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2014-02-12 02:04:18 AM  

NateAsbestos: Nix Nightbird: So far, this thread disappoints.
Gigantic, bulbous asses are not attractive in yoga pants. Trim, firm, toned girl butts are what yoga pants are made for. Damn the hippity hop music for making people think chunky asses are desirable.
The following scenes are not suitable for chubby chasers:
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And Pretty NSFW

I can't be the only one who finds duckface to be an instant turn off, and evidence enough that the girl in question is a 'tard? Your third pic.... jesus, what the hell possesses a human being to make that face besides rotten eggs?


Face?!

What is this "face" you speak of?
 
2014-02-12 02:04:27 AM  

Nix Nightbird: red5ish: "I don't appreciate having to be responsible for a boy paying attention or even being told that it's my responsibility to not distract someone with my body. I don't like being objectified in that way. " Shut up you disingenuous twit and put some pants on. You're not fooling anybody but yourself.

While your answer was a bit... abrasive... I have to say you're on the right track. Sort of.

 I say fight fire with fire. If the girls are going to be all "we'll wear clothes that leave nothing to the imagination and then get mad at men for looking at us", then men have to fight back! Like so:
[ts4.explicit.bing.net image 342x480]

If every man started wearing tights, women would get a dose of their own medicine.

And as a bonus, the fat guys in tights would be revenge against all the giant 270-lbs women who think they can pull off wearing yoga pants.


Look, I'm a girl, and I would not look at that all day if you paid me. Girls are hot. Man-bulges are nasty.
 
2014-02-12 02:06:05 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Nix Nightbird: red5ish: "I don't appreciate having to be responsible for a boy paying attention or even being told that it's my responsibility to not distract someone with my body. I don't like being objectified in that way. " Shut up you disingenuous twit and put some pants on. You're not fooling anybody but yourself.

While your answer was a bit... abrasive... I have to say you're on the right track. Sort of.

 I say fight fire with fire. If the girls are going to be all "we'll wear clothes that leave nothing to the imagination and then get mad at men for looking at us", then men have to fight back! Like so:
[ts4.explicit.bing.net image 342x480]

If every man started wearing tights, women would get a dose of their own medicine.

And as a bonus, the fat guys in tights would be revenge against all the giant 270-lbs women who think they can pull off wearing yoga pants.

Look, I'm a girl, and I would not look at that all day if you paid me. Girls are hot. Man-bulges are nasty.


That is why (the) God(s) invented cod pieces.
 
2014-02-12 02:06:24 AM  

Gyrfalcon: Nix Nightbird: red5ish: "I don't appreciate having to be responsible for a boy paying attention or even being told that it's my responsibility to not distract someone with my body. I don't like being objectified in that way. " Shut up you disingenuous twit and put some pants on. You're not fooling anybody but yourself.

While your answer was a bit... abrasive... I have to say you're on the right track. Sort of.

 I say fight fire with fire. If the girls are going to be all "we'll wear clothes that leave nothing to the imagination and then get mad at men for looking at us", then men have to fight back! Like so:
[ts4.explicit.bing.net image 342x480]

If every man started wearing tights, women would get a dose of their own medicine.

And as a bonus, the fat guys in tights would be revenge against all the giant 270-lbs women who think they can pull off wearing yoga pants.

Look, I'm a girl, and I would not look at that all day if you paid me. Girls are hot. Man-bulges are nasty.


See? It would work. Maybe the opposite way, but it would work.
 
2014-02-12 02:10:23 AM  
Highschool girls in yoga pants subby? Have a seat over here.
 
2014-02-12 02:14:53 AM  
I wonder if it played out anything like this.

BTW i'm wearing my nert right now...
 
2014-02-12 02:16:15 AM  
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2014-02-12 02:16:41 AM  

Nix Nightbird: red5ish: "I don't appreciate having to be responsible for a boy paying attention or even being told that it's my responsibility to not distract someone with my body. I don't like being objectified in that way. " Shut up you disingenuous twit and put some pants on. You're not fooling anybody but yourself.

While your answer was a bit... abrasive... I have to say you're on the right track. Sort of.

 I say fight fire with fire. If the girls are going to be all "we'll wear clothes that leave nothing to the imagination and then get mad at men for looking at us", then men have to fight back! Like so:
[ts4.explicit.bing.net image 342x480]

If every man started wearing tights, women would get a dose of their own medicine.

