elguerodiablo: Also can we stop pretending there haven't been gays in the NFL?[img.fark.net image 474x328]
Just in, It's 2014
Bobby_and_The_Gorilla: "Apparently he couldn't finish his Denny's meal because he was so upset a Brain.""I can relate Monsoon, I often can't finish my Denny's meal, because halfway through I look up, and realize I'm at Denny's."
ladodger34: Ow! That was my feelings!: ghostfacekillahrabbit: If this kid is a tweener DE who could be converted to OLB, and put up player of the year numbers in a tough conference, and is projected to go in third through fifth rounds, then Ted Thompson will agonize over picking him or passing on him starting with the 4th or 5th, and then if he's still there trade up in the 6th to take him. Fans of other teams, how do you think your team's GM thinks about this?Well, Elway came out and said the right things, but I highly doubt after Denver's experience with Tebowmania he would want to deal with the media and the distractions Sam would bring. Very doubtful the Broncos would draft him, regardless of 'fit'.Dude, Elwsy's best defensive player is a knucklehead. He was suspended for violating the drug policy and has done some seriously immature shiat off the field.Elway got rid of Tebow because his stock was never going to be higher and he wasn't that good. Plus Peyton.I see the Broncos, Steelers, Pats, Hawks, Niners, and Giants amongst others that would be good places for Sam to land just because they are stable teams and can tell folks to STFU.
germ78: Too bad the son he took to Mexico to lose his virginity didn't contract "teh gay plague" from hetero sex.
rynthetyn: Also, you'd think given the track record with the other kids, his dad would realize that maybe his backwoods parenting style isn't working. If they were white I'd be calling the whole family hillbillies.
rynthetyn: . If they were white I'd be calling the whole family hillbillies.
E5bie: In junior high school, Craig Smith, the football coach, saw that Sam was athletically blessed and, even better, hungry for guidance and camaraderie. The coaches drafted him to carry equipment and hang around the squad.My mind immediately played out THE nightmare scenario for how this young man discovered his sexuality.
dookdookdook: /oh wait, does your nightmare involve the team or that fat-fark coach? That makes a huge difference, I guess.
mikaloyd: This is a stroke of marketing genius. He went from a talented guy who was a bit too small to be a lineman and a little too big to be a linebacker all the way to the most famous kid in the upcoming draft. The face of gay football. A brave hero ready to be placed upon a pedestal
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