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2014-02-12 12:55:18 AM  
6 votes:
www.blowoutcards.com
2014-02-12 12:17:15 AM  
6 votes:
The school admins do need to get their hive-mind out of the gutter.  On the other hand, yoga pants.

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2014-02-12 02:21:04 AM  
5 votes:
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2014-02-12 02:16:15 AM  
5 votes:
cdn.funnie.st
2014-02-12 01:36:51 AM  
4 votes:
As a guy in his 20s, I love looking at most chicks in these pants. As a practical person, I have a problem with girls thinking these are actually acceptable as clothes for anything other than exercise. Whenever I see a girl wearing these in public, I'll announce "not pants! not pants!" at a volume juuust loud enough for them to hear, but they probably won't because they're too busy thinking about themselves.
2014-02-12 07:10:56 AM  
3 votes:
where do you all work that women wear yoga pants?  I don't think I've worked a single place in my life that would consider that acceptable.  its not even the sexy thing, or just like wearing pj pants to work or workout clothes.  Its not professional.
2014-02-12 01:12:08 AM  
3 votes:
I'm with the school on this one.  You don't even really have the "but it expresses my individuality" lame excuse on this one, or the slightly more legitimate excuse that your dress-code violations are semi-permanent e.g. dyed hair/piercings.

You're just... randomly wearing undergarments as outerwear like a moron.

Seriously, the school is basically doing the kids a favor on this one by saving them from their children making fun of their school-age photos for eternity.

// Also...really?  A school policy changed referred to as "outlawing" something?  Are they arresting or lynching people over this now?
2014-02-12 06:18:46 AM  
2 votes:
www.peopleamazeme.com

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2014-02-12 02:26:28 AM  
2 votes:
www.hollywoodtuna.com
2014-02-12 02:03:03 AM  
2 votes:

red5ish: "I don't appreciate having to be responsible for a boy paying attention or even being told that it's my responsibility to not distract someone with my body. I don't like being objectified in that way. " Shut up you disingenuous twit and put some pants on. You're not fooling anybody but yourself.


While your answer was a bit... abrasive... I have to say you're on the right track. Sort of.

 I say fight fire with fire. If the girls are going to be all "we'll wear clothes that leave nothing to the imagination and then get mad at men for looking at us", then men have to fight back! Like so:
ts4.explicit.bing.net

If every man started wearing tights, women would get a dose of their own medicine.

And as a bonus, the fat guys in tights would be revenge against all the giant 270-lbs women who think they can pull off wearing yoga pants.
2014-02-12 01:59:48 AM  
2 votes:

Nix Nightbird: So far, this thread disappoints.
Gigantic, bulbous asses are not attractive in yoga pants. Trim, firm, toned girl butts are what yoga pants are made for. Damn the hippity hop music for making people think chunky asses are desirable.
The following scenes are not suitable for chubby chasers:
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And Pretty NSFW


I can't be the only one who finds duckface to be an instant turn off, and evidence enough that the girl in question is a 'tard? Your third pic.... jesus, what the hell possesses a human being to make that face besides rotten eggs?
2014-02-12 01:54:20 AM  
2 votes:

So far, this thread disappoints.


Gigantic, bulbous asses are not attractive in yoga pants. Trim, firm, toned girl butts are what yoga pants are made for. Damn the hippity hop music for making people think chunky asses are desirable.


The following scenes are not suitable for chubby chasers:


4.bp.blogspot.com

girlsinyogapants.com

thechive.files.wordpress.com

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cdn.rsvlts.com

img.izismile.com


And Pretty NSFW
2014-02-12 01:50:45 AM  
2 votes:
"I don't appreciate having to be responsible for a boy paying attention or even being told that it's my responsibility to not distract someone with my body. I don't like being objectified in that way. "

Shut up you disingenuous twit and put some pants on. You're not fooling anybody but yourself.
2014-02-12 01:34:30 AM  
2 votes:

drumhellar: "I don't appreciate having to be responsible for a boy paying attention or even being told that it's my responsibility to not distract someone with my body. I don't like being objectified in that way. "

No. We need to be teaching girls at a young age that it's their fault boys act like boys.



