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2014-02-11 11:46:03 PM  
High school?  Ok, but we're drawing the line there.
 
2014-02-11 11:49:31 PM  
Teenagers in yoga pants? Should I have a seat over there?
 
2014-02-12 12:26:26 AM  
Yoga pants thread?  Yes, please.
 
2014-02-12 12:41:24 AM  
When yoga pants are outlawed, only outlaws will wear yoga pants

Preferably only sexy over-18 outlaws, please. KTHXBYE. ;)
 
2014-02-12 12:55:10 AM  
I was all prepared to be outraged, then I saw the words 'High school' and decided that I didn't care.
 
2014-02-12 12:55:18 AM  
www.blowoutcards.com
 
2014-02-12 12:58:53 AM  
Anyone else never even see the phrase "yoga pants" mentioned anywhere until the last couple of years? farking yogis.

It's just stretching guys.
 
2014-02-12 01:00:59 AM  
TFA: "It's called attention to something that no one even thought about," said [a female senior student]

Either this student has learned nothing and doesn't deserve to graduate, or she has learned perfectly how to give a "good answer" that will be completely believed by the clueless but completely ignored as spin by the clueful and has a bright future in politics.

/has thought about it
//often
///like right now
 
2014-02-12 01:01:56 AM  

King Something: [www.blowoutcards.com image 522x392]


I came here to say just that.
/They should ban men from wearing skinny jeans(yeast jeans) also
 
2014-02-12 01:02:12 AM  

Kerpal: Anyone else never even see the phrase "yoga pants" mentioned anywhere until the last couple of years? farking yogis.

It's just stretching guys.


It's usually the girls not guys that wear them. Indeed the reason has to do with the...stretching.

/something stretching on me right now
 
2014-02-12 01:08:01 AM  
If they had yoga pants when i was in high school, I would be a different man today.
 
2014-02-12 01:09:19 AM  
http://www.girlsinyogapants.com/?random=1

/You're welcome
 
2014-02-12 01:09:28 AM  

Kerpal: Anyone else never even see the phrase "yoga pants" mentioned anywhere until the last couple of years? farking yogis.

It's just stretching guys.



That's because they used to be called leggings or tights or spandex pants.  There's nothing new going on here.
 
2014-02-12 01:12:08 AM  
I'm with the school on this one.  You don't even really have the "but it expresses my individuality" lame excuse on this one, or the slightly more legitimate excuse that your dress-code violations are semi-permanent e.g. dyed hair/piercings.

You're just... randomly wearing undergarments as outerwear like a moron.

Seriously, the school is basically doing the kids a favor on this one by saving them from their children making fun of their school-age photos for eternity.

// Also...really?  A school policy changed referred to as "outlawing" something?  Are they arresting or lynching people over this now?
 
2014-02-12 01:14:07 AM  
I'll wage a secret battle from the inside against the bourgeois oppression.
 
2014-02-12 01:15:56 AM  
"I don't appreciate having to be responsible for a boy paying attention or even being told that it's my responsibility to not distract someone with my body. I don't like being objectified in that way. "

No. We need to be teaching girls at a young age that it's their fault boys act like boys.
 
2014-02-12 01:18:03 AM  
Shameless bookmark.
 
2014-02-12 01:20:55 AM  
Bookless shamemark
 
2014-02-12 01:24:46 AM  
Shamebook markless.
 
2014-02-12 01:25:32 AM  
Lessmark bookshame.
 
2014-02-12 01:26:50 AM  
C-c-c-c-c-c-c-c-combo breaker!!!
 
2014-02-12 01:28:06 AM  

emotion_lotion: If they had yoga pants when i was in high school, I would be a different man today.



"Baggies", were the pant style of choice for girls when I was coming of age (mid 80s).

Blue, denim, heavily pocketed,  Rosie O'donnell sized pants on size 2 teenaged girls.  Perfect for harvesting potatoes.

Throw a giant Bill Cosby sweater over the whole thing and that's what you've got.
 
2014-02-12 01:28:36 AM  
High school?  Yep.  Makes sense.  Hell, they need to ban them in my office because yoga pants are eventually going to get me hauled in front of HR.  I'm a guy, damn it. I can't help but look.  It's programmed into me.  It's a primal thing.
 
2014-02-12 01:36:51 AM  
As a guy in his 20s, I love looking at most chicks in these pants. As a practical person, I have a problem with girls thinking these are actually acceptable as clothes for anything other than exercise. Whenever I see a girl wearing these in public, I'll announce "not pants! not pants!" at a volume juuust loud enough for them to hear, but they probably won't because they're too busy thinking about themselves.
 
2014-02-12 01:38:12 AM  
The only one who can stop a bad guy in Yoga pants is a good guy in Yoga pants.
 
2014-02-12 01:38:32 AM  

OgreMagi: High school?  Yep.  Makes sense.  Hell, they need to ban them in my office because yoga pants are eventually going to get me hauled in front of HR.  I'm a guy, damn it. I can't help but look.  It's programmed into me.  It's a primal thing.


This.

The whores where I work all wear the damn things and I've had the pleasure of explaining my wandering eyes to the head of HR twice now.

/she is hawt.
//wears those pants too.
///she either wants to bang me, or I'm just a lucky guy to still be employed.
////SLASHIES!!!!!
 
