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(Slate)   Thirty-four distraught Michael Jackson fans sue doctor for "emotional damage." They won, and received $1.36 each   (slate.com) divider line 17
    More: Followup, Michael Jackson, physicians, Dr. Conrad Murray  
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2014-02-11 08:47:48 PM
That's about $1.35 more than their distress is worth.
 
2014-02-11 09:30:15 PM
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/empathizes
 
2014-02-11 09:33:34 PM
Hey, look at it this, way, at least the law firm who handled it got 400,000,000.

/obviously didn't read the article
//obviously just wanted to snark about lawyers
 
2014-02-11 09:33:52 PM
I got a coupon for a free Dr. Pepper when "Chinese Democracy" came out.

This means I got more than they did, all for an album I've never listened to.

Incidentally I also got my Guinness bar towel. I don't know what happened to the lot of you, but I got one.
 
2014-02-11 09:40:44 PM
That'll buy you a cup of gas-station joe.
 
2014-02-11 10:08:13 PM
That seems about right.
 
2014-02-11 10:18:31 PM
summary of article:
They don't intend to collect.
They did it just to obtain "victim" status...
So they could hopefully have access to MJ's gravesite - which is closed to the public.
 
2014-02-11 10:28:59 PM
Dumbasses, you get the real money for saying MJ touched your prepubescent penis.
 
2014-02-11 10:39:28 PM

Johnson: summary of article:
They don't intend to collect.
They did it just to obtain "victim" status...
So they could hopefully have access to MJ's gravesite - which is closed to the public.


Too bad the Full Faith & Credit Clause isn't going to matter much for a verdict obtained in FRANCE you dumb twats.
 
2014-02-11 11:05:13 PM

Johnson: summary of article:
They don't intend to collect.
They did it just to obtain "victim" status...
So they could hopefully have access to MJ's gravesite - which is closed to the public.


They want to dig up that solid gold casket.  Can you blame them?  Probably has the bones of the elephant man and Paul McCartney buried right beneath it too.  Hello eBay!
 
2014-02-11 11:29:54 PM
But on a positive note, Maury says the kid is not their son
 
2014-02-11 11:43:40 PM
I got a check from EA for $11.70 for receiving a Madden football game as a gift 6 years ago. Pretty sure it got me drunk.
 
2014-02-11 11:43:49 PM

MaudlinMutantMollusk: But on a positive note, Maury says the kid is not their son


Well, of course it isn't. Dancing on the floor in the round isn't how you make babies, it's a Three Stooges stunt.
 
2014-02-12 12:07:23 AM

GreenAdder: I got a coupon for a free Dr. Pepper when "Chinese Democracy" came out.

This means I got more than they did, all for an album I've never listened to.

Incidentally I also got my Guinness bar towel. I don't know what happened to the lot of you, but I got one.


Received my towel as well. Although that was many moves ago, so I no longer have it in my possession.
 
2014-02-12 12:07:55 AM

The My Little Pony Killer: MaudlinMutantMollusk: But on a positive note, Maury says the kid is not their son

Well, of course it isn't. Dancing on the floor in the round isn't how you make babies, it's a Three Stooges stunt.


Apparently, you never attended a Grateful Dead show

/especially New Years
//whoa...
 
2014-02-12 01:29:33 AM

wildbill0712: GreenAdder: I got a coupon for a free Dr. Pepper when "Chinese Democracy" came out.

This means I got more than they did, all for an album I've never listened to.

Incidentally I also got my Guinness bar towel. I don't know what happened to the lot of you, but I got one.

Received my towel as well. Although that was many moves ago, so I no longer have it in my possession.


My Guinness bar towel disappeared years ago. Think i left it on the side of the road after fixing a flat bike tire in the rain. Replaced it with a Sierra Nevada bar towel as soon as I saw it was missing.

Always carry a towel.
 
2014-02-12 01:34:52 AM

crotchgrabber: wildbill0712: GreenAdder: I got a coupon for a free Dr. Pepper when "Chinese Democracy" came out.

This means I got more than they did, all for an album I've never listened to.

Incidentally I also got my Guinness bar towel. I don't know what happened to the lot of you, but I got one.

Received my towel as well. Although that was many moves ago, so I no longer have it in my possession.

My Guinness bar towel disappeared years ago. Think i left it on the side of the road after fixing a flat bike tire in the rain. Replaced it with a Sierra Nevada bar towel as soon as I saw it was missing.

Always carry a towel.


Nah. Sometimes curtains are handier.
 
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