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(CNN)   "Female sex-drive drug needs more research." I bet it does   (cnn.com) divider line 104
    More: Interesting, FDA, sex drives, Phase I, sex drive drug, Boehringer Ingelheim, drug interactions, technical term, shoots  
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2014-02-11 08:19:32 PM  
Well I'll volunteer to see how horny the women are. I know its perilous work but Ill volunteer.
 
2014-02-11 08:21:02 PM  
So liquor is still quicker?
 
2014-02-11 08:23:49 PM  
static3.wikia.nocookie.net

/She'll be waiting
 
2014-02-11 08:24:22 PM  

Boojum2k: So liquor is still quicker?


But not as effectively as Rohypnol.
 
2014-02-11 08:25:33 PM  
m7.i.pbase.com
It already exists.
 
2014-02-11 08:26:51 PM  
The ultimate female aphrodisiac

s30.postimg.org
 
2014-02-11 08:27:02 PM  
Cool - now married guys get to be cockolded 14 times week instead of 3.

Science is a wonderful thing.
 
2014-02-11 08:29:50 PM  
I have been investigating the female sex drive for decades. Female subjects still reporting disappointing results.
 
2014-02-11 08:30:58 PM  
ViNagra?
 
2014-02-11 08:32:01 PM  
i789.photobucket.com
 
2014-02-11 08:32:20 PM  
"I've had women complain, 'Why isn't there a female Viagra?' " Foust said.  Sex drive is more complicated for women than for men

Viagra does nothing for sex drive.  All it does is give you a boner, meaning prepare you physically for sex.  The female equivalent is lube.  Your woman doesn't have a sex drive because she's tired/stressed out/overwhelmed/etc.  That said, I'm not gonna lie, buying her a pill would be a heck of a lot easier.
 
2014-02-11 08:32:54 PM  

Harry_Seldon: I have been investigating the female sex drive for decades. Female subjects still reporting disappointing results.


Interesting. My investigations have resulted in modest success.
 
2014-02-11 08:32:59 PM  
What female sex drive research may look like.


i2.cdn.turner.com
 
2014-02-11 08:35:19 PM  

Oldiron_79: Well I'll volunteer to see how horny the women are. I know its perilous work but Ill volunteer.


No, no, it's too perilous
 
2014-02-11 08:35:57 PM  

lennavan: "I've had women complain, 'Why isn't there a female Viagra?' " Foust said.  Sex drive is more complicated for women than for men

Viagra does nothing for sex drive.  All it does is give you a boner, meaning prepare you physically for sex.  The female equivalent is lube.  Your woman doesn't have a sex drive because she's tired/stressed out/overwhelmed/etc.  That said, I'm not gonna lie, buying her a pill would be a heck of a lot easier.


I thought female Viagra was when the guy says, "Let's watch twilight in bed".
 
2014-02-11 08:36:34 PM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: The ultimate female aphrodisiac

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The Virgin card may not be appropriate in this case...
 
2014-02-11 08:38:30 PM  

traylor: What female sex drive research may look like.


[i2.cdn.turner.com image 640x360]


Looks like she's been sent to bed hungry on a regular basis...
 
2014-02-11 08:38:42 PM  
Vagagra
 
2014-02-11 08:39:50 PM  
 It already exists.
One of the first IVF drugs women take puts their hormones in overdrive.
Of course they also drop a few hundred eggs in the process so yeah, wear a condom.

or two.
 
2014-02-11 08:40:54 PM  

lennavan: "I've had women complain, 'Why isn't there a female Viagra?' " Foust said.  Sex drive is more complicated for women than for men

Viagra does nothing for sex drive.  All it does is give you a boner, meaning prepare you physically for sex.  The female equivalent is lube.  Your woman doesn't have a sex drive because she's tired/stressed out/overwhelmed/etc.  That said, I'm not gonna lie, buying her a pill would be a heck of a lot easier.


*ahem* It improves your "ability to be ready". At least that's what all the commercials tell me.


Unobtanium: Oldiron_79: Well I'll volunteer to see how horny the women are. I know its perilous work but Ill volunteer.

No, no, it's too perilous


www.zeldauniverse.net
 
2014-02-11 08:41:29 PM  
Penis.
 