And as a bonus, the fat guys in tights would be revenge against all the giant 270-lbs women who think they can pull off wearing yoga pants.


It would certainly hasten the reverse sexism debate as men everywhere were charged with indecency for showing some bulge.
 
2014-02-12 02:17:29 AM  
b-b-b-b-but they waaaaaant to wear yoga pants because celebrities wear them!

/hate fashion trends
//love some yoga pants on ---adult--- bodies
///wear them under your normal pants if it's about comfort little ladies
 
2014-02-12 02:20:20 AM  

Frank N Stein: JohnnyC: 2chris2: The girl was bullshiatting anyway.  The whole point of wearing the pants is to get the boys' attention.

Why not the girls' too?


Because it was a generalized statement that doesn't have to take in to account a statistically insignificant portion of society and that PC speak that tries to cover all bases ends up getting needlessly bogged down?


No sense of humor... how sad for you. :(

Try laughing sometimes... it can be very rewarding. And if you can't laugh... at least try to smile.
 
2014-02-12 02:21:04 AM  
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2014-02-12 02:22:11 AM  

NateAsbestos: Nix Nightbird: So far, this thread disappoints.
Gigantic, bulbous asses are not attractive in yoga pants. Trim, firm, toned girl butts are what yoga pants are made for. Damn the hippity hop music for making people think chunky asses are desirable.
The following scenes are not suitable for chubby chasers:
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And Pretty NSFW

I can't be the only one who finds duckface to be an instant turn off, and evidence enough that the girl in question is a 'tard? Your third pic.... jesus, what the hell possesses a human being to make that face besides rotten eggs?


There were faces in those pictures?
 
2014-02-12 02:22:57 AM  
Almost the only reason I go to the gym.....

/I like working out too
 
2014-02-12 02:24:54 AM  

NateAsbestos: Nix Nightbird: So far, this thread disappoints.
Gigantic, bulbous asses are not attractive in yoga pants. Trim, firm, toned girl butts are what yoga pants are made for. Damn the hippity hop music for making people think chunky asses are desirable.
The following scenes are not suitable for chubby chasers:
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 390x600][girlsinyogapants.com image 600x1180][thechive.files.wordpress.com image 500x666][thechive.files.wordpress.com image 500x822][cdn.rsvlts.com image 612x612][img.izismile.com image 600x600]
And Pretty NSFW

I can't be the only one who finds duckface to be an instant turn off, and evidence enough that the girl in question is a 'tard? Your third pic.... jesus, what the hell possesses a human being to make that face besides rotten eggs?


not at all.  As soon as I saw those lips, I couldn't care less what was below it.
 
2014-02-12 02:25:34 AM  

frestcrallen:


Does it say "house" on the side of that bread?

/I mean, er, what bread?
 
2014-02-12 02:26:28 AM  
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2014-02-12 02:39:39 AM  
thethesiswhisperer.files.wordpress.com

Begun the camel toe wars have.

 
2014-02-12 02:44:21 AM  

fusillade762: Teenagers in yoga pants? Should I have a seat over there?


You and every other heterosexual male above the age of 9.
 
2014-02-12 02:47:07 AM  

debug: Kerpal: Anyone else never even see the phrase "yoga pants" mentioned anywhere until the last couple of years? farking yogis.

It's just stretching guys.


That's because they used to be called leggings or tights or spandex pants.  There's nothing new going on here.


There is a difference. Leggings or tights hug the skin all the way down to the ankle. Yoga pants fit snugly around the waist and hips and have a loose fit around the legs.
 
2014-02-12 02:52:21 AM  
Maggie_Luna:If you have a labial wedgie...

... you have my complete and undivided attention.
 
2014-02-12 02:56:05 AM  

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Nice one!
 
2014-02-12 03:01:41 AM  

Nogale: debug: Kerpal: Anyone else never even see the phrase "yoga pants" mentioned anywhere until the last couple of years? farking yogis.

It's just stretching guys.


That's because they used to be called leggings or tights or spandex pants.  There's nothing new going on here.

There is a difference. Leggings or tights hug the skin all the way down to the ankle. Yoga pants fit snugly around the waist and hips and have a loose fit around the legs.


Some do, some do not.
 
