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2014-02-11 10:04:14 PM
FTFA: ""I ate at the restaurant and the bill was very high," he told Your Jewish News."

That's a headline in of itself.

/head-line
 
2014-02-11 10:12:39 PM
"Honey, tonight I want a little head,"
 
2014-02-12 12:00:54 AM
I believe the proprietor emailed me back in '05 seeking my help with a sum of money being held in trust.
 
2014-02-12 12:15:03 AM
"We always saw weird people coming and going."

Or in some cases coming and NOT going.


The bloodied and disembodied heads were found wrapped in cellophane sheets - and police said roasted human head was even on the MENU.

That's disgusting. You're not supposed to roast them.

www.barbarakrakowgallery.com
 
2014-02-12 12:27:45 AM
Now I wish I hadn't subscribed to the Nigerian Head Cheese Monthly Sampler.
 
2014-02-12 03:18:12 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWAF9PgDg2c

This guy is always annoying as fark, but it's a good bit on cannibalism.
 
2014-02-12 03:19:17 AM
"We always saw weird people coming and going."

Was he one of them?

1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2014-02-12 03:20:17 AM
Wat? I went there and assumed it was mock roasted human head!
 
2014-02-12 03:22:50 AM
A restaurant was shut down after it was found to be selling dishes made from HUMAN flesh

Well, as long as it was only dishes, who cares? I've seen cups and plates made out of way weirder things than that.
 
2014-02-12 03:29:33 AM
I swear I seen a farker post a guide on what to eat on the human body and how to cook it.  Don't remember where but I get the feeling it's going to appear in this thread at some point.
 
2014-02-12 03:30:41 AM
Subway?
 
2014-02-12 03:41:08 AM
This could give a whole new meaning to the term 'head cheese', or 'freeze dried and roasted'.

25.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-02-12 03:46:34 AM
There seem to be very few limits as to how people will attempt to make money in that country..
 
2014-02-12 03:53:18 AM

Mr. Shabooboo: There seem to be very few limits as to how people will attempt to make money in that country..


When you don't have heavy-handed government regulations destroying promising business models people can accomplish anything!

www.newyorker.com
 
2014-02-12 03:58:36 AM
Whatever you do DON'T give them a negative review on Yelp....
 
2014-02-12 04:06:41 AM

5 star chef of tv dinners: I swear I seen a farker post a guide on what to eat on the human body and how to cook it.  Don't remember where but I get the feeling it's going to appear in this thread at some point.


Well yeah, now that you've practically requested it...
 
2014-02-12 04:10:27 AM
There's too many people in the world and not enough food. Now this takes care of both problems at the same time.


/meat's meat and a man's gotta eat!
 
2014-02-12 04:15:56 AM
"to serve man"?
IT'S A COOK BOOK!
 
2014-02-12 04:16:31 AM
Calm down everyone.  I have a suspicion that this story might not be entirely accurate.  Or even a little accurate.
 
2014-02-12 04:18:32 AM
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It's amazing what you can do with a cheap piece of meat.
 
2014-02-12 04:29:03 AM
No no pastor, you're only supposed to symbolically consume the blood and flesh of Christ.
 
2014-02-12 04:34:26 AM

Spatulaodoom: No no pastor, you're only supposed to symbolically consume the blood and flesh of Christ.


Unless he's Catholic, then through transubstantiation communion is literal cannibalism.
 
2014-02-12 04:36:35 AM
Tastes like chicken?
 
2014-02-12 04:51:47 AM
www.supernaturalwiki.com
 
2014-02-12 04:58:33 AM
31.media.tumblr.com
 
2014-02-12 04:59:51 AM
wonder if it was dark or white meat...
 
2014-02-12 05:10:11 AM

Monkeyman935: wonder if it was dark or white meat...


Being the story is from Africa my bets on dark.
 
2014-02-12 05:12:22 AM

mutterfark: [s3.amazonaws.com image 600x338]
It's amazing what you can do with a cheap piece of meat.


And this is why I love fark. No matter how weird or obscure, somebody will eventually post a picture of it.
 
2014-02-12 05:16:23 AM
opinionatedalex.files.wordpress.com

/obscure
//not on fark
 
2014-02-12 05:22:21 AM
BoingBoing has the missing piece to the puzzle:

According to the Naija Zip self-described as an er, "gossip news" site

In other words "Complete bullshiat"
 
2014-02-12 05:25:33 AM
So if you go through the drive-thru, you'd be getting...

*puts on sunglasses*

...road head.

YYEEAAAHHH!!
 
2014-02-12 05:31:11 AM
I'm actually related to a couple of the survivors form the 1972 Andes flight disaster.  I was very well instructed on what to eat and what it tastes like.
 
2014-02-12 05:33:37 AM
"I ate at the restaurant and the bill was very high," he told Your Jewish News.
"The workers told me that I ate human flesh.
"I was shocked."


ww2.hdnux.com
 
2014-02-12 05:35:53 AM

Kahabut: [opinionatedalex.files.wordpress.com image 461x294]

/obscure
//not on fark


My Favorite Greenaway film.  You just never know where Tim Roth will show up...

Though Zed and Two Naughts was pretty farked up.

This pretty much kicked off an obsession with Michael Nyman music for me.
 
2014-02-12 05:54:04 AM

Point02GPA: Monkeyman935: wonder if it was dark or white meat...

Being the story is from Africa my bets on dark.


Nigeria, please.
 
2014-02-12 06:12:27 AM
Dr. Scott: We came here to discuss Eddie.

Columbia: Eddie!

Frank: That's a rather tender subject. Another slice anyone?
 
2014-02-12 06:12:38 AM
The real question is - did they serve penis?

www.shout.ru
 
2014-02-12 06:59:34 AM
and dude is complaining about the price of the plate.  just imagine what price for portion would have been in Ethiopia.  he's just lucky he was dining in Nigeria.

/heads would roll
//or be served with rolls
///did they get rolls? cause that would help explain some of the cost
 
2014-02-12 07:03:13 AM
img.fark.net

Seen fleeing the scene?
 
2014-02-12 07:17:44 AM
Don't eat the sausages.  Trust me.  Don't eat them.
 
2014-02-12 07:20:40 AM
static4.wikia.nocookie.net

Those poor souls, they'd only wanted to watch the new Tarantino film.

www.smbc-comics.com
Malthus seemed to enjoy it though.
 
2014-02-12 07:28:07 AM
HindiDiscoMonster~

Borneo?
 
2014-02-12 07:36:08 AM

Jyster: Dr. Scott: We came here to discuss Eddie.

Columbia: Eddie!

Frank: That's a rather tender subject. Another slice anyone?

not meatloaf again.

 
2014-02-12 07:39:26 AM

boinkingbill: Don't eat the sausages.  Trust me.  Don't eat them.


In the grand scheme of it all, it might be the best part.
 
2014-02-12 07:39:32 AM

Creoena: The real question is - did they serve penis?


Don't eat the penis, it's just garnish.
 
2014-02-12 07:39:41 AM

mamoru: [img.fark.net image 600x429]

Seen fleeing the scene?


Still less of a karma hit than eating live crunchy baby chickens.
 
2014-02-12 07:51:48 AM
cdn.hitfix.com
 
2014-02-12 07:52:08 AM
Thought it would be Asia.
 
2014-02-12 07:59:22 AM
Such a shame...2014 was the year they were going to launch their 'pick your own' pen.

www.standard.co.uk
 
2014-02-12 07:59:26 AM
soylent green, made from the best stuff on earth... people.
 
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