce it to make a statement.

So basically you are collecting a generous salary, healthcare and pension plan courtesy of taxpayer dollars AND tying up public resources just to be an obnoxious sh*thead.

Way to be "conservative", sh*tcock.


As opposed to a $12,000 dress and heating a big tent in the dead of winter in DC? Waste like that?
 
2014-02-12 02:27:43 PM  

I Like Shiny Things: Dog Man: Christ, what an asshole.

Wrong thread holmes.


Yeah, Christ sounds pretty OK. Most of his followers are the assholes.
 
2014-02-12 02:29:22 PM  
Damn latrinos.
 
2014-02-12 02:29:53 PM  

Begoggle: Joe Blowme: FTA: "for anyone who's in Arizona illegally to use any public resource."

Maybe the "Latino activists" need to pick a country to be apart of and stick with it.

They did, asswipe.
How do you determine if a Latino person is here legally?
PAPIEREN BITTE


If they did they would be Americans not racist "Latino activist"

Same way you determine if they are here illegally.
 
2014-02-12 02:30:28 PM  
If you read the law, it doesn't actually prohibit them from using the bathroom, it just prohibits them from moving into one with their 11 relatives, as they're known to do.
 
2014-02-12 02:30:45 PM  

Cashew: Damn latrinos.


shiat, I don't care who you are that's funny
 
2014-02-12 02:31:14 PM  

Joe Blowme: FTA: "for anyone who's in Arizona illegally to use any public resource."

Maybe the "Latino activists" need to pick a country to be apart of and stick with it.


I live in Arizona. You just try sneaking into Mexico illegally. You'll get a pot to s*#t in, along with a nice jail cell with your new friend they call
"Big Raul"...

Sorry, no sympathy for non tax paying illegal immigrants.
 
2014-02-12 02:31:29 PM  

Joe Blowme: Begoggle: Joe Blowme: FTA: "for anyone who's in Arizona illegally to use any public resource."

Maybe the "Latino activists" need to pick a country to be apart of and stick with it.

They did, asswipe.
How do you determine if a Latino person is here legally?
PAPIEREN BITTE

If they did they would be Americans not racist "Latino activist"

Same way you determine if they are here illegally.


0/10
 
2014-02-12 02:31:33 PM  

stevarooni: Spirit Hammer: No person is illegal!

True fact!  But their status is that they are residing in the United States illegally, and they are aliens to the U.S. (i.e. non-citizens) and therefore "illegal aliens".


Sorry. My picture fell off.
LeaveBrittnyAlone.jpg
 
2014-02-12 02:32:04 PM  

dpzum1: Joe Blowme: FTA: "for anyone who's in Arizona illegally to use any public resource."

Maybe the "Latino activists" need to pick a country to be apart of and stick with it.

I live in Arizona. You just try sneaking into Mexico illegally. You'll get a pot to s*#t in, along with a nice jail cell with your new friend they call
"Big Raul"...

Sorry, no sympathy for non tax paying illegal immigrants.


Thats just racist and evil
 
2014-02-12 02:32:49 PM  
So is anyone gonna post pics of whites only bathroom from Jim Crow south?
 
2014-02-12 02:33:13 PM  

DarkVader: btfoom: I can't understand how so many folks just don't get the issue.

They are ILLEGALLY in this country, period.  No one said they can't come in, just have to do it legally.

They can't do it legally.  It's simply not possible.

So yeah, you can count yourself among those who just don't get the issue.


You are wrong. There is a process for everyone who wants to come here. On the other hand, if they're criminals, looking to escape justice in their own country, that may make it hard...
 
2014-02-12 02:34:30 PM  

dpzum1: Sorry, no sympathy for non tax paying illegal immigrants.


how do they manage to avoid AZ sales tax?
 
2014-02-12 02:35:07 PM  
I think Mexico should retaliate by passing a similar law.  Talk about Montezuma's revenge!
 
2014-02-12 02:35:16 PM  

rkiller1: We use words like "toilet", "crapper", "shaitter". We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something.  You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who pisses and craps in the public bathroom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it! I would rather you just said "gracias", and via con Dios.


Simply brilliant.
 
2014-02-12 02:35:25 PM  

Joe Blowme: sovereignty, how does it work?


Enlighten us. Please, proceed.



www.lib.utexas.edu
 
2014-02-12 02:35:58 PM  

stevarooni: Yeah, I'm about as anti-illegal alien as they come and I think this is a dick move.  Not allowing illegal aliens to use the restroom?  That's just...come on!


It's like they're deliberately trying to lose so badly that we swing to the other extreme of no Immigration or Border controls whatsoever.
 
2014-02-12 02:36:21 PM  
Anyone else notice that one activist is doing "bunny ears" over another in the group photo?
 
2014-02-12 02:36:28 PM  

Boojum2k: btfoom: I can't understand how so many folks just don't get the issue.

They are ILLEGALLY in this country, period.  No one said they can't come in, just have to do it legally.

They get it, but it doesn't help their cause, so they throw a bunch of FUD about racism and being anti-immigration instead of confronting that fact.


Republicans LOVE "illegal" immigrants. They are a workforce that can be paid slave wages, have absolutely no bargaining leverage to change anything, can't vote against them and act as a bogeyman to scare cranky, stupid old white people who can vote FOR them.

If they really wanted to fix illegal immigration they would be all for an amnesty program where if you could PROVE you've been in the country for over a specific amount of time (let's say three years) and have not a) gotten in sh*t with the law and b) have managed to sustain yourself for that time then you're in. Add a five year probationary period if you want so that if they do break the law they get booted. Most of those "illegals" just want to work and not have to deal with the mess that is Mexico these days... which I might add wouldn't be such a damned sh*thole without the US WOD.
 
2014-02-12 02:36:44 PM  

dpzum1: DarkVader: btfoom: I can't understand how so many folks just don't get the issue.

They are ILLEGALLY in this country, period.  No one said they can't come in, just have to do it legally.

They can't do it legally.  It's simply not possible.

So yeah, you can count yourself among those who just don't get the issue.

You are wrong. There is a process for everyone who wants to come here. On the other hand, if they're criminals, looking to escape justice in their own country, that may make it hard...


And the process is long and expensive for most cases.
 
2014-02-12 02:37:45 PM  

Isitoveryet: dpzum1: Sorry, no sympathy for non tax paying illegal immigrants.

how do they manage to avoid AZ sales tax?


...sorry...should have said "income tax"
 
2014-02-12 02:39:34 PM  

Joe Blowme: As opposed to a $12,000 dress and heating a big tent in the dead of winter in DC? Waste like that?


Yeah... I have no idea what you are referring to but considering your past musings here on the fark dot coms discussion pages it's likely incredibly moronic and/our an outright falsehood.

But you stay awesome, Joe.
 
2014-02-12 02:39:37 PM  

btfoom: I can't understand how so many folks just don't get the issue.

They are ILLEGALLY in this country, period.  No one said they can't come in, just have to do it legally.


Most of the so-called "illegals" are people who entered the US legally and overstayed their visas.  So guess what?  They did "come in" legally.
 
2014-02-12 02:40:08 PM  

dpzum1: Isitoveryet: dpzum1: Sorry, no sympathy for non tax paying illegal immigrants.

how do they manage to avoid AZ sales tax?

...sorry...should have said "income tax"


well now, lets not devalue the benefits of sales tax to the glorious state of Arizona.
revenue which may even be put towards maintenance and upkeep of public restrooms.
 
2014-02-12 02:40:31 PM  

here to help: If they really wanted to fix illegal immigration they would be all for an amnesty program


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immigration_Reform_and_Control_Act_of_1 98 6
 
2014-02-12 02:42:06 PM  

here to help: Joe Blowme: As opposed to a $12,000 dress and heating a big tent in the dead of winter in DC? Waste like that?

Yeah... I have no idea what you are referring to...


This may help:  http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2557639/Michelle-Obama-cove r s-famous-arms-12-000-Carolina-Herrera-gown-White-House-state-dinner.ht ml
 
2014-02-12 02:43:05 PM  

Boojum2k: here to help: If they really wanted to fix illegal immigration they would be all for an amnesty program

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immigration_Reform_and_Control_Act_of_1 98 6


Maybe repeating that process precisely with no alterations will fix the problem for once and for all?
 
2014-02-12 02:43:23 PM  

Turbo Cojones: Most of the so-called "illegals" are people who entered the US legally and overstayed their visas.


At which point they are no longer here legally. Hence, "illegal."

Don't mistreat them, just send them back home and let them come back legally. If home is such a hellhole, well, it's on our border so that would be a national security matter, so we'd need to help, fix, or annex Mexico, whatever it takes to make it livable.
 
2014-02-12 02:44:12 PM  
I am a conservative libertarian, and this is about the stupidest thing I have ever heard...  I want secure borders, I hate the idea of amnesty, but even I want illegals to use the farking restrooms...    They are here, so we either let them use the restrooms like civilized people living in civilization, or we get ready for shiat in the streets...
 
2014-02-12 02:44:19 PM  

Boojum2k: here to help: If they really wanted to fix illegal immigration they would be all for an amnesty program

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Immigration_Reform_and_Control_Act_of_1 98 6


Uh... 1986 was almost thirty years ago... and Reagan would be considered a RINO if not a libby mclibturd by today's GOP standards.

Do you not understand that this is an article about a present day conservative trying to pass unnecessary and oppressive laws simply to score points with bigots?
 
2014-02-12 02:44:21 PM  

stevarooni: Maybe repeating that process precisely with no alterations will fix the problem for once and for all?


Doing the same thing over and over again hoping for a different result is the definition of success, isn't it?
 
2014-02-12 02:44:46 PM  

dpzum1: Isitoveryet: dpzum1: Sorry, no sympathy for non tax paying illegal immigrants.

how do they manage to avoid AZ sales tax?

...sorry...should have said "income tax"


Ummm. There is plenty of S.S. fraud and lots actually do have income tax deductions taken but will never file a return. So yeah, many probably pay more than lots of us do.
 
2014-02-12 02:45:43 PM  
They should just piss on Republicans instead.
 
2014-02-12 02:45:51 PM  

Joe Blowme: here to help: Seel has admitted his bill isn't likely to pass. In fact, it hasn't even been assigned to a committee for a hearing, which is the first step in moving any bill toward a vote. However, Seel said he felt the need to introduce it to make a statement.

So basically you are collecting a generous salary, healthcare and pension plan courtesy of taxpayer dollars AND tying up public resources just to be an obnoxious sh*thead.

Way to be "conservative", sh*tcock.

As opposed to a $12,000 dress and heating a big tent in the dead of winter in DC? Waste like that?


I'm guessing you think they should run the President of France over to the local McDonald's drive-thru?

It was probably just fine with you when Bush sent a pallet with $20 Billion in cash to Iraq because NOT WASTE when we do it!

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2011/06/19/missing-iraq-money-may-be-as-m uc h-as-18-billion/
 
2014-02-12 02:45:59 PM  
They're not all day labors standing outside home depot working for cash.
 
2014-02-12 02:46:06 PM  
"Here señor, we know you need the help so we do our part."
 