2014-02-12 01:38:44 AM  

Kerpal: Anyone else never even see the phrase "yoga pants" mentioned anywhere until the last couple of years? farking yogis.

It's just stretching guys.


This. farking reddit and their hivemind. It's LEGGINGS, not "Yoga pants". People from India don't use farking lycra fabric...
 
2014-02-12 01:39:27 AM  
Recalling how dry my high school years were, I am all for high school girls wearing yoga pants. And I sincerely hope there are feminist programs teaching the high school students about extra-enthusiastic consent and about being sex positive. I think there should be mandatory courses in feminist sex education for all high school kids, including instruction about emergency birth control, and plan b, and abortion rights.

It has taken me forty years to learn what kind of smile was hidden beneath the Dworkin's dark moustache. O cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from her biting teats! Two gin-scented tears trickled down the sides of my nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. I had won the victory over myself. I loved Big Sister.
 
2014-02-12 01:40:50 AM  
Also, I agree with this banning. Nothing, and I mean, NOTHING gets me harder and hornier than a woman wearing leggings. Holy shiat, the way the body (and all its intricacies) mark out is astounding. So seeing jailbait wearing leggings is actually doing me a favor so I don't end up in jail >_>
 
2014-02-12 01:43:08 AM  

Jim_Callahan: I'm with the school on this one.  You don't even really have the "but it expresses my individuality" lame excuse on this one, or the slightly more legitimate excuse that your dress-code violations are semi-permanent e.g. dyed hair/piercings.

You're just... randomly wearing undergarments as outerwear like a moron.

Seriously, the school is basically doing the kids a favor on this one by saving them from their children making fun of their school-age photos for eternity.

// Also...really?  A school policy changed referred to as "outlawing" something?  Are they arresting or lynching people over this now?



While I agree that schools should be able to set dress codes..  For purposes of this thread, I am pro-yoga pants.
 
2014-02-12 01:45:02 AM  

2chris2: The girl was bullshiatting anyway.  The whole point of wearing the pants is to get the boys' attention.


Why not the girls' too?
 
2014-02-12 01:49:15 AM  
My girlfriend has a little sister in high school.  Yoga pants and Uggs are basically the only thing high school girls seem to wear considering what I've seen of my girlfriend's sister and her friends in the past few months
 
2014-02-12 01:49:36 AM  
Well, it won't kill them to get dressed for school. They'll get over it.
 
2014-02-12 01:50:45 AM  
"I don't appreciate having to be responsible for a boy paying attention or even being told that it's my responsibility to not distract someone with my body. I don't like being objectified in that way. "

Shut up you disingenuous twit and put some pants on. You're not fooling anybody but yourself.
 
2014-02-12 01:51:35 AM  

mamoru: When yoga pants are outlawed, only outlaws will wear yoga pants

Preferably only sexy over-18 outlaws, please. KTHXBYE. ;)


And everyone else can be arrested?

[ponders]

I have no problem with this law.
 
2014-02-12 01:56:41 AM  

emotion_lotion: If they had yoga pants when i was in high school, I would be a different man today.


The oldest high school student in the world?
 
2014-02-12 01:56:46 AM  

JohnnyC: 2chris2: The girl was bullshiatting anyway.  The whole point of wearing the pants is to get the boys' attention.

Why not the girls' too?


Because it was a generalized statement that doesn't have to take in to account a statistically insignificant portion of society and that PC speak that tries to cover all bases ends up getting needlessly bogged down?

/this goes for everyone
/no matter their race, religion, creed, ethnicity, nationality, sexual orientation, gender, sex, animal kingdom, species of extra-earth origin yet to be discovered, and all other inter dimensional beings of the theorized multiverse.
 
2014-02-12 01:57:30 AM  
Yoga pants are a privilege, not a right.

/No fatties
 
2014-02-12 01:58:10 AM  
Let me say .... as a high school teacher ....  let the damn girls wear what they want. One thing that I noticed: I think with the girls wearing them, it kind of made the boys stop wearing the stupid skinny jeans. Those things went out of style as the girls started going with the stretchy pants. Win-win.
 
2014-02-12 01:59:48 AM  

Nix Nightbird: So far, this thread disappoints.
Gigantic, bulbous asses are not attractive in yoga pants. Trim, firm, toned girl butts are what yoga pants are made for. Damn the hippity hop music for making people think chunky asses are desirable.
The following scenes are not suitable for chubby chasers:
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And Pretty NSFW


I can't be the only one who finds duckface to be an instant turn off, and evidence enough that the girl in question is a 'tard? Your third pic.... jesus, what the hell possesses a human being to make that face besides rotten eggs?
 
2014-02-12 02:01:03 AM  
People were making this same argument a century ago about women wearing any kind of pants (as opposed to skirts or dresses). Values change. Get over it, old people.
 
2014-02-12 02:02:47 AM  
I have no respect for women who wear leggings as trousers without the corresponding long covering such as a tunic or dress that is meant to go over the derrière.

Yoga pants outside of athletic activity is as sophisticated, but slightly better looking depending on the wearer, as sweat pangs. It is lazy.

If you have a labial wedgie the clothing is more than ill fitting.

I do not wear leggings because I do not like them. I wear yoga pants to the gym.
 
