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(AZ Family)   Hell hath no fury like a drunk, 24-year-old woman with a boyfriend who is not in the mood   (azfamily.com) divider line 117
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2014-02-12 12:45:29 AM  
That's a hard 24 years right there.
 
2014-02-12 12:52:09 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: That's a hard 24 years right there.


Meth is a hell of a drug.
 
2014-02-12 02:18:47 AM  

knbber2: AverageAmericanGuy: That's a hard 24 years right there.

Meth is a hell of a drug.


Like you wouldn't have thrown her a quick one.
 
2014-02-12 08:53:12 AM  

MrBallou: knbber2: AverageAmericanGuy: That's a hard 24 years right there.

Meth is a hell of a drug.

Like you wouldn't have thrown her a quick one.


You mean like a brick?
 
2014-02-12 09:09:27 AM  
I'd punch her glass picture, if you know what I mean.

/I don't know what I mean
 
2014-02-12 09:37:24 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: That's a hard 24 years right there.


Done in one.
 
2014-02-12 09:41:22 AM  
static.tumblr.com

"You're the most shot-out  23 24-year-old I've ever seen."
 
2014-02-12 09:43:00 AM  
She doesn't look that bad after having a drunken meth binge.
 
2014-02-12 09:43:01 AM  
" . . . when her boyfriend refused to have sex. "

i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-12 09:43:17 AM  
No crazy eyes? She almost looks normal.
 
2014-02-12 09:44:05 AM  
Wow, Morticia looks pretty rough.
 
2014-02-12 09:44:05 AM  
searchweight.com
 
2014-02-12 09:44:14 AM  
What was he wearing?
 
2014-02-12 09:44:35 AM  

wambu: " . . . when her boyfriend refused to have sex. "

[i.imgur.com image 552x360]


Maybe he's afraid she's going to bite it off.
 
2014-02-12 09:46:04 AM  

wambu: " . . . when her boyfriend refused to have sex. "

[i.imgur.com image 552x360]


It can be satisfying saying no to a woman, like 'now the shoe's on the other foot, huh? how's that feel?' It's usually not a good idea though, and not because she might hit your baby's head on a dresser (though there's that), but because you really don't want to engage a woman in a game of abstinence chicken. You will lose.
 
2014-02-12 09:47:51 AM  
She is not bad looking.  I was all set to side with her.

But, you just don't act like that around a baby, and bonking the baby's head on a dresser is just a bit pathetic.

My wife was only so drunk that I declined sex with her once.  And, in retrospect, I should totally have nailed her drunk ass.
 
2014-02-12 09:48:47 AM  

wambu: " . . . when her boyfriend refused to have sex. "

[i.imgur.com image 552x360]


What's not to believe?  Dudes get bored....even with hot chicks.  Years ago I was standing in front of a bar with some of my friends when this girl walked by....definitely a 9, maybe even a 10.   Most of us stood there staring with our mouths hanging open when one dude said,  "You know, there's a guy somewhere who is already sick of her shiat."
 
2014-02-12 09:49:06 AM  
I know her! (Not personally, but we've got mutual friends) and, yes, she's as crazy as she looks. Kinda surprised a man wanted her.
/she cleans up nice.
//especially the low-cut stuff...
 
2014-02-12 09:49:56 AM  
And where the FARK is the Arizona tag???
 
2014-02-12 09:50:46 AM  

wambu: " . . . when her boyfriend refused to have sex. "


Don't stick your dick in crazy.
 
2014-02-12 09:50:49 AM  

Fafai: It can be satisfying saying no to a woman


I have told my wife on no uncertain terms that if she wants it and can get it up, she can have it.  no matter what is going on.

telling your woman no,  lol.
 
2014-02-12 09:51:39 AM  
i.imgur.com
 
2014-02-12 09:52:52 AM  

runescorpio: wambu: " . . . when her boyfriend refused to have sex. "

Don't stick your dick in crazy

methy.

Although I admit there's some variable overlap.
 
2014-02-12 09:53:08 AM  
FTFA:    Prenovost allegedly picked up the couple's 4-month-old daughter and ran around the house yelling and screaming. The infant hit her head on a dresser.

WTF? I'm guessing the infant beat her head on a dresser after seeing mom's drunken ignorance?
 
2014-02-12 09:53:44 AM  

Coconice: She is not bad looking.  I was all set to side with her.

But, you just don't act like that around a baby, and bonking the baby's head on a dresser is just a bit pathetic.

My wife was only so drunk that I declined sex with her once.  And, in retrospect, I should totally have nailed her drunk ass.


You didn't miss much...
 
2014-02-12 09:55:51 AM  

frepnog: Fafai: It can be satisfying saying no to a woman

I have told my wife on no uncertain terms that if she wants it and can get it up, she can have it.  no matter what is going on.

telling your woman no,  lol.


There is a fundamental difference in men vs. women. I woman can crawl under the sheets why the man is asleep, pop his schlong in her mouth and go to town. The guy will 100% of the time wake up and smile. Now if a guy does that, he is a perv and doesn't respect boundaries.
 
2014-02-12 09:56:28 AM  

Coconice: She is not bad looking.  I was all set to side with her.

But, you just don't act like that around a baby, and bonking the baby's head on a dresser is just a bit pathetic.

My wife was only so drunk that I declined sex with her once.  And, in retrospect, I should totally have nailed her in her ass.


FTFY
 
2014-02-12 09:56:50 AM  
I should try the preview button
 
2014-02-12 09:57:25 AM  
Naked and drunk?

img.fark.net
 
2014-02-12 09:57:31 AM  
Unless his penis contained the antidote, that was a serious overreaction.
 