2014-02-12 02:46:41 PM  

here to help: and Reagan would be considered a RINO if not a libby mclibturd by today's GOP standards.


Not really.

here to help: Do you not understand that this is an article about a present day conservative trying to pass unnecessary and oppressive laws simply to score points with bigots?


Hey, I called it right from the start! Predictable FUD is predictable.
 
2014-02-12 02:47:21 PM  

purple kool-aid and a jigger of formaldehyde: They're not all day laborers standing outside home depot working for cash.


Right, some are working at textile factories.
 
2014-02-12 02:48:08 PM  
I can't wait until Rep. Carl Seel wakes up to a giant steaming turd on his front lawn, courtesy of an illegal immigrant.

/Isn't this a basic human rights issue?  Not just the toilets, but roads and all that?  Send in the UN!
 
2014-02-12 02:48:32 PM  
Wait til this guy wants to get his bathroom tiled.
 
2014-02-12 02:48:44 PM  

Boojum2k: btfoom: I can't understand how so many folks just don't get the issue.

They are ILLEGALLY in this country, period.  No one said they can't come in, just have to do it legally.

They get it, but it doesn't help their cause, so they throw a bunch of FUD about racism and being anti-immigration instead of confronting that fact.


So if Canadians were coming into this country illegally in the same numbers as Hispanics do you think they would get the same sorts of treatment?
 
2014-02-12 02:49:32 PM  

rkiller1: here to help: Joe Blowme: As opposed to a $12,000 dress and heating a big tent in the dead of winter in DC? Waste like that?

Yeah... I have no idea what you are referring to...

This may help:  http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2557639/Michelle-Obama-cove r s-famous-arms-12-000-Carolina-Herrera-gown-White-House-state-dinner.ht ml


Hmm... nowhere in that article does it say that it was paid for by taxpayers. So our friend Joe was indeed being a moron. I guess it would be inappropriate to point out any high fashion items conservative first ladies have worn over the years... yanno... because they aren't black... and therefore I would be a racist for pointing it out.
 
2014-02-12 02:50:35 PM  
Your honor, if it pleases the court, allow me to enter as state's evidence one mason jar of illegal alien pee.
 
2014-02-12 02:50:41 PM  

Boojum2k: here to help: and Reagan would be considered a RINO if not a libby mclibturd by today's GOP standards.

Not really.

here to help: Do you not understand that this is an article about a present day conservative trying to pass unnecessary and oppressive laws simply to score points with bigots?

Hey, I called it right from the start! Predictable FUD is predictable.


Yes he would be.

And if the shoe fits... actions speak a lot louder than hollow of words of "I'm not a bigot, I just don't want the illegals. But I'm going to assume every Latino looking person is and require their papers, but I'm not a bigot I promise. I know a Martinez (I just don't want to live next door to house with 12 of them in it)"
 
2014-02-12 02:51:08 PM  

penguinfark: So if Canadians were coming into this country illegally in the same numbers as Hispanics do you think they would get the same sorts of treatment?


Perhaps, but they better speak English, not that French mumbo jumbo.
 
2014-02-12 02:51:27 PM  

penguinfark: So if Canadians were coming into this country illegally in the same numbers as Hispanics do you think they would get the same sorts of treatment?


Yes.
 
2014-02-12 02:52:09 PM  
Sorry what? I was distracted by this picture in the sidebar.
images.outbrain.com
 
2014-02-12 02:54:34 PM  

Boojum2k: Not really.


Riiiiight....

Boojum2k: Hey, I called it right from the start! Predictable FUD is predictable.


Is this some cutesey new republitard insult for liberals? I'm a social liberal and a fiscal conservative. Neither party is either one of those things. One however is shamelessly and consistently evil and have absolutely nothing to bring to the table except hate and idiocy leaving any sane non-assholes stuck supporting the other dildos. Cut the sh*t and maybe people will stop mocking you.
 
2014-02-12 02:55:17 PM  

Boojum2k: penguinfark: So if Canadians were coming into this country illegally in the same numbers as Hispanics do you think they would get the same sorts of treatment?

Yes.


But they are a lot harder to pick out. I guess if you have hockey gear in your car then you're a suspect.
 
2014-02-12 02:55:25 PM  

Boojum2k:

Hey, I called it right from the start! Predictable FUD is predictable.

Predictable, AND spicy.



www.fudusa.com
 
2014-02-12 02:56:13 PM  

Maul555: I am a conservative libertarian, and this is about the stupidest thing I have ever heard...  I want secure borders, I hate the idea of amnesty, but even I want illegals to use the farking restrooms...


Yeah, you need to listen better (as did I).  As per the article:

House Bill 2192, authored by Rep. Carl Seel, would make it a crime - a serious misdemeanor on first offense, and a felony on second and subsequent offenses - for anyone who's in Arizona illegally to use any public resource.

So, no, not targeting restrooms by any means.
 
2014-02-12 02:57:20 PM  

purple kool-aid and a jigger of formaldehyde: Yes he would be.


Seriously, no. I know this is the latest groupthink talking point, at least for those who aren't still shrieking about how evil Reagan was, but the modern GOP is less conservative in many ways, particularly socially. Do they still have the far-right types making noise? Yep. But the left has as many blithering idiots in political power. The major portion of both parties is still fairly moderate.
Hell, redo the immigration act of 1986 and add more enforcement with requirements for Mexico to match to reduce that enforcement. Carrot and stick approach.
 
2014-02-12 02:57:23 PM  

toomuchwhargarbl: They should just piss on Republicans instead.


"I don't even know if I'm sitting on a toilet. All I know is, it was very cold and very white. Could have been a snowbank. Could have been a republican."
encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com
 
2014-02-12 02:57:26 PM  
Ummm, they're here illegally. Wouldn't anything they do be considered illegal?
 
2014-02-12 02:58:22 PM  

here to help: I'm a social liberal and a fiscal conservative. Neither party is either one of those things.


Hey, we're on the same page now!
 
2014-02-12 02:59:57 PM  

btfoom: I can't understand how so many folks just don't get the issue.

They are ILLEGALLY in this country, period.  No one said they can't come in, just have to do it legally.


You are one of the people you are talking about who doesn't get the issue. You may think you do. You may work yourself into a lather over it. But you very clearly do not understand it.
 
2014-02-12 03:01:24 PM  

btfoom: I can't understand how so many folks just don't get the issue.

They are ILLEGALLY in this country, period.  No one said they can't come in, just have to do it legally.


0/10

Unless you're in favor of blowing up the entire existing naturalization process and starting over; then you get 3/10.
 
2014-02-12 03:02:03 PM  

Nick Nostril: Ummm, they're here illegally. Wouldn't anything they do be considered illegal?


Not really, no. It's a civil matter, not a criminal one, so the solution is to get them in the system or deport them, depending on the circumstances. They should be held liable for criminal actions they do perform while here, but otherwise, no, they aren't committing crimes just by existing.
The problem with the proposed law is that it's unenforceable, for starters.
 
2014-02-12 03:03:38 PM  

gshepnyc: btfoom: I can't understand how so many folks just don't get the issue.

They are ILLEGALLY in this country, period.  No one said they can't come in, just have to do it legally.

You are one of the people you are talking about who doesn't get the issue. You may think you do. You may work yourself into a lather over it. But you very clearly do not understand it.


Serious question: please explain how he just doesn't get "the issue?"  Is it possible you two are talking about different issues?  You want human dignity for all, and he wants laws equally applied?  Is equality the issue or something else?
 
2014-02-12 03:04:15 PM  

Boojum2k: Seriously, no. I know this is the latest groupthink talking point, at least for those who aren't still shrieking about how evil Reagan was, but the modern GOP is less conservative in many ways, particularly socially. Do they still have the far-right types making noise? Yep. But the left has as many blithering idiots in political power. The major portion of both parties is still fairly moderate.


Oh, Boojster. Do you get paid for this drivel or is it just a hobby? The 1980's repubs merely used the fundies and bigots as a vote machine but only threw them the odd policy bone. Now they prop them up as candidates who unfortunately get elected. Yes, the old guard likely aren't pleased with the monster they have created because it is costing them dearly but I feel no sympathy for them. This is what happens when you make deals with the devil.
 
2014-02-12 03:04:19 PM  
stevarooni:
House Bill 2192, authored by Rep. Carl Seel, would make it a crime - a serious misdemeanor on first offense, and a felony on second and subsequent offenses - for anyone who's in Arizona illegally to use any public resource.

So, no, not targeting restrooms by any means.


For the benefit of anyone who didn't read the article, then didn't read your post, I'll repeat.  Important distinction between the article and subby's techincally true yet misleading headline.
 
2014-02-12 03:04:44 PM  

Joe Blowme: dpzum1: Joe Blowme: FTA: "for anyone who's in Arizona illegally to use any public resource."

Maybe the "Latino activists" need to pick a country to be apart of and stick with it.

I live in Arizona. You just try sneaking into Mexico illegally. You'll get a pot to s*#t in, along with a nice jail cell with your new friend they call
"Big Raul"...

Sorry, no sympathy for non tax paying illegal immigrants.

Thats just racist and evil


Wow. A conservative circle jerk AND a pity party. XD
 
2014-02-12 03:05:38 PM  
i think he just crossed a line...
 
2014-02-12 03:07:05 PM  

Maud Dib: Boojum2k:

Hey, I called it right from the start! Predictable FUD is predictable.

Predictable, AND spicy.

[www.fudusa.com image 230x302]


stupid cats...

img8.imageshack.us
 
2014-02-12 03:07:37 PM  
Well at least they work harder than all those damn Puerto Ricans from that welfare state of a craphole island.
 
2014-02-12 03:09:26 PM  

btfoom: I can't understand how so many folks just don't get the issue.

They are ILLEGALLY in this country, period.  No one said they can't come in, just have to do it legally.


Are you here legally?
Show us the papers proving you are, before you can use our public facilities.
 
2014-02-12 03:10:35 PM  
This week I've heard:
1. AZ right winger wants to make it illegal for illegal immigrants to use public restrooms.
2. Florida right wingers make it illegal for homeless people to use blankets.
3. Maine right winger Gov. opposes life saving drug because he doesn't like the people who would get it.
4. Kansas right wingers in the state house press to make it legal to discriminate against gay people.

Conservatives deserve every bit of hate they get aimed at them. There is just no way to accept a political movement that has so given itself over to the joyful infliction of needless cruelty. No farking wonder they have to make voting harder. Cheating is the only option they will have left.
 
2014-02-12 03:10:40 PM  

Boojum2k: here to help: I'm a social liberal and a fiscal conservative. Neither party is either one of those things.

Hey, we're on the same page now!


Well I'm always happy to have a rational discussion with my conservative friends here on Fark and despite my reputation you'd be surprised at how conservative I really am. However, I'm sorry, you have never struck me as a rational conservative. Non stop talking points and nonsensical attacks against those "dirty libs" just aren't productive political discourse.

I mean... do you really think what this fellow has done here is a good use of government time/money? Would you really consider it "conservative"? The guy said himself he didn't expect the law to pass so why put it out there other than to further his own slimy agenda and create an even bigger wedge between citizens?
 