2014-02-12 02:03:13 AM  

bhcompy: My girlfriend has a little sister in high school.  Yoga pants and Uggs are basically the only thing high school girls seem to wear considering what I've seen of my girlfriend's sister and her friends in the past few months


I've seen them not-wearing that stuff.
 
2014-02-12 02:04:18 AM  

NateAsbestos: Nix Nightbird: So far, this thread disappoints.
Gigantic, bulbous asses are not attractive in yoga pants. Trim, firm, toned girl butts are what yoga pants are made for. Damn the hippity hop music for making people think chunky asses are desirable.
The following scenes are not suitable for chubby chasers:
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And Pretty NSFW

I can't be the only one who finds duckface to be an instant turn off, and evidence enough that the girl in question is a 'tard? Your third pic.... jesus, what the hell possesses a human being to make that face besides rotten eggs?


Face?!

What is this "face" you speak of?
 
2014-02-12 02:04:27 AM  

Nix Nightbird: red5ish: "I don't appreciate having to be responsible for a boy paying attention or even being told that it's my responsibility to not distract someone with my body. I don't like being objectified in that way. " Shut up you disingenuous twit and put some pants on. You're not fooling anybody but yourself.

While your answer was a bit... abrasive... I have to say you're on the right track. Sort of.

 I say fight fire with fire. If the girls are going to be all "we'll wear clothes that leave nothing to the imagination and then get mad at men for looking at us", then men have to fight back! Like so:
[ts4.explicit.bing.net image 342x480]

If every man started wearing tights, women would get a dose of their own medicine.

And as a bonus, the fat guys in tights would be revenge against all the giant 270-lbs women who think they can pull off wearing yoga pants.


Look, I'm a girl, and I would not look at that all day if you paid me. Girls are hot. Man-bulges are nasty.
 
2014-02-12 02:06:05 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Nix Nightbird: red5ish: "I don't appreciate having to be responsible for a boy paying attention or even being told that it's my responsibility to not distract someone with my body. I don't like being objectified in that way. " Shut up you disingenuous twit and put some pants on. You're not fooling anybody but yourself.

While your answer was a bit... abrasive... I have to say you're on the right track. Sort of.

 I say fight fire with fire. If the girls are going to be all "we'll wear clothes that leave nothing to the imagination and then get mad at men for looking at us", then men have to fight back! Like so:
[ts4.explicit.bing.net image 342x480]

If every man started wearing tights, women would get a dose of their own medicine.

And as a bonus, the fat guys in tights would be revenge against all the giant 270-lbs women who think they can pull off wearing yoga pants.

Look, I'm a girl, and I would not look at that all day if you paid me. Girls are hot. Man-bulges are nasty.


That is why (the) God(s) invented cod pieces.
 
2014-02-12 02:06:24 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Nix Nightbird: red5ish: "I don't appreciate having to be responsible for a boy paying attention or even being told that it's my responsibility to not distract someone with my body. I don't like being objectified in that way. " Shut up you disingenuous twit and put some pants on. You're not fooling anybody but yourself.

While your answer was a bit... abrasive... I have to say you're on the right track. Sort of.

 I say fight fire with fire. If the girls are going to be all "we'll wear clothes that leave nothing to the imagination and then get mad at men for looking at us", then men have to fight back! Like so:
[ts4.explicit.bing.net image 342x480]

If every man started wearing tights, women would get a dose of their own medicine.

And as a bonus, the fat guys in tights would be revenge against all the giant 270-lbs women who think they can pull off wearing yoga pants.

Look, I'm a girl, and I would not look at that all day if you paid me. Girls are hot. Man-bulges are nasty.


See? It would work. Maybe the opposite way, but it would work.
 
2014-02-12 02:10:23 AM  
Highschool girls in yoga pants subby? Have a seat over here.
 
2014-02-12 02:14:53 AM  
I wonder if it played out anything like this.

BTW i'm wearing my nert right now...
 
2014-02-12 02:16:41 AM  

Nix Nightbird: red5ish: "I don't appreciate having to be responsible for a boy paying attention or even being told that it's my responsibility to not distract someone with my body. I don't like being objectified in that way. " Shut up you disingenuous twit and put some pants on. You're not fooling anybody but yourself.

While your answer was a bit... abrasive... I have to say you're on the right track. Sort of.

 I say fight fire with fire. If the girls are going to be all "we'll wear clothes that leave nothing to the imagination and then get mad at men for looking at us", then men have to fight back! Like so:
[ts4.explicit.bing.net image 342x480]

If every man started wearing tights, women would get a dose of their own medicine.

And as a bonus, the fat guys in tights would be revenge against all the giant 270-lbs women who think they can pull off wearing yoga pants.


It would certainly hasten the reverse sexism debate as men everywhere were charged with indecency for showing some bulge.
 
2014-02-12 02:17:29 AM  
b-b-b-b-but they waaaaaant to wear yoga pants because celebrities wear them!

/hate fashion trends
//love some yoga pants on ---adult--- bodies
///wear them under your normal pants if it's about comfort little ladies
 
2014-02-12 02:20:20 AM  

Frank N Stein: JohnnyC: 2chris2: The girl was bullshiatting anyway.  The whole point of wearing the pants is to get the boys' attention.

Why not the girls' too?


Because it was a generalized statement that doesn't have to take in to account a statistically insignificant portion of society and that PC speak that tries to cover all bases ends up getting needlessly bogged down?


