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(Pink News UK)   "A former US Navy chaplain has claimed that gay soldiers cause problems in the military by taking breaks on the combat field to change their diapers because their "treacherous sin means they lose control of their bowels""   (pinknews.co.uk) divider line 198
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2014-02-12 10:24:50 AM  
I'm always amused to see how creative homophobes can get.  But it gets less amusing when we consider the fact that they have positions of authority and influence.
 
2014-02-12 10:25:43 AM  
Klingenschmitt is a loon, and practically a staple feature over at Right Wing Watch.
 
2014-02-12 10:28:25 AM  
It took me a minute to figure that one out.
 
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2014-02-12 10:31:49 AM  
I wonder how he knows that?  Is he Catholic by any chance?
 
2014-02-12 10:32:15 AM  

Nabb1: It took me a minute to figure that one out.


These guys obsess over the mechanics of the ass more than any gay man I know.
 
2014-02-12 10:34:08 AM  
Meh

/What do you expect from someone who's made an entire career out of spouting crazy bullsh*t?
 
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2014-02-12 10:35:07 AM  

Diogenes: Nabb1: It took me a minute to figure that one out.

These guys obsess over the mechanics of the ass more than any gay man I know.


It's like an obsession.  I'll bet he even thinks of it when he's in the men's room at the airport.
 
2014-02-12 10:39:58 AM  
You'd think the Army could find a way to weaponize that aspect of gay soldiers.
 
2014-02-12 10:43:17 AM  

Pocket Ninja: You'd think the Army could find a way to weaponize that aspect of gay soldiers.


Oh, I am SO writing some gay porn about that!

"All right men - tomorrow we go into battle..."
 
2014-02-12 10:44:30 AM  
Those comments are going to cause a real shiatstorm.
 
2014-02-12 10:45:05 AM  
So what he's saying is that the problem are bottoms. Clearly we need to emphasize gay tops in our recruitment videos.
 
2014-02-12 10:47:09 AM  
and den dey eat da poo poo
 
2014-02-12 10:48:13 AM  
What does a NAVY chaplain know about FIELD combat?
 
2014-02-12 10:48:14 AM  
Isn't that what kegels are for?
 
2014-02-12 10:49:24 AM  
I'm sorry is he claiming gays require diapers because they have anal sex?  Really?  That's your thesis?

Also let me just say if a bunch of people were trying to kill me, I'm not going to pretend pooping myself wouldn't be a real possibility, and I've never had any  buttsecks.
 
2014-02-12 10:51:09 AM  
Can they retroactively dishonorably discharge someone?

That would be great.
 
2014-02-12 10:51:22 AM  
This is why we need humanist chaplains.
 
2014-02-12 10:51:59 AM  
It's always amusing to consider the fact that the people most adamantly opposed to homosexuality always have the most graphically detailed mental images of what it entails. Homophobes are either incredibly creative people, or they spend an inordinate amount of time sitting around thinking about the intricate details of what gay sex might be like.
 
2014-02-12 10:52:17 AM  
Sometimes, warnings about gay people today sound like warnings about Jews in the Middle Ages. Or in Borat.
 
2014-02-12 10:52:27 AM  
Does this apply to women too? Is my lady hiding something from me?
 
2014-02-12 10:53:30 AM  
Oh, this AW again? It's sad, I even knew who it was before RTFA, because all this moron ever talks about is gay sex. It seems to be the only thing on his mind, hmm...
 
2014-02-12 10:53:30 AM  
Dishonorable discharge indeed.
 
2014-02-12 10:53:39 AM  
During the tirade, he also linked homosexuality and paedophilia, and suggested that both are "government-forced"

31.media.tumblr.com

Sure buddy, whatever you say.
 
2014-02-12 10:53:41 AM  
Is this like when women were told they shouldn't run marathons or their uteri would fall out?
 
2014-02-12 10:53:45 AM  
In response to GardenWeasel, Navy Chaplain know about Field Combat, because they also work with the Marines.
 
2014-02-12 10:54:13 AM  
OH COME THE HELL ON
 
2014-02-12 10:54:26 AM  
So issue butt plugs?
 
2014-02-12 10:54:42 AM  
So does this mean that Ted Nugent is gay?
 
2014-02-12 10:55:46 AM  
social conservatism FTL! fiscal conservatism FTL too but this thread isn't about that...
 
2014-02-12 10:56:00 AM  
i1.ytimg.com

You go over there and fark 'em.  We'll stay here and Masturbate
 
2014-02-12 10:56:17 AM  
I believe that there was never a better moment for a "what in the chocolate covered f*ck?"
 