2014-02-12 03:11:24 PM  

here to help: The 1980's repubs merely used the fundies and bigots as a vote machine but only threw them the odd policy bone. Now they prop them up as candidates who unfortunately get elected.


2000 elections Democrats said "If only you had nominated McCain we'd have voted for him, he's a war hero and a moderate"
2008 elections Democrats said "If only you had nominated Romney we'd have voted for him, he was governor of Massachusetts and a moderate"
2012 elections was Huntsman's turn in the Democrat's Favorite Republican barrel.

Meanwhile, we had Dubya, who was as in favor of civil unions as Kerry, and moreso than Obama until 2010 or so.

No, we haven't seen some walk to the right nationally by the GOP. State-wise, you get good ones and bad ones, but for every Todd Akin there's a Sheila Jackson Lee.

Bot sides are roughly as good as each other, vote for the one you like best. But please stop trying to rewrite history, Orwell wrote a warning not a guidebook.
 
2014-02-12 03:11:48 PM  
Sure, the activists gave it to the legals, but who'll install it

My wife complains about the exicans here.But to me it's nice, they speak English better than I do.It is the highest percentage Hispanic population in the U.S.. Now going to Texas to visit family, you get a lot of arrogant, uneducated ones there, that make me glad I moved away.

/reading next months visit.
 
2014-02-12 03:12:00 PM  

Begoggle: Are you here legally?
Show us the papers proving you are, before you can use our public facilities.


Right that's the only way it could work. Just like you have to prove you aren't a sex offender when you go to the playground.
 
2014-02-12 03:12:32 PM  
If we made it illegal for illegals to consume any food or liquid then all of our immigration problems would resolve themselves with a week!
 
2014-02-12 03:13:00 PM  

Begoggle: btfoom: I can't understand how so many folks just don't get the issue.

They are ILLEGALLY in this country, period.  No one said they can't come in, just have to do it legally.

Are you here legally?
Show us the papers proving you are, before you can use our public facilities.


You know that's exactly what I had to do before I entered/left France last year.  They stamped my passport before I got in, and they checked how long I was there before I left.   So I got to use many of their public facilities, including the Eiffel Tower bathroom.
 
2014-02-12 03:13:59 PM  

here to help: However, I'm sorry, you have never struck me as a rational conservative.


Mainly because you have as much conservative in you as Jeb Eddy.

here to help: I mean... do you really think what this fellow has done here is a good use of government time/money?


I noted the law was unenforceable, and therefore stupid. Doesn't mean I agree with the open borders idiots.
 
2014-02-12 03:14:33 PM  

Smingleigh: But if they outlaw illegal immigrants using public toilets, then only outlaw illegal immigrants will use public toilets!


From my cold dead hands!
 
2014-02-12 03:15:06 PM  

rkiller1: Begoggle: btfoom: I can't understand how so many folks just don't get the issue.

They are ILLEGALLY in this country, period.  No one said they can't come in, just have to do it legally.

Are you here legally?
Show us the papers proving you are, before you can use our public facilities.

You know that's exactly what I had to do before I entered/left France last year.  They stamped my passport before I got in, and they checked how long I was there before I left.   So I got to use many of their public facilities, including the Eiffel Tower bathroom.


you haven't lived until you've used the bathroom in the basement of the Alamo.
 
2014-02-12 03:15:39 PM  

HighZoolander: btfoom: I can't understand how so many folks just don't get the issue.

They are ILLEGALLY in this country, period.  No one said they can't come in, just have to do it legally.


So  is the plan to set up a sting operation at a public restroom, and ask anyone who looks illegal to show papers?


Yes...but BEFORE they use the bathroom!!
Never pass up an opportunity for entertainment.

Seriously though, it seems like they will pass ALL the laws except the one that punishes the businesses that actually do hire illegals.


/I know one of you smart alecs is going to link to such a law
//now how about 'enforcing' said law
///stop linking
 
2014-02-12 03:16:09 PM  

here to help: Republicans LOVE "illegal" immigrants. They are a workforce that can be paid slave wages, have absolutely no bargaining leverage to change anything, can't vote against them and act as a bogeyman to scare cranky, stupid old white people who can vote FOR them.


This.

Immigration is just like Abortion for the Republicans. It's a an issue they use to bash Democrats in order to get elected. They don't give a shiat about either of those two except for political purposes. Otherwise, they would have tried to fix/stop them when they controlled Congress and the White House. Just like they've tried to repeal the ACA 40+ times. It's all show and it's done in an attempt to get elected. Fark the GOP and it's ignorant ass supporters.
 
2014-02-12 03:16:22 PM  

Stone Meadow: Silly? Really, subby? Sounds pretty farking appropriate to me.

/could be wrong, tho...dnrtfa


America in a nutshell:  "Sounds good to me, even though I freely and proudly admit I have no idea WTF I'm talking about."
 
2014-02-12 03:16:29 PM  

Isitoveryet: rkiller1: Begoggle: btfoom: I can't understand how so many folks just don't get the issue.

They are ILLEGALLY in this country, period.  No one said they can't come in, just have to do it legally.

Are you here legally?
Show us the papers proving you are, before you can use our public facilities.

You know that's exactly what I had to do before I entered/left France last year.  They stamped my passport before I got in, and they checked how long I was there before I left.   So I got to use many of their public facilities, including the Eiffel Tower bathroom.

you haven't lived until you've used the bathroom in the basement of the Alamo.


So you DO remember the Alamo.
 
2014-02-12 03:19:10 PM  
Oh great. Somewhere in AZ, a Latino is squatting over a hole in the floor.
 
2014-02-12 03:21:03 PM  

gshepnyc: This week I've heard:
1. AZ right winger wants to make it illegal for illegal immigrants to use public restrooms.
2. Florida right wingers make it illegal for homeless people to use blankets.
3. Maine right winger Gov. opposes life saving drug because he doesn't like the people who would get it.
4. Kansas right wingers in the state house press to make it legal to discriminate against gay people.

Conservatives deserve every bit of hate they get aimed at them. There is just no way to accept a political movement that has so given itself over to the joyful infliction of needless cruelty. No farking wonder they have to make voting harder. Cheating is the only option they will have left.


When a group gets this noisy with outlandish behavior, you have to believe they're considering other factors.  What they are, who knows.  Perhaps by conceding to debt ceiling changes, they believe they're owed favors and this is what they all came up with?  Perhaps they have no intention of passing these crazy laws but are priming their liberal counterparts to concede to something less crazyballs?
 
2014-02-12 03:21:14 PM  

penguinfark: Boojum2k: btfoom: I can't understand how so many folks just don't get the issue.

They are ILLEGALLY in this country, period.  No one said they can't come in, just have to do it legally.

They get it, but it doesn't help their cause, so they throw a bunch of FUD about racism and being anti-immigration instead of confronting that fact.

So if Canadians were coming into this country illegally in the same numbers as Hispanics do you think they would get the same sorts of treatment?


Jesus, don't give them any ideas!
 
2014-02-12 03:21:24 PM  

rkiller1: Begoggle: btfoom: I can't understand how so many folks just don't get the issue.

They are ILLEGALLY in this country, period.  No one said they can't come in, just have to do it legally.

Are you here legally?
Show us the papers proving you are, before you can use our public facilities.

You know that's exactly what I had to do before I entered/left France last year.  They stamped my passport before I got in, and they checked how long I was there before I left.   So I got to use many of their public facilities, including the Eiffel Tower bathroom.


You did not need to get a visa prior going to France, all you needed was a passport.  Even if a Mexican has a passport they have to get a visa.

Here is a list of countries that can come to the US without a visa.

http://www.immihelp.com/visa-waiver-program/
Oddly enough the majority are lily white with some only a lighter shade of brown or yellow.
 
2014-02-12 03:24:07 PM  

penguinfark: Boojum2k: btfoom: I can't understand how so many folks just don't get the issue.

They are ILLEGALLY in this country, period.  No one said they can't come in, just have to do it legally.

They get it, but it doesn't help their cause, so they throw a bunch of FUD about racism and being anti-immigration instead of confronting that fact.

So if Canadians were coming into this country illegally in the same numbers as Hispanics do you think they would get the same sorts of treatment?


Also, vaguely related, you reminded me of this poor behavior from Canada:
http://www.torontolife.com/informer/people/2014/02/11/avery-edison-t or onto-airport/
I'd hope she would have received better treatment in the U.S., but I doubt it. Haters suck.
 
2014-02-12 03:24:42 PM  

Perducci: That might take a way a union job. Can't have that.


Not a problem in Arizona.  The state is pretty anti-union.
 
2014-02-12 03:26:00 PM  

Maud Dib: Joe Blowme: sovereignty, how does it work?

Enlighten us. Please, proceed.

[www.lib.utexas.edu image 850x651]


eatrio.net
 
2014-02-12 03:26:12 PM  
This thread is turbocharged with about 10psi of 'tard.

/ potatoes per square inch
 
2014-02-12 03:26:48 PM  

Boojum2k: 2000 elections Democrats said "If only you had nominated McCain we'd have voted for him, he's a war hero and a moderate"
2008 elections Democrats said "If only you had nominated Romney we'd have voted for him, he was governor of Massachusetts and a moderate"



lol... WTF are you talking about? Why the hell would a democrat vote for any of those guys? They're f*cking DEMOCRATS!

Did you mean "liberal" or "left leaning moderate"?

Still though, I respect McCain and I think he could have done a decent job IF he wasn't tied to that god awful party. A perfect example of the man's principles shining through despite his marching orders was when he denounced the "Aey-rab" statement from that crazy lady. But he went right along with it up until then. He obviously knew it was wrong but did it anyway and when his conscious couldn't deal with it he spoke out at the worst possible time. And what did he get for his honesty? Booed... by his OWN SUPPORTERS!!!

Romney was just evil incarnate. There was absolutely nothing good about that guy and every time he spoke it was like he was talking down to everyone like the smarmy POS he is. He only cares about himself and made it perfectly clear he only holds contempt for anyone not with his own social strata. The sad part is the republican base are so blinded with hatred and ignorance they did not recognize this... and that is the scariest part of all.

The republicans need a complete overhaul and frankly I would LOVE to see that happen because their current insanity is allowing the so called "leftist" party move further and further right and tossing more and more resources at big business and nefarious authoritarian bullsh*t.

This is turning things into a ONE party system and THAT is f*cked. Completely f*cked.
 
2014-02-12 03:27:21 PM  

theflatline: Are you here legally?
Show us the papers proving you are, before you can use our public facilities.

You know that's exactly what I had to do before I entered/left France last year. They stamped my passport before I got in, and they checked how long I was there before I left. So I got to use many of their public facilities, including the Eiffel Tower bathroom.

You did not need to get a visa prior going to France, all you needed was a passport.


Yes, I provided papers (my passport is made of paper) before I got in.  No papers, no entry.  No entry, no free crappers.
 
2014-02-12 03:28:22 PM  

skozlaw: This thread is turbocharged with about 10psi of 'tard.