No sense of humor... how sad for you. :(

Try laughing sometimes... it can be very rewarding. And if you can't laugh... at least try to smile.
 
2014-02-12 02:22:11 AM  

NateAsbestos: Nix Nightbird: So far, this thread disappoints.
Gigantic, bulbous asses are not attractive in yoga pants. Trim, firm, toned girl butts are what yoga pants are made for. Damn the hippity hop music for making people think chunky asses are desirable.
The following scenes are not suitable for chubby chasers:
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And Pretty NSFW

I can't be the only one who finds duckface to be an instant turn off, and evidence enough that the girl in question is a 'tard? Your third pic.... jesus, what the hell possesses a human being to make that face besides rotten eggs?


There were faces in those pictures?
 
2014-02-12 02:22:57 AM  
Almost the only reason I go to the gym.....

/I like working out too
 
2014-02-12 02:24:54 AM  

NateAsbestos: Nix Nightbird: So far, this thread disappoints.
Gigantic, bulbous asses are not attractive in yoga pants. Trim, firm, toned girl butts are what yoga pants are made for. Damn the hippity hop music for making people think chunky asses are desirable.
The following scenes are not suitable for chubby chasers:
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And Pretty NSFW

I can't be the only one who finds duckface to be an instant turn off, and evidence enough that the girl in question is a 'tard? Your third pic.... jesus, what the hell possesses a human being to make that face besides rotten eggs?


not at all.  As soon as I saw those lips, I couldn't care less what was below it.
 
2014-02-12 02:25:34 AM  
frestcrallen:

Does it say "house" on the side of that bread?

/I mean, er, what bread?
 
2014-02-12 02:39:39 AM  
thethesiswhisperer.files.wordpress.com

Begun the camel toe wars have.

 
2014-02-12 02:44:21 AM  

fusillade762: Teenagers in yoga pants? Should I have a seat over there?


You and every other heterosexual male above the age of 9.
 
2014-02-12 02:47:07 AM  

debug: Kerpal: Anyone else never even see the phrase "yoga pants" mentioned anywhere until the last couple of years? farking yogis.

It's just stretching guys.


That's because they used to be called leggings or tights or spandex pants.  There's nothing new going on here.


There is a difference. Leggings or tights hug the skin all the way down to the ankle. Yoga pants fit snugly around the waist and hips and have a loose fit around the legs.
 
2014-02-12 02:52:21 AM  
Maggie_Luna:If you have a labial wedgie...

... you have my complete and undivided attention.
 
2014-02-12 02:56:05 AM  

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Nice one!
 
2014-02-12 03:01:41 AM  

Nogale: debug: Kerpal: Anyone else never even see the phrase "yoga pants" mentioned anywhere until the last couple of years? farking yogis.

It's just stretching guys.


That's because they used to be called leggings or tights or spandex pants.  There's nothing new going on here.

There is a difference. Leggings or tights hug the skin all the way down to the ankle. Yoga pants fit snugly around the waist and hips and have a loose fit around the legs.


Some do, some do not.
 
2014-02-12 03:05:35 AM  

Nix Nightbird: So far, this thread disappoints.
Gigantic, bulbous asses are not attractive in yoga pants. Trim, firm, toned girl butts are what yoga pants are made for. Damn the hippity hop music for making people think chunky asses are desirable.
The following scenes are not suitable for chubby chasers:
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And Pretty NSFW


Yeah they are. Don't make broad generalizations because you're not packing enough to handle it.
 
2014-02-12 04:54:02 AM  

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Favorited.

Label: Genius
 
2014-02-12 06:03:23 AM  

Cheese eating surrender monkey: It's simple, really.

bad law:


good law:


Jude Law:


Class dismissed


You forgot Cole's Law, which is thinly sliced cabbage.
 
2014-02-12 06:37:04 AM  

bhcompy: My girlfriend has a little sister in high school.  Yoga pants and Uggs are basically the only thing high school girls seem to wear considering what I've seen of my girlfriend's sister and her friends in the past few months


Sooo....they're topless?

I'm asking for a friend...
 
2014-02-12 06:44:57 AM  

Nogale: debug: Kerpal: Anyone else never even see the phrase "yoga pants" mentioned anywhere until the last couple of years? farking yogis.

It's just stretching guys.


That's because they used to be called leggings or tights or spandex pants.  There's nothing new going on here.

There is a difference. Leggings or tights hug the skin all the way down to the ankle. Yoga pants fit snugly around the waist and hips and have a loose fit around the legs.


Eh, I hear "leggings", I don't think of ANY kind of pant that goes up past the crotchal area; I think more "leg warmers."

Probably just me.
 
2014-02-12 06:51:05 AM  

Nix Nightbird: red5ish: "I don't appreciate having to be responsible for a boy paying attention or even being told that it's my responsibility to not distract someone with my body. I don't like being objectified in that way. " Shut up you disingenuous twit and put some pants on. You're not fooling anybody but yourself.

While your answer was a bit... abrasive... I have to say you're on the right track. Sort of.

 I say fight fire with fire. If the girls are going to be all "we'll wear clothes that leave nothing to the imagination and then get mad at men for looking at us", then men have to fight back! Like so:
[ts4.explicit.bing.net image 342x480]

If every man started wearing tights, women would get a dose of their own medicine.