2014-02-12 03:05:35 AM  

Nix Nightbird: So far, this thread disappoints.
Gigantic, bulbous asses are not attractive in yoga pants. Trim, firm, toned girl butts are what yoga pants are made for. Damn the hippity hop music for making people think chunky asses are desirable.
The following scenes are not suitable for chubby chasers:
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 390x600][girlsinyogapants.com image 600x1180][thechive.files.wordpress.com image 500x666][thechive.files.wordpress.com image 500x822][cdn.rsvlts.com image 612x612][img.izismile.com image 600x600]
And Pretty NSFW


Yeah they are. Don't make broad generalizations because you're not packing enough to handle it.
 
2014-02-12 04:54:02 AM  

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Favorited.

Label: Genius
 
2014-02-12 05:35:19 AM  
It's simple, really.

bad law:
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good law:
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Jude Law:
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Class dismissed
 
2014-02-12 06:03:23 AM  

Cheese eating surrender monkey: It's simple, really.

bad law:


good law:


Jude Law:


Class dismissed


You forgot Cole's Law, which is thinly sliced cabbage.
 
2014-02-12 06:18:46 AM  
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2014-02-12 06:37:04 AM  

bhcompy: My girlfriend has a little sister in high school.  Yoga pants and Uggs are basically the only thing high school girls seem to wear considering what I've seen of my girlfriend's sister and her friends in the past few months


Sooo....they're topless?

I'm asking for a friend...
 
2014-02-12 06:41:51 AM  
And for good measure:

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2014-02-12 06:44:57 AM  

Nogale: debug: Kerpal: Anyone else never even see the phrase "yoga pants" mentioned anywhere until the last couple of years? farking yogis.

It's just stretching guys.


That's because they used to be called leggings or tights or spandex pants.  There's nothing new going on here.

There is a difference. Leggings or tights hug the skin all the way down to the ankle. Yoga pants fit snugly around the waist and hips and have a loose fit around the legs.


Eh, I hear "leggings", I don't think of ANY kind of pant that goes up past the crotchal area; I think more "leg warmers."

Probably just me.
 
2014-02-12 06:51:05 AM  

Nix Nightbird: red5ish: "I don't appreciate having to be responsible for a boy paying attention or even being told that it's my responsibility to not distract someone with my body. I don't like being objectified in that way. " Shut up you disingenuous twit and put some pants on. You're not fooling anybody but yourself.

While your answer was a bit... abrasive... I have to say you're on the right track. Sort of.

 I say fight fire with fire. If the girls are going to be all "we'll wear clothes that leave nothing to the imagination and then get mad at men for looking at us", then men have to fight back! Like so:
[ts4.explicit.bing.net image 342x480]

If every man started wearing tights, women would get a dose of their own medicine.

And as a bonus, the fat guys in tights would be revenge against all the giant 270-lbs women who think they can pull off wearing yoga pants.


This and more.
I worked in an office that was business casual. The women, however, could wear tights, leggings and etc., with impunity. And these weren't particularly sexy women, either.
There's a double standard of decorum that women need to become more self-aware in observing.
But that's probably like getting a dog to do calculus.

Given that only a very small percentage of the general serf population who are females can pull off yoga pants, this is probably a generally good rule change.

/Yes, get off my lawn, you fat yoga-pantsed sluts!
 
2014-02-12 07:03:48 AM  

Bane of Broone: Nix Nightbird: So far, this thread disappoints.
Gigantic, bulbous asses are not attractive in yoga pants. Trim, firm, toned girl butts are what yoga pants are made for. Damn the hippity hop music for making people think chunky asses are desirable.
The following scenes are not suitable for chubby chasers:
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 390x600][girlsinyogapants.com image 600x1180][thechive.files.wordpress.com image 500x666][thechive.files.wordpress.com image 500x822][cdn.rsvlts.com image 612x612][img.izismile.com image 600x600]
And Pretty NSFW

Yeah they are. Don't make broad generalizations because you're not packing enough to handle it.


See, I was just thinking "white guy-like typing detected".
 
2014-02-12 07:09:15 AM  
I don't care how good or bad anyone looks in yoga pants at work but don't come crying to me when you are cold at work in the middle of February in Canada if you are wearing them.  The ladies at work do this all the time.  If I have to hear about how cheap I am for not making the building warm enough for them to wear almost nothing when it is 15 below outside too many more times, I'll consider banning the damn things.
 