/ potatoes per square inch


Can I get cheese on those hashbrowns?  :D

/nomnom
 
2014-02-12 03:28:34 PM  

here to help: is allowing the so called "leftist" party move further and further right


Aaaand so much for your fiscal conservative claim.
 
2014-02-12 03:30:05 PM  

DarkVader: btfoom: I can't understand how so many folks just don't get the issue.

They are ILLEGALLY in this country, period.  No one said they can't come in, just have to do it legally.

They can't do it legally.  It's simply not possible.

So yeah, you can count yourself among those who just don't get the issue.



I've worked with lots of people here (in the US) on visas.  It's not impossible.  It may be difficult, but in either case -- difficult or impossible -- so be it.  It's not like there's some inalienable right to move to whatever country you feel like moving to.  If you disagree or feel the system is too restrictive, then (through your representatives in Congress) change the law.
 
2014-02-12 03:30:28 PM  

rkiller1: You did not need to get a visa prior going to France, all you needed was a passport.

Yes, I provided papers (my passport is made of paper) before I got in. No papers, no entry. No entry, no free crappers.


So are you really suggesting that it would be a valid use of resources for the US to have bathroom police to check the identity of everyone before they use a public toilet? (ps. no cheating and suggesting just stop the brown ones)
 
2014-02-12 03:30:54 PM  

Boojum2k: Doesn't mean I agree with the open borders idiots.


Did I say I was? Did I say you weren't?

NOW who's the idiot?

If you want to be a dumbass extremist go right ahead. Just stop crying about sh*t when you have zero real solutions and can't even be bothered to look at problems intelligently and objectively.
 
2014-02-12 03:32:49 PM  

rkiller1: We use words like "toilet", "crapper", "shaitter". We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something.  You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who pisses and craps in the public bathroom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it! I would rather you just said "gracias", and via con Dios.


YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE POOP!
 
2014-02-12 03:33:23 PM  

theflatline: Oddly enough the majority are lily white with some only a lighter shade of brown or yellow.


So you see that list and what pops into your head has to do with race? Any other reason you can think of as to why those countries are in the program?
 
2014-02-12 03:33:29 PM  

here to help: If you want to be a dumbass extremist go right ahead.


Nah, you've got that covered.

Snark aside, you're okay. You remind me of Newmoonpuppyhead back in the day, great guy, solidly on the left and made good arguments.
 
2014-02-12 03:33:37 PM  

navanax: Stone Meadow: Silly? Really, subby? Sounds pretty farking appropriate to me.

/could be wrong, tho...dnrtfa

America in a nutshell:  "Sounds good to me, even though I freely and proudly admit I have no idea WTF I'm talking about."


Somebody sounds really, REALLY concerned.
 
2014-02-12 03:34:30 PM  

monoski: rkiller1: You did not need to get a visa prior going to France, all you needed was a passport.

Yes, I provided papers (my passport is made of paper) before I got in. No papers, no entry. No entry, no free crappers.

So are you really suggesting that it would be a valid use of resources for the US to have bathroom police to check the identity of everyone before they use a public toilet? (ps. no cheating and suggesting just stop the brown ones)



Of course not.  For one, bathrooms weren't the focus of the law in TFA, they're just an example of the most extreme possible interpretation of the law.  The real idea is probably more like a marijuana "tax" in states where it's illegal anyway -- i.e., it's a law designed to tack an additional charge on a person who is arrested for some other reason.
 
2014-02-12 03:34:32 PM  

monoski: rkiller1: You did not need to get a visa prior going to France, all you needed was a passport.

Yes, I provided papers (my passport is made of paper) before I got in. No papers, no entry. No entry, no free crappers.

So are you really suggesting that it would be a valid use of resources for the US to have bathroom police to check the identity of everyone before they use a public toilet? (ps. no cheating and suggesting just stop the brown ones)


Yes, that's EXACTLY what I'm saying.
And your crack about the "brown ones" is a superb bum pun.  +1 Internets for you today!
 
2014-02-12 03:34:36 PM  

Boojum2k: penguinfark: Boojum2k: btfoom: I can't understand how so many folks just don't get the issue.

They are ILLEGALLY in this country, period.  No one said they can't come in, just have to do it legally.

They get it, but it doesn't help their cause, so they throw a bunch of FUD about racism and being anti-immigration instead of confronting that fact.

So if Canadians were coming into this country illegally in the same numbers as Hispanics do you think they would get the same sorts of treatment?

Also, vaguely related, you reminded me of this poor behavior from Canada:
http://www.torontolife.com/informer/people/2014/02/11/avery-edison-t or onto-airport/
I'd hope she would have received better treatment in the U.S., but I doubt it. Haters suck.


Because she is white and transgendered she should get special treatment for trying to go back to a country where she broke the law by overstaying her visa?  She knowingly flew back and stepped off the plan without perhaps going to the Canadian Embassy in the UK, who would been happy to advise her her options?

Attention whoring at its finest.
 
2014-02-12 03:34:36 PM  

here to help: Boojum2k: Doesn't mean I agree with the open borders idiots.

Did I say I was? Did I say you weren't?

NOW who's the idiot?

HERE TO HELP

If you want to be a dumbass extremist go right ahead. Just stop crying about sh*t when you have zero real solutions and can't even be bothered to look at problems intelligently and objectively.

This is why you should not huff paint
 
2014-02-12 03:35:03 PM  

Boojum2k: 2000 elections Democrats said "If only you had nominated McCain we'd have voted for him, he's a war hero and a moderate"
2008 elections Democrats said "If only you had nominated Romney we'd have voted for him, he was governor of Massachusetts and a moderate"
2012 elections was Huntsman's turn in the Democrat's Favorite Republican barrel.


Well, please proceed with nominating more teabaggers for future elections then.
 
2014-02-12 03:35:07 PM  

felching pen: rkiller1: We use words like "toilet", "crapper", "shaitter". We use these words as the backbone of a life spent defending something.  You use them as a punchline. I have neither the time nor the inclination to explain myself to a man who pisses and craps in the public bathroom that I provide, and then questions the manner in which I provide it! I would rather you just said "gracias", and via con Dios.

YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE POOP!


+1
 
2014-02-12 03:35:25 PM  

Cashew: Damn latrinos.


Hispanic subatomic particles?
 
2014-02-12 03:36:08 PM  

penguinfark: So if Canadians were coming into this country illegally in the same numbers as Hispanics do you think they would get the same sorts of treatment?


We can't get Justin Boober out fast enough!
 
2014-02-12 03:36:50 PM  

theflatline: Attention whoring at its finest.


The issue over her visa is one thing, and could be handled administratively as again it is a civil matter. The treatment she is receiving is abhorrent, however.
 
2014-02-12 03:36:56 PM  

Boojum2k: here to help: is allowing the so called "leftist" party move further and further right

Aaaand so much for your fiscal conservative claim.


You do realize that spending has been reduced significantly since the evil blah man took office, right? You do realize that the last guy you had in office was bleeding money more than any administration ever has since WWII right? You do realize that at least one of the wars he started was completely unnecessary and he knew that, right? You do realize that the admittedly insane amount of spending currently going on is a direct result of those wars and a global financial collapse that was caused by your guys clawing back regulations designed to prevent such things, right?

I could go on but I'm sure you've got some more pearls of wisdom to respond with so I'll sit here and wait. Perhaps our friend Joe would like to chime in as well.
 
2014-02-12 03:37:52 PM  

innumerate: I can't wait until Rep. Carl Seel wakes up to a giant steaming turd on his front lawn, courtesy of an illegal immigrant.


Guess who'll be the one who will have to clean it up?  Hint: Who do people hire to landscape and mow their lawns?
 
2014-02-12 03:38:29 PM  

felching pen: Cashew: Damn latrinos.

Hispanic subatomic particles?


I think i say them in a Star Trek episode, Q made them i think
 
2014-02-12 03:38:59 PM  

Boojum2k: Snark aside, you're okay.


Well I am, of course... *shades*... here to help.

yyyyyeeeeeaaaahhhhhh!!!!!
 
2014-02-12 03:39:06 PM  

trappedspirit: penguinfark: So if Canadians were coming into this country illegally in the same numbers as Hispanics do you think they would get the same sorts of treatment?

We can't get Justin Boober out fast enough!


News Flash: it's now Justin BIZZLE (Boober is so January):  http://metro.co.uk/2014/02/11/justin-bieber-annoys-lethel-bizzle-with - bizzle-name-change-4300103/
 
2014-02-12 03:39:59 PM  

here to help: Boojum2k: here to help: is allowing the so called "leftist" party move further and further right

Aaaand so much for your fiscal conservative claim.


You do realize that spending has been reduced significantly since the evil blah man took office, right? You do realize that the last guy you had in office was bleeding money more than any administration ever has since WWII right? You do realize that at least one of the wars he started was completely unnecessary and he knew that, right? You do realize that the admittedly insane amount of spending currently going on is a direct result of those wars and a global financial collapse that was caused by your guys clawing back regulations designed to prevent such things, right?

I could go on but I'm sure you've got some more pearls of wisdom to respond with so I'll sit here and wait. Perhaps our friend Joe would like to chime in as well.


I was wrong.... THIS is why you should not huff paint
 
2014-02-12 03:40:57 PM  

Joe Blowme: here to help: Boojum2k: Doesn't mean I agree with the open borders idiots.

Did I say I was? Did I say you weren't?

NOW who's the idiot?HERE TO HELP

If you want to be a dumbass extremist go right ahead. Just stop crying about sh*t when you have zero real solutions and can't even be bothered to look at problems intelligently and objectively.

This is why you should not huff paint


Way to make sense, Joe. Keep up the good work.
 
2014-02-12 03:41:28 PM  

here to help: You do realize that spending has been reduced significantly since the evil blah man took office, right?


Not so significantly
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:CBO_-_Revenues_and_Outlays_as_perc en t_GDP.svg

And our President's race does not, nor should it shield him from criticism. He's got his good points and his bad points, and frankly the last four presidents before him were better in general, in Clinton's case far far better.
 
2014-02-12 03:41:37 PM  

penguinfark: So if Canadians were coming into this country illegally in the same numbers as Hispanics do you think they would get the same sorts of treatment?


If they were Québecois, yes.  If they were "regular" white Canadians who speak English, no one would give a damn.
 
2014-02-12 03:42:23 PM  

here to help: Joe Blowme: here to help: Boojum2k: Doesn't mean I agree with the open borders idiots.

Did I say I was? Did I say you weren't?

NOW who's the idiot?HERE TO HELP

If you want to be a dumbass extremist go right ahead. Just stop crying about sh*t when you have zero real solutions and can't even be bothered to look at problems intelligently and objectively.

This is why you should not huff paint

Way to make sense, Joe. Keep up the good work.


Glad i could help
 
2014-02-12 03:42:39 PM  

Perducci: Honest Bender: If you're spending your time passing legislation like this, then you obviously don't have enough work to do. Come with me. We're going to find you a mop. I'm sure the janitor would love some help mopping out the bathrooms.

That might take a way a union job. Can't have that.


The immigrants already have all the union jobs though, so they can clean the restroom just not use it.
 
