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(Crooks & Liars)   Running out of other ways to inflict cruelty on the poor, Florida now makes it illegal for the homeless to cover themselves in a blanket during freezing weather   (crooksandliars.com) divider line 19
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2014-02-12 12:04:53 AM
10 votes:

TuteTibiImperes: I really don't know what the best solution is here.


I have a modest proposal...
2014-02-12 04:58:38 AM
5 votes:
Blankets have been quite the sore spot in America's history.
2014-02-12 05:04:32 AM
4 votes:
Hey, the law is the same for everybody.

Rich people can't sleep under the bridge either.
2014-02-12 03:28:00 AM
3 votes:
Pensacola authorities later announced that anyone caught violating this ordinance would be let off with house arrest.
2014-02-12 04:35:34 AM
2 votes:
They could hope for a kind manager to lock them in a dumpster.
2014-02-12 12:36:42 AM
2 votes:

fusillade762: TuteTibiImperes: I really don't know what the best solution is here.

I have a modest proposal...


Hah!

But seriously, teh homeless don't taste very good, so what are we going to do with the bodies? They need to bootstrap themselves into a good job (like a half term governor, we all know that can't be a difficult job) and pull theyselves out of the gutter.
2014-02-12 08:09:48 PM
1 votes:

Gentoolive: Feel free to go down town and pickup a poor and bring em home for the winter.

Otherwise, shaddup


I agree. If you don't personally have the proper facilities and training to provide housing, support and psychological counselling to a homeless person then you are obligated to hold political views as hostile towards homeless people as is possible.
2014-02-12 08:26:47 AM
1 votes:

Pick: The homeless are homeless, because they chose to be homeless. They don't want to work, they want free handouts. They are in the situations they are in, because they chose them.


And yet, when you f**k up your own life, you'll be the first to come running to society for help - your kind always are.
2014-02-12 08:12:56 AM
1 votes:
It's quite simple. I know that because I'm quite simple.  Terrists can infiltrate Florida as homeless people and camp out in front of the banks with the AK-47s and RPGs safely hidden under their blankets.  Then, when the Jerb Creators show up for a busy day of jerb creatin', these terrorists can unload on the backbone of our Merican Freedoms.  With the Jerb Creators of Florida gone, the state will spiral down at least one whole level being that they were exactly one who level from the absolute bottom anyways.

It's cheaper than training a rabbit to saw neatly along the state border and push Florida off towards South America.
2014-02-12 06:42:08 AM
1 votes:
5 star chef of tv dinners: To be fair, I highly doubt anyone is freezing to death in florida

*boots you into the flame trench at Launch Complex 39-B**

Do not ever tell me that it does not freeze in Florida.
2014-02-12 06:41:59 AM
1 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: I bet it gets really cold down there in Florida.

Another non-story designed to drum up hatred for the Right.


You're  hell-bent on proving that the Average American Guy is an idiot, aren't you?
2014-02-12 06:37:22 AM
1 votes:
I'm sure there are no homeless people in Pensacola; after all, it's the hub of fundamentalist Christianity for the whole Southeast. Jesus commanded that Christians take care of the poor, hungry, and naked, so I'm sure anyone homeless has all their needs attended to with so many Christians around.
2014-02-12 06:33:13 AM
1 votes:
Snuggies for everybody! Wear 3 at once.
2014-02-12 05:32:40 AM
1 votes:

grimlock1972: Seriously the only logical purpose of such a law is to drive out the homeless, they are likely hoping they go further south in Florida.


Where the large, man-eating snakes can get them. . . Hmmmm. . . .
2014-02-12 05:27:09 AM
1 votes:

justaguy516: Really, what is the justification for this? Drug use?


Homeless are clever things. They could be doin anything under them blankets!

/Stupid law is stupid
2014-02-12 05:15:07 AM
1 votes:
I remember in Florida a few years back a couple of high schoolers were going out and beating homeless guys to death with a bat for kicks. They were identified by a bank camera, arrested, and I didn't hear what happened to them after that, but I think they may have been elected to city council?
2014-02-12 04:55:21 AM
1 votes:
If these takers would just accept jesus as their saviour their mental health problems would disappear.
2014-02-12 04:33:02 AM
1 votes:

AverageAmericanGuy: I bet it gets really cold down there in Florida.

Another non-story designed to drum up hatred for the Right.


You're right of course, I NEVER gets cold at night when you're near a very large body of water.
2014-02-12 03:16:33 AM
1 votes:
I bet it gets really cold down there in Florida.

Another non-story designed to drum up hatred for the Right.
 
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