2014-02-11 08:43:44 PM  

Unobtanium: Oldiron_79: Well I'll volunteer to see how horny the women are. I know its perilous work but Ill volunteer.

No, no, it's too perilous


Can't I have a little peril?
 
2014-02-11 08:44:37 PM  

fusillade762: *ahem* It improves your "ability to be ready". At least that's what all the commercials tell me.


Really? I thought it made claw-footed tubs magically appear on the lawn of wherever I'm staying.
 
2014-02-11 08:45:05 PM  
Won't be needing this anytime soon...

/the men can't keep up with me :)
 
2014-02-11 08:45:27 PM  
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!! Somewhere there are 11,000 women waiting to have 2.5 more encounters with a penis a week with the only problem being the FDA says they can't drive?!?!
I volunteer to be the hornworts cabby ever!! (Yeah yeah, most disappointing 5 minutes ever, blah blah, fark that, I got my pills already, I'll take my chances! Better living through chemistry biatches!!!!)
 
2014-02-11 08:46:57 PM  

Oldiron_79: Unobtanium: Oldiron_79: Well I'll volunteer to see how horny the women are. I know its perilous work but Ill volunteer.

No, no, it's too perilous

Can't I have a little peril?


Sure.  She's a little, um, "experienced" though.  Her last name is Bailey.  She may need some attention before you start, though.
 
2014-02-11 08:48:41 PM  
For quivers lasting more than four hours seek a floor mounted vibrator with a 40 horse evinrude and a kickstart
 
2014-02-11 08:51:29 PM  

dopekitty74: Won't be needing this anytime soon...

/the men can't keep up with me :)


Me either.

/and I play for both teams.
 
2014-02-11 08:51:35 PM  

dopekitty74: Won't be needing this anytime soon...

/the men can't keep up with me :)


If only you were actually female.
 
2014-02-11 08:52:38 PM  
i thought this was called "cocaine"
 
2014-02-11 08:53:11 PM  

Dr Jack Badofsky: Oldiron_79: Unobtanium: Oldiron_79: Well I'll volunteer to see how horny the women are. I know its perilous work but Ill volunteer.

No, no, it's too perilous

Can't I have a little peril?

Sure.  She's a little, um, "experienced" though.  Her last name is Bailey.  She may need some attention before you start, though.


Must be a joke Im not getting
 
2014-02-11 08:53:31 PM  

CAUTION CAUTION CAUTION CAUTION


Be careful what you wish for.  Have you not seen what women do when you let them drive a car?  If you think they're going to drive sex any differently, you're going to have a bad day.  And a giant dent in your dick from where your woman decided to blow your horn while crossing three lanes of oncoming traffic applying her mascara and texting her bff at night with no headlights on.

 
2014-02-11 08:54:52 PM  

Oldiron_79: Well I'll volunteer to see how horny the women are. I know its perilous work but Ill volunteer.


So what what you're saying is you like hairy women because most of these drugs have testosterone in them.
 
2014-02-11 08:55:37 PM  
Pair them up with  desirable man and the drive will kick in

Too simple?
 
2014-02-11 08:57:10 PM  

theorellior: fusillade762: *ahem* It improves your "ability to be ready". At least that's what all the commercials tell me.

Really? I thought it made claw-footed tubs magically appear on the lawn of wherever I'm staying.


Water. If you watch any of the boner pill ads you may notice water is a recurring theme in them. Bathtubs, lakes, waterfalls, etc. I doubt this is coincidental. There must be some kind of subliminal "flow" thing going on.
 
2014-02-11 08:57:25 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Oldiron_79: Well I'll volunteer to see how horny the women are. I know its perilous work but Ill volunteer.

So what what you're saying is you like hairy women because most of these drugs have testosterone in them.


Grass on the field, the bleachers, the parking lot. . .
 
2014-02-11 08:57:32 PM  
"...With men, we're just really simple. We have a very simple sexuality. When I say that my female friends they're like,
'We like sex as much as you do.'
and I say 'Sure, but it's different.'
And they say 'How?'
'And I say, 'Have you ever masturbated while driving a car?'"
-Mike Birbiglia
 
2014-02-11 08:58:34 PM  

HypnozombieX: It already exists.
One of the first IVF drugs women take puts their hormones in overdrive.