2014-02-12 03:43:13 PM  

SpaceBison: Sorry what? I was distracted by this picture in the sidebar.
[images.outbrain.com image 185x145]


Gold medal didn't go here?
 
2014-02-12 03:44:19 PM  

Boojum2k: theflatline: Attention whoring at its finest.

The issue over her visa is one thing, and could be handled administratively as again it is a civil matter. The treatment she is receiving is abhorrent, however.


REally, letting her keep her phone and tweet the entire matter, placing her in a womens facility, feeding her, and letting her whine about the entire process, that is abhorrent?  This happens to anyone.  She knew better than to go after she overstayed her visa.

Look, I flew into Colombia once with only my American passport, when legally as a dual citizen I am supposed to carry my Colombian papers and enter and leave as a Colombian.

So, I got caught.  I had to go through an hour grilling, a stomach x-ray, and a strip search.  But I knew that if I got caught that would happen, but I never biatched it.
 
2014-02-12 03:44:21 PM  

Joe Blowme: I was wrong.... THIS is why you should not huff paint


And the hits keep comin'.

I wonder how balls deep we'd be in Iran right now if Mr. Mitt had gotten the helm? He seem to have some major beef with Chinamen too. What was that all about?

Oh and ships for some reason. Makes lots of sense considering most of America's enemies are currently living in deserts.

Wait... Mitt? Is that you?
 
2014-02-12 03:44:23 PM  

FizixJunkee: "regular" white


Um, Dude, the preferred nomenclature is "European Americans".
 
2014-02-12 03:46:01 PM  

here to help: Well I am, of course... *shades*... here to help.yyyyyeeeeeaaaahhhhhh!!!!!


You're on the beer/coffee list now, by the way.

I'll quit with the off-topic crap for now.

While I've stated my opinion on illegal immigration and how it should be handled, and made some criticism of the law FTA, let me make it clear.

Arizona House Bill 2192, authored by Rep. Carl Seel (R) is one of the worst pieces of legislation in the long, sad history of bad legislation. It is unenforceable, ill-conceived, and more likely to promote racist actions on the part of law enforcement. It should be dropped in the delivered toilet and flushed away.
 
2014-02-12 03:46:40 PM  
\begin{ADHD tangent}

Idea:   Let's get rid of the Senate AND gerrymandering.

\end{ADHD tangent}
 
2014-02-12 03:47:50 PM  
The bill specifies that those "public resources" include roads and schools, as well as any other taxpayer-funded entity.

I'd love to see the feedback loop that erupts from these people getting arrested for anything, put into a publicly owned cop car, driven on a public street to a public jail, where they await arraignment in a publicly owned courthouse, you guys get the gist of it by now...

Dumbass REALLY didn't think his cunning plan all the way through.
 
2014-02-12 03:48:17 PM  
So now they wont let Jesus take a dump in Arizona?
 
2014-02-12 03:48:23 PM  
Better they dirty a public toilet instead of pissing all over the pedestrian doorway in my parking garage.
And in the elevator. And trash cans.

The only thing worse than the smell of urine is reading Poe scrawled, in feces, on a parking garage wall.
 
2014-02-12 03:48:56 PM  

Boojum2k: in Clinton's case far far better.


Yes. Clinton did a pretty spanky job. Of course he almost lost that job because he was schtooping the office tart which again speaks to where neo con priorities lie. Pretty sh*tty the dems couldn't follow up with another decent candidate. I think the world would be a far less f*cked up place if they had.
 
2014-02-12 03:49:10 PM  
Takin' our Johns!
 
2014-02-12 03:49:13 PM  

theflatline: placing her in a womens facility


Negative, she was placed in a men's facility, in a solitary cell, with posted guards. She was only moved to a women's facility because of the outrage generated. If she hadn't posted her situation, and her girlfriend hadn't updated, she'd have been kept at the men's facility because apparently Torontoan's are even dumber than their mayor.
 
2014-02-12 03:49:49 PM  

here to help: Joe Blowme: I was wrong.... THIS is why you should not huff paint

And the hits keep comin'.

I wonder how balls deep we'd be in Iran right now if Mr. Mitt had gotten the helm? He seem to have some major beef with Chinamen too. What was that all about?

Oh and ships for some reason. Makes lots of sense considering most of America's enemies are currently living in deserts.

Wait... Mitt? Is that you?


Frankenstein never scared me....


Marsupials do....


Cause they're fassssstt
 
2014-02-12 03:52:26 PM  

here to help: Boojum2k: in Clinton's case far far better.

Yes. Clinton did a pretty spanky job. Of course he almost lost that job because he was schtooping the office tart which again speaks to where neo con priorities lie. Pretty sh*tty the dems couldn't follow up with another decent candidate. I think the world would be a far less f*cked up place if they had.


I know right? Its not like he lied to congress or anything.

/it would apear i was wrong again.... this is why you dont huff paint

/drop in not out
 
2014-02-12 03:52:56 PM  

rkiller1: FizixJunkee: "regular" white

Um, Dude, the preferred nomenclature is "European Americans".


Walter, this isn't a guy who owned the railroads here.
 
2014-02-12 03:54:10 PM  

here to help: Boojum2k: in Clinton's case far far better.

Yes. Clinton did a pretty spanky job. Of course he almost lost that job because he was schtooping the office tart which again speaks to where neo con priorities lie. Pretty sh*tty the dems couldn't follow up with another decent candidate. I think the world would be a far less f*cked up place if they had.


Eh, I'd have been fine with him doin' the help, apart from the huge gaping hole it blows in the moral value of workplace sexual harassment laws (it's never an equal power dynamic when your boss gets some from you). Perjury after being caught was stupid. Not worth removing him over, the stain on his historical record is enough (and doesn't come out at the dry cleaners either). At the time, I'm not sure which Democrat would have been a more prominent candidate than Al Gore, and since he didn't go crazy until years later he might have made a good President.

Mikey1969: I'd love to see the feedback loop that erupts from these people getting arrested for anything, put into a publicly owned cop car, driven on a public street to a public jail, where they await arraignment in a publicly owned courthouse, you guys get the gist of it by now...


Isn't it against the law to force someone to perform a crime? So you couldn't actually take them to jail in that police cruiser. Heheheheh.
 
2014-02-12 03:54:15 PM  

btfoom: I can't understand how so many folks just don't get the issue.

They are ILLEGALLY in this country, period.  No one said they can't come in, just have to do it legally.


Well, it's good to see you've worked on your spelling since your comment in the linked article:

He's not anti-Latino, he's ani-ileagal everybody. I say the same "LEAVE MY COUNTRY"
 
2014-02-12 03:56:19 PM  

fappomatic: Better they dirty a public toilet instead of pissing all over the pedestrian doorway in my parking garage.
And in the elevator. And trash cans.

The only thing worse than the smell of urine is reading Poe scrawled, in feces, on a parking garage wall.


Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary,
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore,
While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a tapping,
Some immigrant was crapping, loudly crapping, on my carport door.

Poe in poo.
 
2014-02-12 04:00:27 PM  

rkiller1: And your crack about the "brown ones" is a superb bum pun. +1 Internets for you today!


I wondered if that would get picked up...call it the #2 tax
 
2014-02-12 04:02:46 PM  
And the Chinks! Don't forget the Chinks!
 
2014-02-12 04:03:32 PM  

Boojum2k: Mikey1969: I'd love to see the feedback loop that erupts from these people getting arrested for anything, put into a publicly owned cop car, driven on a public street to a public jail, where they await arraignment in a publicly owned courthouse, you guys get the gist of it by now...


Isn't it against the law to force someone to perform a crime? So you couldn't actually take them to jail in that police cruiser. Heheheheh.


Yeah, there's an extra layer to that feedback loop I hadn't even thought of. Jesus, actually feeding these people whole they're in detention could possibly reverse time at this point.
 
2014-02-12 04:07:25 PM  

Boojum2k: here to help: Well I am, of course... *shades*... here to help.yyyyyeeeeeaaaahhhhhh!!!!!

You're on the beer/coffee list now, by the way.

I'll quit with the off-topic crap for now.

While I've stated my opinion on illegal immigration and how it should be handled, and made some criticism of the law FTA, let me make it clear.

Arizona House Bill 2192, authored by Rep. Carl Seel (R) is one of the worst pieces of legislation in the long, sad history of bad legislation. It is unenforceable, ill-conceived, and more likely to promote racist actions on the part of law enforcement. It should be dropped in the delivered toilet and flushed away.


Well shucks... now I feel bad for being a dick earlier but hey... it's Fark, right? You're turning out more reasonable than I first thought too.

Frankly I think the only way to solve the Mexico problem is to make Mexico a better place to live. Not an easy task at this point. One way would be to completely end the WOD, and as much as I hate hard drugs, legalize, regulate and distribute/tax the drugs that have made it so damned dangerous to live in Mexico lately. But not just that... consider this. Perhaps it's time to simply make Mexico an honorary state and get the standard of living up down there. I mean for all the money spent fighting illegals and all the ridiculous problems created by the corrupt government down there just annex them already. There is a much easier to contain geographic choke point between central america and south america so focus on that instead. A huge section of the US populace are Mexican now anyway and I'm not saying break the border wide open but they could seriously use a hand with all that narco sh*t, education, healthcare, etc and having US oversight into the goings on of their gov would really likely solve a lot of problems down there. Of course they'd have to be into it but man... how could they NOT want a US backed Mexico instead of this piddly ass nonsense and antagonism.

Just make it a better place to live without destroying the country/culture and I'm sure you'll have a hell of a lot less people willing to risk their lives/freedom trying to get into the states. They could be the browner, spicier Canada.
 
2014-02-12 04:09:26 PM  

Nick Nostril: And the Chinks! Don't forget the Chinks!


Le sigh. Lost me quote.

/goddamned cell phone "connection".
 
2014-02-12 04:09:46 PM  
Sounds like someone may be finding a few flaming bags on his porch.
 
2014-02-12 04:10:29 PM  
There is 'Stupid' and then there is 'Criminally Stupid' along with other things like 'abuse of power, spiteful and just plain mean'.

None of those qualities are good for a politician but after reading this piece, plus the previous FARK piece about Pensacola, Florida making it illegal for the homeless to use blankets or any form of protective covering to keep warm, I'm starting to think it's dangerously wide spread.

Just look at the squabble between Congress and President Clinton that culminated in global ridicule and now Congress and President Obama -- making this congress the most do-nothing sitting congress in history.

There are more important things to take care of -- like the cuts in social services for the poor, cuts in food stamps, the forever rising costs of medical care and the curiously rapidly growing rift between rich and poor.

Besides, wipe out the illegal immigrant population and watch your food prices double as farmers have to pay real wages to real Americans to do the harvests. What will landlords do when they can't rent their apartments designed for 5 people to 20 Illegals at twice the price? They might even have to spend money to make costly repairs.

You think the lawn company who does your grass monthly is expensive now, just wait until they have to replace any Illegals with Genuine Americans.
 
2014-02-12 04:11:01 PM  

here to help: Well shucks... now I feel bad for being a dick earlier but hey... it's Fark, right? You're turning out more reasonable than I first thought too.