And as a bonus, the fat guys in tights would be revenge against all the giant 270-lbs women who think they can pull off wearing yoga pants.


This and more.
I worked in an office that was business casual. The women, however, could wear tights, leggings and etc., with impunity. And these weren't particularly sexy women, either.
There's a double standard of decorum that women need to become more self-aware in observing.
But that's probably like getting a dog to do calculus.

Given that only a very small percentage of the general serf population who are females can pull off yoga pants, this is probably a generally good rule change.

/Yes, get off my lawn, you fat yoga-pantsed sluts!
 
2014-02-12 07:03:48 AM  

Bane of Broone: Nix Nightbird: So far, this thread disappoints.
Gigantic, bulbous asses are not attractive in yoga pants. Trim, firm, toned girl butts are what yoga pants are made for. Damn the hippity hop music for making people think chunky asses are desirable.
The following scenes are not suitable for chubby chasers:
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And Pretty NSFW

Yeah they are. Don't make broad generalizations because you're not packing enough to handle it.


See, I was just thinking "white guy-like typing detected".
 
2014-02-12 07:09:15 AM  
I don't care how good or bad anyone looks in yoga pants at work but don't come crying to me when you are cold at work in the middle of February in Canada if you are wearing them.  The ladies at work do this all the time.  If I have to hear about how cheap I am for not making the building warm enough for them to wear almost nothing when it is 15 below outside too many more times, I'll consider banning the damn things.
 
2014-02-12 07:10:56 AM  
where do you all work that women wear yoga pants?  I don't think I've worked a single place in my life that would consider that acceptable.  its not even the sexy thing, or just like wearing pj pants to work or workout clothes.  Its not professional.
 
2014-02-12 07:15:05 AM  

RoyBatty: Recalling how dry my high school years were, I am all for high school girls wearing yoga pants. And I sincerely hope there are feminist programs teaching the high school students about extra-enthusiastic consent and about being sex positive. I think there should be mandatory courses in feminist sex education for all high school kids, including instruction about emergency birth control, and plan b, and abortion rights.

It has taken me forty years to learn what kind of smile was hidden beneath the Dworkin's dark moustache. O cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from her biting teats! Two gin-scented tears trickled down the sides of my nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. I had won the victory over myself. I loved Big Sister.


I'm not sure what that was supposed to mean, but it brought a tear to my eye.

OTOH, I am all about women wearing yoga pants outside the gym or yoga studio.  It's like a big sticker saying "please check out my ass".  And I am happy (usually) to oblige.  It is a more explicit statement that she wants you to look than the girls who wear full makeup and hair styled in the gym.
Why yes, I subscribe to Chappelle's "wearing the uniform" theory.

This having been said, I agree with the school.  Unless the girl students want to learn how to get promoted for making the mattress bounce, they should learn how to dress like big people.
 
2014-02-12 07:25:29 AM  
It's all good until the big fat ones start running around in them.
 
2014-02-12 07:36:06 AM  
Go whore about on your own time.

Really though, if you're going to institute dress codes, just adopt uniforms.
 
2014-02-12 07:36:21 AM  
This is news? My daughter's middle school did this last year. But I will applaud the pics in this thread.
 
2014-02-12 07:51:24 AM  

Smokey the Bare: Shameless bookmark.


PolyHatSnake: Bookless shamemark


Ready-set: Shamebook markless.


fusillade762: Lessmark bookshame.


These.
 
2014-02-12 07:53:47 AM  
Rich kid problems.
 
2014-02-12 07:57:23 AM  
This thread makes me feel funny in my no-no place.
 
2014-02-12 07:58:33 AM  
img.gawkerassets.com
 
2014-02-12 08:02:03 AM  

TomD9938: emotion_lotion: If they had yoga pants when i was in high school, I would be a different man today.


"Baggies", were the pant style of choice for girls when I was coming of age (mid 80s).


Leggings first came out when I was in high school (early-90's).  Found out real quick about girls having curves in the right places.
 
2014-02-12 08:04:02 AM  
o.aolcdn.com
 
2014-02-12 08:05:05 AM  
No girl/woman wears these without knowing it puts their arse on display.

Oh, and rape culture.
 
2014-02-12 08:09:06 AM  

NickelP: where do you all work that women wear yoga pants?  I don't think I've worked a single place in my life that would consider that acceptable.  its not even the sexy thing, or just like wearing pj pants to work or workout clothes.  Its not professional.


Manufacturing where you have little to no interactions with the public in my case.
 
2014-02-12 08:18:49 AM  
I may review this thread for updates later.
 
2014-02-12 08:29:17 AM  

OOBE Juan Kenobi: [thethesiswhisperer.files.wordpress.com image 850x603]Begun the camel toe wars have.


Try Yoda pants you should.  Stretchy they are... and green!
 
2014-02-12 08:33:07 AM  

NateAsbestos: Nix Nightbird: So far, this thread disappoints.
Gigantic, bulbous asses are not attractive in yoga pants. Trim, firm, toned girl butts are what yoga pants are made for. Damn the hippity hop music for making people think chunky asses are desirable.
The following scenes are not suitable for chubby chasers:
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 390x600][girlsinyogapants.com image 600x1180][thechive.files.wordpress.com image 500x666][thechive.files.wordpress.com image 500x822][cdn.rsvlts.com image 612x612][img.izismile.com image 600x600]
And Pretty NSFW

I can't be the only one who finds duckface to be an instant turn off, and evidence enough that the girl in question is a 'tard? Your third pic.... jesus, what the hell possesses a human being to make that face besides rotten eggs?