2014-02-12 10:57:57 AM  
Note the use of the word:  "FORMER"
 
2014-02-12 10:58:23 AM  
I'm a teacher by trade. I address information in textbooks and try to relate the material to real life. I'm not allowed to teach my own opinion on issues.

Preachers should be held to the same philosophy. Teach the Scriptures and keep your worthless opinions to yourself
 
2014-02-12 10:59:09 AM  

stuhibiki: In response to GardenWeasel, Navy Chaplain know about Field Combat, because they also work with the Marines.


Ya, I know. Twas a joke, sorry,
 
2014-02-12 10:59:46 AM  
I got to ask; is he really crazy/retarded enough to believe this?  Or is he just hoping that people who listen to him are?

Right wing troll accounts and actual supporters of the Republican party:
THIS is the type of person that your candidates will seek endorsements of, that they'll speak highly of, that they'll meet and let influence them, that they'll invite to speak at their meetings and conventions.  This guy.
 
2014-02-12 10:59:47 AM  

The Evil Home Brewer: I'm a teacher by trade. I address information in textbooks and try to relate the material to real life. I'm not allowed to teach my own opinion on issues.

Preachers should be held to the same philosophy. Teach the Scriptures and keep your worthless opinions to yourself


That'll never happen so long as people insist that silly book needs "interpretation."
 
2014-02-12 11:00:19 AM  

Nabb1: It took me a minute to figure that one out.


I want to know how using your bungy for teh buttzecks is "treacherous"? Has the bungy in question sworn fealty to an outside party?
 
2014-02-12 11:00:37 AM  
If a Navy chaplain doesn't know everything there is to know about sodomy, I don't know who does.
 
2014-02-12 11:02:14 AM  

Super_pope: I'm sorry is he claiming gays require diapers because they have anal sex?  Really?  That's your thesis?

Also let me just say if a bunch of people were trying to kill me, I'm not going to pretend pooping myself wouldn't be a real possibility, and I've never had any  buttsecks.


Lots of soldiers have been known to lose bowel control at critical moments, like when a frikkin' RPG goes off in your ear.
 
2014-02-12 11:02:15 AM  

Diogenes: Nabb1: It took me a minute to figure that one out.

These guys obsess over the mechanics of the ass more than any gay man I know.


Most projectors are powered by electricity.  These guys' projectors are powered by Dilithium crystals.
 
2014-02-12 11:04:11 AM  
So they are just making shiat up to scare people, again?
This is why people have such a loathing for evangelicals and that leads to a loathing for religion as well.
 
2014-02-12 11:04:47 AM  
If this was true the Gay Pride parade would look like a choclate slip'n'slide.
 
2014-02-12 11:06:22 AM  

macadamnut: If a Navy chaplain doesn't know everything there is to know about sodomy, I don't know who does.


One of my favorite naval quotes?

"Don't talk to me about British naval tradition. It's nothing but rum, sodomy and the lash."
Winston Churchill

Perhaps this Chaplain needs a good stiff drink and a beating. Break out the "Cat 'o Nine Tails!"
 
2014-02-12 11:06:44 AM  

The Evil Home Brewer: I'm a teacher by trade. I address information in textbooks and try to relate the material to real life. I'm not allowed to teach my own opinion on issues.

Preachers should be held to the same philosophy. Teach the Scriptures and keep your worthless opinions to yourself


www.religioustolerance.org
 
2014-02-12 11:07:11 AM  

GardenWeasel: What does a NAVY chaplain know about FIELD combat?


Came to say that. Aside from SEAL teams, the Navy knows nothing about trenches.
 
2014-02-12 11:07:16 AM  

someonelse: Is this like when women were told they shouldn't run marathons or their uteri would fall out?


This is why I run in spandex. I wouldn't want my lady parts plopping out and flapping around between my knees.
 
2014-02-12 11:07:35 AM  
I thought it was the enemy mortars exploding 3 feet to your right that made you lose control of your bowels.
 
2014-02-12 11:09:20 AM  
Klingenschmitt, huh? Is that like Santorum you couldn't quite wipe off with a moist towelette?
 
2014-02-12 11:10:13 AM  
Unbelievable. Reading the news is a lot like working for tips: every time I think I've set my expectations as low as they can go, some asshole still manages to slide under the bar.
 
2014-02-12 11:11:17 AM  
And remember, your tax dollars are paying this jackass.
 
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