I'm old-school, I enjoy a good flame war when done between reasonable people who disagree. I don't even mind name-calling, particularly for original insults.

here to help: Frankly I think the only way to solve the Mexico problem is to make Mexico a better place to live. Not an easy task at this point. One way would be to completely end the WOD, and as much as I hate hard drugs, legalize, regulate and distribute/tax the drugs that have made it so damned dangerous to live in Mexico lately.


fark yes, this.

here to help: Perhaps it's time to simply make Mexico an honorary state and get the standard of living up down there. I mean for all the money spent fighting illegals and all the ridiculous problems created by the corrupt government down there just annex them already. There is a much easier to contain geographic choke point between central america and south america so focus on that instead. A huge section of the US populace are Mexican now anyway and I'm not saying break the border wide open but they could seriously use a hand with all that narco sh*t, education, healthcare, etc and having US oversight into the goings on of their gov would really likely solve a lot of problems down there. Of course they'd have to be into it but man... how could they NOT want a US backed Mexico instead of this piddly ass nonsense and antagonism.


Mostly culture and pride, which is understandable, but geez folks, a good idea is still a good idea regardless of the color or nation of it's origin.
 
2014-02-12 04:12:21 PM  

Rik01: plus the previous FARK piece about Pensacola, Florida making it illegal for the homeless


I missed that. I live in the farking Heart of Dixie (which makes me a godless liberal pinko commie here) and the folks here still view Pensacola as a potato farm with nice beaches.
 
2014-02-12 04:16:26 PM  

Oldiron_79: Can AZ get its own tag like Florida yet?


No.  You don't get one.
 
2014-02-12 04:17:11 PM  

here to help: Perhaps it's time to simply make Mexico an honorary state and get the standard of living up down there. I mean for all the money spent fighting illegals and all the ridiculous problems created by the corrupt government down there just annex them already.


We can't even get Puerto Rico's standard of living up to Mississippi level after all this time, how are we going to do that with a country the size of Mexico. The size of the border is not the problem, the real problem is lack of interior enforcement which draws people to the border. If people knew they couldn't find jobs and had a non-astronomical chance of being deported once they got into the U.S. not as many would come over.
 
2014-02-12 04:18:30 PM  

Boojum2k: Eh, I'd have been fine with him doin' the help, apart from the huge gaping hole it blows in the moral value of workplace sexual harassment laws (it's never an equal power dynamic when your boss gets some from you). Perjury after being caught was stupid. Not worth removing him over, the stain on his historical record is enough (and doesn't come out at the dry cleaners either). At the time, I'm not sure which Democrat would have been a more prominent candidate than Al Gore, and since he didn't go crazy until years later he might have made a good President.


If it was genuine sexual harassment then I'd be a lot less forgiving but from all accounts it really seemed like she was the pursuer and knew what she was doing. Besides, sex scandals (unless they involve kids and/or unwilling participants) aren't the type of thing I care about when considering a politicians merits. The lying was bad but that type of attack was kind of unprecedented and really changed the face of politics. I think ole Billy boy and his team just had no idea how to respond so they went the denial route. Definitely a mistake but it may have worked out just as badly even if he came clean right out of the gate... at least politically. I think that was really the turn for the repubs from playing reasonably fair to doing anything and everything possible to attack the opponent.

As far as Gore... I never liked the guy. If he was any kind of a decent, freedom loving American he never would have backed his twat of a wife with her crusade against free speech. Considering how all that ended up turning out in the end and some of the filthy tactics that were used in the process it shows ineptitude and poor priorities. Still... would have been far better than Bush/Cheney what with their ridiculous wars but Gore was no where near the statesman Clinton was and he likely would have been a one termer.
 
2014-02-12 04:20:35 PM  
Man, all this carrying on, and emotion.
I don't think it's going to change what's going to happen.
 
2014-02-12 04:21:27 PM  
I'm all for cracking down on illegal immigrants.  I disagree with every republican policy except for the strong anti-illegal immigrant policy.  Drivers licenses, the ability to work, the ability to rent an apartment etc can and should be restricted to legal residents.  However, a public bathroom is a public bathroom.  Would you prohibit a European tourist from using a public bathroom?  Would you make them pay a fee to use it but exclude citizens from the fee?  Public bathrooms are just that- public.
 
2014-02-12 04:22:55 PM  

here to help: If it was genuine sexual harassment then I'd be a lot less forgiving but from all accounts it really seemed like she was the pursuer and knew what she was doing.


Also still against the law if you're a CEO, again it goes to the power imbalance, you're not attractive for who you are, but what you are. It was dumb, and he should have (and was) smacked about for it, but not "removal from office" dumb.

here to help: Gore was no where near the statesman Clinton was and he likely would have been a one termer.


Best thing about Gore flipping his shiat was that he shed the robot image. But yeah, I never liked Tipper all that much for her censorship beliefs.
 
2014-02-12 04:23:12 PM  
Probably a more appropriate gift than a toilet. And it's biodegradable.

www.terroirist.com
 
2014-02-12 04:23:20 PM  
For all the "there's a legal way" people.

media2.policymic.com
http://media2.policymic.com/fa150bbc5c55846e40945568fb5fadef.jpg

/There was also a legal way for a black person to sit on a bus.
 
2014-02-12 04:23:42 PM  

dj245: Public bathrooms are just that- public nasty.

FTFY

 
2014-02-12 04:24:54 PM  
Lucky it didnt come with an upper decker.
 
2014-02-12 04:27:14 PM  

tricycleracer: For all the "there's a legal way" people.

[media2.policymic.com image 850x550]
http://media2.policymic.com/fa150bbc5c55846e40945568fb5fadef.jpg

/throws race card to top it off


Seriously? It's not impossible and it's for good reasons that immigrating requires some effort. No developed country in the world just lets people walk in and start using public benefits and resources without some kind of process, most of which are far more onerous and restricted than the U.S.
 
2014-02-12 04:28:57 PM  

Boojum2k: tricycleracer: For all the "there's a legal way" people.

[media2.policymic.com image 850x550]
http://media2.policymic.com/fa150bbc5c55846e40945568fb5fadef.jpg

/throws race card to top it off

Seriously? It's not impossible and it's for good reasons that immigrating requires some effort. No developed country in the world just lets people walk in and start using public benefits and resources without some kind of process, most of which are far more onerous and restricted than the U.S.


But any asshole can add a child to the public assistance rolls by virtue of procreation.  God forbid we let in a person capable of earning a paycheck.
 
2014-02-12 04:30:45 PM  

flynn80: Lucky it didnt come with an upper decker.


out of respect for the popular sports memorabilia producer Upper Deck, the term "upper decker" has been changed to "fishtank"
 
2014-02-12 04:31:38 PM  

tricycleracer: Boojum2k: tricycleracer: For all the "there's a legal way" people.

[media2.policymic.com image 850x550]
http://media2.policymic.com/fa150bbc5c55846e40945568fb5fadef.jpg

/throws race card to top it off

Seriously? It's not impossible and it's for good reasons that immigrating requires some effort. No developed country in the world just lets people walk in and start using public benefits and resources without some kind of process, most of which are far more onerous and restricted than the U.S.

But any asshole can add a child to the public assistance rolls by virtue of procreation.  God forbid we let in a person capable of earning a paycheck.


We do.
 
2014-02-12 04:36:10 PM  

tricycleracer: But any asshole can add a child to the public assistance rolls by virtue of procreation.


And we try to discourage this.
 
2014-02-12 04:36:24 PM  

Boojum2k: tricycleracer: Boojum2k: tricycleracer: For all the "there's a legal way" people.

[media2.policymic.com image 850x550]
http://media2.policymic.com/fa150bbc5c55846e40945568fb5fadef.jpg

/throws race card to top it off

Seriously? It's not impossible and it's for good reasons that immigrating requires some effort. No developed country in the world just lets people walk in and start using public benefits and resources without some kind of process, most of which are far more onerous and restricted than the U.S.

But any asshole can add a child to the public assistance rolls by virtue of procreation.  God forbid we let in a person capable of earning a paycheck.

We do.


Software developers from India? Yes.  Lettuce pickers from Mexico? No, we do not.

The illustration I posted, from Reason (of all places) clearly shows this.
 
2014-02-12 04:37:13 PM  

jshine: DarkVader: btfoom: I can't understand how so many folks just don't get the issue.

They are ILLEGALLY in this country, period.  No one said they can't come in, just have to do it legally.

They can't do it legally.  It's simply not possible.

So yeah, you can count yourself among those who just don't get the issue.


I've worked with lots of people here (in the US) on visas.  It's not impossible.  It may be difficult, but in either case -- difficult or impossible -- so be it.  It's not like there's some inalienable right to move to whatever country you feel like moving to.  If you disagree or feel the system is too restrictive, then (through your representatives in Congress) change the law.


And that is the discussion NOBODY on the pro-immigration side ever wants to have.

It's really pretty simple: there are more people in the world who want to move here than this country can sustain (economically, socially, etc.) - and if you disagree with that then you have no business being part of the discussion.  Given that fact, you have to have a process to let in the amount of people this country CAN sustain (per month, or per year, whatever).  EVERYBODY has to use that process, period.  If you get in, great!  Welcome to the U.S.  If you don't get in...sorry, but you don't get in, that's the way it HAS to be.  Now, if we aren't letting enough people in (every month, year, whatever)...then CHANGE THE LAW - BUT DON'T IGNORE IT.

Sorry, my bad, "You're a racist!" is easier.
 
2014-02-12 04:37:26 PM  

Boojum2k: tricycleracer: Boojum2k: tricycleracer: For all the "there's a legal way" people.

[media2.policymic.com image 850x550]
http://media2.policymic.com/fa150bbc5c55846e40945568fb5fadef.jpg

/throws race card to top it off

Seriously? It's not impossible and it's for good reasons that immigrating requires some effort. No developed country in the world just lets people walk in and start using public benefits and resources without some kind of process, most of which are far more onerous and restricted than the U.S.

But any asshole can add a child to the public assistance rolls by virtue of procreation.  God forbid we let in a person capable of earning a paycheck.

We do.


They just hand out H1B1 visas?
 
2014-02-12 04:37:51 PM  
Totally support this.  I won't have them riding around in our publicly owned police cars or using our publicly funded jail cells.  In fact, I refuse to let our public officials, cops and whatnot, spend any time on them; time is money!
 
2014-02-12 04:40:33 PM  
I'm as opposed to illegal immigration as anyone, but isn't a law against using a public restroom a bit silly? I'd always rather someone used a restroom than take a piss on the side of a building.
 
2014-02-12 04:40:55 PM  
There's an awful lot of people here who think the problem is the guy who gets paid $3/hr to pick avocados, and not the guy who's paying him.
 
2014-02-12 04:41:57 PM  

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: Sorry, my bad, "You're a racist!" is easier.


The anti-immigration crowd makes it pretty easy to say "you're a racist" by always pointing their ire towards the southern border.

Want to be taken seriously?  Oppose rich Europeans purchasing citizenship with the same passion.

http://www.voanews.com/content/foreign-investors-buy-their-way-to-us -c itizenship/1737041.html
 
2014-02-12 04:42:16 PM  

btfoom: I can't understand how so many folks just don't get the issue.