She had a face?!
 
2014-02-12 08:44:32 AM  
I like girls in tight clothes as much as the next guy, but if the rule says don't wear them, how hard is it to pick a different pair of pants? It's not like this is some kind of oppressive regime that says everyone must wear burlap sacks or something, it just says no yoga pants. I'm sure they have other pants they can wear, it's not a hardship. Protesting because you can't wear fashionable pants is the wrong hill to die on when you're in high school.
 
2014-02-12 08:46:17 AM  
This is an attack not only on yoga pants and leggings, but on our very way of life.
 
2014-02-12 08:50:04 AM  
I would like to thank those who have posted visual aids to explain this issue. Although I am still confused with the whole leggings, tights, yoga pants classification thing so any further elucidation would be appreciated. Please no Conan Obrien pics.
 
2014-02-12 08:50:09 AM  
I think I know what high school they go to.

l.yimg.com
wac.450f.edgecastcdn.net
 
2014-02-12 09:03:15 AM  

Prof. Frink: bhcompy: My girlfriend has a little sister in high school.  Yoga pants and Uggs are basically the only thing high school girls seem to wear considering what I've seen of my girlfriend's sister and her friends in the past few months

I've seen them not-wearing that stuff.


And I've seen Christina Hedricks and Natalie Portman going at it. Pull the other one.
 
2014-02-12 09:05:38 AM  

HotIgneous Intruder: Given that only a very small percentage of the general serf population who are females can pull off yoga pants, this is probably a generally good rule change.


...I, for one, am all in favour of that small percentage pulling off their yoga pants.
 
2014-02-12 09:22:37 AM  
"I don't appreciate having to be responsible for a boy paying attention or even being told that it's my responsibility to not distract someone with my body. I don't like being objectified in that way. "

Jeez, someone send this girl to Home EC classes so she can learn how to make a sandwhich.
 
2014-02-12 09:29:48 AM  
i42.tinypic.com
 
2014-02-12 09:32:12 AM  
FTA: "The administration seems to disagree, saying that the ban is in place because the form fitting pants are "distracting" and not acceptable in the classroom environment."

Translation: male teachers and administrators don't want everyone to see the raging boners they get after the pubescent cameltoe show every day.

/giggity
 
2014-02-12 09:33:58 AM  
Banning Yoga pants won't help...Always other options.

www.examiner.com
 
2014-02-12 09:59:36 AM  
kling_klang_bed:

It's obvious you're part of a large fan base for large yoga asse but some of us still recognize those are unattractively big and flabby. Not "do not want run fast" gross but not in the neighborhood of great or even good.
 
2014-02-12 10:04:49 AM  
So...............bookmark?
 
2014-02-12 10:15:30 AM  

Nix Nightbird: red5ish: "I don't appreciate having to be responsible for a boy paying attention or even being told that it's my responsibility to not distract someone with my body. I don't like being objectified in that way. " Shut up you disingenuous twit and put some pants on. You're not fooling anybody but yourself.

While your answer was a bit... abrasive... I have to say you're on the right track. Sort of.

 I say fight fire with fire. If the girls are going to be all "we'll wear clothes that leave nothing to the imagination and then get mad at men for looking at us", then men have to fight back! Like so:
[ts4.explicit.bing.net image 342x480]

If every man started wearing tights, women would get a dose of their own medicine.

And as a bonus, the fat guys in tights would be revenge against all the giant 270-lbs women who think they can pull off wearing yoga pants.


Where may I subscribe to your newsletter?
 
2014-02-12 10:17:13 AM  
...well maybe they should start a yoga club and..you know...do yoga?

/its winter
//official wardrobe for girls is uggs, yiga pants, north face jacket
///but of course each one will say how unique they are
 
2014-02-12 10:23:45 AM  

JerkStore: I like girls in tight clothes as much as the next guy, but if the rule says don't wear them, how hard is it to pick a different pair of pants? It's not like this is some kind of oppressive regime that says everyone must wear burlap sacks or something, it just says no yoga pants. I'm sure they have other pants they can wear, it's not a hardship. Protesting because you can't wear fashionable pants is the wrong hill to die on when you're in high school.


True enough, but the more things change, the more they remain the same. Remembering how I acted and thought back in high school in the late 80s, if the administration had told me that I couldn't wear Metallica or Slayer T-shirts, I would have been convinced that this was the grossest miscarriage of justice since  Dred Scott.

/kids are still morans
//loves me some yoga pants tho
 
2014-02-12 10:46:29 AM  

FirstNationalBastard: Bane of Broone: Nix Nightbird: So far, this thread disappoints.
Gigantic, bulbous asses are not attractive in yoga pants. Trim, firm, toned girl butts are what yoga pants are made for. Damn the hippity hop music for making people think chunky asses are desirable.
The following scenes are not suitable for chubby chasers:
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 390x600][girlsinyogapants.com image 600x1180][thechive.files.wordpress.com image 500x666][thechive.files.wordpress.com image 500x822][cdn.rsvlts.com image 612x612][img.izismile.com image 600x600]
And Pretty NSFW

Yeah they are. Don't make broad generalizations because you're not packing enough to handle it.

