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(New York Daily News)   Parishoners at a small church in Southampton like to worship the Lord the way they were created. And they sure weren't born with clothing on   (nydailynews.com) divider line 30
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2014-02-12 08:29:38 AM
Please kneel.
 
2014-02-12 08:33:37 AM
Where is that "Howabout No" Bear?
 
2014-02-12 08:37:54 AM
If you think on it, a good jhebrew/christian would never be ashamed of his or her or anyone else's body. Satan was the one who taught humans shame, and G#D was angry about it. So take 'em off, Lola!
 
2014-02-12 08:38:06 AM
What neither the article nor the video make clear is that the chapel is at the White Tail nudist resort, which explains the clothing optional attendance at the services.
 
2014-02-12 08:52:18 AM
If someone strikes you on the cheek, turn to him the other.
 
2014-02-12 08:52:43 AM
two words:  cloth seats...eeeewwwww.
 
2014-02-12 08:52:57 AM
I hope they have seat covers...
 
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2014-02-12 09:03:58 AM
immersed in amniotic fluid?  Attached to a placenta?

You should have left it to the imagination Subby.
 
2014-02-12 09:13:05 AM
Isn't that a lot like trying to make your S.O. happy by reading them back some poetry of theirs that they wrote when they were 12?
 
2014-02-12 09:19:07 AM
Oh, in Whitetail. The Virginia nudist resort.

Nothing to report there.
 
2014-02-12 09:27:06 AM
Dang Adamites.
 
2014-02-12 09:33:38 AM
And The Lord sayeth unto the womanfolk, "Get thine tittays out!" And they did listen to The Lord. And it was good.
And The Lord sayeth unto the men of the village, "Let thine weiners flap in the breeze!" And the menfolk were all, "Well...uhhh...see..it's kinda cold...and...like, I've got to thresh wheat later, so I don't want to worry about injuring myself..."
And The Lord sayeth unto the men, "All y'all are pussies," and he whipped His out and there were many gasps from the congregation and the women wished that they had been chosen by The Lord instead of Mary.

Thus endeth the lesson.
 
2014-02-12 09:34:11 AM
Lions hate the taste of polyester.
 
2014-02-12 09:35:52 AM
Speaking from my own observation,  the type of American that enjoys being nude n public is not the type person that anyone would want to look at.
 
2014-02-12 09:37:38 AM
we have an all-knowing and all-loving God...

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and his penis is THIIIIIIS Big!
 
2014-02-12 09:39:59 AM

Slives: Oh, in Whitetail. The Virginia nudist resort.

Nothing to report there.


A nudist resort...called Whitetail?

Lol, you'd think it'd be tanned by now.
 
2014-02-12 09:41:00 AM
and his Son, our Lord Jesus Christ...

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was hung like this.
 
2014-02-12 09:55:40 AM
If you RTFA, you'll need this:

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2014-02-12 10:04:18 AM
Why do you think they're called Pews?
 
2014-02-12 10:50:26 AM

Fissile: Speaking from my own observation,  the type of American that enjoys being nude n public is not the type person that anyone would want to look at.


Church attendance skews old these days, and is getting older, and Americans in general skew fat, and get fatter the further south you go.

Do.  Not.  Want.
 
2014-02-12 11:26:29 AM
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2014-02-12 11:49:36 AM

Slives: Oh, in Whitetail. The Virginia nudist resort.

Nothing to report there.


Huh, in Ivor? I drive through there a couple of times a year. Didn't know there was anything other than peanut farms. Now I know they have penis farms too.
 
2014-02-12 12:29:32 PM
He has risen!

I'm so going to burn for that.
 
2014-02-12 12:56:00 PM
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"Hallelujah, Jesus Christ, Holy Shiat, Amen!"
 
2014-02-12 01:02:47 PM
You'd be wrong. When they delivered me I was wearing Carhartts, spurs, chaps and a Colt Peacemaker. Slapped the doctor, kissed the nurse and asked for directions to the Jack Daniels distillery ..
 
2014-02-12 01:12:18 PM

Richard_The_Clown: [i.dailymail.co.uk image 634x478]
"Hallelujah, Jesus Christ, Holy Shiat, Amen!"


Where's the Tylenol?
 
2014-02-12 03:17:17 PM
It's a good thing we got yet another Daily Mail link instead of the original story, which was here:  http://www.kait8.com/story/24677504/nudist-church?utm_content=bufferf 9 e13&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter.com&utm_campaign=buffer

Also: 

Slives: Oh, in Whitetail. The Virginia nudist resort.Nothing to report there.


Yeah, pretty much. Stay tuned for next week's follow-up piece: "Farmer's Daughter Reports Showering Nude"
 
2014-02-12 05:59:38 PM

Sofa King Smart: two words:  cloth seats...eeeewwwww.


one word: towel.
 
2014-02-12 08:29:58 PM
At least they weren't standing at the dock.
Trying to get to Holland or France...
 
2014-02-13 12:01:17 PM

badkneemm: At least they weren't standing at the dock.
Trying to get to Holland or France...


In this case, the man in the mac is sitting in the dark confession booth watching the congregation.

/someone call the man with the mop
 
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