They are ILLEGALLY in this country, period.  No one said they can't come in, just have to do it legally.


I agree, so if they're already here illegally, why create new laws when we could just enforce the laws we already have?

Anyone else see the parallel with the gun control debate?
 
2014-02-12 04:46:33 PM  

Boojum2k: 2000 elections Democrats said "If only you had nominated McCain we'd have voted for him, he's a war hero and a moderate"
2008 elections Democrats said "If only you had nominated Romney we'd have voted for him, he was governor of Massachusetts and a moderate"
2012 elections was Huntsman's turn in the Democrat's Favorite Republican barrel.


Hi.

Most of us never said any sort of drivel like that. People who self identify as Democrats are probably not going to vote for a Republican president.

And BTW , no one has EVER like Mitt Romney, so I know you're full of shiat.
 
2014-02-12 04:46:52 PM  

DarkVader: btfoom: I can't understand how so many folks just don't get the issue.

They are ILLEGALLY in this country, period.  No one said they can't come in, just have to do it legally.

They can't do it legally.  It's simply not possible.

So yeah, you can count yourself among those who just don't get the issue.


Why can't they? I personally know numerous people who have legally immigrated to this country from all over the world. Panama, Mexico, Canada, a country in Africa I don't recall the name of, India, Germany, England, New Zealand and I'm sure there are others. All of these are people who came here within the last 15 years.
 
2014-02-12 04:47:30 PM  

tricycleracer: Want to be taken seriously?  Oppose rich Europeans purchasing citizenship with the same passion.



So this option is unavailable to people from Latin America?
 
2014-02-12 04:49:57 PM  

what_now: There's an awful lot of people here who think the problem is the guy who gets paid $3/hr to pick avocados, and not the guy who's paying him.


AZ should try to do something about that.
 
2014-02-12 04:50:05 PM  

stevarooni: Spirit Hammer: No person is illegal!

True fact!  But their status is that they are residing in the United States illegally, and they are aliens to the U.S. (i.e. non-citizens) and therefore "illegal aliens".


I wish everyone parroting that "no person is illegal!" line would try sneaking into another country, it doesn't even have to be so revere draconian, hell take your pick! See how well that goes.

Maybe try Mexico if you want to be on a level playing field in the context of this article.
 
2014-02-12 04:53:26 PM  

DrewCurtisJr: tricycleracer: Want to be taken seriously?  Oppose rich Europeans purchasing citizenship with the same passion.


So this option is unavailable to people from Latin America?


It's a bullshiat option, that's the point.
 
2014-02-12 04:53:42 PM  

Maud Dib: Joe Blowme: sovereignty, how does it work?

Enlighten us. Please, proceed.


So because a nation conquered a land as has been done countless times throughout history, they should just roll over and let another group conquer it back?

If I invade your home and set up shop, will you just let me?
 
2014-02-12 04:56:39 PM  

theflatline: dpzum1: DarkVader: btfoom: I can't understand how so many folks just don't get the issue.

They are ILLEGALLY in this country, period.  No one said they can't come in, just have to do it legally.

They can't do it legally.  It's simply not possible.

So yeah, you can count yourself among those who just don't get the issue.

You are wrong. There is a process for everyone who wants to come here. On the other hand, if they're criminals, looking to escape justice in their own country, that may make it hard...

And the process is long and expensive for most cases.


Yeah, that's so we don't get overrun. How many countries are easier to immigrate to than the USA? Should we just keep letting anyone and everyone who wants to flow in until we're an overpopulated 3rd world shiathole?
 
2014-02-12 04:57:17 PM  

tricycleracer: For all the "there's a legal way" people.


http://media2.policymic.com/fa150bbc5c55846e40945568fb5fadef.jpg

/There was also a legal way for a black person to sit on a bus.


I don't have a bucket big enough for your tears.
 
2014-02-12 04:57:42 PM  

dpzum1: ...sorry...should have said "income tax"


A huge percentage of poorer Americans (which tends to be your socioeconomic class when you don't have a SSN) don't pay income tax.  Like 99% of illegal immigrants probably wouldn't pay income taxes on what they're doing, so in terms of paying sales tax they're about the same as a poor documented American.
 
2014-02-12 04:58:14 PM  

Turbo Cojones: btfoom: I can't understand how so many folks just don't get the issue.

They are ILLEGALLY in this country, period.  No one said they can't come in, just have to do it legally.

Most of the so-called "illegals" are people who entered the US legally and overstayed their visas.  So guess what?  They did "come in" legally.


So like every other criminal, they were legal until they broke the law.
 
2014-02-12 04:58:16 PM  

tricycleracer: It's a bullshiat option, that's the point.


Why? If they invest in the country and create at least 10 jobs what's the problem?

We have a shortage of jobs, we don't have a shortage of low skilled workers.
 
2014-02-12 04:58:32 PM  

Begoggle: Joe Blowme: FTA: "for anyone who's in Arizona illegally to use any public resource."

Maybe the "Latino activists" need to pick a country to be apart of and stick with it.

They did, asswipe.
How do you determine if a Latino person is here legally?
PAPIEREN BITTE


img.fark.net
 
2014-02-12 04:59:49 PM  

James10952001: theflatline: dpzum1: DarkVader: btfoom: I can't understand how so many folks just don't get the issue.

They are ILLEGALLY in this country, period.  No one said they can't come in, just have to do it legally.

They can't do it legally.  It's simply not possible.

So yeah, you can count yourself among those who just don't get the issue.

You are wrong. There is a process for everyone who wants to come here. On the other hand, if they're criminals, looking to escape justice in their own country, that may make it hard...

And the process is long and expensive for most cases.

Yeah, that's so we don't get overrun. How many countries are easier to immigrate to than the USA? Should we just keep letting anyone and everyone who wants to flow in until we're an overpopulated 3rd world shiathole?


According to the bleeding heart dumbasses, yes
 
2014-02-12 05:01:20 PM  

James10952001: until we're an overpopulated 3rd world shiathole?


actually, that may resolve the illegal immigration problem entirely.
 
2014-02-12 05:01:44 PM  

DrewCurtisJr: we don't have a shortage of low skilled workers.


...thanks to the 20 million undocumented people already here.

Much like the War on Drugs, the War on Immigrants has failed.  Immigrants won.
 
2014-02-12 05:02:01 PM  

penguinfark: Boojum2k: btfoom: I can't understand how so many folks just don't get the issue.

They are ILLEGALLY in this country, period.  No one said they can't come in, just have to do it legally.

They get it, but it doesn't help their cause, so they throw a bunch of FUD about racism and being anti-immigration instead of confronting that fact.

So if Canadians were coming into this country illegally in the same numbers as Hispanics do you think they would get the same sorts of treatment?


I should hope so. We don't see a lot of Canadians pouring in illegally though. For the most part Canadians seem to respect our laws, that and Canada is quite a nice place to live.
 
2014-02-12 05:03:00 PM  

what_now: There's an awful lot of people here who think the problem is the guy who gets paid $3/hr to pick avocados, and not the guy who's paying him.


That same 1986 law makes it illegal for employers to hire illegals, and provides for fairly heavy fines. Maybe more enforcement is needed.
 
2014-02-12 05:05:27 PM  

stevarooni: Maul555: I am a conservative libertarian, and this is about the stupidest thing I have ever heard...  I want secure borders, I hate the idea of amnesty, but even I want illegals to use the farking restrooms...

Yeah, you need to listen better (as did I).  As per the article:

House Bill 2192, authored by Rep. Carl Seel, would make it a crime - a serious misdemeanor on first offense, and a felony on second and subsequent offenses - for anyone who's in Arizona illegally to use any public resource.

So, no, not targeting restrooms by any means.


Damn, I got suckered by the headline. It's not nearly as ridiculous when not taken out of context. Still a waste of time IMO but I was led to believe it was legislation targeting bathrooms specifically.
 
2014-02-12 05:06:54 PM  

tricycleracer: Much like the War on Drugs, the War on Immigrants has failed. Immigrants won.


There is no war on immigrants. There is a push to reduce the number of illegal immigrants, which is sensible and done by every civilized nation in the world.
 
2014-02-12 05:09:20 PM  

Boojum2k: what_now: There's an awful lot of people here who think the problem is the guy who gets paid $3/hr to pick avocados, and not the guy who's paying him.

That same 1986 law makes it illegal for employers to hire illegals, and provides for fairly heavy fines. Maybe more enforcement is needed.


More enforcement will never happen however, because there is big big money in having a permanent underclass of workers that don't need to paid a minimum wage or given any labor law protections.

Every single politician you hear railing against the "illegal immigrant problem" is blowing smoke up your ass. it's not a problem its a wedge issue that makes stupid people vote for him, and a campaign contribution from agribusiness.
 
2014-02-12 05:11:53 PM  

DrewCurtisJr: Begoggle: Are you here legally?
Show us the papers proving you are, before you can use our public facilities.

Right that's the only way it could work. Just like you have to prove you aren't a sex offender when you go to the playground.


I suspect the idea is it's just another charge to throw at someone or use as a technicality if they get nailed for something else an are found to be here illegally.
 
2014-02-12 05:11:56 PM  

what_now: Every single politician you hear railing against the "illegal immigrant problem" is blowing smoke up your ass.


Which gives them something in common with the people claiming it isn't any kind of problem.
 
2014-02-12 05:14:07 PM  

tricycleracer: ...thanks to the 20 million undocumented people already here.


And the millions of our citizens and legal residents who are competing against them. I hope you understand why we don't need to let anymore in.
 
2014-02-12 05:14:53 PM  
Screw whether it's moral or not, I just want to see how they would enforce it.

Taco meat sensors in the toilets?
Customs checkpoints at the doors?
 
2014-02-12 05:16:03 PM  
They can feel free to go home and use their own shiathole! :D
 
2014-02-12 05:16:43 PM  

MVEAlpha: Screw whether it's moral or not, I just want to see how they would enforce it.

Taco meat sensors in the toilets?
Customs checkpoints at the doors?


Get the TSA to guard the toilets.

"Has anyone put anything in your rectum without you knowing it?"
 
2014-02-12 05:17:06 PM  

James10952001: I suspect the idea is it's just another charge to throw at someone or use as a technicality if they get nailed for something else an are found to be here illegally.


I suspect this bill is only symbolic and is not meant to pass. But even given that the thought that implementation would mean police checking ids of everyone who enters a bathroom is ridiculous.
 
2014-02-12 05:20:48 PM  
I love the smell of of public toilets in the morning. You know, one time we had a porta-potty bombed for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one illegal alien. The smell, you know that outhouse smell, the whole hill. Smelled like... victory

Someday this war is gonna end...
 
2014-02-12 05:23:05 PM  

Isitoveryet: James10952001: until we're an overpopulated 3rd world shiathole?

actually, that may resolve the illegal immigration problem entirely.


In the same way that setting my car on fire would get me out of doing a brake job soon I suppose.
 
2014-02-12 05:25:39 PM  

Maud Dib: Joe Blowme: sovereignty, how does it work?