See, I was just thinking "white guy-like typing detected".


THIS. Skinny little white-girl ass need not apply. So sad when there's wrinkles and bags in these pants because the wearer has the NOASSITOL disease.
Nothing like a round curvy booty (that looks like it's PAST puberty) and thighs wrapped in a snug, stretchy, clinging pair of lycra spandex... I'll be in my bunk...
/red beans and rice didn't miss her
 
2014-02-12 11:06:03 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Nix Nightbird: red5ish: "I don't appreciate having to be responsible for a boy paying attention or even being told that it's my responsibility to not distract someone with my body. I don't like being objectified in that way. " Shut up you disingenuous twit and put some pants on. You're not fooling anybody but yourself.

While your answer was a bit... abrasive... I have to say you're on the right track. Sort of.

 I say fight fire with fire. If the girls are going to be all "we'll wear clothes that leave nothing to the imagination and then get mad at men for looking at us", then men have to fight back! Like so:
[ts4.explicit.bing.net image 342x480]

If every man started wearing tights, women would get a dose of their own medicine.

And as a bonus, the fat guys in tights would be revenge against all the giant 270-lbs women who think they can pull off wearing yoga pants.

Look, I'm a girl, and I would not look at that all day if you paid me. Girls are hot. Man-bulges are nasty.


I'm a woman, and dat ass.... like a peach.
 
2014-02-12 11:57:25 AM  

CamelToe YogaPants



www.hello-kitty-market.com
 
2014-02-12 12:14:04 PM  
I guess there will no longer be a reason for me to park outside highschools with binoculars anymore
 
2014-02-12 12:14:07 PM  
I proclaim this a fantastic thread!!
 
2014-02-12 12:56:01 PM  
This thread needs music Camel Toe
 
2014-02-12 12:59:44 PM  
 
2014-02-12 01:08:04 PM  

rewind2846: FirstNationalBastard: Bane of Broone: Nix Nightbird: So far, this thread disappoints.
Gigantic, bulbous asses are not attractive in yoga pants. Trim, firm, toned girl butts are what yoga pants are made for. Damn the hippity hop music for making people think chunky asses are desirable.
The following scenes are not suitable for chubby chasers:
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 390x600][girlsinyogapants.com image 600x1180][thechive.files.wordpress.com image 500x666][thechive.files.wordpress.com image 500x822][cdn.rsvlts.com image 612x612][img.izismile.com image 600x600]
And Pretty NSFW

Yeah they are. Don't make broad generalizations because you're not packing enough to handle it.

See, I was just thinking "white guy-like typing detected".

THIS. Skinny little white-girl ass need not apply. So sad when there's wrinkles and bags in these pants because the wearer has the NOASSITOL disease.
Nothing like a round curvy booty (that looks like it's PAST puberty) and thighs wrapped in a snug, stretchy, clinging pair of lycra spandex... I'll be in my bunk...
/red beans and rice didn't miss her


It's okay. You're chubby chasers. There's no shame in liking fat girls. OWN it, boys.

Just remember that those "booties" turn into "chunky, sloppy bags of cottage cheese" real quick. You start out with a girl with a badonkadonk, and you end up with Honey Boo Boo's mom cutting gigantic, wet farts in bed next to you.
 
2014-02-12 01:20:31 PM  

FirstNationalBastard: Bane of Broone: Nix Nightbird: So far, this thread disappoints.
Gigantic, bulbous asses are not attractive in yoga pants. Trim, firm, toned girl butts are what yoga pants are made for. Damn the hippity hop music for making people think chunky asses are desirable.
The following scenes are not suitable for chubby chasers:
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 390x600][girlsinyogapants.com image 600x1180][thechive.files.wordpress.com image 500x666][thechive.files.wordpress.com image 500x822][cdn.rsvlts.com image 612x612][img.izismile.com image 600x600]
And Pretty NSFW

Yeah they are. Don't make broad generalizations because you're not packing enough to handle it.

See, I was just thinking "white guy-like typing detected".


I was already married to a woman with a huge ass for a couple decades. Been there. Done that. Divorced it.

And I'm not all-white. Mostly white. Some red. No brown, though (that I know of).

However, I've dated the full rainbow of colors and the full range of sizes. "Curvy" asses expand, eventually, and I'm just honest enough to say "Yes, those pants DO make you look fat."
 
2014-02-12 01:28:50 PM  
So I'm dropping my son off at Middle School and this girl gets out of the car in front of us. She looks "developed" and is wearing skin tight leggings. You can make out every curve and crevice on her lower torso. And her mom just dropped her off at school like that. I wouldn't let my 13 year old daughter out of the house with a camel toe (believe me I make her change her pants). What are these parents thinking? Every boy is going to be staring at her junk.
 
2014-02-12 01:48:33 PM  

ristst: Nix Nightbird: I say fight fire with fire. If the girls are going to be all "we'll wear clothes that leave nothing to the imagination and then get mad at men for looking at us", then men have to fight back! Like so:
[ts4.explicit.bing.net image 342x480]

If every man started wearing tights, women would get a dose of their own medicine.


In case you don't know...40 years ago, there was a band called Black Oak Arkansas, who had a lead singer known as Jim Dandy.  He did the "yoga pants on a guy" many decades before yoga pants were on anyone's radar.  (Don't think they were called yoga pants back then)  Oh, and BTW....the band was *enormously* successful.  At their peak they were one of the top 5 concert draws in the world.  Partly from Dandy's outrageous stage antics...and also from their abundance of scandalous, suggestive lyrics.