2014-02-12 07:10:56 AM  
where do you all work that women wear yoga pants?  I don't think I've worked a single place in my life that would consider that acceptable.  its not even the sexy thing, or just like wearing pj pants to work or workout clothes.  Its not professional.
 
2014-02-12 07:15:05 AM  

RoyBatty: Recalling how dry my high school years were, I am all for high school girls wearing yoga pants. And I sincerely hope there are feminist programs teaching the high school students about extra-enthusiastic consent and about being sex positive. I think there should be mandatory courses in feminist sex education for all high school kids, including instruction about emergency birth control, and plan b, and abortion rights.

It has taken me forty years to learn what kind of smile was hidden beneath the Dworkin's dark moustache. O cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from her biting teats! Two gin-scented tears trickled down the sides of my nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. I had won the victory over myself. I loved Big Sister.


I'm not sure what that was supposed to mean, but it brought a tear to my eye.

OTOH, I am all about women wearing yoga pants outside the gym or yoga studio.  It's like a big sticker saying "please check out my ass".  And I am happy (usually) to oblige.  It is a more explicit statement that she wants you to look than the girls who wear full makeup and hair styled in the gym.
Why yes, I subscribe to Chappelle's "wearing the uniform" theory.

This having been said, I agree with the school.  Unless the girl students want to learn how to get promoted for making the mattress bounce, they should learn how to dress like big people.
 
2014-02-12 07:25:29 AM  
It's all good until the big fat ones start running around in them.
 
2014-02-12 07:36:06 AM  
Go whore about on your own time.

Really though, if you're going to institute dress codes, just adopt uniforms.
 
2014-02-12 07:36:21 AM  
This is news? My daughter's middle school did this last year. But I will applaud the pics in this thread.
 
2014-02-12 07:51:24 AM  

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These.
 
2014-02-12 07:53:47 AM  
Rich kid problems.
 
2014-02-12 07:57:23 AM  
This thread makes me feel funny in my no-no place.
 
2014-02-12 07:58:33 AM  
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2014-02-12 08:02:03 AM  

TomD9938: emotion_lotion: If they had yoga pants when i was in high school, I would be a different man today.


"Baggies", were the pant style of choice for girls when I was coming of age (mid 80s).


Leggings first came out when I was in high school (early-90's).  Found out real quick about girls having curves in the right places.
 
2014-02-12 08:04:02 AM  
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2014-02-12 08:05:05 AM  
No girl/woman wears these without knowing it puts their arse on display.

Oh, and rape culture.
 
2014-02-12 08:09:06 AM  

NickelP: where do you all work that women wear yoga pants?  I don't think I've worked a single place in my life that would consider that acceptable.  its not even the sexy thing, or just like wearing pj pants to work or workout clothes.  Its not professional.


Manufacturing where you have little to no interactions with the public in my case.
 
2014-02-12 08:18:49 AM  
I may review this thread for updates later.
 
2014-02-12 08:29:17 AM  

OOBE Juan Kenobi: [thethesiswhisperer.files.wordpress.com image 850x603]Begun the camel toe wars have.


Try Yoda pants you should.  Stretchy they are... and green!
 
2014-02-12 08:33:07 AM  

NateAsbestos: Nix Nightbird: So far, this thread disappoints.
Gigantic, bulbous asses are not attractive in yoga pants. Trim, firm, toned girl butts are what yoga pants are made for. Damn the hippity hop music for making people think chunky asses are desirable.
The following scenes are not suitable for chubby chasers:
[4.bp.blogspot.com image 390x600][girlsinyogapants.com image 600x1180][thechive.files.wordpress.com image 500x666][thechive.files.wordpress.com image 500x822][cdn.rsvlts.com image 612x612][img.izismile.com image 600x600]
And Pretty NSFW

I can't be the only one who finds duckface to be an instant turn off, and evidence enough that the girl in question is a 'tard? Your third pic.... jesus, what the hell possesses a human being to make that face besides rotten eggs?


She had a face?!
 
2014-02-12 08:44:32 AM  
I like girls in tight clothes as much as the next guy, but if the rule says don't wear them, how hard is it to pick a different pair of pants? It's not like this is some kind of oppressive regime that says everyone must wear burlap sacks or something, it just says no yoga pants. I'm sure they have other pants they can wear, it's not a hardship. Protesting because you can't wear fashionable pants is the wrong hill to die on when you're in high school.
 
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