The girl was bullshiatting anyway.  The whole point of wearing the pants is to get the boys' attention.

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2014-02-12 01:28:02 AM  
2 votes:
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2014-02-12 01:10:21 AM  
2 votes:
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2014-02-12 01:06:29 AM  
2 votes:

clancifer: Yoga pants thread?  Yes, please.


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2014-02-11 11:49:31 PM  
2 votes:
Teenagers in yoga pants? Should I have a seat over there?
2014-02-12 03:26:02 PM  
1 votes:
media-cache-ec0.pinimg.com

You could smother her ass in 25 year old Surströmming and I would still eat it.
2014-02-12 03:06:17 PM  
1 votes:
Must run, but here's a sampling of the good stuff

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And one NSFW
2014-02-12 02:52:14 PM  
1 votes:
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2014-02-12 01:28:50 PM  
1 votes:
So I'm dropping my son off at Middle School and this girl gets out of the car in front of us. She looks "developed" and is wearing skin tight leggings. You can make out every curve and crevice on her lower torso. And her mom just dropped her off at school like that. I wouldn't let my 13 year old daughter out of the house with a camel toe (believe me I make her change her pants). What are these parents thinking? Every boy is going to be staring at her junk.
2014-02-12 01:20:31 PM  
1 votes:

FirstNationalBastard: Bane of Broone: Nix Nightbird: So far, this thread disappoints.
Gigantic, bulbous asses are not attractive in yoga pants. Trim, firm, toned girl butts are what yoga pants are made for. Damn the hippity hop music for making people think chunky asses are desirable.
The following scenes are not suitable for chubby chasers:
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 390x600][girlsinyogapants.com image 600x1180][thechive.files.wordpress.com image 500x666][thechive.files.wordpress.com image 500x822][cdn.rsvlts.com image 612x612][img.izismile.com image 600x600]
And Pretty NSFW

Yeah they are. Don't make broad generalizations because you're not packing enough to handle it.

See, I was just thinking "white guy-like typing detected".


I was already married to a woman with a huge ass for a couple decades. Been there. Done that. Divorced it.

And I'm not all-white. Mostly white. Some red. No brown, though (that I know of).

However, I've dated the full rainbow of colors and the full range of sizes. "Curvy" asses expand, eventually, and I'm just honest enough to say "Yes, those pants DO make you look fat."
2014-02-12 12:59:44 PM  
1 votes:
2014-02-12 12:05:51 PM  
1 votes:
www.girlsinyogapants.com

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2014-02-12 10:52:41 AM  
1 votes:
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2014-02-12 10:41:14 AM  
1 votes:
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2014-02-12 08:05:05 AM  
1 votes:
No girl/woman wears these without knowing it puts their arse on display.

Oh, and rape culture.
2014-02-12 08:04:02 AM  
1 votes:
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2014-02-12 07:58:33 AM  
1 votes:
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2014-02-12 06:41:51 AM  
1 votes:
And for good measure:

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2014-02-12 05:35:19 AM  
1 votes:
It's simple, really.

bad law:
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good law:
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Jude Law:
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Class dismissed
2014-02-12 03:05:35 AM  
1 votes:

Nix Nightbird: So far, this thread disappoints.
Gigantic, bulbous asses are not attractive in yoga pants. Trim, firm, toned girl butts are what yoga pants are made for. Damn the hippity hop music for making people think chunky asses are desirable.
The following scenes are not suitable for chubby chasers:
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 390x600][girlsinyogapants.com image 600x1180][thechive.files.wordpress.com image 500x666][thechive.files.wordpress.com image 500x822][cdn.rsvlts.com image 612x612][img.izismile.com image 600x600]
And Pretty NSFW


Yeah they are. Don't make broad generalizations because you're not packing enough to handle it.
2014-02-12 02:52:21 AM  
1 votes:
Maggie_Luna:If you have a labial wedgie...

... you have my complete and undivided attention.
2014-02-12 02:47:07 AM  
1 votes:

debug: Kerpal: Anyone else never even see the phrase "yoga pants" mentioned anywhere until the last couple of years? farking yogis.