Like....Hot and Nasty, I've got a Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot Rod, Back Door Man, Fistful of Love, and on and on.  They had songs that weren't filthy, but the nasty ones got the most attention.

Jim Dandy to the rescue.....

[i1168.photobucket.com image 270x400]


My band opened for Black Oak a few months back, and all I have to say is that i'm REALLY glad that Jim Dandy doesn't wear those pants anymore..
 
2014-02-12 01:48:48 PM  
I shall return
 
2014-02-12 01:58:30 PM  
Good. I wish they would ban them at the school where I work. I'm sick of feeling like a dirty old man every time some 16 year-old girl in yoga pants bends over in front of me.
 
2014-02-12 02:00:00 PM  
 
2014-02-12 02:05:41 PM  

holdenoversoul: My band opened for Black Oak a few months back, and all I have to say is that i'm REALLY glad that Jim Dandy doesn't wear those pants anymore..


I saw the documentary on them on Palladia a couple months back.  Jim Dandy was a madman on stage.  And he loved showin' off his package...!

Got lotsa memories of playing gigs in the mid 70s, hearing people yell "BLACK OAK!!!"
 
2014-02-12 02:13:17 PM  
i240.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-12 03:07:38 PM  

ristst: holdenoversoul: My band opened for Black Oak a few months back, and all I have to say is that i'm REALLY glad that Jim Dandy doesn't wear those pants anymore..

I saw the documentary on them on Palladia a couple months back.  Jim Dandy was a madman on stage.  And he loved showin' off his package...!

Got lotsa memories of playing gigs in the mid 70s, hearing people yell "BLACK OAK!!!"


..and they still put on a great show, even though Rickie Lee Reynolds is the only 'original' member in the band. It was a gas to open for them and to meet Jim Dandy. They even dug my band! But yeah this guy doesn't need to wear yoga pants (sorry for the terrible picture quality - I was busy rockin' out):
img.fark.net
 
2014-02-12 04:05:14 PM  
Giggitymarked.
 
2014-02-12 04:45:10 PM  

holdenoversoul: ..and they still put on a great show, even though Rickie Lee Reynolds is the only 'original' member in the band. It was a gas to open for them and to meet Jim Dandy. They even dug my band! But yeah this guy doesn't need to wear yoga pants (sorry for the terrible picture quality - I was busy rockin' out):
[img.fark.net image 266x402]


Man, that is *awesome*.  I see Jim still plays the washboard....does he still do it in his trademark manner? (like he's rubbing one out)

What was cool about that band was, the record label originally did not think much of Jim Dandy...but the public went crazy over the guy, and fans turned out in droves to see their shows.  Absolutely one of a kind there...he had his own thing going.
 
2014-02-12 04:56:52 PM  
David Lee Roth owes a LOT to Jim Dandy.
 
2014-02-12 06:03:48 PM  

Nix Nightbird: Just remember that those "booties" turn into "chunky, sloppy bags of cottage cheese" real quick. You start out with a girl with a badonkadonk, and you end up with Honey Boo Boo's mom cutting gigantic, wet farts in bed next to you.


Not always. Some of those skinny adolescent girls grow to be right porkers once they drop a couple of sprogs and pick up that bag of cheetos. Then not only are they fat, but they're fat with a flat ass. Just sort of spreads to the side, like pancake batter on a griddle.

Now if we're talking about those of the fairer sex of a more normal weight, real booty tends to stay put where it is in most black women. My sister in law is 48 this year with a 26 year old daughter and a 20 year old son, and that son's friends have hit on her before they knew who she was. The girls she hangs out with at the gym are the same way. Even her MOM (71 years old) is killing her stretch pants, so genetics are a factor... but so is laying off the Ho Ho's.

tl, dr; it's not the booty, it's the Bloomin' Onion
/no I won't post pictures
 
2014-02-12 08:08:50 PM  

rewind2846: My sister in law is 48 this year .... no I won't post pictures


Not cool, bro.  Not cool.  We need to see those photos.

Also, in honor of this thread the term "camel toe" is now retired in favor of "labial wedgie"
 
2014-02-13 08:12:48 AM  
i94.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-13 11:31:15 AM  

ristst: holdenoversoul: ..and they still put on a great show, even though Rickie Lee Reynolds is the only 'original' member in the band. It was a gas to open for them and to meet Jim Dandy. They even dug my band! But yeah this guy doesn't need to wear yoga pants (sorry for the terrible picture quality - I was busy rockin' out):
[img.fark.net image 266x402]

Man, that is *awesome*.  I see Jim still plays the washboard....does he still do it in his trademark manner? (like he's rubbing one out)

What was cool about that band was, the record label originally did not think much of Jim Dandy...but the public went crazy over the guy, and fans turned out in droves to see their shows.  Absolutely one of a kind there...he had his own thing going.


He wasn't really too explicit with his stage antics - he's not quite as limber as he was in the '70s, I imagine. The banter was pretty hilarious, though.

Zul the Magnificent: David Lee Roth owes a LOT to Jim Dandy.


THIS.
 
2014-02-13 12:02:23 PM  
good thread.
 
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