And, on the other side, there's overwhelming evidence that most hormonal birth control methods reduce libido (often quite a lot) for many if not most women who use them.  Of course, taking a libido pill to counteract the side effect of the BC pill... it'll be interesting to see where that chain ends.
 
2014-02-11 09:01:14 PM  

BalugaJoe: Penis.


Awww... how cute.. you learned a new word on the innernets?
 
2014-02-11 09:01:19 PM  

Boojum2k: tinfoil-hat maggie: Oldiron_79: Well I'll volunteer to see how horny the women are. I know its perilous work but Ill volunteer.

So what what you're saying is you like hairy women because most of these drugs have testosterone in them.

Grass on the field, the bleachers, the parking lot. . .


Well Im like Chewbacca hairy so its not like I'd feel it if a woman was slightly hairy.
 
2014-02-11 09:02:17 PM  

BluVeinThrobber: For quivers lasting more than four hours seek a floor mounted vibrator with a 40 horse evinrude and a kickstart


I'd go with the Yamaha. It has electric start and power trim.

There is a certain sadness when a man discusses outboard motors in a sex thread.
But damn, I've had a lot of fun skimming mud flats in my extra wide Alumacraft duck boat.

\still so so sad.
 
2014-02-11 09:02:50 PM  

Oldiron_79: Dr Jack Badofsky: Oldiron_79: Unobtanium: Oldiron_79: Well I'll volunteer to see how horny the women are. I know its perilous work but Ill volunteer.

No, no, it's too perilous

Can't I have a little peril?

Sure.  She's a little, um, "experienced" though.  Her last name is Bailey.  She may need some attention before you start, though.

Must be a joke Im not getting


Pearl (Peril) Bailey.
 
2014-02-11 09:11:06 PM  
Unobtanium: Oldiron_79: Well I'll volunteer to see how horny the women are. I know its perilous work but Ill volunteer.

No, no, it's too perilous


img.fark.net
 
2014-02-11 09:13:17 PM  

fappomatic: BluVeinThrobber: For quivers lasting more than four hours seek a floor mounted vibrator with a 40 horse evinrude and a kickstart

I'd go with the Yamaha. It has electric start and power trim.

There is a certain sadness when a man discusses outboard motors in a sex thread.
But damn, I've had a lot of fun skimming mud flats in my extra wide Alumacraft duck boat.

\still so so sad.


Never was a FARK name more appropriate than with your post.
 
2014-02-11 09:13:24 PM  

fappomatic: It has electric start and power trim.


Isn't that what we've been talking about all this time?
 
2014-02-11 09:14:53 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Oldiron_79: Well I'll volunteer to see how horny the women are. I know its perilous work but Ill volunteer.

So what what you're saying is you like hairy women because most of these drugs have testosterone in them.


So, it turns them into Italian women?
 
2014-02-11 09:17:23 PM  

Oldiron_79: Boojum2k: tinfoil-hat maggie: Oldiron_79: Well I'll volunteer to see how horny the women are. I know its perilous work but Ill volunteer.

So what what you're saying is you like hairy women because most of these drugs have testosterone in them.

Grass on the field, the bleachers, the parking lot. . .

Well Im like Chewbacca hairy so its not like I'd feel it if a woman was slightly hairy.


i36.tinypic.com
 
2014-02-11 09:21:31 PM  

tinfoil-hat maggie: Oldiron_79: Well I'll volunteer to see how horny the women are. I know its perilous work but Ill volunteer.

So what what you're saying is you like hairy women because most of these drugs have testosterone in them.


Naturally-injected testosterone has its own particular hazards. Parturition, for example.
 
2014-02-11 09:21:55 PM  
no, it doesn't.  results have been modest.  They want FDA approval so they can mislead doctors, consumers, and insurance companies with exaggerated results and nonsense comparisons.  Kill it now and make something that works.
Then I'll obtain it illegally and hand it out at key parties.  And church.
 
2014-02-11 09:22:24 PM  

rebelyell2006: tinfoil-hat maggie: Oldiron_79: Well I'll volunteer to see how horny the women are. I know its perilous work but Ill volunteer.

So what what you're saying is you like hairy women because most of these drugs have testosterone in them.

So, it turns them into Italian women?


It's possible I know some have played with using extra type of estrogen higher doses can only go so for before yea crazy time as well.
 
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