2014-02-12 09:57:57 AM  

marleymaniac: frepnog: Fafai: It can be satisfying saying no to a woman

I have told my wife on no uncertain terms that if she wants it and can get it up, she can have it.  no matter what is going on.

telling your woman no,  lol.

There is a fundamental difference in men vs. women. I woman can crawl under the sheets why the man is asleep, pop his schlong in her mouth and go to town. The guy will 100% of the time wake up and smile. Now if a guy does that, he is a perv and doesn't respect boundaries.


Especially if he broke in and the guy asleep doesn't know him.
 
2014-02-12 09:57:58 AM  

Fafai: wambu: " . . . when her boyfriend refused to have sex. "

[i.imgur.com image 552x360]

It can be satisfying saying no to a woman, like 'now the shoe's on the other foot, huh? how's that feel?' It's usually not a good idea though, and not because she might hit your baby's head on a dresser (though there's that), but because you really don't want to engage a woman in a game of abstinence chicken. You will lose.


That was pretty well said.
 
2014-02-12 09:58:50 AM  

Fafai: wambu: " . . . when her boyfriend refused to have sex. "

[i.imgur.com image 552x360]

It can be satisfying saying no to a woman, like 'now the shoe's on the other foot, huh? how's that feel?' It's usually not a good idea though, and not because she might hit your baby's head on a dresser (though there's that), but because you really don't want to engage a woman in a game of abstinence chicken. You will lose.




THIS

 
2014-02-12 09:58:57 AM  
I misread the last part of the article as "the infant hit her (mother) head with a dresser"
 
2014-02-12 10:01:38 AM  

runescorpio: wambu: " . . . when her boyfriend refused to have sex. "

Don't stick your dick in crazy.


They got a 4-month old kid.  He already let that cat out of the bag.
 
2014-02-12 10:02:03 AM  

zulius: I know her! (Not personally, but we've got mutual friends) and, yes, she's as crazy as she looks. Kinda surprised a man wanted her.
/she cleans up nice.
//especially the low-cut stuff...



Then you must have stories.  Share!
 
2014-02-12 10:03:54 AM  
Pro-tip: Four month old babies do not hit their little, unclosed skulls on dressers. They can hardly move. You have to carelessly plow them into a dresser, Mom of the Year.
 
2014-02-12 10:07:18 AM  
When her boyfriend refused to have sex, Prenovost allegedly picked up the couple's 4-month-old daughter and ran around the house yelling and screaming. The infant hit her head on a dresser.

Really... the infant hit her own head on the dresser?  Are you SURE?
 
2014-02-12 10:08:34 AM  
Anyways...  Don't get so mad when a man refuses sex girls...  We have to maintain an erection.  Girls can just lye there and don't even have to pretend to like it.  Hell, they don't even have to be awake!  Its much harder for a guy to fake it...
 
2014-02-12 10:08:49 AM  
Arizona is batching up with Florida at an alarming rate.
 
2014-02-12 10:09:03 AM  

zulius: I know her! (Not personally, but we've got mutual friends) and, yes, she's as crazy as she looks. Kinda surprised a man wanted her.
/she cleans up nice.
//especially the low-cut stuff...


Details/stories or you're no better than a Brazilian supermodel with a user profile lacking pics.
 
2014-02-12 10:11:29 AM  
This news site is the same one from yesterday that had the article about the 34 yo woman who jumped out of the 15 yo boys window and broke her ankle.

Whats with all the crazy in that area of Arizona lately?
 
2014-02-12 10:16:58 AM  

Igor Jakovsky: Whats with all the crazy in that area of Arizona lately?


It's too cold in Florida?
 
2014-02-12 10:19:52 AM  

wambu: " . . . when her boyfriend refused to have sex. "


She was drunk, and therefore in no state to consent (even by initiating). He wisely refrained.

/am I serious, or trolling? Fark may never know.
//even I'm not sure.
 
2014-02-12 10:21:42 AM  
Most people don't react well to "go fu*k yourself" but she took it too far.
 
2014-02-12 10:25:08 AM  
When her boyfriend refused to have sex, Prenovost allegedly picked up the couple's 4-month-old daughter and ran around the house yelling and screaming. The infant hit her head on a dresser.

I find it amazing that an infant had the strength to slam this woman's head into a dresser.
 
2014-02-12 10:25:22 AM  

AverageAmericanGuy: That's a hard 24 years right there.


yup
 
2014-02-12 10:27:00 AM  

zulius: I know her! (Not personally, but we've got mutual friends) and, yes, she's as crazy as she looks. Kinda surprised a man wanted her.
/she cleans up nice.
//especially the low-cut stuff...


Well, I don't know her. More importantly, she doesn't know my name or address. And she's currently single I'd bet. So let's do this.

Oh: for the introduction, my name is Art Vandelay and I'm an architect.
 
2014-02-12 10:27:32 AM  

Coconice: She is not bad looking.  I was all set to side with her.

But, you just don't act like that around a baby, and bonking the baby's head on a dresser is just a bit pathetic.

My wife was only so drunk that I declined sex with her once.  And, in retrospect, I should totally have nailed her drunk ass.



Literally.  Punch her balloon knot so hard she regrets it for a couple days.
 
2014-02-12 10:29:12 AM  

marleymaniac: frepnog: Fafai: It can be satisfying saying no to a woman

I have told my wife on no uncertain terms that if she wants it and can get it up, she can have it.  no matter what is going on.

telling your woman no,  lol.

There is a fundamental difference in men vs. women. I woman can crawl under the sheets why the man is asleep, pop his schlong in her mouth and go to town. The guy will 100% of the time wake up and smile. Now if a guy does that, he is a perv and doesn't respect boundaries.


... sadly, this is true.
 
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