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(TC Palm)   Research into just how drunk Cooter Brown really was is being conducted by: 1) MIT scientists, 2) The Mythbusters; 3) Lush in Florida   (blogs.tcpalm.com) divider line 20
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2014-02-12 10:35:07 AM  
Cooter Brown was the name of my brother's old band.

/csb
 
2014-02-12 10:38:35 AM  
Cooter Brown's is most likely my favorite bar in New Orleans.
 
2014-02-12 10:41:12 AM  
CSB: 
I was managing a gas station once and the payphone rang.
They were looking for "Cooter"
I wen't outside where they were digging for our new tanks, and yelled down the huge dirt hole.
ARE YOU COOTER?
And this huge, fat, guy looks up at me and nods.
YOU GOTTA PHONE CALL.
And he proceeds to climb up.
After his call, he asked me how I knew he was "Cooter"
I didn't have the heart to tell him that I figured if anyone was named "cooter" he's be standing in the bottom of a ditch, so I told him I was psychic. He nodded and left.
 
2014-02-12 12:10:59 PM  
Well...now I know my next Fark handle.
 
2014-02-12 12:17:03 PM  
Did you mean : "3) newspaper reporter in Waurika, Oklahoma" ?
 
2014-02-12 12:18:02 PM  
I have no idea who this person is.

I would GIS Cooter Brown but I am at work and fear it will come up with something that can't be unseen.
 
2014-02-12 12:21:00 PM  
I'm convinced Will Greenlee is a Farker, if not a mod/admin.
 
2014-02-12 12:28:19 PM  
Somewhere back in legends of whiskey, beer and wine
Lives the drinkers patron Saint, lost to the mists of time
In the mythology of the Southern saloon
He's sittin' there throwin' 'em back on every Sunday afternoon

So set 'em up and knock 'em down
Been buyin' drinks all over town
Don't cut me off till I fall down
'cause I ain't quite as drunk as Cooter Brown

Round about evening time he's begining to hit his stride
Two fingers of the bottom shelf, a beer chaser on the side
Fill 'er up to the rim and I don't need no ice
Just some salt on the back of my hand and a little lime slice

So set 'em up and knock 'em down
Been buyin' drinks all over town
Don't cut me off till I fall down
'cause I ain't quite as drunk as Cooter Brown

Don't know where the hell he is or what Ol Brown looks like
But you can bet your bottom dollar he'll be showin' up here tonight
I got a fuzzy picture in my head of some wastin' time old fool
So have a toast to a drinkin' man as he stumbles to his stool

So set 'em up and knock 'em down
Been buyin' drinks all over town
Don't cut me off till I fall down
'cause I ain't quite as drunk as Cooter Brown
 
2014-02-12 12:34:37 PM  
I liked the part where the article had to make sure to notify readers that this is not to be confused with a fictional character from the Dukes of Hazard television show.

/ wow
// much real
/// drinking
 
2014-02-12 12:45:06 PM  
The soap store?
 
2014-02-12 12:47:07 PM  
Your blog sucks.
 
2014-02-12 12:53:39 PM  
Didn't Ed Helms already investigate cooters?
 
2014-02-12 12:54:06 PM  
www.cooterbrowns.com
Cooter Brown's Tavern
& Oyster Bar

509 S. Carrollton Ave.
New Orleans, LA
phone: 504-866-9104
fax:504-865-7579
 
2014-02-12 12:56:33 PM  
Years ago I did a contract in Lewisburg, Tenn. When inquiring about a good place to eat, I was directed to go to "Cooter Brown's".  Now I know where the name comes from, and, yes, it is appropriate. The place is weirdly reminiscent of the one in the Blues Brothers movie where they pass themselves off as the Good Ole Boys, right down to the two types of music, except they serve food and the gentleman at the door is a ringer for Uncle Jessie from the Dukes of Hazzard.

You can drink anything you like, but it must be in a brown paper bag. Wouldn't want the kiddies seeing a can of beer now, would we ? Never mind the drunk teenagers hanging around their pickup trucks in the parking lot...

And unrelated to public inebriation, but every item on the menu is deep fried. Weird and a little bit gross.
 
2014-02-12 01:00:52 PM  
FTA: It should be noted that Cooter Brown is not to be confused with Cooter Davenport, a fictional character played by Ben Jones in the 1979-1985 television series "The Dukes of Hazzard."

OK, so would she need to be more or less drunk to be drunker than him?

/Seriously, how many monkeys with typewriters were used & how long did it take them to write this article?
 
2014-02-12 01:02:44 PM  

Random Anonymous Blackmail: I have no idea who this person is.

I would GIS Cooter Brown but I am at work and fear it will come up with something that can't be unseen.


Southern idiom: Drunk as Cooter Brown.
 
2014-02-12 01:11:59 PM  
johnjacobh.files.wordpress.com
 
2014-02-12 01:17:45 PM  
Drunker'in Cootie Brown...

Ah yes, Mr. Brown and I wrestled over these finer points of fact or fiction many years ago. I have no idea who won, other than the makers of cheap bourbon and tequila.
 
2014-02-12 01:18:08 PM  

pueblonative: [johnjacobh.files.wordpress.com image 350x450]


Somebody shoop that man!
 
2014-02-13 01:57:19 AM  
FTFA: Madeline, who said she was "drunker than Cooter Brown," blew 0.221 and 0.236.

I would hope the margin of error would be tighter than .015 when the difference between .078 and .081 is a warning and a DUIUFIA.
 
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