Enlighten us. Please, proceed.

[www.lib.utexas.edu image 850x651]


Your map is a hair outdated there, buddy.
 
2014-02-12 05:28:04 PM  

what_now: More enforcement will never happen however, because there is big big money in having a permanent underclass of workers that don't need to paid a minimum wage or given any labor law protections.


And people who want to pander to Latinos. That is why you need enforcement first.
 
2014-02-12 05:28:37 PM  

tricycleracer: DontMakeMeComeBackThere: Sorry, my bad, "You're a racist!" is easier.

The anti-immigration crowd makes it pretty easy to say "you're a racist" by always pointing their ire towards the southern border.

Want to be taken seriously?  Oppose rich Europeans purchasing citizenship with the same passion.

http://www.voanews.com/content/foreign-investors-buy-their-way-to-us -c itizenship/1737041.html


I will when millions and millions of them start pouring in and then start demanding the perks of citizenship.
 
2014-02-12 05:30:31 PM  

theflatline: And the process is long and expensive for most cases.


Tough shiat. There are a few places I wouldn't mind immigrating to, but can't because I'm not skilled in a "needed profession" and/or because I don't have a significant amount of savings. Them's the breaks, bub.

/besides, the US is practically the easiest place to actually immigrate to in the whole damn world.
 
2014-02-12 05:40:16 PM  
This group is automatically assuming that anyone talking about homeless people is talking about those of Hispanic descent?

That's racist.
 
2014-02-12 05:49:33 PM  
Personally, I would rather them not shiating on the ground. I think this bill is stupid.
 
2014-02-12 05:52:48 PM  
What do the lawmakers expect to happen?  Illegal Immigrant: "Man I really gotta pee, guess I'd better move back to my home country!"

Also, how is this expected to be enforced? Are they planning to check IDs?
 
2014-02-12 05:57:29 PM  

DontMakeMeComeBackThere: ...then CHANGE THE LAW - BUT DON'T IGNORE IT.


And what better way to get the law changed than by breaking it? Worked well when whatsherface sat her black ass down at the front of the bus, seems to be working well for the cannabis decrim movement.. try thinking of all the "illegal" immigrants as a systematic response to a law which offers them no redress but to break it, and when they reach a critical mass the laws will change.

/one of my in-laws is an illegal immigrant in the US
//Canadian
 
2014-02-12 06:01:57 PM  

Stoker: Personally, I would rather them not shiating on the ground. I think this bill is stupid.


Won't stop them from coming, either.
Nothing will.
 
2014-02-12 06:30:04 PM  

HighZoolander: btfoom: I can't understand how so many folks just don't get the issue.

They are ILLEGALLY in this country, period.  No one said they can't come in, just have to do it legally.


So  is the plan to set up a sting operation at a public restroom, and ask anyone who looks illegal to show papers?


So is the plan to let just anybody and everybody in?

Get rid of customs and border guards and we could save some money.
 
2014-02-12 06:31:19 PM  

James10952001: theflatline: dpzum1: DarkVader: btfoom: I can't understand how so many folks just don't get the issue.

They are ILLEGALLY in this country, period.  No one said they can't come in, just have to do it legally.

They can't do it legally.  It's simply not possible.

So yeah, you can count yourself among those who just don't get the issue.

You are wrong. There is a process for everyone who wants to come here. On the other hand, if they're criminals, looking to escape justice in their own country, that may make it hard...

And the process is long and expensive for most cases.

Yeah, that's so we don't get overrun. How many countries are easier to immigrate to than the USA? Should we just keep letting anyone and everyone who wants to flow in until we're an overpopulated 3rd world shiathole?


The process is more geared to make money for the state department.

I am a natural born US citizen who also holds citizenship with Colombia and Panama.

I met my wife in Colombia and we were married.

I had to provide what amounted to a 50 page document with affidavits, letters, photos, emails, copies of phone bills, and a ton of other "evidence" to prove she is not a mail order bride.  Despite the proof that we were married and lived as man and wife in another country.  She had to go through a medical exam and an very personal interview to get into the country.  It took a year and a half about cost me about 6k total.  I was to the point of flying her to Puerto Rico and buying her a birth certificate there.

There are plenty of people who have the means, education, and work ethic to come over but they get the interview and are denied, but they are out of the fees.

I am all for legal immigration, but for the good people trying to come over the process is ridiculous.

And the Third Worldization of the US is not because of the immigrants, but the fault of the corporations and the almost non existent middle class these days.
 
2014-02-12 06:33:39 PM  

DrewCurtisJr: tricycleracer: ...thanks to the 20 million undocumented people already here.

And the millions of our citizens and legal residents who are competing against them. I hope you understand why we don't need to let anymore in.


I do not see white people in front of hope depot or doing a ton of gardening work or laying tile or hangins sheetrock.
 
2014-02-12 06:40:26 PM  

DarkVader: btfoom: I can't understand how so many folks just don't get the issue.

They are ILLEGALLY in this country, period.  No one said they can't come in, just have to do it legally.

They can't do it legally.  It's simply not possible.

So yeah, you can count yourself among those who just don't get the issue.


Having several work associates who have imigrated LEGALLY into this country and have since become citizens, I laugh at your liberal pillow biting. Who doesn't GET the issue again?
 
2014-02-12 06:45:07 PM  
Just the one toilet?
alyssaabbott250.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-02-12 06:48:10 PM  

theflatline: And the Third Worldization of the US is not because of the immigrants, but the fault of the corporations and the almost non existent middle class these days.


The Third Worldization of the US is the logical extension of globalization...you are only worth the cost differential of producing whatever you make in the lowest cost location it can be made in. (E.g., Boeing jets can't be made in Guyana, but they CAN be made in China...) Hell, we might as well throw open the doors and allow everyone to live wherever they wish to. Think the EU on a global scale. You pays your money and takes your choice.

/I seriously believe you young farkers will see that happen in your lifetimes
 
2014-02-12 07:42:50 PM  

theflatline: I do not see white people in front of hope depot or doing a ton of gardening work or laying tile or hangins sheetrock.


Except for standing in front of Home Depot, I have done all of those things. Apparently, you only see what you want to see.
 
2014-02-12 08:04:58 PM  

Boojum2k: btfoom: I can't understand how so many folks just don't get the issue.

They are ILLEGALLY in this country, period.  No one said they can't come in, just have to do it legally.

They get it, but it doesn't help their cause, so they throw a bunch of FUD about racism and being anti-immigration instead of confronting that fact.


You realize that when you misrepresent your opponents' position that baldly, it just makes you look stupid and/or dishonest, right?
 
2014-02-12 08:06:37 PM  

Joe Blowme: DarkVader: btfoom: I can't understand how so many folks just don't get the issue.

They are ILLEGALLY in this country, period.  No one said they can't come in, just have to do it legally.

They can't do it legally.  It's simply not possible.

So yeah, you can count yourself among those who just don't get the issue.

Like yourself

/sovereignty, how does it work?


Now it's going to be "sovereignty" in every post?  What happened to "dhimmi," Joe?  Do you have a new favorite word?
 
2014-02-12 08:12:59 PM  

ciberido: You realize that when you misrepresent your opponents' position that baldly, it just makes you look stupid and/or dishonest, right?


Yes, that it what a lot of the illegal immigrant supports do, and it does make them look bad and very dishonest, as well as continuing to overplay the race card into meaninglessness.
 
2014-02-12 08:22:54 PM  

ciberido: Joe Blowme: DarkVader: btfoom: I can't understand how so many folks just don't get the issue.

They are ILLEGALLY in this country, period.  No one said they can't come in, just have to do it legally.

They can't do it legally.  It's simply not possible.

So yeah, you can count yourself among those who just don't get the issue.

Like yourself

/sovereignty, how does it work?

Now it's going to be "sovereignty" in every post?  What happened to "dhimmi," Joe?  Do you have a new favorite word?


Just don't tell him about "Posse Comitatus".
 
2014-02-12 09:44:11 PM  

theflatline: DrewCurtisJr: tricycleracer: ...thanks to the 20 million undocumented people already here.

And the millions of our citizens and legal residents who are competing against them. I hope you understand why we don't need to let anymore in.

I do not see white people in front of hope depot or doing a ton of gardening work or laying tile or hangins sheetrock.
_____________________________________________________________________ _ __________________________________


again with the white people? This may come as a shock to you but  not all low skilled workers are white.
 
2014-02-12 09:52:03 PM  

penguinfark: So if Canadians were coming into this country illegally in the same numbers as Hispanics do you think they would get the same sorts of treatment?


Stuck in Canada for the same reason some Americans stuck in their current jobs.

Health Care

Thanks Obama or whatever
 
2014-02-12 11:09:03 PM  
It really sucks that there is so much natural beauty in Arizona, because I'd love to just boycott that state to avoid being around and economically supporting all the dickheads who comprise a majority of its population.
 
2014-02-13 01:07:41 PM  

rkiller1: gshepnyc: btfoom: I can't understand how so many folks just don't get the issue.

They are ILLEGALLY in this country, period.  No one said they can't come in, just have to do it legally.

You are one of the people you are talking about who doesn't get the issue. You may think you do. You may work yourself into a lather over it. But you very clearly do not understand it.

Serious question: please explain how he just doesn't get "the issue?"  Is it possible you two are talking about different issues?  You want human dignity for all, and he wants laws equally applied?  Is equality the issue or something else?

 
2014-02-13 01:54:13 PM  

theflatline: James10952001: theflatline: dpzum1: DarkVader: btfoom: I can't understand how so many folks just don't get the issue.

They are ILLEGALLY in this country, period.  No one said they can't come in, just have to do it legally.

They can't do it legally.  It's simply not possible.

So yeah, you can count yourself among those who just don't get the issue.

You are wrong. There is a process for everyone who wants to come here. On the other hand, if they're criminals, looking to escape justice in their own country, that may make it hard...

And the process is long and expensive for most cases.

Yeah, that's so we don't get overrun. How many countries are easier to immigrate to than the USA? Should we just keep letting anyone and everyone who wants to flow in until we're an overpopulated 3rd world shiathole?

The process is more geared to make money for the state department.

I am a natural born US citizen who also holds citizenship with Colombia and Panama.

I met my wife in Colombia and we were married.

I had to provide what amounted to a 50 page document with affidavits, letters, photos, emails, copies of phone bills, and a ton of other "evidence" to prove she is not a mail order bride.  Despite the proof that we were married and lived as man and wife in another country.  She had to go through a medical exam and an very personal interview to get into the country.  It took a year and a half about cost me about 6k total.  I was to the point of flying her to Puerto Rico and buying her a birth certificate there.

There are plenty of people who have the means, education, and work ethic to come over but they get the interview and are denied, but they are out of the fees.

I am all for legal immigration, but for the good people trying to come over the process is ridiculous.

And the Third Worldization of the US is not because of the immigrants, but the fault of the corporations and the almost non existent middle class these days.


I agree the process needs to be improved and streamlined. I want there to be no illegal aliens by virtue of the process to get visas, green cards, and citizenship easier. Hell, even if we had a neoHelot system for low level immigrants it would be an improvement.
 
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