It's just stretching guys.


That's because they used to be called leggings or tights or spandex pants.  There's nothing new going on here.


There is a difference. Leggings or tights hug the skin all the way down to the ankle. Yoga pants fit snugly around the waist and hips and have a loose fit around the legs.
2014-02-12 02:39:39 AM  
1 votes:
thethesiswhisperer.files.wordpress.com

Begun the camel toe wars have.

2014-02-12 02:17:29 AM  
1 votes:
b-b-b-b-but they waaaaaant to wear yoga pants because celebrities wear them!

/hate fashion trends
//love some yoga pants on ---adult--- bodies
///wear them under your normal pants if it's about comfort little ladies
2014-02-12 02:04:27 AM  
1 votes:

Nix Nightbird: red5ish: "I don't appreciate having to be responsible for a boy paying attention or even being told that it's my responsibility to not distract someone with my body. I don't like being objectified in that way. " Shut up you disingenuous twit and put some pants on. You're not fooling anybody but yourself.

While your answer was a bit... abrasive... I have to say you're on the right track. Sort of.

 I say fight fire with fire. If the girls are going to be all "we'll wear clothes that leave nothing to the imagination and then get mad at men for looking at us", then men have to fight back! Like so:
[ts4.explicit.bing.net image 342x480]

If every man started wearing tights, women would get a dose of their own medicine.

And as a bonus, the fat guys in tights would be revenge against all the giant 270-lbs women who think they can pull off wearing yoga pants.


Look, I'm a girl, and I would not look at that all day if you paid me. Girls are hot. Man-bulges are nasty.
2014-02-12 01:57:30 AM  
1 votes:
Yoga pants are a privilege, not a right.

/No fatties
2014-02-12 01:49:36 AM  
1 votes:
Well, it won't kill them to get dressed for school. They'll get over it.
2014-02-12 01:43:08 AM  
1 votes:

Jim_Callahan: I'm with the school on this one.  You don't even really have the "but it expresses my individuality" lame excuse on this one, or the slightly more legitimate excuse that your dress-code violations are semi-permanent e.g. dyed hair/piercings.

You're just... randomly wearing undergarments as outerwear like a moron.

Seriously, the school is basically doing the kids a favor on this one by saving them from their children making fun of their school-age photos for eternity.

// Also...really?  A school policy changed referred to as "outlawing" something?  Are they arresting or lynching people over this now?



While I agree that schools should be able to set dress codes..  For purposes of this thread, I am pro-yoga pants.
2014-02-12 01:40:50 AM  
1 votes:
Also, I agree with this banning. Nothing, and I mean, NOTHING gets me harder and hornier than a woman wearing leggings. Holy shiat, the way the body (and all its intricacies) mark out is astounding. So seeing jailbait wearing leggings is actually doing me a favor so I don't end up in jail >_>
2014-02-12 01:28:36 AM  
1 votes:
High school?  Yep.  Makes sense.  Hell, they need to ban them in my office because yoga pants are eventually going to get me hauled in front of HR.  I'm a guy, damn it. I can't help but look.  It's programmed into me.  It's a primal thing.
2014-02-12 01:15:56 AM  
1 votes:
"I don't appreciate having to be responsible for a boy paying attention or even being told that it's my responsibility to not distract someone with my body. I don't like being objectified in that way. "

No. We need to be teaching girls at a young age that it's their fault boys act like boys.
2014-02-12 01:09:28 AM  
1 votes:

Kerpal: Anyone else never even see the phrase "yoga pants" mentioned anywhere until the last couple of years? farking yogis.

It's just stretching guys.



That's because they used to be called leggings or tights or spandex pants.  There's nothing new going on here.
2014-02-12 01:09:19 AM  
1 votes:
http://www.girlsinyogapants.com/?random=1

/You're welcome
2014-02-12 12:55:10 AM  
1 votes:
I was all prepared to be outraged, then I saw the words 'High school' and decided that I didn't care.
2014-02-12 12:26:26 AM  
1 votes:
Yoga pants thread?  Yes, please.
 
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